/biz/ - Business & Finance

Bought a Chainlink sticker to celebrate mainnet, $1 would be a good occasion as well.

Will you use your gains to fight back, bros?

Have an old one in celebration

>>13703551
Lol no I dont give a shit about your retarded politics

>>13703521
Chsinlink being over $1 defeats the purpose of the token.

>>13703599
You don't need to care about politics, because it cares about you. The only question is, will you live your life as a cuck, or as a man?

>>13703625
I’m gonna be getting my dick sucked while you get mad about shit that’s out of your control, so who’s the cuck?

>>13703625
Lmao chill out pol tard. There’s more to life than hating certain races of people

>>13703521
You guys think we hitting $1 tonight?
I’m thinkin we hittin a dollar tonight....
>dab

>>13703640
That’s quite an escalation

Literally dumping right now, great call anon!

>>13702939
Fundamentally, I’ve noticed a lot of new posters in the last 69hr (SIXTY NINE) asking about Chainlink and just wanted to warn you. Chainlink is shilled HEAVILY here and it’s very hard to understand so this background is crucial to ensure you stay safe.

Basically, a bunch of RACIST WHITE CIS MALE 4channers tried to force it as /ourcoin/, during the presale ico phase of chainlink there was a minimum requirement of 300eth to enter the presale.

Coin continued to get shilled and pumped up and hyped for the sibios event that link was attended, whole event turned out to be a flop chainlink had a presentation in a room of like 18 people (IT WAS BESIDE THE FUCKING TOILETS FOR FUCK'S SAKES, YOU COULD HEAR THEM FLUSHING), literally no news or partnership came from the event.

Now during this alt bull run lots of anons and took advantage of this and shilling this coin to all the new money and newfags that joined in december and don't know this story.
The coin is HEAVILY manipulated by a literal TRANNY DISCORD who pump and dump this coin more than their boyfriends pump and dump hot cum into their asses, and the supply is dried up from huge fucking chink whales (xi jinping is rumoured to hold link) who accumulated below ICO price to create a artificially lower supply.

In regards to actual project that chainlink aiming to achieve it's nothing more than a basic json parser (OH MY GOD ITS JSON PARSER...) for smart contracts (LOL HOW CAN A CONTRACT BE "SMART"???), would take like a day to add to ethereum by itself.. literally making links whole concept pointless and definitely no need for a token. You're literally just buying a wh*tepaper.

They only have 2 devs who are literal pajeets who are payed in big macs (non beef) and Surgay NAZAJEET is a literal psychologist (trusting a shrink? is he gonna tell us to go clean our room next?). So FUNDAMENTALLY, it's a scam, ok thanks.

Now go do the needful and buy a real coin like MATIC.

>>13703721
Anon, I'll have you know I met with Jason Parser personally and he's a top-notch developer. Chainlink is in good hands.

>>13703599

>>13703639
It's possible to both give a shit, and fuck bitches. You don't need to be a tuned out NPC to get laid, although it probably does help since you can relate more to roasties.

>>13703563
kys degenerate

>>13703625
have sex

>>13703721
Nicely freshened up, thanks anon

still waiting on coffee so i can dump this shitcoin

>being a nolinker

I sold all my ETH and I'm ready to ride some green dildos

>>13703813
Problem Anon-kun?

>>13703813
why be mad for?

>>13703888

>>13703521
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooo

>>13703521

$1 is literally nothing compared to what's to come

>>13705069
source: dude trust me

>>13705069
>triple k mafia ID

We gonna MOON tonight, strap in boys!

>>13703521

Still at .90 cents aaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

>>13705069
>>13705207

K.K.K., K-K.K.! gunshot
Triple-K Mafia back on the scene

I'm Moon Man, representing "White Power"
I stack bodies higher than Trump Tower
Control the memes, control the planet
Fascism is back and the left can't stand it

>>13703888
Checked

>>13705834
Cloud man here, telling you that the jews are queers

>>13703521
its not enough bros, do you think $100+ this year is possible? i dont want to work anymore reeeeeee

this will prob fluctuate between .85 and .95 for the next week

>>13706467
right is a jew lol