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The real Satoshi Nakamoto was killed in 2013 in Colombia by the CIA while undergoing plastic surgery to disguise his identity by changing his face and erasing his fingerprints. The assassination took place in a clinic in Bogotá where he was found by two CIA GRS (Global Response Squad) operators while he was on the operating table. The decision to kill Nakamoto was made after another CIA team gained access to his hotel room and managed to secure the private keys to all of his Bitcoin wallets from the paper wallet in his cat's collar, together containing more than 2,483,474 BTC. Sadly one of the GRS stole the BTC and locked them in a new Tulip Fund and now the CIA has to wait until 2030 for the new contract to expire so they could dump the coins and kill the new threat on the US Dollar.

>> No.13969422

Based schizo poster

>> No.13969514

>>13969366
Source:dude trust me

>> No.13969574

>>13969366
Source? Cant find anything on reverse image search

>> No.13969617

Sweet Jesus, here for sauce too

>> No.13969647

>>13969366
Imagine living in a respectable traditional white town 100 years ago and then seeing this picture of the future of what our women will become. Very sad. Women need to be put back in their place. Whores need to get the rope.

>> No.13969664

>>13969647
I'll put a few ropes on her face

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>>13969366
Oy vey the blockstream useful idiots are using Milkers and brappers to lure in beta boys again
Imagine my shock

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This is not accurate.craig is the tosh but here take this

>> No.13970004

Went on a date with a slovenian girl yesterday who claims one of her highschool mates is one of three people who created bitcoin

>> No.13970157

>>13969574
>>13969617
Really? A single search and I found it.
Roxy Raye at the beach

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>>13969366

>> No.13970408

>>13969366
>imagine the smell

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>> No.13970545

>>13969574
>>13969617

Get 4chanx for the yandex image search link

>> No.13970575

>>13970004
give me her number

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