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I hold a fat stack of CHAINLINK though. Tell me how I can be homeless for the next 2 years until CHAINLINK hits $1000. I'm a combat veteran if that helps, I hear they get special resources for homelessness

>> No.13883040

>>13883002
basically, I don't want to cash out and can't tell anyone I hold link. I need to survive on handouts. Was thinking of locating to Arizona so I can sleep outside year round and then migrate North for the summer or some shit

>> No.13883050

>>13883002
you'll have to live in the sewers. if you see sergey's ass hanging from a pipe there... well, RUN.

>> No.13883081
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>>13883002
Get a Van, build a bed in the back, and a gym subscription for showers. Super comfy life of freedom and public libraries and meetups and RENT FREE

>> No.13883120

>>13883081
If possible I'd like to avoid the van route and just live outside or in a shelter. Vans cost money

>> No.13883288

>>13883120
How are we going to mitigate the effects of PTSD that all marines get? We've been fighting this war for over a year now with our brains psychologically altered beyond repair from being on this board. One day soon when the singularity hits we will instantly be rich and the war will be over. The effects of this probably won't be much different than a solider in Fallujah scraping the scalp off the ground of some Muslim suicide bomber before a tour ends and 12 hours later you are sitting on the couch with your kids watching Ellen Degeneres.

PTSD among American marines wasn't as prevalent back in the day as it is today because they got to come home on a ship with their mates and had 30 days or so to decompress.

I'm afraid the singularity will hit and I'll be rich and 2 days later I'll be walking into a Walmart to buy a CHIA pet and all of a sudden I'll start getting anxiety and hit the deck when I hear someone say something in passing that I might misconstrue as LINK FUD even though I’ve already made it

What if I'm driving with my nephews and nieces taking them to the park and I see a Mobil gas station and my brain starts envisioning Möbius FUD and I run the car off the road and kill us by wrapping my car around a tree?

I almost want to stay in this prison at /biz/. The larpers and shit posters almost give me a sense of security that I know I won't have once we have made it, and you are all off making mixed raced babies with nasty Indian women who have left their pajeet husbands.

>> No.13883349

>>13883002
>it's real
honk honk

>> No.13883398

>>13883002
Sell it for the other, right Link.

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>> No.13883548

>>13883002
El goblino