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Give me your pitches, bitches.

>> No.13987528

a toilet that is also a bathtub

>> No.13987539

>>13987463

bump so I don't get lost in crytpofaggotry

>> No.13987551

Here, check this out.

It is called a (You).
Now, bare with me here for a moment, I'll get into it.
So basically, here is how it works:
You create and thread on 4chan biz, right? You say some dumb shit as usual? Well here is the kicker...
I REPLY to your thread, you still following me camera guy? I REPLY to you, in your own thread, still with me? And then once I do that, you get ATTENTION.
Would you like to know why?
It is because you're a gigantic, tremendous FAGGOT.

>> No.13987567
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>>13987528
I think they call that the Ganges river

>> No.13987585

Now, here is an example of a (You) in action
>>13987463

The more I do it, the more you giggle and pinch & roll your ballsack itch, it is actually a genius idea.

>> No.13987613

>>13987567
based and poopiled

>> No.13987630

>>13987528

Good, but why shouldn't I just shit in my bathtub?

>> No.13987647

>>13987551
>>13987585

What ever happened to these threads just being fun shitposting?

>> No.13988340

>>13987463
Hi my name is neet anon.
Im here today to present my business idea.
What i will do is create thousands of fake business project and instead of selling stocks i will sell a useless internet coin and tell the buyers it will be worth something one day.
Give it a few years and the businesses will have a combined worth of a couple hundred billion dollar

>> No.13988366

a bike with a dick for a seat.

>> No.13988369

>>13987463
Shark tank but for porn...

Top Jews of the porn industry watch ameteurs fuck. The execs decide if they want to bring them aboard their sexy business, and fight over how much to pay.

Lorrie would be a good fuck prop for a lone guy who wants to prove his salt for strangers.

Rule 34

>> No.13988372

>>13988340
>crypto is useless
dumb street shitter

>> No.13988378

>>13987528
Can you provide an image of some kind to help us visualize your invention?

>> No.13988379

Town 45 min outside big city, 10 mil radius of Town population about 100k
Avarrage household income is 140k yearly and increasing and large business migrating
Get a truck that has LED screens on the sides and back and rent out as mobile advertising. Rent for parties and outdoor movies.
LED screens that are held like a backpack and then size of sled as mobile advertising for malls and such

>> No.13988385

>>13988369
Kek, muh digits

>> No.13988386

a chair that's actually a dick.

>> No.13988392

>>13988366
Clearly you’ve never been to the sex museum in Amsterdam. For that reason, I’m out.

>> No.13988396

>>13987463
BSV 2.0

>> No.13988400

>>13988386
can i pre-order?

>> No.13988405

>>13988392
Kek

>> No.13988709

>>13988366

Already own three, I'm out

>>13988369

Nice digits, but I'm out

>>13988379

Not bad

>>13988386

Basically the same as the sex bike.

>> No.13988731

>>13987463
it's a google maps vr app that turns your phone into a street racing app :)

slightly unethetical but if you market it towards cyclists it should remain on the store (whilst paying for viral marketing towards boy racers)

leaderboards around ur city etc.

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>>13988709
Fuck off, Kevin. I already got the publicity I needed from your bald ass head, and Imma dab on you when the Jewish porn execs rain more money on me than you ever could

>> No.13988749

>>13988709
Thanks

>> No.13988799

An indie game:

1. Genre only has a couple of titles max
2. Sizeable audience
3. Emphasis on complex, deep gameplay instead of graphics (which I don't have the budget for)
4. Single player game, likely sell on Steam for $20

I ask for 50k, expected time ~2 years

>> No.13988802

>>13988731
second idea (similar unethical theme, thats my strength)

>Mob Insurance
it's an app where you place a "safety bounty" on yourself, i.e. $50 and if you ever get in danger you can activate the alert to ping all bounty hunters in your area (people would sign up to seek bounties) and they'd rescue you in return for $50

probably would only work in cities

>> No.13988820

>>13988802
(mainly for women to feel safer)

>> No.13988896

>>13988731

I like it

>>13988802

Not as fond of this one, but convince me. Why should I use this app when police and street smarts are a thing? Why should I go fight for some nigger for only $50? How do we prevent scams on this platform? Seems very exploitable.

>>13988799

You don't need money to do this; just do it on your spare time with a longer ETA and post your progress with free demos like the Yandere Simulator guy but without the drama

>> No.13988937

>>13988896
> do it on your spare time with a longer ETA

I am worried someone will come up with the same thing and make it first. Odds are probably low of that happening, but I am paranoid.

Also my job (software dev) takes too much time, I just don't have the energy to code again after 10 hours of coding at work. It's either I quit and make the game or I take five years to make it