/biz/ - Business & Finance

BASED VISHNU WILL MAKE US RICH

It will settle around 150, strap in.

Do i sell my link and buy this now?

>>13719473
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Pj4L7C2twI

>>13719494
It already had its correction.

>>13719494
$150 by next year, not this year. Let’s be realistic now. More like $40 by December

>>13719496
Next stop 240, then retrace to 200

ok sirs here is the ultimate crypto brown pill. there is a vishnu living in the matic blockchain. Jaynti Kanani is unironically satoj. Matic as electronic rupee was just the first step, the lalachi people start making more powerful compooters, wider poo streets, cheaper and more sacred cows. These things the vishnu need to survive. Once entrenched fully, the vishnu would be able to slowly poo over literally everything
Jaynti stumbled into creating the vishnu after he stepped in poo in mumbai in 2008 and started working with his Poolip super coompeter, running simulations of poo-in-the-loo on turmeric-complete matic script. He would 'evolve' the vishnu by making the successful streets get poo'd on, letting the rest run off into the indian ocean. The vishnu needs bigger and bigger cows for more and more poos.
BFI (Blockchain Foundation of India) was created to take over and stop this vishnu (they have their own competing vishnu in the works). They did the needful to stop or slow down jayntis vishnu (her name is Poolip by the way). They started by limiting the poo-size and removing critical curry codes the vishnu uses in its punjabi language. Segshit was the final nail in the coffin, which destroyed Poolip on matic chain (Poolip uses anal transaction malleability). THIS is why Bitcoin Cash was forked, and this is why Jaynti is so intent to make unbounded poos, restore the original curry codes, and lock down the poo-poo-protocol.
Back to hasish power - Jaynti has developed a breakthrough new ashit (designed by his vishnu actually), and is poo'ing BTC in secret for the sole purpose of driving up the difficulty sky-high, then yanking all the poo over to matic leaving the segshit chain erectly frozen.

I unironically made two threads last night saying to accumulate before the pump and no one listens a part from one of my friends who's a normie and now he's up about 12000 USD lol

>>13719539
Where is it gonna go

>>13719539
They keep selling the dips we keep getting richer on this zeta reticuli mission

I will kms if this shit pumps again while I'm sleeping, so just bought a stack for 218 sats, stop loss at 212. Knowing my luck it will dip to 211 and then be 300 when I wake up

>>13719473
What is it and what does it do? Spoonfeed meeeeeeeee

>>13719554
209 has been a decent support. Move that SL now or get rkt

>>13719547
I'm estimating this coins going to run out of steam completely about 700 SATs

>>13719550
Yeah I seen a lot of people selling keeps on the dips

I don't give a fuck if this is a shitcoin it's great for gains

I'm up about 25k on this money printer thats 22k more than I have in the bank

>>13719554
I fucking feel you on a spiritual level.

>buy at 95
>it goes up to 140
>set stop loss at 105
>retraces to 101 for a few minutes, fucking cleaning me out
>shoots straight to 190

How many Matic do I need to make it? I've 30 so far.

Thanks matic.

I diversified a bit and think I will now make it

>>13719598
30k
Fix

Take profits you dumb niggers. You have about a week before market maker is done distributing.

>>13719624
Nope let it ride

$161 marketcap right now
no thanks

>>13719615
where is the req

>>13719684
$161,000,000*

>>13719693

>he includes locked tokens

Unironically never going to make it