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How do I short the human race /biz/

>> No.13844523

bitcoin

>> No.13844524

Long Israel.

>> No.13844526

>>13844504
https://youtu.be/koPmuEyP3a0

>> No.13844529

Don't be afraid now. Shaving is all about confidence.

>> No.13844530

Have sex

>> No.13844579

>>13844523
This but unironically

>> No.13844587

>>13844504
no need to, it's shorting itself out

>> No.13844592

>>13844530
That's going long, you retard.

>> No.13844602

Gillette really hates making sales

>> No.13844608

>>13844504
Short all the faggot companies worried about social justice and go long on companies just worried about profit

>> No.13844622

Yikes and oofpilled.

So is a transman just a female on test boosters?

>> No.13844628

>>13844504
No, you just short white western civilization. Other races don't have a degeneracy problem

>> No.13844629
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>>13844504
What kind of shitty propaganda is this? You expect me to believe that a black man is not only going to stick around to teach his children anything, but is unironically going to be okay with them being a mentally ill transfaggot?
0/10 realism

>> No.13844650

>>13844504
>adorable
in what fucking world is a man/woman shaving adorable?! 'powerful', 'brave' ect, sure. but ADORABLE?!

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>>13844602
>>13844608
Gillette is owned by Procter and Gamble and these guys own almost everything you use everyday. Good luck trying to boycott them

>> No.13844686

>>13844504
ads like this make me absolutely convinced we are in end times. Honestly im long gods wrath at this point.
Even if nothing divine happens no civilization can survive this when there are rational civilizations that are not only rejecting this nonsense but also out breeding the degenerates.

>> No.13844688
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>>13844504
invest in transhumanist concepts that aim to cut out all the bad parts of humanity and keep all the good ones, like anarcho-capitalism and voluntarism, individualist eugenics, genetic mapping, smart medicine (biologically active peptides, light therapies, environmental toxin neutralizers (along the lines of emeramide)), and just straight-up non-violent ethnonationalism
if you engage in crypto commerce in any way at all, you're doing good without even knowing it

>> No.13844725

>get woke go broke
>>13844592
kek.

>> No.13844738

>>13844656
gigacorps are the states of the future

>> No.13844742

>>13844656
>personal hygiene products
challenge accepted

>> No.13844745

>>13844504
with a gun

>> No.13844751

>>13844504
didnt gillette make a "toxic masculinity" video a couple months back?
looks like the 90%+ dislikes on that garbage didn't deter them from their lunacy

>> No.13844787

>>13844650
Roasties find it adorable because the father is ignoring their mistake's mental illness instead of doing the natural thing and beating the shit out of it. Tolerance makes them all warm.

>> No.13844810

>>13844751
Yes they did and I haven't bough a gillette product since, and never will.

>> No.13844853

>>13844810
i buy the cheapest razors in bulk it happens to be gilette around here

>> No.13844873

>>13844853
BIC are cheapest here.

>> No.13845179

>>13844504
I'm saving so much money now that I buy Kirkland razors from Costco. Gives me more cash to put into bitcoin. That's how you profit from clown world.

>> No.13845567

>>13844688
GOAT post
recommend me some books anon

>> No.13845608

>>13844873

Yea I just use those orange single-blade disposable things. You can get a few shaves out of them and I usually shave only once a week, anyway, to enjoy the stubble. They're about 3p each.

Expensive razors are a fucking scam, literally.

>> No.13845631

>getting misanthropic over clickbait

lmao you have much to learn newfag

>> No.13845663

>>13844504
anyone have the comics where it's like 4 panels and it's an advertising pitch campaign meeting trying to sale degeneracy and product x. And at the end, they are asked, "how does this help sale x product" and they respond, "Product?"

>> No.13845675

>>13844504
>niggers
>human race
Nice try.

>> No.13845705

i honestly thought gillette would have stopped after their first attempt, but here they are. weird shit.

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>>13845663

>> No.13845722

>>13845714
thanks fren, are their more of these?

>> No.13845723

>>13844629
POC are lovely responsible persons with a heart, in contrast to hateful bigoted white men.

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also, i hope someone makes a browser addon that changes the word "trans" to "fake"