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>>13561753
are you vitalik?

>>13561753
it's gross, but i would even put in the the other hole, yours included

>>13561753
No one actually has sex, it's just a big inside joke.

>>13561782
Haha virgin. I had sex like a year ago. It's totally real and kinda cool.

>>13561768
I one time put my mouth on the other one and it didn’t even taste bad

>>13561792
kek nice larp
>>13561782
i had the worst time thinking it was real until i found out the truth when i was fucking 30 years old fuck me. always felt like missing out on something in my 20s

>>13561753
Sex is when you put your balls in her hole for more than one goal

>>13561882
fucking a girl in her 30s is nothing like fucking a girl who is 20ish. You did indeed miss out anon

Don't let the retards fool you, pussy is fucking gross and smells ever worse.

>>13561904
Women in their 30s are much more relaxed and open to things than women in their 20s. You're missing out.

sex is the most overrated shit

>>13561924
alongside cocaine

>>13561931
Cost about the same too

sex is nice the first two times you doggie a new girl BUT seeing green candles when it is altocin session is WAY BETTER

>>13561920
They're also used up, loose and have had many more partners by that time.

>>13561955
this

>>13561961
that's racism
women are not objects

>>13561955
This

>>13561758
Vitalik is ALPHA.

>> Speaks loudly and confidently while his colleagues mumble their way through presentations
>> Square jaw
>> Multi-millionaire
>> Emerged as natural project leader
>> Can rap

Vitalik doesn't take shit off anybody, least of all thots. He stands up for himself and speaks his mind.


His Russian papa redpilled him early. Showed him early that sluts are irrelevant to a good life. Self-actualization, math and leading men are where it's at.

YFW you realise Vitalik is way more Alpha than you.

What a bunch of fucking fags you gays are!!

I list my virginity at 15
Ive had two 3 somes
I've fucked , sucked girls at work plenty of times got kinda tired of it.
Ive fucked in my car while driving slow ofcourse don't want to crash.
I've fucked in fitting room stalls that was fun.
Ive fucked on the beach at night. That kinda sucked
Ive fucked in the mountains. That was fun felt like a wild beast.
I've made girls eat their pussies for me while i filmed it. I loved that shit.
I've eaten some really good pussy. Probably 2 bad ones.
I enjoy when i tell a girl to finger herself and then to suck on her fingers while i drink my beer and smoke my smoke while I film that beautiful cunt.
Fucking is the BEST thing in life you bunch of fucking LOSERS!!

I LOVE PUSSY
I've had soo much nice young tight pussy in my life and im a MANLET!!

>>13562089

I know this is bait but I’ve actually met people irl who talk like this kek

>>13562089
show us the proof

>>13561753
T. A 30 year old virgin

Proof!! Hold on while i bring this beautiful pussy for you to see...

>>13561961
Vaginas are like rubber bands dumbass

>>13562089
same, except I lost my virginity at 22
>>13561991
all women are whores
>>13561924
if you have ever had sex, it was probably bad sex. good sex is life changing
>>13561920
30+ y/o pussy is loose, and their skin is weird and baggy. It's disgusting. Stop fucking grannies.

>>13561955
This, literally nothing compares mentally to a big pump

>>13561991
Women are adulteresses, whom desire to be wholly seduced. The enemy of a Man is in his household.

>>13562260
yes, they get loose and crusty over time and heavy abuse

my teen years went like this...

girl is waiting for me to pick her up
girl jumps in car goes straight for my 5.75 willy
girl starts sucking
girl tells me she has no under ware
i ask girl why .girl says wants to get fucked no time for under ware
girl did not like to swallo i changed that
girl tells me to cum all over her face she rubs it all over
girl wants me to do her in the ass. I'm not into that so i pass , but a few days later i stick it in her ass. I enjoy seeing her facial expression when i fuck her in the ass so now i fuck girl in the ass all the time.
her name was esmeralda.

>>13562010
>Vitalik doesn't take shit off anybody, least of all thots.
Can confirm, was at an ethereum hackathon and this chick walked up to him while he was on his phone by himself (pic related).
She says "hi" and he responded with "i'm busy" and she walked away.

>>13561753
It's gross but it feels good

>>13562455
unironically alpha asf

how many times do you have bisches walking up too you and saying hi and u brush them off?

>>13561753
If you have to ask you’ll never know

>>13562290
sex is for reproduction anything else is just glorified masturbation
unless you have a child you are a virgin

>>13562477
Sexual desire literally overwrites disgust in your brain (to a point)

>>13562477
>gross
if you fuck a landwhale

I don't even know how normies transition from point a to point b - that is, once you've gotten her alone in a room, how you negotiate getting naked and entering her. Or is it mostly nonverbal at that point? (and being autistic, I'm terrible at nonverbal)

>>13562494
Happened to me a couple of times cuz I was too autistic to realize she wanted to get fucked. Probably the same thing goes for vitalik

begin to talk to a new girl at work . she's about 5-7 115lbs great body but i did not realize that till i have her completely naked . i took interest in her because she would always make small talk with me and would always smile and laugh at my dumb jokes. I ask her to come over to my place one i figure out shes into me. shes 19 years old glasses wearing nerdy girl . i like that shit for some reason plus my exprience the quiet ones are the freaky ones. invite her to my place for some drinks while driving over i get a very sexual weird vibe from her. so i ask her if she likes girls she says not really but it depends on the mood . i ask what will get her in the mood she says if shes tipsy. I say what gets you tipsy ,she says Jack Daniels i hate Jack daniels but i make a quick stop at the liquor store . I ask her if shes down to party with my roommate and his girl who is bi. She says sure. I call my roommate and tell him to bring his girl. We get home start drinking and then. my roommate's girl begins kissing her and slowly undressing her while my roommate and i enjoy the show. she takes of her shirt and begins to suck on those beautiful tits. we get tired of tit sucking so we tell her to eat that pussy. she begins to slowly work her way to her pants and starts to lick her on her pussy over her pants she then removes the pants and licks th pussy over the panties. i then realize this girl has a sexy slim body i get turned on even more now. we tell her to start sucking on that pussy now. my girl is just moaning and moving around with great pleasure i get up and take out my willy and put it in her mouth while at the same time my roommate's girl is eating her pussy....this is fucking boys... this is what its about great experiences like this god that girl had a great body but her pussy taste a bit weird not smelly or bad , but it was a different taste that i have never experienced. anyway we stopped because she felt bad for her bf.

>>13562010
that's why I'm invested in Ethereum, lmao

This is for all the virgins out there. Even if your not fucking if u can just get in bed with a chick, cuddle up all close. Get her feeling $Hot, you can feel the warmth getting thrown off her pussy and you can smell it too. That shit turns me on like no other uggh. I had a girl start touching herself on me once $$$$$$

>>13561955
This

>>13562010
unironically agree with this

meh, sex was great the first 8 times i had it with different women, then after that it became so fucking meaningless that i prefer to fap these days or buy a hooker

also i seem to get a cold everytime i get sex nowadays, fuck im old

>>13561955
This is true, making money is much more euphoric than sex. Furthermore, sex is only good with women you actually like and will enjoy sharing a bed with afterwards.

>>13561955
Checked and truth

>>13562424
Ranjeet are you really going to use your daily 15 minute break from shilling coins to LARP?

>>13561753
Mod-chan, what does this have to do with bijinesu desu

>>13561955
This but unironically

/biz/ is infested with fags grooming little boys.

>>13562424
Nobody's fucking name is Esmerelda

I got a lil dick I only fuck high school, hoes too stretch out these days from neglect and joe momas dildo. your taught sex is wrong so it's doesn't work anymore switched off

>>13562606
i was stuck with this for awhile when i was younger, here's my findings.
unless you're already making out or discussed fucking beforehand you can't just jump into it, have to ease into it but it depends on the situation.
when you end up with her alone, there was some motivating factor that got you both together there right? maybe you invited her over for something like you wanted to watch a movie together or some shit. Use that.
offer her a drink or something. put a movie or some music on, sit down on a couch and invite her to sit next to you, then you can transition this into wrapping your arm around her, look her in eyes, if she seems into it go for the kiss. there's clear signs if she's not into it, like her body turning away, looking disgusted, etc.. it's a good sign if she leans into you. once you're making out you're golden to start putting your hands on her hips, then escalating by pulling her clothes off, then banging, or as far as you're both willing to take it.
or just talk with her and sit next to her, be flirty and shit, try to feel out how she thinks about you by talking, don't shy away from a little (nonsexual) body contact because it's obvious and weird if you do.
it all depends though, she could be really cool and you can be like "wanna make out?" and skip a lot of the bs. or she could be overly friendly and not see you that way, in which case just drop it.

>>13562612
>immediately cock blocking yourself by bringing over another guy and girl
>best you get is a mediocre half blowjob
>this is what life is all about guys
If you just chilled alone with the girl you could have fucked her, but you invited too many people and she took the easy out and bailed before it got too far

what the fuck am i reading

reevaluate yourselves and stop worshiping thots, you will never make it until you do

>>13561955
checked and based
money > sex
having a good workout from being fit > sex

I’m a sex addict and a master of pussy so now before me incels.

>>13563408
now