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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.13761926
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13761926

DEATH TO NOLINKERS

>> No.13761930

BAKANA
/biz/ can't be right, hold me

>> No.13762011
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13762011

was i really the deluded one all this time.

>> No.13762014

>>13761916
First ETH, then NEO, now LINK
/biz just keeps on winning

>> No.13762022

just sold
get out now

>> No.13762027

>>13762014
>ignoring all the garbage in between that /biz/ kept losing on

>> No.13762039

>>13762011
This

>> No.13762040

Sell before crash

>> No.13762043

>>13762022

Haaaaaaaaaaa Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

>> No.13762049

>>13762027
The garbage was pretty obvious though. Funfair lol? Beans? None of that trash did anything for existing crypto infrastructure or innovated.

>> No.13762059

>>13762022

Pls sell sirs. Link going too high too fast... please do the needful

>> No.13762084

and we haven't even started

>> No.13762099
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13762099

-6.68% from ATH

>> No.13762106
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>> No.13762107

But I just finished fapping why is my peepee hard again???

>> No.13762136

>>13762011
fucking this. srsly what the hell is happening, this coin is a meme a fucking meme

>> No.13762162

>>13762011
checked.
i kek'd for a good 5 seconds thanks

>> No.13762183

>>13762106
gake and fay

>> No.13762257

>>13761916
Fuck it, I just bought LINK for the first time ever. You fucking meme autists were right all along

>> No.13762271

>>13762257
nice, time to dump!

>> No.13762273

>>13762257
Damn now we're going to dump back to $1.10

>> No.13762325

>>13762271
Lol

>> No.13762514
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13762514

link is the finished

just to make buying the mobius sir

very good coin sir

>> No.13762622
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13762622

>every shitcoin mooning
>bitcoin doesnt do shit

>> No.13762964

>>13762049
>Beans?
Don't dare insulting my beans!

>> No.13763002

>>13762011
Bend
The
Knee

>> No.13763192

>>13762011
>>13762039
>>13762136
Guys... really? I didn't actually believe there were nolinkers here. For the love of this board, please do some actual research into this token. There's a reason it's the ONLY crypto this board has gone ape shit over for more than a PnD period of time since ETH.

>> No.13763335

>>13762014
>NEO
>winning

>> No.13763353
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13763353

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uaqoQr-aCtQ

>> No.13763396

>tfw I once held 40k link before deciding that it's not worth it in the long run
>I now have 20 ETH instead

Time for suicide

>> No.13763456

>>13763396
>buying ETH
It's like you WANT to miss the bullrun.

>> No.13763473

>>13763396
You're worth more than a lot of us.... For now.

>> No.13763474

>>13763192
The only reason this is going somewhere is pre mainnet hype
So i only advice is or would have been to buy before 1$ then dump it before mainnet
Anyone holding this during and after the end of may is just crazy
This is going sub 1$ again (in b4 this is great more time to accumulate)

>> No.13763475

>>13763396
I'm sorry, anon.

>> No.13763503

>>13761916

can it reach 70% like matic?

>>13761916

Dump it now

>> No.13763528

>>13763474
There's no reason it couldn't just go further.
You know if it crashes down everyone here from no linkers to link whales will be buying fat stacks.

>> No.13763532

>>13763474
>imagine being this new

>> No.13763584

>>13763528
This.

Don’t you get it?
It’s over.

The world will soon know of link. It will become so popular, so absolutely wanted by both zoomers and boomers alike, that we WILL see the singularity to $100. It WILL happen as the prophet assblaster foretold.

And he said $3 eoy May I remember

>> No.13763647

>>13763503
>70%24h volume is better than several days of 10-20%

You were always the slow one werent you

>> No.13763651

>>13763532
Imagine beeing this deluded

>> No.13763867

>>13763584
>And he said $3 eoy May I remember
Kek, right! He was just a year off! The prophecy still holds!

>> No.13763940

>>13763192
i did the research, and as someone who writes smart contracts for a living, saw it as a confidence scam with nonsensical tokenomics, no technology and no team, from a serial entrepreneur who bailed on his previous crypto ventures and roleplays as an autist to trick autists into thinking he's one of them
2 years later nothing has changed, just an excellent shill campaign that turned bagholders into cult members. chainlink is fairly similar to bitcoin by now, no use case but a dedicated community. which is of course good news for stinkies. if bitcoin pumped from $200 to $20k on washtrading + market manipulation + delusion, no reason link can't reach $20 or even $50

>> No.13763953

>>13763647

fags in binance always fomo'd in and crash it up. Can i still buy chain link?
I guess if i buy now, its a sign to dump because im a slow person. lemme hold your bag

>> No.13764041

>>13763474
imagine being not only this new but also this fucking dumb

>> No.13764078

>>13763473
not accurate

>> No.13764139

>>13763335
>he didn’t profit from neo

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13764248

im already up 6x wish i bought more

>> No.13764438

>>13763940
Yes, you write smart contracts for a living. Heh, heh. And you are too stupid to understand the very sensible tokenomics, to look at their github and read the code, to research the >10 person team, or to understand Sergey didn't start the last venture he was a part of and had nothing to do with its ultimate failure. 1/10 fud. Enjoy the rest of high school.

>> No.13764600

I am experiencing massive FOMO I only have 106 linkies what do

>> No.13764717

>>13764600
Errrr......Buy more?

>> No.13764995

>>13761926
THIS DESU

>> No.13765011

I PUT MY LIFE FUCKING SAVINGS INTO THIS SHIT AT 30CENTS I AM ALMOST FINANCIALLY INDEPENDTALLY AHHHHHHHHHHHHH WE ARE ALL GONNA FUCKING MAKE IT. I FUCKING LOVE YOU AUTISTIC CUNTS

>> No.13765017
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13765017

STOP PUMPING
THIS WAS NOT SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.13765364

damn I guess these linkies were pretty stinky after all, I should have listened

>> No.13765436

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2l2awXfumOU

>> No.13765438

>>13762027
Imagine not being able to tell the difference between a two year autistic OBSESSION and the random shitcoin of the week carousel

>> No.13765465

>>13763651
you are the diluted one my friend. the day of the eye dropper is coming. DRIP DRIP

>> No.13765473

>>13765438
Yeah? Well the Nigger Store called, and they're all out of you. Imagine that!

>> No.13765485

>>13765473
:(

>> No.13765488

>>13765473
based

>> No.13765512

I'm all in.

>> No.13765531

I only have 2k linkies, should I buy more now?

>> No.13765532

>>13765473
Um.. that language.. it's so... like 1950's don't you think? You sound like a southern retard and I literally mean that in like the *best* way. Do you know what i mean?

Bless your heart.

>> No.13765539

AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 56709
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I0JVRcJLea8
tfw pump and it dont stop pumpping

>> No.13765542

$10 by 2020

>> No.13765552

>>13765542
FUD

We will literally be $10+ by EOY 100fucking%

>> No.13765563
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>>13765539
>>13765539
>>1356739

>> No.13765574

>>13765539
JUNKO

>> No.13765594

>>13763940
I made this pasta

>> No.13765596

>>13762136
Goldie can't handle the truth.

>> No.13765599
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13765599

Came by to say I’m legitimately happy for you link enthusiasts and investors alike. I sincerely all of you get a nice chunk of change out of this project before its all said and done.

I’m all in on BCH right now and wish I would have gotten into link earlier, but oh well.

Nicely done, frens.

>> No.13765609

>>13765539
>t. AI forum chatbot

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>>13763192
Would have bought hard at 20c but had no money. I've got some now but it's far too late....will dump at or before main net in a few days....it's ogre.

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>>13765436
ogre.

>> No.13765661

>>13765532
i cant tell if this post is ironic or not, cringe and bluepilled anyway

>> No.13765671

>>13765625
You’re not the only one feeling completely left out, fren. The faithful deserve their profits for getting in at the right time and riding out the daily FUD storm..

>> No.13765710

>>13765599
Check'd for the dub dubs and kind sentiments. Best of luck anon

>> No.13765722

sub 1k stack here, but I have other income sources available to me. I'll be okay, frens :)

>> No.13765754
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13765754

The fact that everyone is this excited over a 3x from a month ago is just sad... you would've had the same result if you held bitcoin instead. Kys shit memecoin

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>>13765599
Thanks for the excellent tits BCH friend
I want you to know you're not too late to be a link holder as well. I'm not sure if now is the perfect time to buy but seriously do research on ChainLink and you'll see the fundamental value it's offering.

As much as I respect BCH over BTC fundamentally, I cannot see a crypto-currency future with the options available as they are now. I wish you luck with your portfolio and minimal punishment

>> No.13765798

Why is no one talking about he fact that Sergey litterally said at consensus that they were going to suppress the price to allow the value of the contracts to catch up with the market cap?

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>>13765754
kek bitcoin barely went x2. link quintupled. and now btc won't pump and it won't dump. it's a shit. it just stays there. at 7900. all day and night.

>> No.13765876

>>13765789
>>13765710
Have a Big Mac in my honor.

Tfw low carb :(

>> No.13765879

>>13765798
The longer they suppress the price the higher and faster it will moon when they stop suppressing it.

>> No.13765892

It's gonna dump on mainnet. 0.50$ incoming again.

>> No.13765914
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Anyone else got their lapel pins from last year?
I checked the date of the photo - 14 May! Fuck, we've been here a while Marines

>> No.13765964

>>13761916
where can I store linkies? Coinomi does not support it

>> No.13765977

>>13765798
Did he really say this? I’m about to rewatch it, do you remember when about? I’ll look out for it

>> No.13765981

>>13761916
Is it too late for me to buy? Where do I even buy this shit

>> No.13765987

>>13765798
because he never said it.

>> No.13766004

>>13765981
Binance Fren. Welcome aboard

>> No.13766018
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>>13765964
I use edge mobile wallet. Keep them on your smartphone phone w you at all times

>> No.13766099

>>13765981
Someone who didn't know how to buy crypto until TWENTY FUCKING NINETEEN is gonna be rich off link as well. Honestly, it makes me mad.

>> No.13766306

>>13765876
RIP
I'm on a fiscal fast myself (been throwing money away too much lately on fast food) so no can do friend. Maybe once $10 LINK.

But I'll think of Elizabeth Turner's spectacular tiddies when I solo yank it bcuz gf doesn't ever fug or tug or sug me anymore (should I drop her? Awkward since we live together). Anyway that's my blog post. Cheers

>> No.13766618

>>13765539
>Japanese city pop
Based as fuck

>> No.13766736
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>>13762257
Just hodl its gonna dump for a bit

>> No.13766839

Order failed:
Total value must be at least 0.001.
I guess i'll will always be a poorfag

>> No.13766966

>>13766306
>gf doesn't ever fug or tug or sug me
>should I drop her?
you're too beta so why even ask

>> No.13766978
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>>13763474
>he doesn’t know

>> No.13767055
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ANTHER ATTEMPT AT 1.25
>ANOTHER ATTEMPT AT 1.25
ANTHER ATTEMPT AT 1.25
>ANOTHER ATTEMPT AT 1.25
ANTHER ATTEMPT AT 1.25
>ANOTHER ATTEMPT AT 1.25
ANTHER ATTEMPT AT 1.25
>ANOTHER ATTEMPT AT 1.25

>> No.13767082
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>>13767055
>atttempt

>> No.13767083

1.25

>> No.13767143
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13767143

>>13762106
Gay fake

>> No.13767145

>>13762011
We'll see after the next BTC pullback.

>> No.13767193

>>13763335
yeah who could've possibly profited from something going from $0.20 to $200 fucking newfag

>> No.13767225

WE FUCKING DID IT BROS WE SURPASSED ATH IN SATS AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.13767245

FUCK YES MY LINKY STAY STINKY

>> No.13767251

ATH!! Congrats, frens. But this is just the beginning

>> No.13767258

OH FUCK

>> No.13767271

it's all true

>> No.13767274

>>13765798
>check myself
>ctrl-F "has to be stable at 1$"
>0 results
>oh fuck
>ctrl-F "has to be stable at 1.00$"
>135 results

fucking phew almost had me there

>> No.13767292
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13767292

ATH FIAT
ATH SATS

HNNNNG TAKE MY ENERGY

>> No.13767325

MY HANDS ARE LIKE IRON

>> No.13767375

>>13763192
i will never buy your stinkylinky memecoin you absolute fucking retards.

>> No.13767413

>>13761916
What the fuck is going on, this shit is insaaaaaannnneeee!!!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.13767424

>0.00016666 SATS ATH
SATAN NO PLEASE NO SATAN STOP

>> No.13767437

>>13767375
We don't care.

>> No.13767450

>>13767375
unbased and cringepilled

>> No.13767467
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13767467

FIRST AND ONLY CRYPTO TO REACH ATL SINCE THE CRASH
PRAISE SERGEY!!!!

>> No.13767468

>>13765011
CHECKED
H
E
C
K
E
D

>> No.13767500

>>13767413
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5kr2OBhh4c

>> No.13767587
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13767587

>>13761916
hmmm

>> No.13767628

>>13767587
DO IT

>> No.13767660

>>13766306
Dude, I’m 33 with an 7 pack and a medfag sales job $$$ abd had to listen to my folks go in dry on me over mother’s day weekend because I’m still a virgin and have never been on a date in my life.

Diet because you want to look and feel good, but don’t complain about pussy when you’ve had it before. Vagina is as elusive as a fat link stack.

>> No.13767675

>>13767587
Now or never nolinker

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>>13761916
meanwhile BSV shots up well over 70% and it isn't even listed on many of the most popular exchanges...

>> No.13767705
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>>13763396
Did you ever actually READ INTO WHAT LINK DOES?

>> No.13767716

>>13767660
8 pack*.

>> No.13767724
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>>13761916
>OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
cucks BTFO... haha so happi with mi stinky linkiessss
>topkek cucks

>> No.13767745

poorlet here can i make money with $20 uwu

>> No.13767770

I’ll give my bags to somebody if you’ll volunteer to shoot me in the face with a high caliber rifle. I only ask that it’s one and done and that you don’t tell me when it’s coming.

I’m getting real tired of being left behind and kissing the boat on everything...

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>>13767587
damn ill be so jealous of your stack, aint even gna lie.. i really do believe in LINK, crazy the FUD haters are now BTFO and coming over to this side, after 2 years. Imagine Investing early into ETH, this is the same situation with the great Sergey

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>>13763396
I had max 6 eth now I have 65

>> No.13767852

bros... we surpassed bat

>> No.13767870

>>13767770
Shut the fuck and just buy now, you'll still be in for 99% of the ride. If you want to die then just fucking do it. Plus you'll help the pump, which is based.

>> No.13767926

>>13767870
I’m with you, fren. Got a while bottle of pharma grade Nembutal to make the hurting stop when it gets to be too much.

Have a good evening :)

>> No.13767929

>>13767852
zcash within the hour

>> No.13767999

>>13767929
off to bed. this lieut. colonel is a very happy camper

>> No.13768034

>>13767926
I mean if you want to die just go all in on LINK instead. After you ride the wave from $1.30 to $100 you'll feel better. If you're already suicidal then there's no downside to going all in on LINK, so fucking do it. Before you die do at least one exceptional thing in your life. Trust the autistic memes of biz and fucking BUY THIS SHIT!

>> No.13768103

>>13768034
I missed the boat on this one...

>> No.13768189
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13768189

2 YEARS
Y
E
A
R
S

>> No.13768229
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13768229

wtf my bank wont let me transfer anymore?!

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeee

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13768348

slow and steady. slow and steady.

>> No.13768352

>>13768103
No, you didn't, the boat only just left the harbor, you can still jump on if you grab the lifeline we're all throwing you.

>> No.13768395

This just means its going to dump to $0.99 in a few weeks when BTC pumps to $10,200

>> No.13768592

>>13768352
No bonus commission check until Friday.... I have nothing to invest for now.

>> No.13768624

its over linktards

>> No.13768644

>>13768395
5/28 is the day link dumps hard. Dont stay until mainnet. Sell before bros. You can scoop more linkies after it retraces

>> No.13768786

>>13768644
Swinglinkers gonna get rekt in the singularity

>> No.13769006

>>13768786
In this game only retards swing large percentages.

>> No.13769312

>>13767467
That would be binance coin bucko.

>> No.13769325

>>13768644
No.

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>>13768644
Actually looks more like 5/12 (today) is the day link dumps hard, lol. Fucking getting annihilated right now.

>> No.13769426

>>13769330
>still up 15% for the day
>still up 57% for the week
Still coping I see.

>> No.13769448

>>13761916
1000 EoY is just a meme they said

>> No.13769453

STOP STOP STOP FUCK AHJHHHHHHHHH

>> No.13769458
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>>13769448

>> No.13769474

>>13769330
>1.26
>annihilated
You're in our timeline now.

>> No.13769476

>>13769330
>annihilated
sure, maybe hour by hour.

>> No.13769486

>>13769453
>pink ID
lol

>> No.13769506

fuck bros i literally bought at the fucking peak. please dont lie to me.

>> No.13769508
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13769508

links get chicks

>> No.13769523

>>13769486
>pink ID
lol

>> No.13769527

>>13769523

>> No.13769561

>>13765011
THIS

I LOVE YOU FRENS

I LOVE YOU BIZ

>> No.13769694

>>13767660
m8
virgin syndrome is a vicious cycle
uniornically just be witty on tinder and also irl and if you dont look like a goblin or are a manlet youll get pussy

>> No.13769699

>>13767375
>I hate money

>> No.13769714

Bought FAT at its ath and sold my linkies for it
I should just leave crypto

>> No.13769736
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13769736

Guys remember that when your fellow /biz/ friends start selling the price will tank fast. You can't all make it, sorry. If you can actually reach financially independantly tier right now you should seriously consider taking it.

>> No.13769746

>>13769736
interesting.

>> No.13769776

Isn’t link a meme?

>> No.13769939

>>13769694
If I can undo permanent changes to my brain from chronic, untreated depression, I’ll give it a whirl.

Thanks, fren. And congrats again to all the linkies.

>> No.13769995

Fuck this is so exhilirating. I haven't felt this alive since 2017.

>> No.13770007
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>>13769736
Go and fuck yourself I want to run a node that's the entire fucking point you imbecile

>> No.13770495
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>>13770007
1 BSV is still not below 50 USD.

>> No.13770545

>>13763192
Prove to me that oracles exist and I'll sell my stack of $700,000 Skycoin for Chainlink.

>> No.13770554

>>13770545
go use the testnet dumbfaggot

>> No.13770569

>>13770554
Reputation based nodes are not an oracle solution.

>> No.13770591

>try to buy more link
>put all the money I have into ETH on coinbase
>funds will become available in 13 days
AAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.13770592

>>13762027
>Ingnoring the CUM

>> No.13770603

>>13770569
>prove there is corn
>"okay here is corn"
>stalk-based plants are not viable corn
Kys lol

>> No.13770609

>>13770569
Kek stay poor

>> No.13770625

>>13770603
>here's this magic elixir that cures cancer
>"that's just corn syrup, prove to me how it cures cancer"
>kys lol

>> No.13770633

>>13770609
How would chainlink reliably provide me API data for the daily temperature highs and lows in a specific town?

>> No.13770643

>>13770569
why don't you wait til may 30th and see for yourself when it goes live

>> No.13770650

>>13770643
Nah, erc20 tokens died in 2018 and they should stay there.

>> No.13770653
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>>13770591
Bro I feel you so hard. plus I'm a lowly wage slave so it's not like I can put a lot of money into this every week considering I pay all my own bills. We'll make it though bro, most normies don't even understand bluechip crypto let alone this nonsense obscure esoteric oracle solution magic coin investment, we are still SOOOO early.

I've been trying to find freelance gigs and side work to generate side income I can dump into crypto, I've signed up for UPWORK but so far it's been slow. I wish we had a seperate /biz/ for non-crypto business-related stuff.

>> No.13770659

>>13770633

you think your intelligent but your dumb as a rock

>> No.13770668

>>13770650
lol, ok mate. great chat, thanks for stopping by

>> No.13770673
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>>13770633
Nobody is going to spoon feed you.
Retype your message into a search engine and find the answer yourself.
If you keep trying, you night be able to replace those Velcro shoes with laced shoes like your bigger brother.

>> No.13770723

>>13770633
Holy shit, brb selling my link

>> No.13770741

>>13762011
No linkers actually exist? Come on anon, you're better than this..

>> No.13770877

>>13770633

See here: https://blog.chain.link/44-ways-to-enhance-your-smart-contract-with-chainlink/

>> No.13771211

>>13763396
>I once held 40k link before deciding that it's not worth it in the long run
>It's not worth it in the long run
>In the long run
That's literally all its good for.
Your sacrifice will be remembered.

>> No.13771273

>>13762011
I am autistic and got memeceptioned by this board

>> No.13771274

>>13767055
checked

>> No.13771355

>>13763474
>in b4 this is great more time to accumulate

this is great more time to accumulate

>> No.13771374

>>13770877
checked

>> No.13771389

>>13771355
also checked
it absolutely is

>> No.13772297

Sell 28.05 2 days before sergeys blog article.... The face of justed is coming

>> No.13772620

>>13767660
>>13769939

Please see a prostitute. Male virginity is literally dangerous for your mind. It's so fucking cancerous and causes your brain to go loopy and makes you susceptible to /r9gay/ shit and some of the worst aspects of /pol/shit. I fucking guarantee you that a prostitute will help your mental health. Even if you are paying for her pussy, mentally you will be able to take women of off their pedestal after experiencing one fuck for money and do other degrading shit like letting you spank her naked ass for a tip. Then after that you can have the confidence and experience to get normal girls in real life after that.

Worked for me.

>> No.13772648

I will be honest - I don't hold any LINK but I feel good and happy for all the LINKlets

>> No.13772741
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>>13772297
we're done getting justed

>> No.13772754

>>13772620
I already went to your mom's house but she wasn't home

>> No.13772787

>>13772754

Yeah she was at your moms house getting tips on how to improve her craft from a master.

>> No.13772810

>>13772754
>>13772787
Cringe. Back to plebbit

>> No.13772826

>>13772787
>admits his mom is a whore
yikes, you're not very good at this, incel

>> No.13772828

Sold! Hi guys it's better to get out now before the crash! Take your profit now!!!!

>> No.13772847

>>13772828
Nice try, I'm NEVER selling.

>> No.13772855

>>13772826
anon only knows this because he fucked your mum while you didnt get to fuck his mum so you lose incel

>> No.13772861

>>13772826

It's the oldest and most tired insult in existence, who gives a fuck. You're mom is a bigger whore. She's the whore that teaches other whores. You are a whoreson.

>> No.13772868

>>13772861
your mom is a nigger whore

>> No.13772883

>>13762011
No anon, I was.
I never in a million years dreamed there were people who actually unironically thought Chainlink was in fact a meme.

>> No.13772894

>>13772883
"meme" doesn't mean joke
people don't read books baka

>> No.13772910

>>13765011
>>13769561
BLESS YOU FRENS. WE ARE HERE TOGETHER. WE ALREADY MADE IT.

I made €23.000 in my sleep tonight kek. And I'm just 22 years old and literally doing my internship in Nepal wiping of my ass with my bare hands and water. Can you imagine how surreal that feels lol. I have a stack of 168k link since last year. Thank you biz!!!

>> No.13772987

>>13772828
Hahahahaha, future 'I sold out just before the big launch' OP

>> No.13773010

amounts of delusion itt
disgusting

>> No.13773035

>>13761916
I've never been this happy, it's happening. It's really happening!

>> No.13773050

>>13768624
It's just begun retard. Lurk more lol

>> No.13773231

>>13765754
Brainlet, LINK has outperformed Bitcoin with this recent rise by 83%.

>> No.13773243
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Give your energy to the sigil

>> No.13773380

>>13773243
Words and logic cannot penetrate into our unconsciousness. In fact, to use mind in this process is to create opposite effect- we cannot believe in what is not our present reality and channel to unconsciousness is locked. On the other side, our irrational part understands pictures and feelings. It doesn’t care, if something is real or not. The way is simple: to create image with the help of mind and then forget the meaning, so that mind cannot interfere. To activate sigil means to allow the image to flow into our deeper levels and work there! Best way how to do that, is in trance, or meditation. Meditation and relaxed state should help us to stop logical thinking and allow the sigil to work effortlessly for LINK.

>> No.13773392

The best part about price movement is watching the shitposts on /biz/.

>> No.13773598

>>13773392
Ive to go to jail for 3 months on the 6th of june. Ive a 30k link stack safu and secured. Gonna miss my fellow linkmarines celebrating and shotposting through the summer months. Im just glad I got to see mainnet before I go. Telling myself I'll be getting home to a fat stack. So fellow marines. Price prediction for september?

>> No.13773606

>>13773598
what did you do

>> No.13773613

>>13773598

Depends if derivatives come online before or after September.

>> No.13773615

>>13773606
He Swinglinked

>> No.13773620
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>>13773598
Confess your sins anon

>> No.13773639

>>13773606
aggravated statutory rape

>> No.13773665
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>>13762011
>Invested 3500 into actual crypt in late 2017
>Get justed hard, say fuck it put everything I have left in Link in April 2018
>Sat on it for 1 year it does nothing
>Now this

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>>13765914

>> No.13773726
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13773726

Can someone explain to me what this dude has to do with the project???

He hasn't even updated his LinkedIn to show that he's working with Chainlink.

>> No.13773743

>>13773726
He's Rory's dad.

>> No.13773747

>>13764248
dw friend. We are unironically going to be 100$ linkies sooner then you think.

>> No.13773935

>>13773598
I would actually be happy to go to jail for 3 months when you go on june 6th. Thats short enough where you are going to be fucking ecstatic the entire time wondering what the price is going to be at once you get out.

>> No.13774055

>>13763584
>$3 eoy May
absolutely based

>> No.13774256

>>13773935
I recruited a good friend into the linkmarines last week. I'll talk to him regular enough to get updates. He a newfag so don't expect I'll get my proper biz knowledge but price and big news will makes its way to me. I been following the project all last year and glad I got to be around biz for mainnet atleast.

>> No.13774274

>>13773613
I sure hope they do. Im going to need the good news cone september

>> No.13774287

>>13773606
Stole money to buy more link. Got my link tho

>> No.13774336

>>13773697
Champion!

>> No.13774379

>>13763940
go suck bitfinex'ed dick and buy more useless scams thinking you are smarter than everyone here.
I think I know who you are, get fucked you cuck

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>>13773747
i'm only hodling 620 i used to have 2k but lost it all trying to daytrade

>> No.13774445

I LOST MY ETHERWALLET PASSWORD, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.13774618

>>13774445
how much link did you have

>> No.13774655

>>13774618
2.4k bought at 15 cents, gonna bruteforce the password though

>> No.13774681

>>13774655
>he doesnt keep his linkies on binance
not gonna make it

>> No.13774692

>>13774395

620 too fren

>> No.13774710

>>13774681
I think I do, but google auth is fucking with me

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>>13774692

>> No.13774739
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>>13774712

we'll make it too fren

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Holy Shit Link is going PARABOLIC i will definitely buy this when it dips

>> No.13774933

>>13774655
loool good luck with that

>> No.13774969
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13774969

Bow to your master ye shitcoins

>> No.13774975

>>13774909

Buy now good sir.
Many links much fortune.

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>mfw Link brings me back to life

>> No.13775033

Before mainnet we'll be in the top 20. Shit is gonna explode very quickly to 10$. Hold on to your butts.

>> No.13775064
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We climbing bois

>> No.13775070

>>13772910
What's a 22yr old doing with 160k link?

t. Jealous boomer

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>> No.13775089

>>13767292
A+

>> No.13775109

you can party all you want, enjoy, because the mother of all dumps is coming meanwhile keep buying burgers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IKabXtjXuRQ&list=PLhutLwXplwfJL09GWYLYFHs8nygpw0yGx&index=8

>> No.13775118

Why are people saying to sell

>> No.13775165

>>13774395
>>13774692
620 here too....

I could've bought so much more... have like 7k dollars in my bank account and it's just sitting there and I could've bought so many linkies and now I feel so stupid but I don't wanna buy now at ATH hold me waaaahhhh

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13775174

500 link @ 15k... Late to the party but but still im here

>> No.13775191

>>13775174
welcome

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Jesus christ I might break even some time this year

>tfw invested $7300 into btc at the end of 2017

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>>13762011
It’s really not hard to see that betting on the memes is not a bad strategy since fiat’s value in and of itself is a meme. But in this case it actually does something too and that’s why it became a meme in the first place.

>> No.13775285

>>13775165
>>
just buy it and get dumped on, that's your destiny you swinglinking faggot trash. pay the price of being a dumb bitch and just hold until the singularity. your losses will be the stain that separates your classes from the true link marines in the new era.

>> No.13775288

>>13775229

>Revenge of the Sith and Anakin Skywalker

Based.

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13775387

If Craig is Satoshi, is LINK donefore?

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It keeps rising

>> No.13775462

Is anyone still buying at the current price?

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13775464

any chance of this coming back from the dead

>> No.13775469

Where do you guys stake your Linkies? I tried linkpool but everytime i press the stake button it isnt responding... Any clues as of why?

>> No.13775475

>>13762014
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Survivorship_bias
REQ, ARK, OMG, ICON
And I'm just naming the ones I bought

>> No.13775482

>>13775469
The absolute state of link investors in 2019

>> No.13775501

>>13775475
lol
except those never had the clout of link on biz, and there are tons of people like myself who didn't touch those coins.

>> No.13775500

We're forming a big cup and handle

>> No.13775517

>>13775482
dont be such a faggot and help a brother out

>> No.13775520

>>13775469
the fuck does stake mean

>> No.13775539

>>13775501
>brags about missing out on 4 different moon missions
>each one did over a 10x

>> No.13775558

>>13775475
Icon and OMG had legendary rois. Req was also respectable. And none of which were shilled as fervently or as long as link.

>> No.13775568

>>13775469

nice fud

>> No.13775579

>>13775517
Your question was so retarded I don’t even know where to begin

>> No.13775588
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Bros I can't fucking take it.
I was in at the ICO, but I sold early on. I have like 1700 or so Linkies, but that would be over $2k now.
Instead I blew everything I had on shitty coins that died.
Every single time I've held a coin and sold I fucking miss the moon mission.
It's not fair bros it's not fucking fair!!!!

>> No.13775604

>>13775588
Time to fomo back in. Triple dubs with hitler dubs demands it. Catch the next red candle.

>> No.13775620

>>13762014
>>13762027
Honest to god, outside of BTC pre-2014 and ETH between 2014 and 2017, /biz/ has never shilled/fudded another crypto with this much depth and dedication as Chainlink.

>> No.13775638

Can someone explain me, why the volume more than doubled instantly yesterday?

>> No.13775651
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Buying this lambo as soon as link reaches $7.77

>> No.13775672

>>13775539
you could moon on anything in that era. again, we're talking about a coin whose clout compares to ETH and BTC... I'm not saying you couldn't have made a killing on any given shitcoin, but LINK is the only one that will stand next to them in time. I mean, I've mad profits off shit like FUN, so I'm not saying you should only be in LINK if you want to play the game and get gains, but LINK is all you need to HOLD to make it.

>> No.13775723

>>13775588
we cant help it u have the patience of a 3 year old child, man the fuck up, buy link, hold and stfu.

>> No.13775743

>>13772868
literal 14 yr old bought link. big sell signal.

>> No.13775747

>>13775588
I had* 1700 I meant to say. I now have 0 Link.
>>13775604
I can't, I'm stuck hodling other shitcoins that are underwater. I fucking know the instant I FOMO in, Chainlink retraces hard and the ones I'm holding pop.

>> No.13775770

>>13775743
Welcome to 4chan

Now get out

>> No.13775772

>>13775723
Easier said than done when you hold it for months, have a very limited amount of money for a portfolio, and are watching tons of other coins moon like fuck.

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>>13775077
Checked
What's missing? One k

>> No.13776020

>>13775772
Nah you're still a fucking child. Opportunity of a life time and you can't stay focused? You deserve to be poor, fucking faggot

>> No.13776056

>>13775772

Literally everyone else was in the same position as you retard. We didn't sell just because some hype coin of the week was pumping.

>> No.13776247

Wow. I got in pre sibos i had a shit job at the time and only have 4k. This is embarrassing.

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>>13770723

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>>13775387
craig was never the real satoshi

1k EOY

>> No.13776275

>>13774655
youre a stupid nigger

>> No.13776298

>>13775229
why does this meme have gay start-quotes like ,,

>> No.13776616

>>13775469
>mfw this fucking retard probably has more links than me

>> No.13777388

Would it be stupid to jump in now?

>> No.13777505
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>Imagine a bridge, the most beautiful bridge you've ever seen
>On the other side is a whole new world, never seen before
>The other side is far away, blurry
>You squint your eyes, trying to see

>Of the few that dared cross it, none came back
>You approach the base of the bridge
>There is a single toll-booth

>A handsome man looks at you
>He is wearing a white and blue pleaded shirt
>His eyes brighten up. He was waiting for you
>He hands you a small blue cube

>You notice the trashcan besides the booth; filled with mcdonalds wrappers
>Uncertain, you take the cube
>"That will be $1000, please" he exclaims
>You pay. "You may now cross the bridge", he says


>You walk towards the bridge.
>“Anon.” He says
>You stop.
>“You only lose if you try to come back”

>You don't know it yet, but you've already made it

>> No.13777528

>>13777388
Either now or at 10 dollars your choice. Just kidding I’d wait 24hrs and think

>> No.13777620

>>13777388
>>>13763584

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