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13653568 No.13653568 [Reply] [Original]

How do i turn $32 to $100?

>> No.13653586

>buy $32 kneepads
>suck dicks
there ya go

>> No.13653596

You multiply it by 3 and then add $4.

>> No.13653597

Make some crack rocks like the rest of your nigger friends nigger.

>> No.13653600

>>13653568
Scratch offs

>> No.13653611

buy chainlink right now

>> No.13653654

-buy 2x plant grow LEDs on aliexpress for $30
-plant weed
-sell your kilo to random niggers for $1k, 6 months later
-spend 900$ in coke and whores

>> No.13653724
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13653724

>>13653568
Buy VIC. Sell only when your $32 turns into $1,000. Repeat with another shitcoin.

https://www.etherflyer.com/trade.html?pairs=VIC-ETH

>> No.13653797
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13653797

>>13653611
Check

>> No.13654292

purchase bitcoin and wait 2 weeks

>> No.13654630

Wait

>> No.13654663

>knee pads
-$32
>suck 100 dudes off for $1 a pop
+$100

>> No.13654677

>>13653568
All in Number 19 at your nearest casino roulette table

>> No.13654682
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>>13653611
>>13653797
>>13653568
link will get you a bit closer to 100$

>> No.13654683

>Get a job interview.
>Use the 32$ to uber to the job interview and back.
>Job will pay you over 100$ after your first week of work.

>> No.13654696

>>13653568
Bucket,squeegee, dish soap and rag nigger.. Unironically wash cars.
Til you have $1k Then pick a product off aliexpress you can sell on street and turn that into $10k before investing.

>> No.13654844

>>13654683
implying the first job you interview at will accept you
(then again that happened to me for the first job out of college so who knows)

>> No.13655126
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13655126

>>13653568

>Ask your mom to hold your $32.
>fuck her in the ass.
>take $100 out of her purse.

>> No.13655400

>>13653568
Sell your own crypto/options trading course

RIPPING MONEY OUT OF THE MARKET