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13780545 No.13780545 [Reply] [Original]

OK bros I'm trying to be S much like Mister Craig as possible. What do I need to do? I'm already plastered. I drank atleast 4 shorts of Johnny walker blue In the last hour and a half.

>> No.13780563

HAve gay sex

>> No.13780574
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>>13780545
>I'm already plastered
hahaha that made me laugh a bit too much

>> No.13780588

>>13780545
attention seeking whore, lie with every word you speak and betray everyone

>> No.13780609

go around and pose at fancy/urban financial district buildings while eating a salad, bonus points for one of the local twinks dressed in a tuxedo sitting next to you

>> No.13780638

>>13780588
Ah I'm way ahead of you. Because my Johnny wLker blue was actually just Jack danials.

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walk around demanding the McSergey be renamed the Big Stiff and file a copywright for mcdonalds

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>>13780545
need to dress sharp like Creg

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>>13780545
KYS

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>>13780545
Better start drinking margaritas so you can put all that salt to good use, faggot.

>> No.13780812

>>13780545
open a telephone directory and start a random legal action you can't win against the first name you see. Repeat with the rest of the names. Kill your miserable fucking self and give us all peace - maybe, it'll work in inverse. finally

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>>13780736
nice image manipulation, mind if i save it?