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13808726 No.13808726 [Reply] [Original]

This is the power of weaponized autism
>imagine being a noLinker

>> No.13808817
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>>13808726
>LINK Mainnet is coming on literal ascension day
Wrong. It is ascension day because of the mainnet. Your statement is like saying: look, christs birthday is exactly on christmas.

>> No.13808843

>>13808817

>Sergei Nazarov
>Servus Dei of Nazareth
>The Servant of God of Nazareth
>Mainnet on Ascension Day
>All the religious gets and pseudo-Christian memes

And lo the first shall be last and the last shall be first.

Though it may be more difficult for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of heaven, than for a camel to fit through the eye of a needle, with God all things are possible.

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>>13808726

>> No.13808904

honestly im not surprised anymore
this timeline is nuts

>> No.13808925

>>13808888
Wtf

>> No.13808952

>>13808843
That just means that wealth and accumulating it are a distraction from serving God. If you make it investing in LINK you’ll have plenty of free time.

>> No.13808968

>>13808952

We can only hope.

>> No.13808999

>>13808952
First thing I'm going to do with my LINK gains is build a youth building/soup kitchen/pantry at my local rural church. God and all you anons as my witness.

God bless all of you, we are going to make it.

>> No.13809030

And yet everyone keeps saying Chainlink will be the one to bring about Mark of the Beast-type technology.

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>>13808999

Looks like he witnessed it.

>> No.13809100

>>13808999
Checked and witnesspilled

>> No.13809103
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>>13809030

we are the trojan horse anon, they don't want you in their club, remember

>> No.13809187

>>13808904

Basically this

>> No.13809306

>>13809030
You misunderstand! The mark of the beast is a biometric RFID for storing your private keys! You cannot by and sell if you forget your keys Anon!
Laughing out loud!

>> No.13809403

"The ascension of Sergey is the departure of our lord from Earth into the presence of the God protocol"

>> No.13809425

>>13808999
999 is 666 flipped upside down

The anti-anti-Christ

>> No.13809441

Just another entry in the incredible ChainLink lore. Bless you Sergey, king of kings.

>> No.13809456

>>13808999
Absolutely BASED and BLESSED

>> No.13809468

>>13808888
Checked

>> No.13809470

>>13808999
Checked again

>> No.13809483
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>>13808888
Epic win

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>> No.13809490

>>13808888

Based and checked.

>> No.13809639
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>>13808999
based and wholesomepilled

>> No.13809649

>>13808999
checked and witnessed keep your word anon

>> No.13809653
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>>13808999
Witnessed

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>> No.13809788
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>>13808888
Checked

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>>13808888
>>13809788
Toasting in epic bread

>> No.13809818

>>13808999
God smiles upon LINK holders. Do not renege on this holy compact.

>> No.13809847

I'M À BROKE EUROPOOR AND I ONLY HAVE 250 LINK
I'M GOING TO KMS IF THIS MOONS

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>>13808843
Has anyone seen his birth certificate?
Does anyone know what the D stands for?
Who were his parents?
Does he have any siblings?
How do we know he is who he says he is?
Is this his second reincarnation, after satoshi?
How is one man so based?

>> No.13809929

Witnessing this thread. We're all in this together.

>> No.13809958

>>13808888
>>13809788

PRAISE KEK

>> No.13809967

>>13809912
>Implying he was 'born'

>> No.13809998

>>13809912

He was engineered desu, a true man made specimen

>> No.13810000

>>13808888
Checked, we are all going to make it soon frens

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>>13810000

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>> No.13810126

>>13808888
4X CHECKED AND 4X KEKED

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>>13810000
>>13810111
>>13809788
>>13809100
>>13808999
>>13808888
Absolutely checked. We will all make it frens

>> No.13810160

I noticed this last week when I looked at my Wagie Calendar. I hope I am freed soon.

>> No.13810183

>>13809788
Isn't all the link fud on reddit always propagated by /biz/ people? It's always the json parser pasta, useless token, etc

>> No.13810207

>>13808999
This is the kind of thing I want to get on board with.

Also
>>13808888
>>13808999
>>13809788
>>13810000
MOOOOOOM THEY'RE BREAKING REALITY AGAIN!!!

>> No.13810226

Looks like you’ve all forgotten about Town Crier and Saturn symbolism. How about that giant fucking ChainLink logo on the planet itself. Nope, this is an occult project made by either evil sons of bitches or some new group of enlightened beings. Yeah Sergey is ascending, ascending as a new deity, a new idea, a new phase of Earth’s history, and I believe Link is big enough to unironcally usher that in.

Either way we’re cashing in but be careful about what higher forces you think are behind this.

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>>13808888
PRAISE KEK

SWINGERS GET THE ROPE!

>> No.13810251

>>13809912
>Does anyone know what the D stands for?
Decentralized

>> No.13810252

>>13810226
Also this.

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>>13810266
>>13810266
>>13810266

PRAISE KEK

MAY CHAINLINK GIVE US STRENGTH!

>>13810266
>>13810266
>>13810266

>> No.13810278
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>>13810226
Depends which lens you view it from - Kiked Abrahamism or European spirituality/Paganism?

>> No.13810288

>>13809912
the Will of D.

>> No.13810293

>>13810226
Few knows but In finnish passport there is a chainlink cube hologram.

>> No.13810309

>>13810266
Based script fudster

>> No.13810327

OH YESSSSSSSSSSSSS CHAINLINK MAKE ME ASCEND INTO HEAVENS YEEEES

>> No.13810332

>>13810278
Real occultists don’t use that dichotomy.

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>> No.13810354

>>13810000
The digits are with us in this thread, the ascension is coming!

>> No.13810367

>>13810332
>real occultists don't acknowledge all modern understanding is a kiked mashup / perversion

>> No.13810437

>>13808888
>>13808999
>>13810000
Future grandkids, This is your grandpappy... I was here before singularity. This is me!!!

>> No.13810481

>>13808999
Imagine being a literal christcuck in 2019 lmao. Pathetic.

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>>13810588
>>13810588
>>13810588

MY LINKIES ARE STINKY 1000$ EOY!

>>13810588
>>13810588
>>13810588

>> No.13810614

I have ~120k link.

I want at least 30 million USD.

What do you recommend I do?

If link pumps during mainnet then I will just hold.

If link looks like it will dump then I am tempted to:
1. Link -> USDC around mainnet when there seems to be a downward trend.
2. Then go into HARMONY in its first week at its lowest price.
3. Ride the 120k link up with harmony during a mainnet dump and possibly 10x my link stack to 1.2million.

Recommendations?

>> No.13810615

>>13810481
>imagine being a decent person in the clown world of 2019
I agree

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>>13810588
good double

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>>13810633
>>13810633
>>13810633

BIG MACS FOR EVERY LINK HOLDER EOY!

>>13810633
>>13810633
>>13810633

>> No.13810648

I just wanna be able to pay off my house

We gonna make it frens

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>>13810655
>>13810655
>>13810655

I BELIEVE IN THE POWER OF REPEATING NUMERALS!

>>13810655
>>13810655
>>13810655

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>>13810677
>>13810677
>>13810677

PRAISE KEK, MAY HIS LOYAL FOLLOWERS LEAD LONG, HEALTHY LIVES!

REMEMBER NO BRAGGING IRL

BE GENEROUS! SAVE THY THOT FROM ETERNAL DAMNATION!

>>13810677
>>13810677
>>13810677

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>>13810678
AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHh

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>>13810687
OH NONONONONONONONOO

KEK HAS FORSAKEN THOU

>> No.13810710

>>13809912
Sergey D. Nazarov
The man who's going to be the king of crypto.

>> No.13810757

>>13810367
That is not what I mean. They are always perennialist and it’s a kaleidoscopic system that will not make sense if you’re used to pigeonholing metaphysical concepts to black and white divisions of political/cultural religions. I’m pretty convinced Town Crier’s symbol is not accidental and it mirrors other big tech whose logos are “allegedly” containing ulterior meanings. Assuming here that big tech is full of occultists linked to other elites, are you asking if they are Abrahamic or Pagan? It’s a nonsense question because I believe they see themselves as above the petty religions of man. I don’t agree with that arrogance per se but it explains the mindset.

>> No.13810763

>>13810655
>>13810678
>>13810687
>>13810695
Stop avatarfagging nerd

>> No.13810878

>>13810757
I see your point

>> No.13810892

>>13808888
>double Hitler dubs
14.88 eow

>> No.13810899

>>13808999
>999

turning down evil

“… And they fear rightly, for I have sworn upon the altar of God eternal hostility against every form of tyranny over the mind of man”


DOWN WITH EVIL

we're unironically going to be the counterbalance to the new world order. in the 4th industrial revolution the nouveau-riche will fight for the good of humanity rather than against it.

>> No.13811021

>>13808999
Love and light, brother. I am greatly happy that people like you are in our community. Enjoy your wealth and see you at some of the chainlink conferences in the future.

>> No.13811036

>>13809912
He wasn't born. The universe gave him to us to deliver you all from wagecuckery and you better thank him and the team for delivering.

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blessed thread

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>>13809306
>You cannot by and sell if you forget your keys Anon!

> The mark of the beast is written on the hand (penned or typed) or on the head (memorized)

Well fuck

>> No.13811243

>>13809912
With the new clown world in place, a system was enacted to control the inhabitants who refused to accept it. While the Oracle was able to guide the actions of the humans who left the clown world through prophecy, it was /biz/ who programmed Sergey D. Nazarov, that would fulfill these prophecies. Sergey was made carrying not only the source code of the chainlink "testnet", which gave him his outstanding powers over the clown world, but also with a profound attachment to NEETs that would later motivate him to fulfill the prophecies being spread by the Oracle. Every time the NEETs had grown strong enough to start threatening trannies hegemony, Sergey would be born into the clown world.

>> No.13811280

i am GAY for SERGEY

>> No.13811288
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But guys... what if link dumps on mainnet.

>> No.13811303
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What if in the end we were all deluded linkies and now that link has pumped massively we are going to dump massively...

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>>13810000
>>13808888
Were actually gonna make it

>> No.13811436

>>13808888
>>13808999 this anon gets it
>>13809100
>>13809788
>>13810000
>>13810111
>>13810266
>>13810288
>>13810655
>>13810899
>>13811288

Posting in epic bread. Last time I saw these digits, mainnet was announced later that day. Put me in the screencap.

>> No.13811459

>>13808999
Checked and blessed

>> No.13811485

>>13808726
My mind is running at a thousand miles per hour. Are we following actual Jesus or the mosses of our generation?

>> No.13811507

We haven't yet seen the birth day of Sergey of Nazareth. Really makes thou think my frens. Sergey for sure must be Jesus of Nazareth.

>> No.13811702

>>13808888

Checked quads and filename

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>>13810000
>>13810111
>>13810266
>>13810288
>>13810588
>>13810655
>>13810899
>>13811288
Truly epic anons. What a pity I have to wage slave. Link set me free

>> No.13811760

>>13808888
>>13810000
We did it, boys

>> No.13811766

>>13808999
Praise G-d!

>> No.13811767

>>13811730
I like this pic but change the hat color. It looks too much like that other hat.

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>>13811766
Keep the magic flowing anons :)

>> No.13811794

>>13808817
stfu retard

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>>13810481

>> No.13811825

>>13811288

So fucking what? Im holding for years

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>>13811766
fuck off shlomo

>> No.13811876

Blog post is really what I'm waiting for mainnet isn't going as interesting I think. But it will be nice to see literal whos using it.

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Once we make it I say we use LINK to see who ever attempted to swing LINK, then promptly execute them.

>> No.13811947

deluded spiritual anon checking in to bear witness. my wealth will be used in service to spreading light as well. godspeed, anons.

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>>13811767
Some other anon can help you.

>> No.13812530

>>13812377
I doubt you actually own that hat IRL

>> No.13812539

>>13808999
Is it going to be a racist one though?

>> No.13812543
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>>13812530
Why would I I'm not a burger

>> No.13812723

>>13808888
Nice

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>>13809912

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>> No.13812909

>>13808888
Checked

>> No.13812914

Eric Holder had Paul Walker assassinated to cover up his illegal gun smuggling operation in Mexico known as Fast and Furious.

>> No.13812933
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>>13808888
>top kek

ALL MY SIDES ! We’re going to 1k LINK EOY and it’s going to be STINKY !

>> No.13812969

>>13808888
>>13808999
>>13809100
>>13809788
>>13810000
>>13810111
>>13810266
>>13810288
>>13810588
>>13810655
>>13810899
>>13811288
>>13812377
Checked and mega checked to all of these
The day of mainnet is the day of reckoning. It is the day we /make it/
I'm already prepared, the question is,
Are you?

>> No.13812989

>>13812933
Additional check

>> No.13813141

>>13812933
Aw babies fiwst 4chan post? You can be yourself you know, you don't have to use cool kid approved lingo only. Make an original joke, you may enjoy it.

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>>13808888
>>13808999
>>13809788
>>13810000
>>13810266
>>13810588
>>13810655
>>13811288

>> No.13813234

>>13813141
Seething craigcuck

>> No.13813449

meme magic is real

>> No.13813452

>>13808726
Its being delayed

>> No.13813471

>>13810251
>>13809717
underr8d

>> No.13813608

Looks like we've double topped, but if dubs we go up for a third time before mainnet.

>> No.13813665

>>13813608
Looks like I didn't need kek for that dildo. LINK is its own diety

>> No.13813694

>>13813665
Just bought more during the dip.

>> No.13814086

>>13813452
source?

>> No.13814405

>>13810614
I only have 200k Link which is nowhere near enough to actually make it. All these Linklets with 10k stacks singing about 1k eoy are starting to piss me off with their propaganda.

It was a joke and they are actually believing it and causing FOMO in newfags preventing the dump. I need to make it to 500k before mainnet for fucks sake. Link is only going to $5 max. Right now I might make 1MM before tax on that, but tax will take a big chunk out of that then inflation will fucking ruin me over the next decade.

Even if I chuck the 1MM into a dividend stock that pays out well and I get 70k a year of it, it's not enough to beat inflation unless I basically live in poverty as a neet and keep my wagecuck job in the meantime so I don't have to sell any retirement Link. In 10 years that 70k a year will feel like 20k a year. You need a minimum of 2MM, but more likely 3MM to make it.

The upper predictions for Link where about $60 but that was made during the bullrun of last year, and it assumed that the overall crypto market cap would still be expanding and BTC would go on to 1MM a Bitcoin and that we would be in a full blown crypto FOMO hype bubble when mainnet came out and we got our price singularity.

All of that isn't going to happen anymore. The singularity is cancelled. Now we will have a slow growth to $5. And the sad but ironic thing is most people on this board will hold from 20 cents, to $5 and then hold all the way back to sub $1 again because you all believe the 1k eoy memes, and just like the retards who held BTC and didn't sell at 19k, you will do the same with Link at $5. Looking at the current charts depresses the fuck out of me when I know I only have 200k Link, nowhere near enough to make it.

At best I will have 1-2 sweet years, and then return to wagecucking after that. But it will be worse because I will have tasted freedom and know what I am missing out on.

>> No.13814767

>>13808726
And lo, on the fortieth day, the Shepherd of Nazareth was risen.

Sent was He to deliver his peoples to the promised land of breast milk and money.

The NEETs shall inherit the Earth.

>> No.13814781

>>13808888
>>13808999
>>13809100
>>13809788
>>13810000
>>13810111
>>13810266
>>13810288
>>13810588
>>13810655
>>13810899
>>13811288
>>13812377
M-M-M-M-MEGA CHECK

>> No.13814830

>>13809306
So many functions of smart contracts will really only be trusted when everyone has a biometric chip to verify it is them making the action.
Anything with human input and action would be fucked if you couldn't verify the individual. Insurance, payroll, etc will all need to verify it's you doing the thing if the entity going to automate the processes.

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This thread contains very powerful Magic

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Where do I buy the shirt

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>> No.13814944

What is even a mainnet even ?

>> No.13814980

Satoshi told me to cash ouuuuuut

>> No.13815049
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comfy af seeing all of these digits. $10k EOY

>> No.13815557

>>13811918
Why not just allow them to commit nolinker suicide? Less work, same result.

>> No.13815759

LINK will never be under $1 ever again.

>> No.13816548

>>13810899
Russian-speaking communities are so stupid that such topics have never been discussed. For this reason, I completely stopped interacting with them.