/biz/ - Business & Finance

Think of it as a employer shit test. HR roasties put ridiculous requirements for a job but end up settling for what they can get. Apply anyway. HR roasties don't know what their doing

>>13732134
this, i put mfers on their toes at interviews. i do the interviews not them

>>13732134
sometimes jobs must be posted by law, so they make the job requirements so ridiculous that no one tries to apply or if they do then they can turn it down referencing the impossible requirements and then hire their relative

>>13732061
Yes, you still apply to those.
You have 3 years experience working any job? That counts if you can extrapolate how.
Did work as a cashier? You have good customer skills and can work pleasantly under pressure.
Worked as the line cook? You're capable of fulfilling job requests quickly and without excess waste.
Did you open or close a store? You're capable of working on a time schedule and performing tasks in an orderly fashion.
You also interned while you were in school? Over the summer?

>MechE degree
You chose the wrong degree. Good luck man

>>13732158
you mean they put ridiculous requirements with super shitty pay so no one gets the job, then they can hire in H1B pajeets since the position has been open for months and no local candidate got it

ops image hurts

>>13732175
Why? I have ElectricalE and I wish I did mechanical. Fuck all for electrical jobs.

>>13732202
it is even worse than electrical since it's so general

>>13732061
>>13732134
This. It's lazy stupid women and their unrealistic and never happy nature.

There's tons of info on this, but nowadays you just copy paste all the keywords from their post into your uploaded resume...their basic pajeet algo shows you hit 98% best candidate, and the dumb bleeder invites you to jump through the 3-5 rounds of hoops to make it to someone with an actually meaningful postilion in the company.

Also, you're probably not going to get any job if you're not a black tranny bilingual in spic...at least in America. Or you'll being doing the work of the 75% of your office that is black trannies or "underrepresented white women of STEM" if you're a passable trap/look like a queer.


Should've taken all those jewish loans and put in on shitcoins, all things considered.

>>13732061
contact classmates and message your connections. cold market jobs are only good for people who are overqualified

Engineering is the only career where you work as hard as a doctor and make less than a nurse. Honestly just become an electrician: you will make way more money and have a less stressful work environment.

>>13732166
>You have 3 years experience working any job? That counts if you can extrapolate how.
"no"

They want real experience, i.e. 3-4 internships. Bullshitting about experience you don't have will get you blacklisted.

IT is worse. Job requirements for even a basic job is way overblown. Your basic low rung IT dude only needs A+. Sometimes Net+.

What "they" (H.R) say; 2 yrs exp, bachelor degree or 4 yrs exp in lieu of bachelor.

Could I see the above as a legit requirement for higher level positions, sure. But not just starting out. The whole system is a big joke (E.D).

>>13732134
i’m getting really sick of all these arbitrary barriers erected by these roasties to keep everyone but chad out of a job.

>>13732061
I've been trying to get a civil E internship for the past half a year with 0 luck as a senior
When I talked to recruiters at a intern career fair a lot were telling me I needed a prior internship to get their internship wtf

>>13732061
just get a technician job then brainlet

I don’t understand how someone can complete a mech e degree and can be too stupid to get a job. You must have absolutely no social skills

>>13732202
Electrical is way better than mechanical, we can do their jobs but they're completely lost trying to understand ours. Frankly, anybody who played with Meccano as a kid is qualified to be a mechanical engineer.

>>13732152
This is an attitude I can get behind. Fuck HR fucks.

Education system is a big cluster fuck. Go to high school - forced to do shit that has zero to do with learning shit you'll really need.
Go to college - forced to take shit classes that you don't need or use just to get a piece of paper that means fuck all once you land your first job. The thing winds up in a box or attic. The only difference is that those college classes cost you a fuckton and you spend a nice part of your life paying off the bill.

I'll be honest as fuck. I went to just H.S. I landed a nice state job. I don't remember half the shit I learned/forced to do while I was at school. More to the point there's no call for it at my job other than the basic math. But hell even for that you can just pull out your phone.

>>13732580
This , society has become a ponzi scheme a massive bubble of bullshit supported on debt and government deficits(inflation) , bitcoin is the needle and once it goes bellow than fiat inflation all the cryptosphere will moon with it and society bubble will explode.

>>13732431
How about a major in Cybersecurity. I'm about to go into my 3rd year of college. Really enjoy Cybersecurity.

>Not going into AeroE
That’s your problem right there fren

>>13732580
Anymore any idiot can land a job at Kroger/Walmart and work the cashier lane (and some of those places pay like 15 per to boot) due to the fact the computer tells you exactly how much change to give out if the customer pays in case. All you gotta know is how to count money properly and how to work the computer (they teach you that part)

>>13732650
yeah but robots are going to take those jobs within 10 years

>>13732621
>major in Cybersecurity
perfectly fine if you want a boring, mundane-as-fuck "safe" but low-paying Gubbermint job. You need a real CS degree from an engineering school to make the 200k+ sillycon valley dough. UNLESS you have legit skill, e.g. have published and gotten credit for 0days.

>>13732664
its happening today. Go to the grocery store. There is two real checkouts and the rest are self checkouts. Well in the developed world its like that anyway

You could get one of those "fake college" degrees. I'm not kidding. Online colleges are exploding left and right anymore. Get a fake degree w/matching transcript from one of those underground places and long as you showed some degree of competency in your job nobody would ever suspect. Once your in, nobody gives a shit what school you went to anyway.

>>13732683
True true, my grocery store has legit 2 cashiers and 20 self checkout. they also recently got a janitor bot with googly eyes
God we need a UBI

>>13732737
Now I'm not saying do this and land a high up position, no that's just asking for trouble. But as a way to get your foot in the door at the ground level you'll be ok.

>>13732683
>mfw I'm at work right now designing the same shit for a different industry
Tick tock wagies

>>13732431
so where will we end up?

>>13732061
Where do you guys apply? Ziprecruiter, indeed, etc. or look at a specific company's career section on their site?

>>13732916
McDicks

>>13732666
What do you recommend Satan?

College is a joke itself. Sure in the 70's/80's/90's yeah it was a way to tell people "hey I got more skills" or "I know more shit"

The trouble now is that everyone or close to it has a college degree in "something" Could be something as generic as "Lit studies" or "general studies" and they are pulling down major bucks. Why? Cause they went, they got that paper. Even if the job itself has zero to do with Literature or any studies of any type.

So the value of college is lost. Everyone's got it, everyone took the same general shit. h.r types don't care. You say "I went to college" H.R goes "so what" The only way you may get an eyebrow raised is if you went to a ivy league school or got honors.

>>13733218
An engineering degree with first-class honours has been worth its weight in gold for me, I can get pretty much any job I want.

>>13732061
I have 10 years with an MechE and finding a job is a bitch.

Hang in there, try raytheon they advertise fresh out of college jobs on their website

i feel the same way. i ended up learning programming and getting a support engineer job, because the mechanical engineer job market is too saturated

>>13733218
I paid off my student loans in 3 months with a stem degree. I got a job after applying nonstop the month before I graduated. I wasn't a retarded brainlet in high school so I got scholarships and I'm not a vapid consumerist drone that spent $5 on Starbucks coffee every morning and ate out every meal

>>13732737
>You could get one of those "fake college" degrees. I'm not kidding. Online colleges are exploding left and right anymore. Get a fake degree w/matching transcript from one of those underground places and long as you showed some degree of competency in your job nobody would ever suspect. Once your in, nobody gives a shit what school you went to anyway.
could you share the process? Do you mean a degree on line without studying?

>>13732580
>>13732615
I work online and make a comfy 40-45k a year. Yes, comfy. Life is cheap to live well when you're far from the city and don't have many responsibilities.

>>13732741
>God we need a UBI
i hope youre joking

I wish some edgy incel would snap and film Isis-style videos of a dark room where crying office workers have to admit they put up a job post for their company that advertised an entry level position with required 3 years of experience before getting shot in the back of the head.

>>13733433
boomer spotted

>>13733530
which are you
boomer or wagecuck
I bet both

>>13733635
Which are you, innumerate or gullible?

>>13733525
>I work online and make a comfy 40-45k a year. Yes, comfy. Life is cheap to live well when you're far from the city and don't have many responsibilities.
what is your job?

>>13732737
>You could get one of those "fake college" degrees. I'm not kidding. Online colleges are exploding left and right anymore. Get a fake degree w/matching transcript from one of those underground places and long as you showed some degree of competency in your job nobody would ever suspect. Once your in, nobody gives a shit what school you went to anyway.
How?

>>13733525
>I work online and make a comfy 40-45k a year.
W-What's your job, anon.
t. shut-in NEET who also takes online classes

>>13733635
UBI will destroy society even more! Look what the welfare state have done already. No good will come of it!
God Zoomers are dumb

>>13732357
Being an employee is a meme.

>>13733579
based

>>13732061
Lie.

>>13732357
Doctors are the undisputed kings of wagecucks. Come back to compare dicks when you do 32 hour nonstop shift.

>>13733525
Anon please tell us what is this job, IT WANT TO BE FREE FROM WAGESLAVE ENTRY JOBS

>>13733464
Yes that's exactly what i'm saying. Use it to get your foot in the door, nothing more.

>>13732377
>blacklisted
>for embellishing on an entry level resume

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>>13736553
Now you must have some competency in the job your wanting for this to work. Don't try for high up positions either. Start small, work up.

Don't feel bad. I know people who did the college degree thing and are dumb fucks yet still landed high paying jobs so there you are.

Online colleges are everywhere, your "fake degree" will fly right on by. As I said everyone's got a degree in something now.