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14073472 No.14073472 [Reply] [Original]

How much net worth do you need before you can have access to the cure for balding?

There's no way he had hair transplants

>> No.14073485

For real this shit don’t like implants

>> No.14073510

You don't need to be rich you just need to know about health, and not the kike-version of it. If you don't know about health, then you need to make money and pay someone like me to edumacate you.

>> No.14073587

>>14073472
>>14073485
>>14073510
t. retards

Look at the fucking hair up front and compare it to his hair in the back. Clearly the frontal transplanted hair looks shittier and thinner and once you get back near his ears the hair looks completely different and falls the same way and is generally healthier and more natural.

>> No.14073615

>>14073587
my hair and hairline look like his on the right and I didn't have a transplant

>> No.14073700

>>14073615
post hair

>> No.14073719

I'm starting to look like the left pic and if I don't make it so I can afford a hair transplant I will have to quit my job and live off of neet bucks. I can't live with the shame of being a hairlet

>> No.14073726

you can literally see the grafts in this photo.

>> No.14073738

>>14073719
why didn't you start taking propecia when you first noticed hair loss? I will never underatand willingly going bald in this era

>> No.14073742

>>14073719
What's worse hairlet or manlet?

>> No.14073752

>>14073738

Side effects of Propecia include:

impotence,
loss of interest in sex,
trouble having an orgasm,
abnormal ejaculation,
swelling in your hands or feet,
swelling or tenderness in your breasts,
dizziness,
weakness,
feeling like you might pass out,
headache,
runny nose, or
skin rash.

>> No.14073791 [DELETED] 
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>>14073700

>> No.14073799

Just buy minoxidal aka generic rogaine. Worked for me retards.

>> No.14073807

>>14073791
What's your BPEL?

>> No.14073819

>>14073738
Because of this >>14073752
I'm kind of scared of the side effects

>> No.14073822

>>14073738
I would have to take propecia. I couldn't handle going bald.

>> No.14073827

>>14073742
Manlet I think

>> No.14073835

More importantly, how much for a cute, dark, musician gf?

>> No.14073841

>>14073752
I'm a 25-year-old virgin. There's no chance that I'll ever get laid at this point. I'd rather just lose interest in sex and keep my hair.

>> No.14073856

>>14073742

6'2 soon to be hairlet, I'd choose king of manlet height over hairlet anyday

>> No.14074411

Take propecia, use minoxidil and a derma roller. The side effects propecia lists have a very slim chance of happening like any medication, and the generic is very cheap. I take propecia and have been taking it for a year, I feel like my sex drive has only increased because I work out more too. More hair, more confidence, more sex. If youre a baldie, your fuckt.

>> No.14075356

>>14073510
I eat healthy, mostly meat and eggs and fish. im lean 10-12% bf. yet my hair is still thinning. What is the secret?

>> No.14075392

>>14073742
Toothlet > Hairlet > Manlet
Have normal teeth, have hair, be > 5'8. All of these are kinda equal. Just don't look like you're missing something.

>> No.14075415

>>14073472
>>14073719
>>14073738
>>14073742
>>14073822
>>14073856
Just shave your heads anons? If you lift weights people will assume it's a style choice
>t. 22 y/o who will probably be balding by his early 30s

>> No.14075417

>>14073738
It kills your test levels

>> No.14075419

>>14073472
He looks like Dr. Slump desu

>> No.14075442

>>14073472
instead of helping the world cure baldness with leading innovation, finally destroying the scam hair restoration industry in the process and saving the emotional lives of countless men...he decided to go to space once his own scalp was safely hidden again.

pathetic.

>> No.14075497

>>14073719
Hairlet kek

>> No.14075530

>>14073510
Reducing stress, cortisol, and preventing conversion of Testosterone to Dihydro-Testosterone, while maintaining a balance of estrogen and testosterone levels.

>> No.14075542
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>>14073752
What if I've taken Propecia for nearly two years and haven't experienced any of those side effects?

>> No.14075563

>>14075417
I don't think that's true and even if it was it's worth it to not lose your hair. Plus you could go on HRT and cialis. I would accept nearly any side effect to not lose my hair.

>> No.14076288

>>14073742
Manlet obviously.

>> No.14076434

its called hair fibers you neets need to look it up. its a game changer for sure

>> No.14076456

>>14073719
Stop being fat.
Start lifting weights.
Be a buff bald chad.
I did that and my pussy game didn't slow down one bit.

>> No.14076483
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14076483

Anyone else wear elevator shoes? I have the 8 inch ones, and im normally 5'9 but with these shoes on i am a 6'4 chad.

>> No.14076494

He will get a wig from william shatners, ted dansons or john travoltas wigmaker which are the best and most expensive. Probably combined with some sort of weave I must admit it looks impressive - wonder if hes given it a name?

>> No.14076516

>>14076434
Does this shit stay on if i go swimming? I don't want to jump into the pool with a full head of hair and come out bald.

>> No.14076530
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>>14073742

>tfw 5’4 and family genes suggest I’ll be balding by age 30

>> No.14076580

>>14076434
Holy shit it's magic
https://youtu.be/h9TiDSzZtXM

>> No.14076591

>>14076483
Yeah but everyone knows you’re a fake once you take those shoes off, heightcuck.

>> No.14076622

I took propecia and a single 3 inch hair grew out of the middle of my forehead overnight.

>> No.14076642

>>14073742

Depends. If its a manlet that 5'9-511, being a manlet is better. However, if under 5'8 or so, (especially super small like 5'2) youd rather be tall and a hairlet.

A guy thats 5'10 with good hair and a decent face will get more women than a 6'2 balding lanklet.

>> No.14076691

>>14076622
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nWKD0a8Qqzs

>> No.14076709

hair fibers work but you need to avoid the rain or jumping in the pool. been using it for years and no one has ever noticed

>> No.14076716

>>14076483

it's not worth it. it feels like you are walking on stilts and then you have questions to answer once you take your shoes off

better to just have an inferiority complex and make up for it with money

>> No.14076759

>>14073742
manlet, not even close by the way it's affect your attractiveness/ways to cure it.

>> No.14076815
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14076815

Are we all gonna make it like Elon with the next bull market?

>> No.14076822
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>>14076642
> tfw 5'11" balding lanklet

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>>14076530

>> No.14077368

>>14076530
I don't think you have a choice anyway but just wanted to say don't procreate

>> No.14077464

>>14077368
Looking at it from the other side: His ancestry must have some amazing quality to have made it so far with 5'4"

>> No.14078613

>>14073738
I'd give propecia or fin a shot but I have high blood pressure, it runs in my family and they can elevate your blood pressure so there's not a doctor in the world that would prescribe that nor would I want to take the health risk. I have found dermarolling and topicals such as minoxidil, nizoral and peppermint shampoo have given me back my old hairline so I guess I'm one of the lucky ones who didn't have to resort to a HT or propecia, time will tell I guess. I do agree with you in that there's so many different treatment options these days, there really is no excuse for going bald unless you just don't give a fuck at all but guys who wait for the point of no return and then complain about treatments not being effective are the absolute worst because they go and shit up online forums because they're bitter or stupid and convince people in the early stages of hair loss to just give up.

>>14075542
If you haven't experienced side effects by now you are fine.

>> No.14078676

>>14076709
Yeah and like $5 a bottle on Ebay game changer. Good at least to use till the minox and propecia is in full effect my hairs pretty good now.

>> No.14078977

>>14073510

What’s the cure for graying hair?

>> No.14079068

>>14075542
Same but my hairline started to receding again a few months ago, no sure if i can hold nw2-2.5 until breezula come to the market. Scared to take duta.

>> No.14079084

>>14076591
>once you take those shoes off
They are so fucking obvious. If you're not really paying attention to anything you might not notice but if you actually look at someone's feet and the way they're standing you can tell they're wearing platform heels

>> No.14079449

>>14073587
This is just you acting like you can see a difference because you know its a transplant. Classic 4chan fake visual expert shit

>> No.14079455

>>14073738
It doesn't work for everyone and the side effects can be insane. I don't believe that all the horror stories are fakes and I don't want to take it and be the 2%. Life more or less ends. Some people have reported being mentally fucked by it.

>> No.14079482

>>14073742
Manlet, firstly because its easier to convincingly fake not being a hairlet and secondly because you're more harshly penalized for being a manlet.

>> No.14079777

>>14075442
It's actually insane to me that male baldness isn't getting so much attention. Like you think there'd be someone out there with so much fuck you money they'd put it in to solve the issue, but nothing comes of it. I guess most rich men are just happy buying a wig or transplants and being done with it. The scam products that all the companies put out are also probably making perfectly enough money as they are now so putting out a product that actually works wouldn't even be profitable.

>> No.14079852

>>14073719
Im literally a Neet and I got cheap implants in Turkey. JUST take some moneye from your take out funds ad save it ffs

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>>14076483
>Anyone else wear elevator shoes?

>> No.14080215

>>14079854

Top.kek do people actually wear these?

>> No.14080608

>>14073472
this is a wig dude

>> No.14080692

>>14073472
Don’t need to be rich at all op, actually doesn’t cost to much, I was going bald when I was like 21. Got treated and it helped a lot, though in the last year or two I have been lazy with treatment which isn’t good

>> No.14080696

>>14080692
What treatment?

>> No.14080839

>>14076483

Untill the shoes come off and you're sniffing her tits in missionary

>> No.14080879
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14080879

You'll never go bald if you keep eating.

>> No.14080906

>>14073719
>I can't live with the shame of being a hairlet
You need to cure that insecurity first...

>> No.14080928

>>14080696
semen injections into his colon

>> No.14081035

>>14073472
>>14073485

Hair implantign is an art form. To get results like Elon, you need to pay an Artist to individually place each folicle. Typically they will stamp clusters of hair to fill in faster and cheaper. He probably paid a few million dollars for his hair.