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Quick, Elon is surfing /biz/ Anonymous Mon May 13 18:32:18 2019 No.13634403 [Reply] [Original]

Say something nice

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 18:32:52 2019 No.13634410 >>13634403 When singularity?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 18:33:05 2019 No.13634415 >>13634403 fuck jannies

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 18:33:10 2019 No.13634416 >>13634403 N

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 18:33:37 2019 No.13634427 Is it true that I can do backflips?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 18:33:48 2019 No.13634429 >>13634403 What is outside of the simulation?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 18:33:54 2019 No.13634431 File: 265 KB, 371x504, a7b57c2c6db6e0e287e07a59a858407d.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Mon May 13 18:34:00 2019 No.13634435 [DELETED]

hey Elon? Mr. Musk? Listen kid, I need to borrow $2000 to pay my mom rent do you think you could help an anon out? God bless you in advance desu will send $250 back but unironically you have my word

btc: 1KBuv9uCRve4Kc6DHoC5bRm8xy8sAkg5k4
eth: 0x22cEE2b78f6A67fd6EC507Ec3755302A4cb7981A
bch: qr7rvd5ycy0ecf6nkmsyz70cy2dpr7kafc7apal58m

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 18:34:04 2019 No.13634439 >>13634403 Please get the Starship flying I want to fly to the literal moon with my crypto gains sometime around 2022.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 18:34:26 2019 No.13634447 File: 334 KB, 220x220, tenor (2).gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13634403

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 18:34:42 2019 No.13634458 >>13634403 you're the worst CEO i've ever worked for. solar city was comfy af until you bought us out

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 18:35:01 2019 No.13634465 >>13634403 Hey Elon, where did you get your hair transplant faggot? Your shit actually looks legit compared to some of the botched jobs I've seen. Can a normalfag like me afford it?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 18:35:09 2019 No.13634468 >>13634410 >>13634415 >>13634416 >>13634427 >>13634429 >>13634431 >>13634435 >>13634439 >>13634447 >10 posts in 2 mins at the mention of Elon Well someones using bots

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 18:36:07 2019 No.13634481 >>13634403 how is your 120 hours week going? kek

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 18:36:36 2019 No.13634487 >>13634468 Thousands of people on biz atm due to btc pump

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 18:36:57 2019 No.13634496 File: 66 KB, 1405x574, NanovsBTC.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Research into NANO

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 18:37:03 2019 No.13634498 Hey Elon, Hurry up with colonizing the solar system, I need to escape earth, there are too many normies here.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 18:38:12 2019 No.13634519 >>13634403 i think he would be a nice friend .

Anonymous Mon May 13 18:38:52 2019 No.13634537

Hi Elon! Right here, right here. Okay, great. It’s very nice to meet you. My name is Aldo, and three weeks ago, I was at Burning Man in the Nevada desert, right, and it felt like I was on Mars. It was a dusty storm, and it was really cold at night, and there was no water. But there was one problem with Burning Man: With a population of only 75,000, there was a lot of shit, and there was no water to take it into the rivers, which is kind of what we do today in our current sanitation system, so I was like, “Is this what Mars is going to be like – just a dusty, waterless shitstorm?” So I was like, “hey Elon, are you working on a sustainable sanitation? Are we gonna have toilet in Mars that doesn’t use water?”

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 18:39:29 2019 No.13634546 you're a stupid fucking nigger Elon

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 18:39:40 2019 No.13634547 File: 14 KB, 710x180, autism.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13634519

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 18:40:09 2019 No.13634561 Hey Elon, as a POC I grant you something that money cannot buy. You are now granted the N word pass.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 18:41:41 2019 No.13634586 >>13634547 fucking based, I like this guy even more now.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 18:43:27 2019 No.13634621 elon give us a quick rundown on the bogs

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 18:44:31 2019 No.13634643 >>13634429 you watch / listen to good stuff anon. >the alignment problem is a big deal

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 18:44:59 2019 No.13634653 File: 475 KB, 500x662, elon musk.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13634403 When catgirls?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 18:45:23 2019 No.13634659 >>13634561 Give him a pajeet pass from myself while we are it.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 18:46:08 2019 No.13634675 >>13634547 heh. I remember reading that and thought what an alpha dog.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 18:46:52 2019 No.13634688 >>13634653 this

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 18:47:10 2019 No.13634694 File: 71 KB, 960x640, 1556085337158.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13634403 BitTorrent. TRON.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 18:50:35 2019 No.13634748 >>13634547 called alpha activities nigga

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 18:51:18 2019 No.13634765 >>13634403 Please destroy Disney and Amazon

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 18:53:05 2019 No.13634790 >>13634403 How does it feel to be running 2 of the largest frauds-soon-to-be-bankrupt of all time?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 18:53:07 2019 No.13634792 >>13634403 When neural lace? I need it to trade better

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 18:53:40 2019 No.13634796 >>13634403 Hey Elon, our lord and savior, I work my ass off 70 hours a week. I'm working towards buying my own semi truck. If you could send me a btc or two that be life changing. 3JUUmy4k2mNDFiTTFpmzS5FeuRmTkKY1cL

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 18:57:06 2019 No.13634850 What is the best substance to microdose?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 18:57:37 2019 No.13634859 >>13634403 tfw when elon musk is probably a chainlink shitposter tweet ducks if you are here based space fren

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 18:59:18 2019 No.13634891 >>13634403 SUCK MY DICC NIGGER TESLA TUNNELS LELEL SO FUCKING ORIGINAL DUDE!!! UR A GENIUS BRO!!!

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 19:01:50 2019 No.13634923 Thanks for that doge tweet, I made a cheeky 150% off the pump.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 19:05:18 2019 No.13634980 e t h e r e u m

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 19:23:22 2019 No.13635276 >>13634403 you are an absolute legend dude. pls give me a crypto ISDA so i can get into a 7,777,777 LINK long position ending in 2023. i'll give you 23% of the return. whadda ya say Elon?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 19:24:56 2019 No.13635297 File: 46 KB, 1200x600, babyelon.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13634403 why no eos?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 19:29:22 2019 No.13635357 >>13634403 your twitter is cringe.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 19:40:21 2019 No.13635489 >>13634403 BITTORRENT

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 19:41:56 2019 No.13635511 >>13634429 Probably another simulation

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 19:43:58 2019 No.13635536 >>13634547 source please, want to read based elon's history with my own eyes

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 19:51:59 2019 No.13635634 >>13634465 bumping for interest

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 19:53:44 2019 No.13635660 >>13635634 for fucks sake if you are losing your hair then its time to just shave it like a real man. srsly stop thinking like a woman about fucking hair.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 19:54:40 2019 No.13635672 >>13635511 >it's turtles all the way down

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 19:54:58 2019 No.13635674 >>13634403 How about a crypto app for Tesla cars?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 19:56:58 2019 No.13635698 >>13635660 No it was the only thing I had going for me. I WANT IT BACK!

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 20:03:51 2019 No.13635801 anyone remember when elon was posting and proceeded to market buy link on our request? It was the real elon.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 20:05:32 2019 No.13635830 File: 1003 KB, 1920x1080, grimes.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13634547 if he can engineer a rocket ship, why not a perfect robot waifu?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 20:05:38 2019 No.13635831 please tweet about ethereum again

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 20:09:03 2019 No.13635874 >>13634850 Computer duster

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 20:09:35 2019 No.13635883 TAKE ME TO MARS, PAPA MUSK

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 20:28:38 2019 No.13636115 thnx for pazazz

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 20:29:33 2019 No.13636133 File: 94 KB, 192x187, 1556996045271.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] how's the wife? also buy chainlink

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 21:28:04 2019 No.13636850 >>13634403 hi elon shills, contact how? me work together me no pajeet, truth spoken

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 21:30:58 2019 No.13636880 File: 122 KB, 960x720, 458E5729-5293-4BCA-9E98-5B0D94ABC6DF.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13634465 Here’s a “before” picture, just for reference

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 21:31:39 2019 No.13636890 >>13635674 tesla insurance quack

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 21:32:50 2019 No.13636906 >>13634403 We know you know

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 21:58:58 2019 No.13637236 >>13634403 Show dick with timestamp or gtfo summerfag

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 22:00:05 2019 No.13637248 something nice

>>	BTC 100K q4 2019 Mon May 13 22:00:37 2019 No.13637256 You heard of Quantum Glass Elon?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 22:02:49 2019 No.13637280 >>13634547 We’d make good buddies. I’d even go as far to calm him brah.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 22:03:59 2019 No.13637301 >>13634643 Sup big E? Gonna watch Chernobyl tonight?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 22:05:24 2019 No.13637315 what kind of cologne do you use elon? i would like to have your musk haha...ha...hmm...

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 22:05:36 2019 No.13637321 HI LON!

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 22:05:44 2019 No.13637323 >>13634547 imagine being elon musk's wife and pretending to have better judgement, just opened a short on women

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 22:06:39 2019 No.13637334 File: 288 KB, 521x509, link11.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13634410

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 22:07:27 2019 No.13637340 >>13634403 Just bought 3 $90 put contracts for jan 2020. Feeling quite comfy enron. Thx. > k bye

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 22:57:19 2019 No.13637853 >>13634547 And people wonder why a billionaire would consistently only be able to date shit tier women

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 22:59:29 2019 No.13637867 >>13634403 Tweet something to make TSLA go up.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 23:13:07 2019 No.13638003 Who's parents name their son "Elon"? Like seriously, did they play Guild Wars 2 Path of Fire?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 23:14:53 2019 No.13638023 >>13637340 >comfy >bought put contracts

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 23:16:50 2019 No.13638040 >>13634859 This. Tweet cheese

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 23:21:39 2019 No.13638092 >>13635830 Every time he tries, one of his employees tase him.

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