/biz/ - Business & Finance

Comfy how do I go about starting an internet talk show?

>>13549063
reminder for add
Free in depth technical analysis charts:
http://www.tradingview.com
https://www.koyfin.com/

next thread

DONNNNNNNNIE

>>13549063
What economic school understands the economy the best? - /smg/ mini-survey.

Good edition

>>13549062
I actually have a new completely unrelated talk show now! 50 subscribers in the last month :3
None of you will EVER hear it

>>13549063
Guys, what's cheap now?

Can somebody tell me when lptx has their next catalyst and what it is?

>>13549084
Leningrad

>>13549084

>>13549097
Results of clinical trials announced on May 12th.

>>13549090
We don't care about your unrelated talk show, we want financial markets and shit, and I'm just the asshole to do it.

>>13549084
MMT

>>13549084
Bazorkian Neo Megalithic Demi-Feudalism

>>13549112
> not being a complete Globohomo
that's a yike from me dawg

>>13549120
What will you call it?

>>13549084
JUDAISM

shill me divvy frens
looking at picking up $main or $o right now for monthly bang bucks

dont think
Market Buy into bowl america today

>>13549135
ITW

>>13549112
Based Austrian

INUV

>>13549117
Oh cool. Time to start loading the boat I suppose.

Will we all make it bros?

>>13549084
It doesn't really matter, the stock market is more dependent on whatever the Fed is doing. Just buy and sell stocks. Avoid listening to LCIguy when he talks about longing obvious pumps and dumps.

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

>>13549090
>50 subscribers in the last month
damn you must have a lot of family members

>>13549180
goddamn it

Company is expanding operations in Vietnam, do trade deals fuck with this? Nam is cool with us right? They have some pretty good food.

>>13549148
After getting fucked by /smg/ so many times, surely this is the time it will work, right?

>>13549130
>Kol ha’olam kulo gesher tsar m’od v’haikar lo l’fached klal: The whole world is a narrow bridge, but the essence, (really… the crux of the matter), is not to be afraid
>(Rabbi Chaim Nachim of Breslav)

>>13549117
No no no... not now, not in this anti pharma antibiotech environment...

>>13549169
Done nothing but go down since Friday.

Stupid question, I'm holding some .50 NVAX calls and they seem to be heading for a reverse split. Does this mean that I'm super duper in the money or does the contract change to account for this?

>>13549063
>been seeing a goth pierced n tattoo'd redhead for a month (when asked if we are dating or fuckbuddies we both shrug and say idk)

>these DF anime memes are making me want to call up an ex of mine who is a (recent) milf, so i can drink from her titties, just to try it

I might need to stop coming to these threads, the stock advice is starting to not be worth the cost to my soul

then again, human milk is supposedly great for muscle growth (and digestion)...

>>13549090
can we at least see a blurry misleading screenshot that gives no valuable information whatsoever?

>>13549084
whichever one is currently making me the most profits

>>13549135
WM, LMT, HON, BA, SMG, DOW, F, MSFT

or the easy 4: SPY, DIA, QQQ, IWD
or use leveraged versions if you like to panic

>>13549182
well he is Mormon....

>>13549187
>No no no... not now, not in this anti pharma antibiotech environment
With LPTX its going to be a moon mission either way.

>>13549164
Austrians are great, because they focus so much on laying the groundwork for conditions of possibility, meaning, how is exchange and economy even possible. What are their necessary conditions.
I have been neglecting Hayek, my least favorite Austrian, but I am currently reading through his major works.
https://mises.org/library/monetary-theory-and-trade-cycle
(https://mises.org/library/prices-and-production))
was a good read!

http://webhome.auburn.edu/~garriro/
I also enjoyed his writings, Hayekian Macro (http://webhome.auburn.edu/~garriro/b3beyond.htm))

>>13549194
>>13549194
Kekkled, Solid image.

Also, fuck you for bragging so hard. I hope shes one of those fat red heads at least, most of the tatted up ones are.

>>13549187
>>13549199
it doesn't matter what environment the market is in, it matters what the actual results of the clinical trial are

>>13549148
>bowl america

>>13549194
>then again, human milk is supposedly great for muscle growth (and digestion)...
Can confirm. Fed my wife oatmeal and fenugreek for the first year after the last one was born creating a huge surplus (and huge tiddies). Gained 25 lbs of muscle that year.

>>13549189
May 15th Is the merger

>>13549194
>well he is Mormon....
Is he though? or is he just surrounded by them?

>>13549129
Comfy I thought you were coming to california....

just went all in on AYX, how fucked am I come friday?

Just bought more TVIX when I should be buying borger at wacdonale!

>>13549214
Do you make these yourself qt?

>>13549208
>[DCA’s internally]
I love losing moneeeeeyyyyy!!!

>>13549187
I promise I wont sell into your market order and use the proceeds to pay for robinhood gold

>>13549214
Bull

>>13549091
radient technologies inc and stenocare

>>13549260
>paying for free shit
Just pay a real broker tho?

>this strong bottom buying
someone trying REALLLY hard not let market super crash

>>13549246
god... am wishing could
hand more retarded than chuwawa with terrets

thanks for the cheapies ath buyers

>>13549063
kek, wall of pasta in the OP. Well done.

>>13549207
>I hope shes one of those fat red heads at least, most of the tatted up ones are.
she absolutely is, but i like a phat ass
she plays xbawx1 more than me (then again i havnt used mine in almost 2 years besides netflix), and according to facebook she might have been a dyke in highschool (idk if thats good or bad...)

but shes on birth control, and makes good money, so cant really pass on that

>>13549215
what if that girl loves to go take painkiller/benzo as often as she can get them?
my guess is that the drugs would cancel out (or worse) any benefits milk would have....
also avoiding her husband would be a pain in the ass...
on top of the many ethical complications...

>>13549222
>>Is he though? or is he just surrounded by them?
idk, he was in idaho, might not be now?

DDDDDRRRRRRRRRRRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMPPPPPPPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>13549277
it's a market made dip to allow (((them))) to buy before no tariff tweet.
r-right guys?

>>13549277
PPT, activate!
>nice bird!

>>13549215
based

>>13549276
cause I like robincuck and its one of the cheapest margin rates

>>13549281
>my guess is that the drugs would cancel out (or worse) any benefits milk would have....
Probably not. Not much of that stuff goes into milk. Honestly women can drink when they breastfeed and it's not bad for the baby in any measurable way.

vix is +30% and bitcorn is mooning still

>>13549319
BYND still rising.

>>13549189
The acquisition will be a cash-and-stock transaction valued at approximately $2.22 per share of Inuvo common stock based on 34,077,624 common shares outstanding and restricted stock units that will immediately vest upon closing. Inuvo shareholders will receive $0.45 per share in cash and stock valued at an estimated $1.77 per share, or approximately$75.5 million in total consideration.

>>13549190
While a stock split adjusts the price of an option's underlying security, the contract is adjusted so that any changes in price due to the split do not affect the value of the option.
Im holding some in NVAX too, I'm still seeing estimates of $1.50 by the end of the year, though i dont know how thats gonna play out with the ridiculous 20-1 reverse split they are pulling.

I use Dunning-Krueger analysis for all my trades

H-holy baka I erased all my gains in my IRA!

DO I START JUST FUCKING SELLING?!

OH NO MY GDOT GAINSSSS!!!

even McDonald’s going down a bit?

>>13549319
I can’t believe I sold at 5.8k yesterday... am retard. No gf loooser forever.

>>13549313
>borrowing money to trade
For reals?

>>13549187
>The one who knows does not speak; the one who speaks does not know. The wise man shuts his mouth and closes his gates.

>>13549263
Smells like BS

Oh my gord I just LCI’d like I VSTM’d and LPTX’d. Should’ve taken my gains, but I increased my position and now I’m bagholding yet again. What an idiot.

>>13549352
So primitive. Can you believe the Jews didn’t even see women as equals?

>>13549381
kijun moved up to 287, but

>>13549391
>>13549381
please let the market bounce from here so I can post about this for eternity

Heh, at least my DF shares are green.

>>13549346
>For reals?
thats right, if Im 100% in stocks for the upcoming golden bull I need the extra to make skillful day trades and scalp my holdings

>>13549295
(IMO atleast)
no one know why it dumped ATM or in octoba

"trade deal" has absolutely nothing do with anything
there some invisible infectant out there whose untraceable but symptoms very evident

>LCI
bliss

>>13549385
>Can you believe the Jews didn’t even see women as equals?

I don't really care, bro.

buy gold, vix, and bitcoins. i dont want my favorite retards to lose money.

>>13549426
stock goes up 111% in 6 months.. has a pull back
>bliss

you really are retarded aren't you?

>>13549365
look it up yourself. I've made 100% with Stenocare in just one month and it's gonna go 10x times in the next 3 years. Cannabis is the king of the 2020s

>>13549437
salt mine

> U.S. TO DEPLOY B-52 BOMBERS TO MIDEAST OVER IRAN CONCERNS

>>13549437
I'll buy 1000 shares if it goes below 7. I think you're right about it being undervalued but I like getting profits

>>13549419
All these IPO’s pulling money out of the market and spooking peoples isn’t good. And no one really trust trump brinkmanship. Aaaaaand euro slow down. And Canada is literally MadMax right now. Maybe that contributes?

>>13549409
Ratsu is trying to get me to buy bowling alleys? I don get it.

>>13549466
I actually sold some shares yesterday at 9.22 sold some calls and bought some puts.. it actually worked out nicely

>>13549391
things look fine to me atm

~281 or ~274 if kijun breaks

>>13549344
>I like gambling because my trust fund affords me too!
Fucking zoomers

>>13549433
How do i mine, buy a cheap ($500) rig, or build own?
can i mine on personal PC while im not using GPU or CPU for anything else besides tradingview and a few dozen tabs of ((4chan(nel)))?

>>13549461
old news, was on yahoo sunday afternoon ffs

>>13549469
are any of the overpriced housing markets (Australia, NewZealand, London, Vancouver, toronto, SF, NYC(probably never NYC) deflating recently/currently?

that seems like a big one, but its wayy too obvious (and china could be a major contributor to some of them)

what kind of black swan events are we facing? (the eternal question...)

>>13549482
You piece of shit... you actually trimmed while telling everyone to hold for 15, 20, 30? Dude. I mean sure I agree with taking profits but at least be honest about it.

>>13549501
first time as a tragedy, second time as a farce, third time __________?

>>13549501
Yes actually, I did hear about Bay Area Real estate having a harder time selling than usual, I think prices dropped very slightly.

pretty happy that I actually got something TA-related right

>>13549391
>>13549381

>>13549084
stock market is a scam just like the entire system our economy is based on, all you can do is abuse it while it still works

Spider silk company opening new facility to expand production in vietnam!

It’s the only pick I’ve made that’s working right now :)

>>13549505
I just bought back more.. and the amount I trimmed was only a couple hundred shares which I just bought back and the calls I sold i bought back.. the puts i bought i just sold...

I trade around a core and I'm holding that core till $30

>>13549469
Buy my bowling Ally
Dont you want that solid 5% yield

pls frens >>13549230

>>13549551
LCI could do a lot for their stock if they released a statement on the FUD lawsuits the shorts are spreading.

>>13549562
I told myself I wouldn’t listen to /smg/ anymore... except when it says things I understand like “oh shit this just out from Liteheiser!! buy vix!!”

We might make it bull friends

Seriously frens, things are good with Vietnam, right?

>>13549551
That’s not the same as “iron hands, hodl!”

>>13549576
They might not want to disclose any details of it since it's an ongoing case with other pharma companies..

Imo.. this kind of shit happens all the time and nothing ever comes of it.

>>13549589
I'm still holding

>>13549524
>>not cramming a dozen things into one image
never going to make it tbqh

>>13549461

>>13549524
you did okay but there concept you need be introduced to now that you making TA based calls:
MAE and MFE (just google)

your call had like 50 points of MAE (because SPY bounced all way to 294ish)
which isn't necessarily bad or good YET
we need see what MFE now before can truly judge

>bought yesterday
>no more buying power to buy cheapies today
such is life

tfw 'took out 20,000 in loans lmao guys' anon was just trolling us

>>13549628
Yea why didn't he show up?

>>13549599
>smooth penis index

gets me every time

>>13549599
it looks tortured

>>13549669
I like where this going.

>>13549579
Smg is always right
Ignore stockwits boiler room shills and only buy from Veterans like Bagholderextreme

>>13549614
more importantly indicators are quite useless, you need to code them into backtestable strategies, and then even more importantly you need to understand backtested results if they are reliable and forward tradeable (most are not) and what kind of results (optimal win ratio, sharpe etc.) to look for

still salty i got into this late i had 70k in cash in early 2016 but i was a retarded 19 year old and only put in like 3k

>dude debt lmao

>mfw china dumping all their stocks to hurt the american market

Damn DFFN made my day, love making profit off bag holders. Bulls make money, bears make money, pigs get slaughtered.

>>13549618
this is literally me

>>13549717
WAKEY WAKEY

I think I’ve gotta just fuckkng crash out. I think my down stocks are going downer, I can buy back lower.

I’ve just gotta sacrifice one testicle on LCI so I don’t lose the whole shebang.

>>13549720
Based Cramerposter

>>13549699
I had a friend in 2014 that told me to get into the stock market, and I disregarded him. I got in late 2017.

>>13549717
Do you realize how stupid that sounds?

MOmmy save me

>>13549599
You haven't drawn enough random trend lines for it to be stocktwits-approved

>>13549731
its like midnight in china retard

senpai pls >>13549571

Are we going to deliver some freedom to the oppressed Iranian people?

>>13549749
I don’t even know if this Asia juul thing is good news. Something happened with iQos in Japan, I think something bad. I might sell now and buy back in later.

I’m making so many mistakes this week...

When are they removing this stupid PDT rule so I can make more profit?

why didnt you listen
>>13548784

>>13549765
I hope not, but that whole terror org designation thing has me worried

>>13549754
Bugs never sleep.

SQQQ SQUAD
WHERE
WE
AT

How's this? I'm looking at the Uber IPO on Friday

>>13549614
>>13549690
intredasting
good to read/learn about in my spare time while I just sit around and hodl my GALT as usual

>>13549768
>Something happened with iQos in Japan,
I've not heard anything like that, other than it's seen moderate success there. Do you have a link?

>>13549795
I haven’t looked into it, the Bonnie herzog the Wells analyst mentioned it while asking a question on the earnings call and it sounded bad to me.

Help me frens. Is the market going to trash me if o stop watching it and go to the gym?

I’m getting the feeling I should sell today, but tomorrow, sell Friday, then go away.

>>13549809
Probably this, which just makes me more bullish on them aggressively expanding into the rest of Asia. Grab that first mover advantage
https://www.google.com/amp/s/mobile.reuters.com/article/amp/idUSKCN1MX06E

>>13549690
yes but itchy cloud one of more solid, easily backtestable strategies out there
have been running one for ES_F and EUR/USD for awhile now

but yeah it HUGE pain to maintain strategies over time, EURO strat lasts 2-3 weeks before need to readjust
BUT ES_F strat needs be updated every few days

pic related was 65% profitable on sunday but has slid massivly since havent done any maintenance to it

>>13549112
>globalism more than nationalism
Fucking communists

>>13549852
Ooooo very bullish

But I don’t think it’s going up in the short term. Maybe I should sell covered options?

Today may suck but if you want a good laugh tune into LYFT tanking today after hours and laugh at the bagholders at 80 still
At least you aren’t THAT stupid

No! we lost sight on 26,000

>>13549844
Just set stop losses if you're that concerned

>>13549658
the code is actually useful, ive made a few index indicators based off of it

>>13549669
my other monitor has wierd aspect ratio, and it is apparently darker than my main

>>13549753
to be fair most of it is from one indicator that is messy

“Although addressing climate change is a responsibility that Congress has entrusted to other agencies, the Federal Reserve does use its authorities and tools to prepare financial institutions for severe weather events.”
- Powell

just

>>13549942
How tho
If there’s a tornado or earthquake, he’s just gonna throw cash at it and fly away?

>>13549893
Volatility is high, so it's not a bad idea

>>13549955
make it rain.

>>13549855
bollinger bands and naked trading is all you need
everything else is trickery

>>13549942
just decrease the interest rates jerome

quit fucking around

holy fucking

>>13549457
Cant wait for the inevitable nolstalgia advertising
“Got reefer madness?”

HERE WE GO AGAIN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>13549505
Dude LCI guy never posts his shit you should know by now he just lies out his ass and retroactively acts like he did the right thing

>>13549765
God I hope so. I would make huge "freedom" gains.

>>13549562
Bro rich uncles will give you 6% or more and is safe as fuck for now as people cant stop throwing money at them

press f to dab on bears

>>13549482
>>13549505
>>13550026
What a cunt.

plz uncie powell inflate our currency to levels so bad that it puts Weimar germany to shame.

>>13550018
this is why dollar cost averaging is the best solution. I have no emotion when the market is down. my gut is telling me to tap into some of my emergency savings to get cheapies, but i'll stick with the tried and true. also my divvies automatically DCA for me too.

> tfw haven't posted in these threads since December

made over 85K I hope you all took profits by now because we're back to pink wojak season

>>13549993
The rates are already cut. He already listened to Trump.
He told you we needed more hikes. You didnt listen and wanted this fake ass bull run, because of MAGA or whatever retarded bullshit you ballwashers tell yourselves. You were warned the market would eventually correct itself.
This is the future you asked for you greedy shit. I hope you enjoy licking your god emperor's boots while living outside on the streets.

>>13550029
this is how you get rogue nations plotting economic coup with bitcorns and actually btfoing america with it.

why are you guys so shortsighted with your money?

>>13550046
F

AMD is dropping a little too hard, right? Seems like a buy when it bottoms out

>>13550053
dca is literally buying the falling knife. this market won't last forever and you'll be the retarded bagholder.

CONGRATS.

>>13550052
>implying we aren't already at Weimar levels of poverty, inflation and degeneracy

You know what comes next.

based

>>13550018
NUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>13549992
BBs are just standard deviation trickery though...

>>13550046
y-you mean bulls... right?

>>13550067
Yep I’d buy now if I wasn’t already holding INTC calls but definitely a good buy in fact STM and MU are also great buys CY just went on the dip also and they may be the retarded step cousin of he semiconductor stocks but they have potential after those earnings

God one can only dream

>>13550026
You’re so fucking right. I can’t believe I just got big5’d, even after seeing that ominous comic.

I hate to cut right now, but the opportunity cost of cheapies will be too great, I’m afraid.

>>13550093
? the problem is that we don't have enough inflation. that's why the market is crashing.

here comes the slaughter.

>>13550109
What about lam? Got that divvy and Schwab got it at an A.

Got LCI at an A too...

>>13550061
dont @ me again you berniecuckboi

>>13550101
monthly bbs are 100% infallible dont ever say that again

>>13550061
I've actually been longing crude for months, Iranian naval blockade and subsequent skirmish or regime change would be icing on the cake. I've also got Bitcoin, so if they do anything like that I'd still make money.

>>13550112
sell now and chase later

LCI going to $30

You can listen to all the bashers just like all the other idiots that listened to them under 4 and missed gains... go ahead.. listen to them and watch as an easy trade passes you by and gains another 200% while you sit on your hands because you decided to listen to an anonymous basher and not do any DD yourself.... Enjoy.

>>13549326
When can i buy options?

>>13550143
i got bitcoins too, so idc if market crashes as well. i don't think that an iranian embargo would raise oil price that much though, america have been nationalizing its oil production rather than importing oil for a while.

*ahem* Settle down, muhfuggus
CHECK CHECK
CAP THE NASDAQ IN THE DICK
BITCH MA WALLET GETTIN THICC
S&Ps TRADIN LIKE A BITCH
BULLKEKS FINNA FLINCH

t. literally went all in on TVIX with 35k in savings

sometimes i wonder how a person can simulatenously be both red and bluepilled

>>13550149
Filtered

>S&P closed at 2,932.47
>Nasdaq closed at 8,123.29
>Nikkei closed at 21,923.72

>932
>329
>923

>stock market crashes 500 points that next day

What a completely and totally unexpected coincidence!

Why do newbies always see a cup and handle in everything?

>>13550179
It wouldn't materially affect the costs of oil more than 10%, but it would cause a huge speculative spike.

>>13549063
How quaint!
Nice copy pasta; how are you not the same as thos guys who post
"What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills." blah blah

AAAAAH WHY DID I SELL MY BTC YESTERDAY AND BUY GARBAGE TODAY!!!

>>13550194
T. Zoomer who was born after the matrix came out.
>>13550215
What? What are you implying with those numbers?
>>13550224
Literally that’s the point
>>13550222
Nice diggity digits.

So there's a bear taking a shit in the woods, and along comes a hare. So the bear is all like, "Hey Rabbit does shit ever get stuck on your fur?" "Oh contraire," said the hare 'That's really quite rare." So he wipes his ass with the rabbit.

>>13550241
good joke i like it

>>13550222
fair enough

sweet really glad i went all in today

BUY UP SSO AND QLD DURING THIS DIP

LETS GO

>>13550215
based schizoposter

im down $2900 on the day

>>13550149
Sold today with a cool 22% gain. Am satisfied. Why you keep saying go long. It's a pump and dump.

I’ve gotta sell. I should sell, right? I mean, how hard would your dick be if you could get tim at 190 and bili at 16?

>Boeing murders passengers
>J&J poisons unborn babies
>Bayer gives cancer to janitors
>Nestle pollutes oceans

dab on their graves
buy more cheapies
pay me divvies

>>13550238
Whenever they do something, the day prior always has a bunch of 9s, 2s, and 3s in it. The odds of those 9s, 2s, and 3s all showing up in those three market prices and also be together like that are .0347%.

>>13550149
>LCI going to $30
LOL the fucking DOJ is on their asses now, this company is toast.

US 3 month and 10 year treasuries are .014 points from inversion.

>>13550290
pic related

>>13550290
I'm only up 19 bucks today on a 200 investment.

the road to 25k seems long and hard.

wow total free fall

nasdag down 200 points

>>13550296
please stop trading.

>>13550069
well i have 400K in this market making me over 20K in passive income every year and my dividend companies keep hiking their dividends (even through the 2009 recession) so I guess i'll just have to live with the fact that I'm probably going to have an increasing stream of passive income well into my retirement. Sad!

>>13550319
On that same path. It gets easier as time goes by. Grind for now

>>13550290
Barely beating inflation in bonds

>>13550337
>american market will last forever!
you deserve the rope, and you're already strangling yourself in it kek.

>>13550358
Any reason to think it wont?

>>13550296
I think that’s just how fractions work man...

>>13550294
You think you can build an airplane and stop diaper rash?

Show some fuckkng respect.

>>13550358
>70 years
>forever

those are two very different things. and there's no reason the american market won't dominate for the next 100 years. 10 of the top 10 companies in the world are american.

stay poor fren

>>13550296

Seek professional help

>>13550375
don't take advice here obviously. Your plan is working to get you to this far. stay the course. I'm following the same plan.

Aaaaaaand we are back!

I have slowly come to the terrible revelation that none of you know what the fuck you are doing. I have a Master's in Accountancy with a Minor in Finance. I work for a fortune 100 as a corporate accountant with a CMA and CPA. I used to have some faith in anon. None of you know how to actually value a company. You have no fucking clue how taxes work. You can't read financial statements. For fuck's sake you think TA works and the entire field of decision science churns out dissertations every other day highlighting their absolute dismay at the fact that brainlets ever consider using it. You have no idea what Dunning-Kruger is. You don't know what survivorship bias is. You are too fucking uneducated and stupid to comprehend how fucked you are.

Idk why I'm even posting this, fucking goodluck kids.

>>13550383
I think you misunderstood. I own all those companies and will never stop buying more. The dab was on the dead victims who must be sacrificed to fuel my earnings.

>>13550404

I deserve this for not reading the LCI conference call.

They revealed that new lawsuit, I should’ve take my $30 profits; now I’m at a loss of $90 and may have to take a daytrade strike.

This was not baked in.

>>13550296
Based third eye poster

>>13550390
Don't trade if you are willfully ignorant to information like that

>>13550340
I have to start learning how to find swing trades, all I do is 3 day trades a week and its not that profitable.

>>13550428
dont worry Anon, im in the same boat as you. unless i see some seriously good cheapies, im probably just gonna hold.

>>13550422
based, people dying is great for profit PCG for example

Bought more of my boy GALT and have enough to buy my rights too.

LCI is doing me dry today though.

>>13550428
its been baked in..

>>13550296
You should backtest this then come to a conclusion. This numerology stuff actually makes sense in some contexts. In forensic accounting, a key indicator of fraud is if the distribution of individual digits differs significantly from what is normal. If someone were rigging the market, you may see a similar phenomenon. Gonna keep thinking it's bullshit until I see some data though.

don't you boys know nothing?

*urkel voice*

DID I DO THAT

>AZN calls expire 17th May
>AMZN calls expire 24th May

Not gonna McFucking make it

>>13550428
Where did they reveal the lawsuit? I didn't see that anywhere in there.

>>13550375
>>13550387
Sorry, I went to get my coffee before I start discussing about the collapse of American empire.

The American empire is *already* falling behind China. The insiders are selling *right now* for some reasons. Combine these knowledge with Trump's desperate moves to extract money from China. Do you really think that China will sit back and do nothing? Fools.

>>13550495
old news that will blow over... it's just shorts trying to bring up old shit..

Are you bulltards having fun yet...

>>13550190
DOW IS TANKY UH
NASDAQ DROPPIN FAANGIES UH
RUSSELL SUCKAS RED
S&P GONN DROP EM DEAD

Bears report in with MAGA gains!

When there's good news about a stock why do you buy calls instead of the underlying?

>>13550481
Based millennial meme.
I SHOILDVE TRIMMED MORE. CRAMER WARNED US!!!

>>13550495
MoFo article related
https://www.fool.com/investing/2019/05/07/heres-why-lannett-company-is-collapsing-today.aspx

>>13550524
Oh god now I see it. Little girls love colorful shit, and it looks like fucking candy and shiney beads. This guy is dead right?

>>13550507
there's only one correct response to this...

*ahem*

FUCK CHINA

Keep dropping!!!

I'm sending monies to my account now.

>>13550548
why the fuck would you buy sqqq calls that far dated when sqqq decays over 100% a year

FUCK TRUMP!!!!!!!!!!
FUCK CHINA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>13550294
I want them cheaper please!

>>13550061
>not already holding some bitcorns as a hedge so you'd make out either way
Not gonna make it.

>>13550570
If the market moves big enough I will throw in puts to protect the gains so I can get long term cap gains rates

>>13550553
>>13550495
Also this one. Comments sound like the LCI shilling on this thread, so could be true, could not be. I really don’t know.

https://seekingalpha.com/news/3459945-lannett-mired-price-fixing-lawsuits-doj-fray-shares-11-percent?source=feed_news_all

We’ve reached a healthy amount and rate of pink Wojak posting

Time to flip long

>>13550518
Crashing that 737 max with no survivors!

>>13550596
I hold 95% cryptocurrency and 5% VIX.

>>13550507
US refusing to step down is bringing a global economic meltdown closer and closer. we're seeing the biggest bubble in history being formed so that the US doesn't fall behind. fucking unreal.

Sell in May and go Away

You have been warned

>>13550507
>>13549352

stfu u delusional tard

>>13550404
I hate her fucking face

Who is going to pay for this, /biz/?

FUCK YOU BOBOS

OH NONONONO WE GOT TOO COCKY S&PCHADS AAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Fuck Trump !
I believed he is on our side.

>>13550548
Nice play, what have you the idea to pick up AMD puts? And at that type of strike? Govt work? Or day Trader for a firm shitposting here?

>>13550633
It's not enough for America to succeed, countries that opposed Israel should be delivered a healthy amount of freedom served with a few sides of incendiary weapons.

>>13550667
Will vote for democrats next time. Trump fucks up my portfolio too much.

What do you guys think about IQ?

>>13550672

this but unironically

>>13550673
Democrats will be less volatile in that they will leave your portfolio down on a more permanent basis.

WHERE IS THE BOTTOM!

Hexo, mj, and CGC - sell now and buy back later?

I really didn’t think my bb gdot would give back my gains this quickly...

>>13550551
Depends on what the news is. A call is hedging that the ride is just beginning, while a put establishes that its just a spike (if you wanna get past all the meme bobo posting that gets thrown around). Personally, I don't know many who will buy a call based on good news AFTER the fact. That's a risky play.

>>13549063
Lol, triggered OP edition

>>13550674
Strong buy, the only reason they and TME and BILI are being screwed is because of the damn trade war and bad Chinese sentiment so I’d go against the grain here and pick those all up TME and IQ BUT be warned, TME floats at 19 peak and then falls back to 17 and IQ has floated to 23 peak and 20 low so I’d buy some IQ and a bunch of TME right now and hodl those will blow up after the trade war and maybe a little on IQ earnings which will be stellar

>>13550668
AMD volatility was super high and sketchy after earnings, I saw this trade hiccup coming a mile away and figured it would trigger some to scalp profits. AMD @$2.00 strike.

SaaS Sales Chad with money to play with.

>>13550653
pretending that this market is fine is *the delusion*.

>>13550615
The Fool article might be on the level but the SA article was intentionally slanted with the 'earnings off and sales flat' lie.

>>13550731
Wayyyyy too risky for me nice play though I wanted to pick up some tight puts close to value but decided against it I didn’t think AMD would get nuked by this China shit

plz buy TQQQ

thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=trinU3VD1Zo

>>13550681
The saddest words uttered by tongue or indeed written by pen.
Schiffty Schiff was right again.

>>13550626
I'd like to revise my previous comment to read "based".

>>13550749
Thanks, I'm getting greedy now and holding out to see if we can get into $25.xx territory. I know I should collect my winnings but...

Should I buy shares of GameStop? It literally feels like stealing at these prices.

please let LCI drop below 7$ I cant buy till June.

>>13550762
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZPQdZLyHYE

AMD will NEVER be this cheap again.

>>13550761
You are the one who said to buy at 65.60 yesterday right. I said it was going to 63 and look its crashed way past that now.
>muh "noise"

>>13549063
took you that long to figure out? over half of all posts in these threads are shitposts and the other half is tripfags

>>13550762

no this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4MRLd1Cgbdg

singles: sit
dubbies: buy

>>13550779
Wondering how low we will go. Thinking I might open some calls or maybe I'll just buy some shares. Too good to be true since we know the only reason this is dropping is because of china

are we done selling yet

Goldman Sachs is saying 40% chance for tariff hikes to go through. The almighty Jew has spoken.

>>13550714
The question was more basic than what you read it as. Say you know that the stock will go up. What's the reason to buy calls instead of directly buying the stock?

NO BRAKES

>>13550774
Get some DF while you're at it

NO SURVIVORS

>>13550798
Nope. Welcome to beartown bitches!

-700 by eod

>>13550809
they said that before the market even opened on monday afaik

>>13550776
I'm holding. Earnings was good. Debt is being paid down. The lawsuit threat is for all generic sellers. They have 200 million cash on hand right now.

This shit is so heavily manipulated. I don't see it dropping too much further unless the greater market dunk on it too.

How low is spy gonna go should I buy a quick short term put

I'm going to go on a 20k margin buying spree soon if we keep dropping.

>>13550778
>>13550792
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ox-lfowevqA

>>13550839
285.3

Is everybody afraid yet, or are there still some greedy pigs out there?

>>13550839

This is the prelude to the big crash. Triple top on SPY

>>13549084
which ever one makes me the most money

>>13550809
>trade war started by drumpf q1 of 2018
>1 year later and there is still no deal, only escalation of the trade war
>drumpf memeing on everyone about being a deal maker and getting boomers to go along with it to juice the stock market

anyone who didn't see this coming unironically deserves it

>>13549514
I dunno, two houses nearby sold within a week of going on the market. But they were maintained and renovated. Some people try to sell their original dilapidated homes for top of market prices with no luck.
t. Bay area

>>13550863
I wish I had some cash to buy this dip.

The end is near, repent boomers. TVIX is your only salvation.The world is full of loose fiscal policy and irresponsible corporate debt. Turn to the volatility gods or face damnation!

Should I buy? I have no daytrades left so I have to sit on the shares until tomorrow. But the squeezes the bad boy has had are amazing, If I don't buy today I will have to wait until thursday to keep daytrading.

DOW BREACHED -600

THIS IS NOT A DRILL

SELL!

>>13550902
-585 right now. calm down

Meanwhile cryptofags are laughing at us, make it stopppppooooo

>>13550873
Fox biz says sell and GTFO today.

>>13550916
check out my bitcorn gains today.

>>13550920
Buy rope stocks. They will moon.

What needs to be on my shopping list for dividends today?

There's maybe 5-10 day traders on this board. Most of /biz/ are just crypto faggots.

>>13550916
so what.. we've been laughing at crytpo fags for a whole year now..

Also.. if you consider yourself any type of investor you should be holding some type of crypto imo

THERE IS A SHIVA IN THE STOCK EXCHANGE

DO NOT SELL

Man options look scary as fuck, can someone tell me what the risks are? Can I go bankrupt?

>>13550934
>GBTC
>total gain: -64.43%

whats up tone

>>13550966
If you sell puts. Otherwise you are in the clear.

>>13550936
wait a month and everything will be 30-50% off fren

>>13550934
Lmfao total gain -$45,000

>>13550966
selling calls or buying puts has an infinite maximum risk just like short selling a stock

so yeah you can go bankrupt

>>13550936
MMM, LEG, V, T, ITW, PFE, PSX, IBM, BA

>>13550971
Stop loss none. Iron hands. I will get out of this one day in the future.

Wait for cheapies... or go all in on Vietnamese spider silk, already up 25% today... real tempting...

>>13550986
You mean like actually losing more money than the money that's on my robinhood account?

Anyone wanna talk GALT? When are we gonna see some action? Flipped through their 10-K the other night and looks pretty good. My avg price is 4.73

>>13551004
yes

>>13550810
>why buy calls
Calls allow you to leverage your cash without paying for margin. $10 stock costs you $1k for a block. Buy $10 calls for $1 strike and you can add 10x leverage to your play. What you lose is the theta and you have to play with a time limit.

>why NOT buy calls
A quick selloff will leave you in the hole, and a couple weeks goes by in a hurry when you are staring at your suddenly OTM calls. Options are not nearly as liquid as stock. It is very hard to turn options into long term gains; buying stock to hold for a year has tax benefits.

>>13550950
Make that 6-11. Hi

>>13551006
Might hang around between 4.3 and 4.7 or so til the rights offering is done. I feel very strongly it's going to be bought in the next few months though.

Man what cheapies should I grab smg? Think I'm gonna grab AMD, PLUG, CMTL, and maybe TSM. I was only down 1 percent since I'm only in oil and biotech so I'm pretty much ready to go

>>13551014
Ok then, I'm not messing with that shit until I have money enough to not care if I lose.

>>13550995
>MMM
>IBM
Yikes. Go with HON and MSFT like a forward thinker.

>>13551004
Robinhood won't allow you to sell naked calls.

>>13550902
Tell me that this is just Donald playing 4D chess with the Chinese.

>>13551050
what's a naked call?

>>13551050
ah that is good, didnt know

>>13550863
Rolling around in the mud right now
Having a fine old day

>>13551051
he hadn't even done anything yet. a single tweet set off this decline. this is just the beginning

>>13551055
go watch some videos about options my friend, you dont understand what you are dealing with here

>>13551037
HON and MSFT should be in the portfolio but are both overvalued right now. MMM and IBM are undervalued

>>13550995
Thanks. I'm already sitting on T and PSX, just bought MMM.

>>13550981
Hope not

>>13551025
Thanks.

>>13551051
chinese dgaf about this year or next. they set up for 50 years 100 years. I support trump but we are fucked in negotiation.

>>13550934
Based, congrats dearest anon

>>13550986
Buying puts does not
Selling puts does

>>13551055
>Covered call
You own 100 underlying, and you sell 1 call contract. If the contract gets called you have 100 stock waiting to get assigned.
>Naked call
You sell 1 call contract. You have nothing there to provide if your contract gets assigned. You will need to purchase the underlying at market rates.

>>13549496
Stay mad boomers

>>13551105
sorry im retarded actuallly lol

if you buy the put and it expires worthless you are only out your original expense
youre right

>>13551065

what the hell happened to wojak

>>13551025
Most option traders make two mistakes:
1. Thinking they are smarter than the market (professional traders). Hence,
2. Making too many trades, guaranteed to eventually put them in the hole.
If you want to make money trading options you should NOT make more than 3-10 trades PER YEAR when you have followed the market for long enough and it's obvious the entire economy and stock is doing well.

Otherwise keep your money in a safe long position and don't control your itchy hands.

you guys think this is bad? wait til the trade deal falls through

>>13551105
How would you have an infinite loss? Wouldn't the put just expire worthless and you're out the price you paid for the put?

>>13551130
yeah yeah you are correct

selling calls is the only way to have infinite risk with options

>>13551105
>buy put
>put expires worthless
>infinite loss
You might wanna double check the maths on that one, fren.

This is just noise. The market is still healthy as fuck.

>>13551150
i realized it as soon as i pressed enter that I was being a dumdum

So is this AMDs bottom or should I wait?

PPT POWER HOUR
GO GO GO

>>13551160
amd knows no bottom. only pain.

>>13551152
>t. Dolan Trump

tfw you literally sold the bottom

>>13551152
concur, however i do have a feeling many will continue to take profits from their investments in the december/january lows. this might hit harder than just today, but i don't care about day or month swings, i invest for the longterm

>>13551082
the chinese are in their death bed.
Its why they're loansharking to other poorer countries. Doesn't matter who the current pres or next president will be, but we as americans will be shutting those chicoms down BAYBEE.

>>13551055
>what's a naked call?
sometimes after I get out of the shower.. I make phone calls to girls that also just got out of the shower ..

Ok I think I wont mess with Options anytime soon, I'm happy playing in this little sandbox, I'm not prepared for big boi biz.

>>13551170
that fucking gif is fucking stupid as fuck. FUCK!

KBLB mooning
Up 36% today
Where my spiderbros at

>>13551211
Couldn't have found a better person's time to waste.

>>13551211
its an ancient meme

>>13551191
Just do your research and buy in the money. I think you need to be prepared to win some lose some to be successful in options

To all the stupid goys here who think chyna will be a superpower.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lFjr-Q1qi-g&t=1238s

>>13551233
>>13551228
its fucking stupid as fuck. I don't even watch it.. i already know it's the biggest waste of time that isn't even the slight bit funny

AAAAAAAAAAAAA THIS IS THE END

THE MARKET WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO RECOVER FROM THIS

>>13551222
I keep trying to buy more but it keeps gapping up!
Up $400 today, you must be a fucking millionaire getting in at the ground floor.

Not much volume up here though. Really hoping I can get more.

>>13551257
I thought it was funny.

>>13551257
Why are you so mad? LCI in the red today or something?

>>13551270
He should’ve known when a scam stock pumps like that

new bread now, ou quoi ?

>>13551270
>>13551278
the whole fucking market is red smart guy

What time does trump increase tariffs on friday?

>>13549112
What is this test?

lmfao lci shaved off all its gains. I actually did regret not buying calls for LCI instead of SQQQ but nvm

>>13551311
when the Bogs tell him to

>>13551303
Seething

Shorts covering in power hour on LCI. Get in.

>>13551327
ok, now this is epic

>>13551303
Ror! Sold LCI at 8.50. It's down 18 fucking percent now.

>>13551222
Also nice trips.

I just want it to go down man, double my holdings with another 5k shares.

AAAAH I THINK IM GONNA DO IT
IM FUCKING RETARDED. I’m probs gonna get crushed by mm’s in this micro.

Do you have any actual info besides what they post on their news releases on their webpage?

>>13551303
Not spider silks //(',_,')\\

>>13551191
As a rule of thumb for starting option traders NEVER go above 100 for now until you learn to read the ebb and flow, I’ll give you a freebie, buy a CGC call right now for about 50 something strikes and you might make a couple bucks

>>13551342
nice.. Looks like it might be bottoming out right now.. Just waiting for someone to wack the bid on all the 7.50 puts

G-guys. I cashed out today.

holy heckies!

new thread!!

>>13551397
>>13551397
>>13551397
>>13551397

FINE ill fucking make it

>>13551398
>wearing pants

>>13551409
>>13551405

phew almost pulled the trigger

>>13551327
DUMP EET

Dow below 20,000 by July 4th screen cap this

>>13549112
Imagine being an austrian brainlet.
Keynesian-bayesian master race.

Who said sell in May?