Consensus 2019

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Consensus 2019 Anonymous Mon May 13 09:20:37 2019 No.13625644 [Reply] [Original]

Hello Link Marines,

I am lucky to be attending todays conference and wanted to share some news I have heard with you.

I can't give away who I am and that is the reason I have covered part of my ticket for today. (Yes, I am from Pakistan)

Within the next few hours you are going to be blown away by the news that the Chainlink team will be revealing in just over an hours time. I think you should also congratulate yourselves on the connections that you have made, a lot of them are real.

Today is a day of celebrations for us all.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 09:23:21 2019 No.13625673 >>13625644 Oh yeah its all going to be another poo in the loo

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 09:24:13 2019 No.13625683 >>13625644 Based paki We are all gonna make it

Anonymous Mon May 13 09:26:12 2019 No.13625703

>>13625683

For those who notice it the girl who issued me my ticket told me they made printing errors on VIP passes for this years tickets, we was all having a laugh about it and someone told me if I post this you won't believe me anyway but it doesn't matter. This guy is right, we are all going to make it.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 09:27:24 2019 No.13625716 >>13625644 Thanks fren. Will not hold my breath for this one.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 09:28:11 2019 No.13625729 File: 27 KB, 200x200, 1557737840153.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13625644 > Paki > Bullish link news Anons I don't know how to react. Can a white person repost

Anonymous Mon May 13 09:29:48 2019 No.13625749
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>>13625644
>Within the next few hours you are going to be blown away by the news that the Chainlink team will be revealing in just over an hours time.

IT IS KNOWN

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 09:30:50 2019 No.13625760 OP, did you realise that it would be easy to Photoshop the banknote out so we can see what's hidden underneath?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 09:31:45 2019 No.13625767 So sick and tired of these larpers

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 09:32:53 2019 No.13625782 >>13625760 BDT q predicted this

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 09:33:41 2019 No.13625789 >>13625760 I may be from Pakistan but I'm not stupid :)

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 09:34:34 2019 No.13625800 >>13625789 it depends. if you are fasting, you are stupid.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 09:35:20 2019 No.13625804 >consensus 2018 nice try pajeet. maybe next year youll be able to afford once your shitcoins moon (spoiler: they wont)

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 09:35:20 2019 No.13625805 >>13625789 You're right, it doesn't work (shuts down Photoshop). If you're larping OP....

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 09:36:17 2019 No.13625819 >>13625804 Please read a thread properly before making comments that make you look silly.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 09:36:19 2019 No.13625820 >>13625703 Based. Reading this in my best paki accent. Those poo memes weren't me btw.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 09:37:37 2019 No.13625838 > >>13625819 oh my god he really is from pakistan

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 09:38:00 2019 No.13625846 >>13625819 You post a pass to event that's a year out of date, get called out and then call someone else stupid? Post a timestamp pic or take your $0.35 banknote and kindly go away.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 09:38:34 2019 No.13625855 >>13625644 Based. Trolling linkies now so easy that even poos can do it

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 09:39:17 2019 No.13625863 >>13625819 it says consensus 2018 in the VIP pass you dumb street shitter. 0/10 larp sage

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 09:40:11 2019 No.13625878 >>13625838 kek >islamic good manners

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 09:41:35 2019 No.13625888 >>13625846 >>13625863 It also says May 13th - 15th, 2019 so i don't need to take timestamps. Please read my second reply in this thread so that you also don't look silly.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 09:42:32 2019 No.13625907 >>13625888 At least the QR code works.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 09:43:56 2019 No.13625932 >>13625907 are you joking with me?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 09:44:33 2019 No.13625939 >>13625888 Checked. Give us a small hint based Pakistani man

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 09:44:53 2019 No.13625944 >>13625932 KEK PUT ME IN THE SCREENCAP!

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 09:45:18 2019 No.13625953 File: 435 KB, 1765x1112, fixed.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13625644 Here I fixed it for you so you can troll better next time, don't worry OP, no one will remember this thread in a few hours and you can repost this.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 09:45:48 2019 No.13625959 >>13625888 nice trips linkmarine. we don't really care that your from Pakistan - keep the thread alive for when Sergay speaks and let us know whats up.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 09:45:49 2019 No.13625961 >>13625907 >>13625932 Based paki made the sacrifice and possibly doxxed his ticket ID. Lmaoooo

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 09:46:14 2019 No.13625966 >>13625888 >Photoshop 2019 dates onto old pass, print and laminate >Post Link larp >Feel smug >Anon, you forgot to change the date on the main logo >Oh... it's a printing error, everyone in NYC was laughing about it! >Bullshit

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>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 09:49:18 2019 No.13626008 i thought sergey is speaking tomorrow? what time is he speaking today?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 09:49:44 2019 No.13626013 File: 6 KB, 487x423, 1486123077961.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] can you lot stfu and let me enjoy this LARP please i desperately need the hopium

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 09:50:07 2019 No.13626023 >this thread >not photoshopping the 2018 oh nononono OP probably red as fuck right now

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 09:50:55 2019 No.13626031 >>13625644 >>13625800 >>13625855 >>13625888 >>13625944 >>13625966 >>13625999 >all these digits....

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 09:51:44 2019 No.13626041 >>13626023 Its not photoshop sir I already explained it before you all started commenting. Perhaps you should try reading properly :)

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 09:52:35 2019 No.13626055 pakianon just tell us, enough with the games. It's all so tiring

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 09:54:08 2019 No.13626075 >>13626055 I am scared to quote a conversation that Sergey had with my team here in case there is concequences. I have to be somewhat vague which I hope you can understand. But trust me, we are going to enjoy this.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 09:55:11 2019 No.13626088 We need another anon attending to confirm whether the tickets are wrong or OP has been burning the midnight oil on Photoshop 2.5.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 09:55:42 2019 No.13626095 File: 59 KB, 500x400, F8F2D168-B0D8-4A4D-927B-24B077496F12.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13626041 >its not photoshop sir

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 09:56:24 2019 No.13626108 >>13626055 pakianon pls

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 09:56:45 2019 No.13626114 Fuck me, a triple and double dubs again! Truly, Vishnu has blessed this thread. OP, I believe you.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 09:57:45 2019 No.13626129 >>13625644 >>13625789 didn't cover up the QR code though did, Abdul Akhbar Mohammedstein.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 09:57:47 2019 No.13626130 >>13626055 Checked

Anonymous Mon May 13 09:59:18 2019 No.13626145

>>13625966
If i was going to photoshop 2019 onto one part of an old ticket then I would at least do the more obvious one in the middle as well.

When you go to lots of these events you see these things from time to time. When you make it you can maybe attend the next one and it might happen again if you are VIP :)

Anonymous Mon May 13 10:03:16 2019 No.13626194
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>>13626075
Thank you so much based Paki, you'll be called the Pakianon from now on, you'll be forever remembered for your duties, marine. It is an honour to stand with you!

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 10:03:17 2019 No.13626195 >>13625999 Lol

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 10:04:26 2019 No.13626205 >>13626145 Yeah, but you didn't though did you? We'll find out which one of us is wrong soon won't we? In the meantime, I hope you enjoy your time in NY.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 10:05:12 2019 No.13626212 File: 5 KB, 256x197, 89798789.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13625644 >I am from Pakistan >Within the next few hours you are going to be blown away

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 10:05:46 2019 No.13626218 File: 215 KB, 2048x1152, deluded arkie vip.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13625644 confirmed fake and gay https://twitter.com/fxthoorens/status/1127905463297814530

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 10:08:59 2019 No.13626246 >>13626218 >https://twitter.com/fxthoorens/status/1127905463297814530 He's not VIP :)

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 10:10:27 2019 No.13626268 >>13626246 Anon, c'mon. You should stop now.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 10:12:27 2019 No.13626286 >>13626246 Nice larp now back to shitting in the streets, Rajeesh.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 10:13:00 2019 No.13626301 I'm choosing to believe this based pakianon. This thread has been blessed by glorious digits and the vishnu.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 10:14:16 2019 No.13626317 File: 481 KB, 628x598, Screenshot 2019-05-13 at 15.13.07.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13626246 >ledger lanyard you dont even have the right lanyard ranpresh.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 10:17:32 2019 No.13626354 >>13626317 My one broke and we are told we have to wear our pass at all times. I was given a free ledger today and just swapped it over. I can't take pictures now as Sergey is about to speak.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 10:18:27 2019 No.13626370 >>13626194 Holy moly how much link do I need to hold to wife a girl like that?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 10:20:17 2019 No.13626389 >>13626354 OP, does your dad work at Nintendo by any chance?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 10:20:33 2019 No.13626396 >>13626370 About 50 paki dollars if you like suckin dick

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 10:21:28 2019 No.13626412 >>13626389 No my father passed away in Pakistan many years ago when I was young. I wish he could have seen the blockchain

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 10:21:29 2019 No.13626414 >>13625703 and you didn't put this into the original post because...? Go fuck yourself.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 10:23:55 2019 No.13626449 Is Sergey making us make it right now? What's he saying?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 10:24:25 2019 No.13626456 >>13626414 No one even noticed it before I mentioned it so the relevance of your post is 0 :)

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 10:26:05 2019 No.13626478 >>13626412 LMAO

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 10:28:03 2019 No.13626509 >>13626456 f l a w l e s s l a w l e s s

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 10:29:15 2019 No.13626527 >>13625644 Sergey is not speaking today Daneesh. What's the catch here

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 10:31:36 2019 No.13626552 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lv4teJ9gy-Q&feature=youtu.be

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 10:32:03 2019 No.13626558 >>13626527 He is speaking tomorrow in exactly 24 hours but the team are going to be making some public news very soon.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 10:33:31 2019 No.13626579 File: 95 KB, 592x1024, vduYuwKq.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13626558

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 10:36:15 2019 No.13626605 >>13626579 thats in like 3 hours?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 10:38:04 2019 No.13626627 File: 440 KB, 2518x828, 20190513_103555.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13626579

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 10:38:25 2019 No.13626631 Pakianon please let us knkw what that Surprise Presentation is a about

Anonymous Mon May 13 10:40:42 2019 No.13626655

>>13626631
My team heard it from Sergey himself, I am trying to have discussions with other people to see if this is something that has been only disccused with us. If i hear it from someone else what he told us then I will post it here, but it should be coming today. I just fear concequences for my team if I say something.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 10:45:45 2019 No.13626733 >>13626655 why make a thread you fucking dumbass.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 10:47:18 2019 No.13626756 >>13626558 So this is "twitter announcment" dude who fuckin cares at this point and why they would announce something significant on twitter, day prior before no1. player in their team is speaking ?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 10:47:24 2019 No.13626759 >>13626655 I really hope you can post something about it without consequences Stay holy Stay sainted

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 10:47:29 2019 No.13626760 >>13626733 Glad he did if legit. Why shouldn't he?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 10:52:47 2019 No.13626817 stayed up late for literally nothing reeee

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 11:04:01 2019 No.13626968 >>13625644 I choose to believe.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 11:10:53 2019 No.13627055 >>13626412 Snap - my dad died on Christmas Day when I was 7, no larp. Would he have liked to have liked to see the blockchain? No, he was a head chef, why the fuck would he be interested in crypto?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 11:12:41 2019 No.13627088 These digits... wos going orn?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 11:13:59 2019 No.13627109 I know it's bad form to check yourself but... look at my digits in this thread? Ganesh has wished bountiful tidings on us.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 11:14:39 2019 No.13627118 >>13627088 >wos going orn? you are having a stroke anon, the digits aren't real, get yourself to a hospital

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 11:16:15 2019 No.13627147 >>13627118 4 lots of dubs and a triple. They are real to me.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 11:17:32 2019 No.13627171 >>13625703 How many goats is "making it" in Pakistan?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 11:17:48 2019 No.13627175 >>13625846 Homie, it has 2019 in the second date marking. It is very possible this is a misprint. But nonetheless suspect.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 11:20:45 2019 No.13627228 >>13627175 Possible yes but very suspect.

Anonymous Mon May 13 11:26:51 2019 No.13627330

>>13627055
Imagine being a head chef knowing exactly where the ingredients you ordered came from and being assured of their quality every single time, without possibility for tampering of the tracking system which tells you these things. Would he not have been interested in that? If not then he was just a hack anyway.

Anonymous Mon May 13 11:27:58 2019 No.13627347

>>13625644
What the fuck did you just fucking say about ChainLink, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my crypto economics class, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret pump and dumps on BitBean, and I have over 300% confirmed gains. I am trained in gorilla fudding and I’m the top Link bagholder on etherscan. You are nothing to ChainLink but just another shitcoin. I will wipe your tokens the fuck out with ulosses the likes of which has never been seen before in these markets, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit about Linkies over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of Pajeets and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, no-linker. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your wallet. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can hack your private keys in over seven hundred ways. Not only am I extensively trained in memetics, but I have access to the entire hashpower of the blockchain and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little street shitter. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn brainlet. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 11:32:56 2019 No.13627429 >>13625644 ok dude dont bomb the place please

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 11:45:51 2019 No.13627698 >>13625644 how big is your link stack pajeet? also please try not to rape anyone or poo on the floor at consensus

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 11:49:12 2019 No.13627758 File: 315 KB, 1000x767, sergeyclown.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13625644 so this is what the army of pajeets fudding link spend all their money on huh?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 11:52:21 2019 No.13627816 >>13627758 We dont fud chainlink. We are very optimistic about its future :)

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 11:54:16 2019 No.13627851 >>13627698 I have 60k link. >>13627816 Are you from Pakistan too?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 12:00:15 2019 No.13627964 >>13627851 why is there no volume going up if the announcement is supposedly so big? why do you suck at larping so bad?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 12:01:39 2019 No.13627985 >>13625644 well you haven't said anything relevant so far. so drop something or piss off.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 12:03:11 2019 No.13628017 >>13627985 If you are too silly to work it out then it is not my problem. It is already a big hint in my first comment.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 12:10:24 2019 No.13628155 >>13628017 MS? Blink 77 times for affirmative.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 12:10:51 2019 No.13628164 Is this the news? https://entethalliance.org/enterprise-ethereum-alliance-releases-dff-chain-trusted-compute-specification-1-0/

Anonymous Mon May 13 12:12:04 2019 No.13628184

>>13628155
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>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 12:13:53 2019 No.13628222 File: 38 KB, 617x507, 1555836352893.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13628184 Oh fug

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>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 12:18:10 2019 No.13628302 >>13628184 MS 13 CONFIRMED We have pajeetfirmation, everyone!

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 12:18:18 2019 No.13628305 >>13628017 Can I have a hint to the hint, I can't see it.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 12:21:27 2019 No.13628366 based anon thank you for the posts! I’ll be in NY at the OpenLaw meetup

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 12:23:04 2019 No.13628400 >>13628017 >>13628305 Yeah theres nothing there. Just generic "you'll be blown away in the next few hours" talk. Theres nothing to dig deeper into.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 12:29:22 2019 No.13628535 Linkies are literally at the pathetic point of begging a pajeet with a photoshopped Consensus pass trying to scam with a QR code for breadcrumbs. Can you niggers get more pathetic than this? This will be very hard to top.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 12:31:29 2019 No.13628577 >>13628535 You Mom is hard to top

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 12:34:24 2019 No.13628634 >>13628184 why the fuck are you doing a thread if your saying nothing substential in it ? kys pajeet

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 12:41:42 2019 No.13628773 >>13628634 4chan is social media/twitter for antisocial people. He’s just bored and wants to feel special and affect other people’s lives

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 12:55:44 2019 No.13629028 Post a pic from inside the conference or fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 12:59:16 2019 No.13629090 >>13629028

Anonymous Mon May 13 13:12:05 2019 No.13629312

>>13629028
I'll do you one better since I am not inside anymore. Give me a bit of time and I will post a video one of my team members caught a bit of what sergey was saying. I'll get him to send me it so i can upload it. May need to edit so it is just sound depending on what video shows.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 13:16:33 2019 No.13629383 >>13628222 Oh chekt

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 13:18:18 2019 No.13629414 >>13629312 We await with baited linkies

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 13:18:35 2019 No.13629419 >>13629312 Please do not fail us anon. It’s all so tiring.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 13:20:04 2019 No.13629441 >>13629312 Please deliver op, please

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 13:25:11 2019 No.13629519 >>13629312 Do the needful sir.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 13:31:49 2019 No.13629621 im so fucking tired of this, every month is the same thing, everyday feels the same i cant even tell the days apart anymore

Anonymous Mon May 13 13:36:24 2019 No.13629701

>>13629312
and OP will never be heard from again. fellow linkies, don't take life seriously. if he's not a larp, cool. if he is, it makes no difference in a couple of months. have faith in the myriad of hours of research that you've done. remember why we are doing this.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 13:36:49 2019 No.13629705 >>13629312 If you deliver you might enter the Chainlink lore. You better deliver

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 13:38:15 2019 No.13629727 >>13629701 good point

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 13:44:14 2019 No.13629839 >>13629621 We knew this wasn't going to be easy anon, so bear the pain with us until we make it or seppuku ourselves with pictures of Sergey around the bloody floor

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 13:49:47 2019 No.13629936 >>13629705 It's just been sent, i cant show the video and I need to just crop sound bites because some stuff might come back to us. I will deliver it, bear with me I appreciate your enthusiasm

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 13:51:35 2019 No.13629958 >>13629727 Truly blessed ID my guru friend. Winning.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 14:04:49 2019 No.13630157 >>13629936 v excited if true, but please be careful and don’t dox yourself, based pakianon it’s been a long and tiring wait indeed

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 14:06:30 2019 No.13630178 >>13626354 >Sergey is about to speak 4 hours later. N O T H I N G

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 14:06:34 2019 No.13630179 File: 181 KB, 480x270, tenor.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Give us hopium paki anon. Also, be sure to edit your video, we don't want you doxxed.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 14:06:54 2019 No.13630183 >>13629936 just fucking say it. You dont need to post a video holy shit >>13630178 not today

Anonymous Mon May 13 14:18:40 2019 No.13630332

>>13630178
You need to stop being silly and either read the thread properly or go to Consensus website to see the schedule. English isn't even my first language but I can understand it better than you.

>>13630183
It confirms Microsoft cryptlets is a whitelabel for Chainlink. I'm snipping it about in an editor and uploading. I had to download software and wifi is not too good at hotel.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 14:18:54 2019 No.13630335 >>13629936 >>13629936 larping retard kys

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 14:25:24 2019 No.13630432 >>13630332 at this point i dont even care, microsoft themselves could yell out they are using chainlink and i feel like nothing will happen to the price

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 14:25:34 2019 No.13630439 >>13630332 if you need quick and easy sound editing software, use audacity fren

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 14:30:10 2019 No.13630515 File: 18 KB, 514x640, image0-2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13630332 Discord trannies are in full damage control, post it paki anon, make them regret they swinged their only chance.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 14:31:14 2019 No.13630527 >>13630332 Ok, if you are willing to edit the video and upload it then I'm willing to bump this thread and wait >inb4 rickroll youtube link or pregnant sergey

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 14:32:30 2019 No.13630547 >>13630527 I swear you fags fall for every single larp ever

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 14:32:55 2019 No.13630553 >>13630332 You literally said Sergey was about to speak you imbecile.

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OP's pass says Conensys 2018

It's 2019

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 14:34:13 2019 No.13630568 >>13629312 you fat fuck post the video right now. RIGHT FUCKING NOW

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 14:34:42 2019 No.13630578 >>13630563 Read b4 posting Also kys

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 14:35:12 2019 No.13630587 Post a foto from the toilet rooms @ consensus give us more hopium

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 14:35:30 2019 No.13630592 >>13630563 Read tread pls fren

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 14:35:30 2019 No.13630593 >>13630563 thanks you’re so smart anon

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 14:35:42 2019 No.13630596 >>13630547 >>13630547 Yeah but who would larp as a paki?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 14:35:58 2019 No.13630599 >>13630563 yep thats how desperate we are

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 14:36:20 2019 No.13630604 >>13630568 /watch?v=Lv4teJ9gy-Q

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 14:36:41 2019 No.13630612 File: 25 KB, 333x251, LiveLeak-dot-com-Screenshot_78_1536985053.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13630568 I want pregnant Sergey meme, paki anon. It's my only soft spot.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 14:37:07 2019 No.13630619 Unironically trusting a self confessed Paki, discord trannys we are on to you

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 14:43:15 2019 No.13630705 Ty based paki anon. Pls deliver.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 14:43:49 2019 No.13630711 ok it's ready just uploading it now. it's only 6mb but the upload speed is even worse than the download here on hotel wifi.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 14:44:54 2019 No.13630731 >>13630711 Please be larp, at this point I dont want to be rich anymore, I want memes..

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 14:46:45 2019 No.13630755 File: 48 KB, 600x600, b8900823-6abd-4668-bba8-b55b932967b9.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13630711 pee pee poo poo, stop stalling and deliver you shitskin

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 14:47:34 2019 No.13630764 >>13630711 4 minutes to upload 6mb? WHY ARE YOU FUCKER MOCKING US

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 14:47:37 2019 No.13630766 >>13630711 I will literally nuke Pakistan if you’re lying

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 14:47:52 2019 No.13630772 >>13630731 It's most likely gonna be some "funny" honk honk ehem ehem can I get your attention please shit on vocaroo.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 14:49:12 2019 No.13630794 >>13630711 GIVE CUM FOR MY MONEY BELLY

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 14:51:03 2019 No.13630820 GuIS ItSs StiL uPloaDIng hur dur

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 14:52:12 2019 No.13630834 https://vocaroo.com/i/s1R7KmP1ERoB

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 14:52:49 2019 No.13630844 >>13630834 Based

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 14:53:07 2019 No.13630846 >>13630834 MS CONFIMED

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 14:53:40 2019 No.13630853 >>13630834 HOLY SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT WE GONNA PUMP SOOOOOOOOOO HAAAAAAAAAAAAAARD

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 14:53:44 2019 No.13630854 >>13630834 Nooo, my linkies are gone !1!!!

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 14:53:51 2019 No.13630856 >>13630834 hilarious.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 14:54:07 2019 No.13630863 File: 1.91 MB, 267x260, 1557447089018.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13630834 Thanks

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 14:54:08 2019 No.13630865 >>13630834 I'M ALL IN!

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 14:54:40 2019 No.13630875 >>13630578 >>13630592 no explain how this pajeet managed to dupe you into accepting an out of date consensys pass as proof of larp hopium will do that to you

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 14:54:47 2019 No.13630877 >>13630834 >https://vocaroo.com/i/s1R7KmP1ERoB HOLLY SHIT IS HAPPENING STRAP IN

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 14:55:36 2019 No.13630891 File: 215 KB, 677x273, unknown-2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13630877 Checked

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 14:55:41 2019 No.13630893 >>13630834 HORRRREEEY SHIIEET MICROSOFT

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 14:55:55 2019 No.13630895 >>13630834 if i ever find you

>>	Im The Real Astro !L8dQx4TGuw Mon May 13 14:56:56 2019 No.13630907 File: 103 KB, 960x960, DvtHQHnX0AAaDeV.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] AHEM TING TING TING FUCK LINKIES AND FUCK JANNIES IM BACK

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 14:57:57 2019 No.13630923 >>13630834 HOLY FUCK MICROSOFT + LINK WOW WTF HOLY SHIT

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 14:58:11 2019 No.13630930 >>13630875 Nobody really believed it. Massive typo on ticket that was bodged together with a lanyard from a ledger plus claims of presentations today that aren’t scheduled for tomorrow. It was flawed from the start.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 14:58:21 2019 No.13630934 File: 84 KB, 500x500, Theres+no+hope+after+this+_6787f91a08042e5c2c993554f8c570d9.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13630907 based

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 14:58:32 2019 No.13630937 >>13630907 Based Astro

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 14:58:59 2019 No.13630942 >>13630907 ok

>>	Im The Real Astro !L8dQx4TGuw Mon May 13 14:59:02 2019 No.13630944 >>13630930 it was meant to be shit just like link

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 15:06:38 2019 No.13631056 why are you doing that with us?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 15:06:45 2019 No.13631060 File: 366 KB, 1080x1606, ruta3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13630907 >>13630944 go defend your honeypot pedo gf astro

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 15:11:02 2019 No.13631126 at least there is your qr code on the ticket from last year - may somebody can... Admit 1xVIP 0x71EhT721J

>>	Im The Real Astro !L8dQx4TGuw Mon May 13 15:11:51 2019 No.13631142 >>13631126 It's not difficult to make a QR code

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 15:13:27 2019 No.13631165 >>13631142 Fuck I thought you seppuku

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 15:13:50 2019 No.13631168 May you just don't thought about this, it seems to be unique

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 15:19:05 2019 No.13631245 >>13630834 Whats the name of the song? asking for a friend.

>>	Im The Real Astro !L8dQx4TGuw Mon May 13 15:19:42 2019 No.13631258 >>13631165 not my style

>>	Im The Real Astro !L8dQx4TGuw Mon May 13 15:20:44 2019 No.13631273 >>13631245 tunak tunak tun lol

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 15:23:25 2019 No.13631324 >>13630907 WB FREN -What is you plan to fud after link's rocket? I hope you still can provide some decent fud because i still get my checks to invest into link.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 15:24:09 2019 No.13631335 >>13631273 As a linky and a trans black man, this was a funny thread

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 15:24:43 2019 No.13631342 Well at least there isnt any Paki Linkers, they dont deserve to make it

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 15:26:02 2019 No.13631364 >>13631335 Degeneracy to the 3rd power.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 15:28:55 2019 No.13631408 >pakistani >blown away sounds about right

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 15:31:13 2019 No.13631441 >>13630907 hats off to you, based anon! linktards BTFO LOL

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 15:49:16 2019 No.13631702 >>13630907 That was a lot of time & effort, was it worth it?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 16:40:52 2019 No.13632519 Kys

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 16:42:14 2019 No.13632538 >>13630907 Based astro

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 16:58:22 2019 No.13632745 >>13630907 This is now an astro thread or you got banned again

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 17:38:31 2019 No.13633359 >>13631441 >>13632538 I see you're using your vpn again, faggot.

>>	Im The Real Astro !L8dQx4TGuw Mon May 13 17:41:49 2019 No.13633431 >>13633359 >thinking you can use vpns on 4chan hi newfag

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 17:54:40 2019 No.13633657 >>13633431 You've done it before, the proof is in the archives. And no, I'm not going to bother looking through all your cancerous posts to find it.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 17:58:02 2019 No.13633714 writing in an epic thread thanks sirs 10/10

>>	Im The Real Astro !L8dQx4TGuw Mon May 13 18:12:44 2019 No.13633979 File: 62 KB, 860x650, 4db.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13633657

Anonymous Mon May 13 18:14:12 2019 No.13634017

>>13625644
An asshole dicks with other people's emotions for fun, keep creating that bad karma brainlet as you are setting yourself up for something bad. You know those stories you hear about some unfortunate soul who met their demise in some freakish way, think about that for a bit.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 18:26:08 2019 No.13634275 >>13634017 Imagine admitting that you got emotional over a fake ticket holding Pakistani larp. The absolute state of you unhinged sperg

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 18:28:54 2019 No.13634332 >>13634275 I got emotional over nothing, what I see is a fucktard messing with people. He is an asshole and you are probably his girlfriend.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 18:32:20 2019 No.13634405 >>13634332 This is biz you faggot. If you dont like it go fucking post on reddit and down vote shit you dont like and write about your emotions there. This thread was funny as fuck and a 10/10 larp. Get a life you miserable cunt

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 18:37:21 2019 No.13634505 >>13630863 >https://vocaroo.com/i/s1R7KmP1ERoB kek

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 18:40:05 2019 No.13634560 >>13634405 Wow you seem to be getting a little emotional over a post on a board like Biz. Imagine being such a Brenda.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 18:40:18 2019 No.13634566 Jannies deleted astros comment saying fuck jannies and banned him for 3 days. The absolute state of fragile basement mommy tit suckling jannie egos. Ban me as well faggots I have infinite IP addresses.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 18:40:24 2019 No.13634569 File: 79 KB, 383x383, 1557748073332.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Topkek well done astro. Pleased there are no pakis on the internet once again.

Anonymous Mon May 13 18:50:40 2019 No.13634750
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>>13625644
>link "news" thread
>come few hours later
>astro tranny pedo who pays for gf experience thread

Really great one. I'm really happy that you came back here you attention seeking whore, i guess popular thread on /biz/ and this fame is the last thing you got in life.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 18:55:18 2019 No.13634823 >>13634750 > I'm REALLY happy that you came back He said if he makes you this happy then you need to get a life faggot

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 18:57:41 2019 No.13634862 >>13625644 >Paki We know you are lying.

Anonymous Mon May 13 19:39:20 2019 No.13635478

>>13634823
>He said if glarpbulghashuvnzjd
That's the sound you make when you choke on each others dick you tranny discord fags, who think they are relevant on this board.you are no different than daneesh , and quite frankly today, even your homo lover posed as one so A-you all fags B-you know brainwashed into pajeets on top of being trannies C-you think those larp threads are baiting anyone with 3 digit iq.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 19:40:23 2019 No.13635490 >>13635478 >Anonymous (ID: lRzNCxb2) now*

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 19:42:23 2019 No.13635520 File: 927 KB, 1506x1875, ew.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13633979 EW EW EW EW EW

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 19:46:03 2019 No.13635561 File: 49 KB, 396x756, mastermind troll.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13631258 >>13631273 tunak tunak tun tun tun tun da da da >get doxed >start create fake news link threads out of spite >get banned again tun tun tun tun da da da

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 19:47:50 2019 No.13635585 File: 14 KB, 1615x111, snitch.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] All of these are report that I found from warosu while googling /biz/ 4chan astro. try it out

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 19:48:50 2019 No.13635601 File: 14 KB, 1059x156, snitch2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] BRO MY DAD WORKS IN FBI

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 19:55:49 2019 No.13635681 >>13633979 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vTIIMJ9tUc8

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 19:58:25 2019 No.13635721 >>13635601 >>13635585 >taking the bait (You)

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 20:06:17 2019 No.13635840 >>13635520 Oh dear. Wonder if anyone has sent her deets to the irs for audit.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 20:17:03 2019 No.13635975 Someone give me a quick rundown of what’s going on

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 20:24:33 2019 No.13636054 >>13635840 they're all brits you mong

Anonymous Mon May 13 21:18:54 2019 No.13636759

>>13636054
Yeah astro is a britbong. Kurtastro is some random canadian. Biz is like "b-but they have the word astro in their name hurrhurr iz teh sem pebol" Their is some great autism and clever minds on this board and then there are those that think astro is a leaf.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 22:02:43 2019 No.13637278 >>13630834 Based and toiletpilled

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 22:11:15 2019 No.13637380 >>13625644 Fuck you

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