/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>13797184
You should only hope to be as lucky as to have some goddess cook you spaghetti en shoe.

>>13797184
Well, at least she's cooking his food

Palms is sweaty
Emergency shoe spaghetti
Mom's spaghetti
Lookin like mom's spaghetti

thats what you get for marrying a BPD thot

>>13797184
Imagine being foolish enough to NOT marry a shy QTπ trad Christian woman who isn't attractive enough to cheat on you and waits for you to get home because she can't cook as good as you and doesn't want to get fat by eating processed foods or a bowl of fucking carbs like spaghetti for dinner.

I have made it bros

>>13797207
Hahahahahaha

>>13797235
>spaghetti
basically top ramen with sauce poured it

>>13797184
I married an older Japanese women who makes way more than me, I'm literally a house husband. Comfy af lads

>>13797235
i doubt that, either ordered or it's premade ass food

>>13797184
She didn't mix the sauce into the noodles. Just scooped some same on top and expected him to mix everything?

>>13797337
I bet she put oil in the pasta water too!

If she says "hubby" you made the wrong choice

>>13797184
poor guy is probably avoiding his landwhale wife

>>13797207

>>13797287
Are you guys going to have kids? Met an older Japanese woman Im currently seeing and havent felt comfortable enough to broach the subject to find out what she wants long term or if this is just a short term thing.

>>13797235
based and cuckpilled

If you're the man and not cooking the food, you've been cucked

>>13797250
this guy knows. be careful out there fellas

>>13797443
Please don’t racemix. It will fuck your kid up

>>13797207
Of the 5 girls I've dated, 0 of them could cook. And I don't mean they were shitty cooks. Hell I'm pretty shitty myself but I mean they were incapable of things like boiling noodles, making rice, potatoes, chicken, anything. I mean essentially using a stove or oven to heat food. They just couldn't figure their way around anything with any confidence. 3 of them could bake if they wanted but even then it was mostly boxed shit thrown in an oven. Fuck, three of them could never be bothered to do their fucking dishes. I feel like a lot of us boomers were raised that in order to be a good catch of a gentleman one should not expect a woman to do all the housework. And also women were raised that they could be more than homemakers but ALL THE TIME I always hear about woman being utter shit at cooking and cleaning and guys going above and beyond. To be clear I don't mean most of you, please don't feel validated. Incels are usually the worst of all of them. Maybe you can clean a dish but you should just sit down rn, thanks.

>>13797724
Marry a Mexican woman. They are fiery cunts but they are loyal and boy can they cook.

>>13797743
>women
>loyal

>>13797743
>marry the human equivalent of a walmart lawn chair
no thanks senpai. i'd rather marry an italian.

>>13797559
Based japs and trad rooftop Korean is acceptable

>>13797559
Many of those pics look fake. Are they?

>>13797724
>>13797743
I forgot to mention that a big part of this was probably that I have always dated white women.

>>13797777

Nice digits anon :)

>>13797184
>>13797235
>>13797250
>>13797481
>>13797724
have sex

>>13797743
Marry a mechanics body

>>13797559
Still would put my penis inside C4.
(Excel coordinates, not chess btw)

>>13797235
>boil water
>drop in noodles
>drain
>mix in sauce
A child could have made that meal.

>>13797743
im into beastiality but i would prefer a horse over a chimp.

>>13797845
have kids

>>13797845
Bend over

>>13797184

Bitches are literally crazy. They be like that.

>>13797845
>>13797862
>>13797886
>>13797990
>>13798023
have sex

>this whole thread

A deluge should come upon this board purifying it with destruction, and in time we can start over. This has nothing to do with business or finance, like most threads on /biz/ these days.

>>13797443
>>13797559
Marry a hapa instead of a pure asian and re absorb them into your gene pool (assuming you're relatively pure) Then ban racemixing. It's the only way we can fix the current situation.

Imagine posting household disputes on Facebook. It's fun to watch for me but anyone who does that is franly quite insane.

>>13797559
back to /pol/ reddit migrant

>>13798056
who the hell would spend that much money on a old hag like that.

>>13798064
Bought a farm from my cryptogains of 2013. Probably got more sex then you! :^)

>>13798056
> facial $200
Gud to know she has this option enabled.

>>13798068
Ye, no.
Most threads these days are IEO and LINK shills.

>>13797559
>See you in space, Nigger

>>13798117
A family friend’s kid was ‘battling’ cancer and she posted the whole thing on facebook until she realized stage 4 meant imminent death. She was posting for about a week until she realized she that. Some people just let it all out there.

>>13797239

>>13797184
Haha WOMEN!
Can't live with them. Can't live without them!
Amarite?

>>13798218
No, ye.
Those are not business or finance. Those are just unsolicited advertisements.

>>13798671
baste

>>13797724
You need to stop trying to find a certain type of woman and just become so dominant and manipulative that you can craft them into whatever you want them to be. Then just don't get bored of them. If I ever toss this one back out to sea, whoever gets her next is going to think he found gold when all he really found is my handy work. He'd functionally be falling in love with me.

>>13797845
have food

>>13798671
but anon, I absolutely can live without them already

>>13799172
You are so me anon.

>>13799411
My message was geared towards heterosexual men.

>>13799172
/thread

>>13799491
I was like you, once. But now, I have ascended this realm

>>13798056
> juice cleanse

WHY is knowing how to cook important? I eat trash and still hit my macros.

>>13800113
enjoy your cancer without your micros

>>13800113
The absolute state of the new generation

>>13797184
Know several dudes like this. They were always the tough loudmouths in school or work. Some are already completely fucked by divorce and alimony. Some are close to marry those soulless slags. I have cut all ties with them, since one of them kind of begged for money/job, after treating others and me like peasants, because his thot gf said so. They always act like they "made it", but they are all wage cucked to oblivion because they bought expensive cars and rent out expensive apartments, just to impress normies and their thot spouse.
Had several crazy gf's myself and always hopped of the moment I noticed that. Always listen to your head and not your dick/ego and rather stay alone before getting metooed or divorce raped.

>>13797265
So u married an ugly girl who cant cook. Congratulations

>>13797559
It's funny that you think any bloodline is purely one race.

>anon draws his last breath
>surrounded by nobody
>"boy am I glad I made pajeets, slavs and chinks rich while I was broke!"

>>13797559
found my new waifu

>>13797274
shit taste. spaghetti is one of the best dishes

>>13801221
You’re right. They’re different species actually. See myth #6

>>13797265
Cope larp hybrid

>>13799491
thank you for your wonderful message anon

>>13797777
well well well well

>>13797845
>>13798064
have sex

>>13797274
>>13802145
it ain't spaghetti, it's army noodles and ketchup

>>13802444
Bend over

>>13797559
This is from the people that dont exist website where AI creates a random picture of a person that doesnt exist.

>>13797265
Lol
So you basically want a pet.
I want a woman to be my slave not my pet.
I think the majority of people prefer a productive industrious slave woman than a retarded useless pet girl.

>>13797287
How older?
Tell her if she got any rich friends
For. Me..

>>13799172
Hey fellow sociopath

>>13802479
lol good one.

>>13802479
commence copulation

>>13799172
Based

Woo hoo. I lost a girl 15 years ago. Now i got a fiance, 2 kids. Shes a toyal bitch
Ex is a waitress. 2 kids. Saw her yesterday. Fuck me. I should have stayed with her because ive been in a state of "never got over her". Now im with a cunt. Fuck me twice.

>>13798175
Pls don't leak my nudes.

>>13802515
No it's from some Jew propaganda article about "Americans in 2050"

>>13797207

>>13797886
Count from 0 , don't be a savage.

>>13797559
Based and racepilled.

>>13797184
Lmao this pleb never have spaghetti shoes!
Your probably still keep it in your pockets

>>13798175
Living the dream

>>13797559
lmao they all look like the dominican and puerto rican criminals that live in my town