/biz/ - Business & Finance

"Eww! Get away from me, you sick freak!"

>>13831061

>>13831061
you have zero taste

>>13831079
This made me chuckle.

>>13831061
Something with a mezzanine

>>13831061

top fucking kek. mart sharts and their mcmansions make me sick

>>13831084

Then let's see your exquisite taste.

Comfy decommissioned nuclear missile silo

>>13831079
lmao

>>13831115

thats the type of house that bankrupts millionaires

>>13831115
that risto castle?

>>13831140
Based

>>13831061
> buying the ATH of housing bubble
you are gonna lose it all

>>13831061

>>13831177

Heard the same thing in 2015, 2016, 2017 and 2018.

There is no bubble.

This is the closest thing I could find. Some comfy villa like this.

t. balkan anon

>>13831200
there's no chink money this time
enjoy broke

>>13831279
Looking closer, this looks like more than 1 house, but you get the idea. Couldn't find any good pics of actual older villas, since I hate the modern ones.

>>13831084
>>13831138

COME BRO SHOW US YOUR SUPERIOR TASTE

Something like this. A little cabin by a lake/stream in Montana, Wyoming, Idaho or the Dakotas and a good 20 acres of land.

>>13831423
Thanks Ted, very cool

>>13831079
I'm laughing my ass off in the cafetaria right now, thanks. This is why I eat alone

>>13831291
wait, isn't there?

>>13831279
I wonder if this dude has any turrets surrounding his property

>>13831423
*crack*
*ssiiiiip*

>>13831061
"No."

>>13831423
based. Live your dream brother.

>>13831061
Redpill time!

The only answer is an old stone house with lots of gardens outside and plants inside. The current McMansion type homes are unnatural abominations. A home should replicate as close as possible our ancestors natural habitat (caves/plants/forest/jungle). Like a creature in a zoo, if their enclosure does not emulate their natural habitat they’ll go mad, and this is true for us as well.

There is a reason why when you go camping you get better sleeps. You can get these sleeps in your own home and always feel reinvigorated if you eliminate all the poz that is what current home construction is. All the synthetic trash like dry wall, fibreglass, plastic floors and all the other shit effect you.

>>13831369
He's right though, mcmansions are disgusting and literally boomer tier. They're especially bad when they're in the suburbs and you don't even have any land. They're not so bad I guess if you build one yourself on your own property, away from people.

>>13831579
based trad architecture anon

>>13831084
why are you tasting people

>>13831084
>American houses
>tasteful
It's a bit mcmansion but I've seen worse

>>13831423
Looks comfy, but a bear will eat you in 48 hours

>>13831140
fuck yeah

>>13831673
>dealing in absolutes
k retard

>>13831714
Seething

>>13831595
>>13831140
based

tuscany is based too

>>13831061
>after you make it

Implying I haven't already made it.

>>13831784
post pic of house anon ;)

>>13831757
this looks comfy as fuck i love italy. i'm currently at $400k in crypto, a x10 and i should be able to live like that. i'm dreaming of it every day

>>13831579
>caves/plants/forest/jungle

Except humans evolved in plains and big, open spaces.

>>13831812

>>13831870
gosh how would you put a ferrari there duhh

>>13831061
>buying and prebuilt garbage.
I’m commissioning a home after I make it, not buying someone’s bags.

I'm going to have a ranch/pot farm in the oregon countryside far enough away from the rest of society that I can amass an absurdly gratuitous pile of guns and drugs without anyone bothering me, where I cultivate and sell the finest overpriced weed to all the hipsters in the tristate area until I get bored and kill myself at the ripe age of 65.

>>13831140
I got curious and turns out there a number of these For Sale/Sold in the UK

>>13831061
i would open a research institution and live in it. id hire geniuses to research immortality specifically mass produced stem cells from human fat cells via CRISPR.

you can live live like a king for 80 years but in the end you will equal a dead apes life after death since both of you will be dead. inb4 breeding many children, youre still dead

>>13831947
>no towering white-capped mountain peaks in the background
urbanfag flatlander detected

>>13831888
Keep it somewhere near Mugello Circuit

>>13831998
death is what makes life precious, immortality is a meme. if you were immortal you'd wish to die

>>13831061
Unironically this. When you're that rich, you go mobile. Also, less is more. I'm gonna buy a national forest from the U.S. govt and tend it as my elven sanctuary.

>for me, it's thimbleberry
https://www.thehouseplancompany.com/house-plans/1999-square-feet-1-bedroom-1-bath-prairie-34830

I haven't been able to land a job and the last one that did "hire me" post interview has made me wait for about a month or two and they dont pick up my call and lied about sending ref requests to people i knew.
My hopes of achieving an ok salary of £25k is depleting and i've been rejected in charity and fast food/grocery/retails multiple times. Though i do if possible plan to stay and earn and save for a few years living under parents. The truth is i will probably be renting once my time at home is over.

>>13831079
best post ive seen all day thanks

...or maybe Grandview for the extra bedrooms (but a huge, open floorplan on the bottom floor is based af for projects etc)

Google it yourself: "Grandview hexagonal house" should get you there.

>mfw patrician
>2000 sq ft -- literally: 1999 sq ft

>>13831998
It's more about what you accomplish yourself, regardless of how long you live.

>>13832046
that looks great

>>13832169
the american dream

>>13831423
This

>>13831200
What do you think is going to happen when Smart Contracts put all of the complacent middle-management boomers with 4 investment properties out of business at the same time?

>>13831423
Winner right here!
Nature and not to big but comfy house.

>>13832459
I’m doing my part

>>13831423
Same friend

>>13831061

>*sips* yep gotta make sure I park the lambo in front of the house for the listing photo

>>13832169
This. Gotta go stealthmode.

>>13831423
>20 acres of land
so a garden?

>>13831061
no larp, if i had 3million to buy a house, id just buy a condo in miami and london for $300k to $500k a piece

>>13832657
this
Just get somewhere good to live and then not worry about money anymore. Wanting mcmansions and lambos is for third worlders and mormons.

>>13831061

>>13831772
Doesn't exist anymore,hopefully the 4th Reich will rebuild it.

>>13831061
I'd just get a comfy condo somewhere in upstate NYC.

>>13831812
Why? How would that prove I bought a house with crypto gains. My house ain't a mansion, but at least bought a house with crypto gains

>>13832759
Anon that's fucking disgusting

>>13831700
bulls dont fear bears

This, it still has neighbours but fuck it. With interest it is only 1300euro patyment per month and a little bit of kerosene fumes from the airport that you can not see from the picture.

>>13832029
at least death would be voluntary if immortality is real. stem cells would also make people look young their entire lifetime even at 100 years old
>>13832114
you could accomplish way more in 10,000 years than 50 years. I want to live for at least one more lifetime. 100 year lifespan is too short to accomplish something that takes many years of research to study. also some sharks in Iceland are over 400 years old

>>13831061
Really? An ugly McMansion?

>>13833111
It's where retards give me money to live, the stupider looking the better.

Picrel is actually more like it, just didn't want to give you retards ideas.

>>13833111
checked but probably a joke

>>13831279
>>13831423
>>13831595
>>13831723
>natural bodies of water
Fish poop in there, you know.

>>13833325
and poop comes out of women's brappers, yet i still dive into them

>>13831140

this would be a nice place to keep my sex slaves

>>13831423
>no internet access

No thanks

>>13831061
>Living in America
Yikes! If youre a fulltime crypto trader you should look into living abroad. Like pro online poker players. Most countries also dont have stupid day trading rules either. Like having a minimum of 25k usd registered with the sec for intra day trading.

I have a family so need to be near a town unfortunately

Estcourt Grange, Tetbury, Gloucestershire, GL8
https://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-81369515.html

>>13831061

>>13833627
Amerimutts arent real whites.

>>13832576
>a-frame

>>13833346

>>13831061
Ask me how i know you're a member of the lesser races.

>>13831865
based

>>13833464
>what's satellite internet

>>13831867
>>13831757
Based, Tuscany is great
Avoid big crowded cities like Milan or Rome tho
Italian cities are really the worse capitals of Europe

I'm fine staying in my current cheap house

Why would I buy something more expensive and bleed money to super high taxes?

>>13831061

Already have my house and realistic dream cars. My family and I will just live more comfortably. I suppose I will buy a Toyota LFA also and customize it how I prefer.

>>13831505
there are girls looking at you and giggling right now anon

>>13831140
just like that spring fortune millionaire and his stripper ho that turned on him

>>13834272
it's so shit that it might as well not exist

>>13834280
they still do have pretty high quality of life in relation to price of living

>>13831718
holy shit this one must be pricey

really love this gaudy american log house aesthetic.

I am austrian and live in the mountains

>>13831061

Real estate speculation and investment is a cancer on the economy

>>13834589
Looks pretty damn cool. Wouldn't want to traverse those stairs often though!

>>13832011
i am dutch and i am offended

>>13831061
literally would love to live in the middle of some really overpriced city like San Francisco

>>13833627
Beautiful

>not wanting a self sustaining solar powered farm with crops and animals

Plebs

Go off grid, have some chickens and goats.

This or a build a house made of concrete, situated middle of pine trees

>>13831061

>>13831515
look at Chinese economy now, they are troubled by American, and the conservative approach taken by Chinese government now also call for sending money back into China instead of investing them overseas

>>13833199
WTF is this your local prison?

>>13833368
>this would be a nice place to keep my sex slaves
You could have a pretty sweet LSD lab in there too anon

>>13835170
guaranteed to be haunted by all kinds of demons and shit

>>13831061

>>13831061

>>13835178
Based. Is a step pyramid within building code?

Mostly want just a huge plot of land.

>>13831423
>unironically this and wife & kids & dogs

>>13831079
lmao i kekd so hard