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>> No.13817021

>>13817001
I haven't seen a lack of knuckles this severe since the Sonic trailer

>> No.13817025

>>13817001
You should have cashed in on a gym membership my fren.... type 2 diabetes is a killer.

>> No.13817096
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13817096

Just the newapple watch, I'm very savvy with my money.

>> No.13817102

>>13817001
He’s clearly misinterpreted what type of gains we are going for

>> No.13817112

>>13817001
Really sick watch actually. Fuck all the haters talking shit.

>> No.13817116

>>13817096
Who puts makeup and a watch on an aligator snapping turtle?

>> No.13817118

>>13817001
Imagine getting punched by that

>> No.13817145

How FET are u Anon?

>> No.13817150
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13817150

$355 total cost shipped from China in just one week.

>> No.13817165

I'd pay to have my fingers sucked back out from the ball of lard that's consumed them, before buying any sort of watch.

For any newfags, this is old pasta.

>> No.13817168

>>13817150
>already chained up
Nice

>> No.13817186
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>>13817165
Hot. Post tummy pic.

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>>13817001

>> No.13817367
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13817367

>she never nags or complains

>> No.13817402

>>13817367
>or does anything for that matter

>> No.13817419
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13817419

>alibaba/aliexpress ftw

>> No.13817489

>>13817116
keked

>> No.13817512

>>13817021
haha holy shit, fpbp

>> No.13817533
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13817533

I'm glad you guys liek my new watch.

>> No.13817686
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>she is available directly from the chinks for the price of a single weekend in burgerland (a couple of nights at the bar plus dinner for two and a hotel room for you and your date costs more but doesn't guarantee plenty of sex whenever & however you choose, and involves risks like having to choose between getting friendzoned or getting attacked by the #metoo movement)
She's a bit heavier than I'd hoped, however, and cleanup is a bit of a chore (which occasionally is neglected), so I'm getting one that's two-thirds as large and one-quarter as heavy).

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13817718

Did I do good sirs? Posting from my new P30 pro.

>> No.13817734

>>13817686
How heavy we talking? This one looks like the ideal size

>> No.13817737

>>13817686
Weirdo. Kys

>> No.13818280
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13818280

https://www.mysiliconelovedoll.com/how-to-choose-height-weight-sex-doll

tl;dr:
100cm (3ft3in, pictured) weighs about 28 pounds
65cm (2ft2in) weighs about 10 pounds (and is about half the price)

Which amount of *unbalanced* dead weight would you rather have to carry and throw around (and store out of sight): ten pounds or thirty?
>too bad few dolls have orifices deep enough for my entire 7.25" big american dick
Believe me: this is one of the best tools for bi-weekly use in order to maintain focus on projects.

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>>13817001

>> No.13818617

>>13818595
$250,000 of pussy and ass

>> No.13818704

>>13817021
>being this new
replying with a clever reply to the oldest shitpoost on 4chan.

>> No.13818916

>100cm (3ft3in, pictured) weighs about 28 pounds
>65cm (2ft2in) weighs about 10 pounds (and is about half the price)

You realise they kill pedophiles in prison right? You realise that these digits will be your final warning?

>> No.13818942

>>13818595
>top kek at pic
>that guy if not larp is fucking retarded
>prlly An Hero by now if he didnt sell all

>> No.13819117
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13819117

>>13817686
>Become absolutely shredded from constantly manhandling your synthetic fuckdoll
>Real women flock to you
>Always sexually satiated, able to brush off female advances easily
>Become embodiment of cock tease to girls
>Feedback loop, 10/10s become so desperate for your body that they become real fuckdolls for you

I actually approve

>> No.13819772
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>^that is the plan and it is working
>tfw this is now a fucktoy & sexdoll thread

>> No.13819795

you should buy a new hand, not a watch

>> No.13820011
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I AM NEVER SELLING A SINGLE STINKY LINKY EVER

FUCK NIGGERS, FUCK KIKES, FUCK SPICS AND ALL WOMEN ARE WHORES

I REPEAT, I WILL NEVER EVER SELL MY STINKIES

NOT AT $10, NOT AT $100, NOT AT $1000, NOT EVEN AT $10000

MY LINKIES STAY SUPER STINKY

>> No.13820072
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>>13817001
I bought a new HP digital watch with my linkies this week check it out /biz/

>> No.13820134

>>13817150
HOW???
How did you get that to cheap?
How did you not go to prison for buying that?

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>>13820011
checked

>> No.13820178

>>13817150
Holy shit. Cursed image.

>> No.13820197
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13820197

Solid bait

>> No.13820209

>>13818617
It's 250 bucks, not 250,000 (you can buy a real human sex slave for that amount)

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13820260

>>13817150
>not a loli doll
you have the big gay

>> No.13820283

>>13820260
A loli doll would put him in jail, even in my shithole.

>> No.13820313
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>>13820283
theyre legal in quite a few states

>> No.13820362

>>13820313
Here in Brazil any sexdoll that looks like a kid can put you in trouble (no wonder why child prostitution is rampant here)

>> No.13820817

Where did the doll guy go?

>> No.13820879

>>13817001
Doreamon Hands

>> No.13820897

>>13817021
newfag

>> No.13821756
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13821756

Nice watches, bros. Here's mine. What do you think?

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13822671

>>13817021

>> No.13822787

>>13817686
she will never give you kids

>> No.13822801

>>13817096
Tits or gtfo

>> No.13822807

>>13817001
ey

>> No.13822816
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>>13820011
n-not even at 10000?

>> No.13822825
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13822825

>>13817021
Sonic trailer

>> No.13822826

fat people hands are actually disgusting

>> No.13822850

>>13820362
What the hell.
Wouldn't have ever expected hues to fall down that rabbit hole, having so many much more important shit to focus on.

I'm almost completely sure no other country in South America gives a fuck

>> No.13822863

>>13819117
kek. my fucking sides.

>> No.13822909

>>13818280
About the ideal height.

>> No.13822927

>>13817021
upboated. OMW. You are so clever anon. Have some gold!!!!

>> No.13822945

>>13820362
You wouldnt want real life lolis to get unemployed now do you?

>> No.13823013
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>>13821756
sits a little small on your wrist

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>>13817001

>> No.13823135

>>13822945
Talking like that it doesn't sound that bad.
Well... I think it's better than starving to death.

>> No.13823148

>>13822850
Brazil is America's bitch, bro.

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>>13817001
>>13823047