/biz/ - Business & Finance

Nah. We will sell to the normies then rebuy the 7k dump.

>>13729652
A-Anon... I don't think.... n-nevermind... Good Luck!

go all in, son

>>13729626
Nah, their viewers all have oxygen tanks and arthritis. They are in no physical shape for space travel

Anyone streaming this? Where can I watch it?

it will probably be nothing but could be big

>>13729799
probably upstairs

>>13729799
I actually signed up for cbs all access to watch, They are offering a free trial in exchange for all your info which they will sell (birthday name address etc.)
Perhaps someone will be streaming on youtube illegally

>>13729828
Kek
>>13729799
It's on CBS at 7pm ET

>>13729626
I hate to break it to the Chinese, but USA is going to be the crypto launch pad just like the internet.

probably will take at least 3-4 days for the boomers to create an account on an exchange, get verified and wire shekels.

>>13729626
Nope, time to sell the literal news.

Isn't it a repeat?

>>13729927
What the fuck are you talking about this is just gonna turn more boomers on to crypto this isn't news

>>13729828
Hahahahahahhaaha

>>13729950
>normies and boomers start flooding crypto markets with USD
>not news
ok brainlet

>>13729652
I really hope this is a /biz/ meme, if not this place is full of legitimate retards. Selling because normies are getting in is an objectively bad strategy. You want to sell after all the normies are all in and there is no new money left to flow into the market.

>>13729626
Someone post a live stream

>>13730017
Biz is high IQ satire, very few things said here means what it actually means.

>>13730024
bump, somebody pls

>>13730091
can't find on e fren, you can sign up for a free trial of cbs all access and watch it there .

>>13730024
>>13730091
http://ufreetv.com/cbs.html

>>13730172
>http://ufreetv.com/cbs.html
thanks anon, now I have viruses but at least ill get to watch this, kek.

what is on 60 mins

>>13730172
based and tvpilled

>>13730260
has it started yet? I'm still on commercials fuck this shit

>>13730172
post your wallet so I can tip you for this

>>13730275
starting now anon

>>13729626

>WE MOON NAO

>>13730275
starting now

FIRST STORY IS ABOUT USD USED FOR MONEY LAUNDERING KEK

>>13730280
my wallet was hacked. never made it around to making new one. but thanks

IT"S ABOUT THE BITCOIN PIZZAS SELL SELL SELL SELL

“Ok let me get this straight you spent $8bn on pizzas”
Kek, this gon be good.

>>13730280
you can tip me ;)

Eth: 0x889ab0BBa0dDc18b02b2993a966Ac29FB80CAF30

Bitcoin wedged right inbetween Russians money laundering and Gay Somalian Pirates traveling down the rainbow river. Boomers are going to LOVE crypto!

>>13730301
And the second one is about faggots. Someone post in here when the BTC part starts.

>>13730280
I posted the TV channel and name:

39gbvDVtL3SoW4QRnS57xGQXDssrNVfNNx

Strapped in for the must trusted name in boomer news

>>13730335
and time*

wtf it was on and now the commercials wont fucking stop someone give me a better link

>>13730352
We’re all watching the same commercials faggot

>>13730330
Sent ;-)

>>13730352
It's a scam site.

>>13730352
kek

>>13730017
this
>>13730029
but also this

>>13729828
Lmoa

1st segment is a nice setup for Crypto

So can anyone summarize wtf they’ve said so far

>>13730029
Requesting much higher quality version of this image.

Where are you guys watching?

>>13730414
Nothing. There’s a money laundering and fag segment up before bitcoin. Check back in about 30 minutes

>>13730414
bitcoin bad

jew bank is good

>>13730414
The ads were too much so I went upstairs. So far it’s talkng about Danske bank exchanging rubles for usd without checking the sources of money

>>13730414
Bitcorn go 2 da mün buy da bitcorm

>igor butin sell rubel for $

>>13729828

>>13729626
THEYRE GONNA TALK TOTAL SHIT AND CRASH THE MARKET

this is it. we're gonna pump to 11k before correcting to 7k
one last time

Putin is gonna kill this motherfucker before this show is over

>>13730436
It's actually the opposite. It's talking about how awful and sketchy banks are and laundering money for Putin. Then it is going to be a glory piece of Bitcoin...

It's unironically happening

>>13730464
Wonder why would anyone be so cucked enough to become a whistlebloweR. Literally ruining your own life

>>13730430
The money laundering segment is about bitcoin

sell the news

>>13730498
It’s not

>>13730475
TFW can´t find a livestream

>>13729626
Why's everyone so excited about this?

Didn't the mainstream US news channels literally have a Bitcoin ticker at one point...?

>>13730494
How about because: fuck kikes and fuck government cucks?

KYS cuck faggot.

230 Billion through every financial institution.

THIS IS BULLISH AS FUCK

JPM & BoA blown the fuck out.

>>13730455
>CRASH THE MARKET
Implying anybody who takes this shit seriously owns even one sat.

>>13730508
Unironically you’d be wishing yourself dead by being a whistleblower. Have fun being a hero

>>13730505
The entire first segment is trashing how sketchy banks in europe and JP Morgan in the US are and how it took a single guy in Estonia to whistleblow an obvious case of 250B worth of money being laundered by Russians (using USD)

The preview for the BTC piece talked about how valuable it has become and it is going to be Anderson Cooper interviewing the guy who bought the two pizzas after showing clips of him driving around in his Maserati (surely thanks to BTC)

It's unironically happening.

>>13730545
Go back to Africa Tyrese.

>>13730430
First segment was unironically a complete collapse of global banking safeguards. $250 billion money laundering scheme at danske bank....

Interesting timing

>>13730573
Heh that’s all you have to say? Guess I won that one.

>>13730507
Because this is not just "LOOK HOW HIGH THE PRICE IS ON THIS THING". They are actually going to visit a mining facility and talk about how bitcoin works. This is the REAL media attention.

has anyone found a better stream with better video quality?

>>13730547
Also Anderson Cooper is a mouth piece for the new world order. They might make their move tonight followed by ETF approval on tuesday.

>>13730578
It can't be a coincidence. This and the pump to 8k these past weeks might be them preparing to bring crypto to the mainstream.

>>13730505
http://ufreetv.com/cbs.html

works fine if you use brave browser

>>13730596
Why do none of you faggots own a TV and have cable?

>>13730596
The audio is enough for this kind of show, we’ll fill you in

Uh guys, I'm seeing unironical faggot shit?

>>13730547
> *Ring ring*
> “This is Scott with Charles Schwab, how are you doing today, Mr. John T. Boomer?”
> “Great scott, how are the ki.... actually right to business”
> “Yes sir how may I help you today?”
> “Scottie boy can you buy me that bit coins I saw on 60 minutes last night? Move all of my assets into bit coins and let me know when it’s done”
> “B-b-but sir”
> “Just get it done!”
> *CLICK*

Now there's an episode about gays in Egypt.

This episode is going to end with a gay muslim man saying he owns Chainlink.

BUNDLE ALL THE FAGGOTS INTO TRAINS
wtf am I watching

>>13730614
there is no tv in my mom's basement and i dont want to interact with my family

>>13730614
>Why do none of you faggots own a TV and have cable?
Because it's not 1989..

>>13730630
kek

>>13730632
Unironically the true timeline

They are interviewing traps, they are signalling us, corrupt and incompetent banks, traps, and bitcoin. This episode is meant for biz

>>13730614
The internet isn't just usa, retard

TOUCHING TV

>>13730610
They are talking about faggots not about btc.

>>13730637

>>13730674
It should be.

>>13730630
https://www.ancestry.com/1940-census/usa/Kentucky/John-T-Boomer_1qj2z0

>>13730646
God I wish

Here’s the whole segment transcript:

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/bitcoins-wild-ride-60-minutes-2019-05-19/

>>13730684
This is bullshit af. Chainlink is literally gay

>LGBTQI

>>13730674
Learn english Svetlan and stay in your third world shit hole

>>13730709
So this is the exact segment they're gonna show?

>this is our hiding spot
Kek, could these people get any more retarded

>>13730723
TO THE SEWERS WITH YOU

>>13729626
We're mooning once normies get off work tomorrow.

the fags are invading Canada

If we break through 8300, it's off to the races, if we stay below 8300, dump

>>13730751
SEWERS, OR TORONTO

whyy is canada so fucking gay and since when is 60 minutes full of fucking queer hosts

so far:
-ads
-russia bad
-ads
-aids niggers invading europe good
-ads

>11 million skipping work because of Game of Thrones

This is fucking hilarious. Corrupt banks, fags in sewers, and then bitcoin pizza. Wtf hahahah

Prepare to be disappointed anons

>>13730808

>>13730820
its gonna be an epic episode

Maybe if gay people didn't act like such faggots they would be left alone

>>13730808
>still surprised by how deranged and degenerate normie propaganda programming is.

>>13730821
>>13730827
lmao
well played, whales

here we go boiis

that background is bullish af

>using Bch colors for btc
They already fucked up

MR BUTTCORNS WILD RIDE

oy vey

>charlie shrem
sell everything

he or she or they HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH yeah im sure a fucking cunt or trans invented this shit. KYS anderson

fuck should I buy in again before these normies catch on after this?

Already starting to drop.

They skipper mt.gox.

>>13730897
It is going to moon so fucking hard tomorrow morning

Gib qt brown MIT cryptogf

>>13730896
He obviously means a group.

>>13729626
They named the twins

>daddy, why did you give away your bitcoins?

Holy shit. Its actually a positive segment. Get fucked bobotards

>>13730929
kys boomer

Unironically $10k tomorrow

post your positions here for next daily open in 10min

Not a single mention of drug cartels or kiddie porn. This is unironically it anons

>Pizza Day
He literally bought C*ild porn didn't he?

>>13730701
unbelievably based and underrated poster
what kind of coins do you think she holds, bros?

Don't forget bro's Van eck ETF might be approved on tuesday,

>>13730967
not so quick

>>13730939
i wonder who Igor is messaging to...

Jesus fuck, its 100% positive segment. holy fuck frens, were going to make it!

Weak pump. Now for the dump.

9K here we fucking come!

its on

>>13731002
It's already priced in

Welcome to MEDIA ATTENTION PHASE.

Is CBS trying to pump their bags?

8300 not broken.

I'm selling

>>13731016
Unironically yes

>>13731019
then shut up and do it faggot
you will cry tuesday.

>>13731014
There was a news story almost everyday about crypto in late 2017...

Holy shit it’s insaney positive lmao they’re comparing bitcoin to email and the internet revolution

>sponsored by pfizer

>>13731019
Boomers won’t buy until tomorrow once their grandsons get off of school to buy it for them.

>>13731029
tears of joy

>tfw no pajeet cutie gf who is excited with crypto

>>13731029
Already did. Suck skin off my dick faggot.

>American TV adverts
Wtf is this they're selling drugs on the tv
Hepatitis drugs sold on the tv lmao

wheres the bootleg stream link faggots

>>13731002
Most neutral journalism even

>>13731063
Its been like this for well over a decade. It doesn't make any sense to us either

Hey boys, biz’s favorite professional investor here.

This shit will unironically lead to buying of GBTC tomorrow (probably not actual bitcoin im afraid).

When they ran the episode about NIO (the Chinese Tesla) my phone rang off the hook to put dumb old boomers into “that stock on 60 minutes last night” right before they missed earnings and DUMPED.

I’m literally still fielding calls from dumb boomers about NIO to this day. God fuck finance as a career it’s literally Greek hell if you have a brain.

>>13731067
http://ufreetv.com/cbs.html

>>13731045
No boomer is going to figure out how to buy bitcoin based on that segment. It was neutral and didn't create any kind of hype or excitement. It ended with an indian bitch saying "sheeeiii...cryptocurrency might be dumb and useless...but that's why it's exciting!"

Good luck faggots. Learn to chart.

>>13731082
Seething bobo

oh shit the host is retiring, this will make headlines.

>>13731056
Iktf
I want this hydro woman so bad, she's literally wifey material

>>13729828
Kek

>>13731089
I bought at 7400 yesterday for this. I also know that it's not going anywhere until it breaks through 8300. Which it hasn't, and it won't.

>>13731089
He's right though.

There has been shitload of stories covering Bitcoin in the past, why would this particular one make any difference?

Is everyone ITT just really new?

>>13729950
>>13729927
pre pump to get boomers on board then dump scare them

>>13731097
he bought bitcoin years ago
and now he shilled his bags and retired

want to send the pizza guy some btc

>Lael Brainard: The U.S. currency has a whole set of legal protections around it. The federal reserve and ultimately the U.S. treasury stand behind it. And when you hold your dollars in a bank account, you have deposit insurance.

Kek like I care about any of that shit.

>>13731082
lol dumb nigger why do you think the fidelity happening coincides with this shit. Boomers are currently being prepped. We will see maybe $9K by the end of the week with significant pumps all the way back to the previous ATH of $20K. That's when the REAL bull run begins.

COMMENCE ZE DUMP

>>13731121
Learn to trade newfag. I'm a lot richer than you are and have been doing this a lot longer than you have.

>>13731121
> t. incel

Wow, look who sold right before the dump...

Fuck you perpetual poor bagholding pieces of shit.

>prices crashing
kek

>>13731150
you were right fuck

>>13731150
What dump? Still 8300 and rising on my screen. With media attention, i am tempted to buy more now.

>>13731138
>>13731146

that still won't make you right go back to the discord, trannies we moon now lambos inc xD

>>13731150
You're a GOD.

>>13731060
That doesn't sound like something you'd want to have done to yourself.

>>13731150
you are going to be regretting that very much within the hour friend

>>13731201
No.

Bitcoin needs to consolidate so alts can pump.

>>13729652
>>13729652
>>13729652
LOL TOLD YOU

>>13731150
have you bought back yet anon?

Damn, not happening tonight boys. I'm out. I'll be back in at 7k for the next chance.

9k by next week.

>>13731201
Do you literally just blindly gamble with your money and cross your fingers? Wtf are you talking about?

Hope you anons bought that dip just now because we're unironically never going to see 7k again

>>13731292
You're about to see it in 15 minutes.

Money laundering story was interesting. Fuck banks.

This next story is going to suck ass

>>13731346
>suck ass
Literally

That fed reserve cunt looked like fucking Satan

>faggots living in the sewer
Lol???

I hate every single one of you faggots selling. I will hold my bags for eternity.

>>13731413
>>13731364
lmao fucking stupid story

>gay people can go to Canada where it’s safe to be faggots

Wow, cool. Shut the fuck up and shill my bags already

>60 minutes praising poopdicksex
If you could show the modern era to people in the 60s they'd hang every fag and jew they could find in minecraft

kek, "mooning," right. Meanwhile we're dumping hard, sub $7800 already. Alts getting killed even worse - ETH down to $245 and breaking the support it has otherwise held for the last three weeks.

>>13731850
We’re above 7900 and rising. Are you blind or did you just intentionally lied?

>>13730029
>>13730422
2nded

>>13731858
It was $7810 when I typed it you dumb fuck. What is volatility? It'll keep going down, just wait.

God that was so shitty.

>majority of the focus was on Charlie fucking Shrem
>was only like 10 minutes long because boomers refuse to dedicate more than 5 seconds of their time to Technology that they don't understand
>some literally who "MIT" girl in charge of stating why Bitcoin has value "B-because we think it has value" brainlet.jpg
>2 seconds dedicated to explaining how Bitcoin works
>nothing noteworthy to keep people's attention
>people that don't give a shit about Bitcoin would have turned it off after 2 seconds

It was objectively dogshit and this segment only hurts Bitcoin/cryptucurrency in the long run.

>>13731374
Thought the same

>>13731942
>watching boomer news and not expecting boomer content

>>13730630
>Great scott

Why didn't you guys tell me bitcoin isn't backed by anything?

>>13729796
underrated post