/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>13544200
I'll pay you $20 to make a cirno one
Post a throwaway discord or email

Remember if you lose all your money your anime waifu will abandon you as well.

Do fundamentals matter? Or just /tingles/ ?

>>13544255
Heavenly Father would NOT approve

>>13544322
DELETE THIS YOU NIGGER

Make reddit account to shill LCI.... doesn't allow you to post for a full 7 days.... fucking gay.. fuck that place wtf

>>13544329
"no" :^)
Also is SPX just going to do the same thing tomorrow as it did today?

>>13544366
>>13544366
Checked and SPX is rekt.
Open red only it won't recover
:Crying_emoji:

anyone listen to the audio stream for CNBCWorld? So kino

What cheapies can I buy now and be well off in 15-20 years

Rate my portfolio:
GLD
SLV
AUY
KL
ABB
KCNY
Jan 2020 VIXM calls at 23
Jan 2021 F puts at 10
Jan 2021 CZR puts at 10

Am I lambo or homeless?

>>13544415
AMZN, GOOGL

>>13544415
Utilities are consistent even in recessions. Don't want to get boned by tech disruptions or bad timing

GO
ALL
IN
ON
LPTX
QUINTS DONT LIE
LPTX TO THE SKY

>>13544424
Also MMP

Friday morning the tariffs go into effect.

>>13544470
dirty fucking chinks

>>13544470
Please don't post that again good sir.

>>13544447
Quints?

>>13544447

>no quints

It’s ALL lies!

BYE BYE CHINKY MARKETU

MAX THEM IRAs DO NOT FORGET THIS

Why do boomers think tariffs on china are bad? Why is it the worst generation of american history?

OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>13544631
Boomers are the one doing the tariffs. Based Zoomers prefer free trade, eat shit old man :sunglasses:

>>13544302
They don't matter in post QE world. The fed will buy your bags.

going to start putting about 20% of my paycheck to the meme market
any tips on my quest to become a divvie fag?

>>13544470
The thing I really hate is when people eat octopus
Octopus are very smart, smarter than dogs and pigs and retarded chinks thing its funny to eat them alive.
I try to be a vegetarian most of the time, but when I see stuff like this I want to feast upon the flesh of the china man after napalming his city >:(

>>13544679
Free trade is communism

from anon's post the other day, now in spreadsheet form:

>>13544730
Free trade is peak capitalism. Closed and protectionist markets governed by states are communism
Learn 2 read nig nog

>>13544737
Div friends are more complex than this. You should consider FA, dividend payout compared to EPS, dividend growth over the last 30 years, sector to sector analysis etc
Good starting point but you have to go deeper

>>13544738
>China fucks over any american businesses
>China tariffs/protects market like crazy
>China the biggest competitor to USA and way bigger threat than durkas in ME

explain how Trump isn't doing the most sensible thing?

>>13544746

i can't take credit for it, i didn't come up with that mix.

desu senpai i've just got a few div etf's that i'm sticking to right now.

>>13544730
Freedom is slavery.

>>13544756
i want to buy INTC for (((dividends))) memes but i'm scared to buy shintel because we've seen this pattern in both stock price and news before

>>13544753
This free trade retard is just “orange man bad” npc bro don’t waste your time.

has anybody done the math on what it would take to earn $1,000 in dividends every week, would it be over a quarter million starting capital?

>>13544785
1000 a week? About 900k at 6% dividends

>>13544785
literally just starting capital = 52*1000/(avg yearly.
Looking at 1 mil best case.

>>13544821
>>13544828
it would be trivial to live on a free $1k a week of course but needing 7 figures is yikes material

>>13544728
Japs, Gooks and practically every variant of Asian eat octopus though
Have fun napalming Tokyo or Hanoi, wouldn't be the 1st time

>>13544849
I look at the oriental countries, and sometimes I think they are due for a second good fire bombing.

Someone shill me some smal caps
>>13544447
>off by 3
I'm selling

Jews

>>13544840
if you have that much capital and don't want to think about money isn't that the exact point of a mutual fund?

>>13544728
There's literally nothing wrong with eating octopus

>>13544883
besides the fact that it's mushy and yucky

>>13544969
yeah it's a shitty meat. Nothing against eating it but there's basically no point to it. Especially Western flavors/texture are against chewy shit.

grate her flesh

>>13544355
What will LCI do tomorrow?

>>13545007
I hope we get a steady climb till next earnings.. should be a fun swing..

>>13545049
I assumed we'll probably correct down slightly no?

>>13545049
Thats what I was thinking. Hoping for a nice bump up tomorrow to get it started. The conference call mentioned some deals they've made that have yet to be announced too.

>>13544470
Friday we’ll get a deal. Trump will leave the current tariffs in place, but agree to not impose the full 25% tariffs.

Hoping to get some cheapies and win some dollarydoos on uvxy and MAYBE tvix.

>>13544728
I see you like my image, friend
Good choice, but the Japanese are based even though we are ruining them (pic related)

>>13544631
Tariffs are straight up a tax on the poor, but idc right now I want cheapies.

>>13544322
>tfw a poster you like is going to get banhammered by crummy jannies for posting gore outside of slash bee
You should really reconsider...

>>13545102
>I assumed we'll probably correct down slightly no?
I hope so. Would love to buy some more after an earnings like that. I sold some calls and bought some puts, i'll close those out and add to my long position.

Really is an incredible situation, i'll probably continue to buy here and there for the next month or so.

>>13545110
I just hope it stays steady enough to swing around it.. would love for a jump to around $15 then consolidate... I plan on riding this bitch to $30.. maybe even higher depending what the shorts do..

I have slowly come to the terrible revelation that none of you know what the fuck you are doing. I have a Master's in Accountancy with a minor in Finance. I work for a fortune 100 as a corporate accountant with a CMA and CPA. I used to have some faith in anon. None of you know how to actually value a company. You have no fucking clue how taxes work. You can't read financial statements. For fuck's sake you think TA works and the entire field of decision science churns out dissertations every other day highlighting their absolute dismay at the fact that brainlets ever consider using it. You have no idea what Dunning-Kruger is. You don't know what survivorship bias is. You are too fucking uneducated and stupid to comprehend how fucked you are.

Idk why I'm even posting this, fucking goodluck kids.

>>13545157
They can't stop me. Nobody can stop me at this point.
Also Japanese Womenomics is the most forward thinking economic policy ever conceived, after Project Foehammer and the great calamity all world currencies will be pegged to them as standard.

>tfw sold Tim Apple right before it bounced back
>sold bitcorn $100 ago thinking it would drop and I could keep swinging it
I’m literally retarded.

>>13545169
Aww... were you the anon who helped me understand what’s going on with vol?
Most of the regulars hate TA and only use it for dank memes like the smooth penis indicator.

You’re right though, I don’t know how taxable events work and what to look for on a company’s balance sheet.

I don’t even know why I’m posting this, you already hate me.

>>13545169
But, why is my portfolio up 10k dollary doos?

>>13545169
You think all that shit applies to trading? Most people here do know how to read financial statements and all the other shit that comes with corporations.. still doesn't mean they know how to trade fucking stocks.

Stocks is all about experience.. there are plenty of traders that make a good amount of money having absolutely no schooling in the the business/finance sector.. they just simply trade.

I have a buddy that has his bachelors in business and has no clue how to trade stocks...

Thanks for trying kid. go to bed now.. your boss is going to need you to push some pencils for him tomorrow while he's out golfing.

>>13545197
Getting banned is very lonely tho...

Should I read that classic webcomic? I never got around to it.

>>13545169
SOMEONE'S mad he didn't buy LCI under $8.00!

>>13545245
It's pretty good, the abortion scene is nowhere near as extreme as the one in Mai-chan tho

>>13545240
>You don't know what survivorship bias is
fuck they can't read either

>>13545285
>>13545169
Look here faggot... on the top of your head.. Do you know why rabits shit out little pebbles? Do you know why cow shit out big patties? If not then you don't know shit about shit!

just because you just graduated and got your first job doesn't mean you know anything.

As far as cooking is concerned, I would first state a few things that are common in our lands. That the cook or [female cook] should be cleanly, and keep their pots, pans, containers, pans and other tools always clean, there is no need to tell, everyone knows this themselves. For if any food is made or cooked in a dirty pot or pan, even if it wasn’t anything other than a cabbage, then it will immediately get a dirty and evil taste thereof. Or if you see a dirty cook’s page or maid, imagine how they interact with the food, stirring it, their sleeve is bound to fall in the pot they are stirring, etc. then you are likely to feel unhappy and dislike their food, therefore everything here should be clean, give the dirt, hair and such on a tray and keep it themselves, but the clean food on another and serve it forth to good people. Salt food, smoked ham, meat, tongue, mutton, goose to cook surely everyone knows how to cook, thereof we will write nothing.

Printed in Copenhagen, by
Salomone Sartorio, 1616.

>>13544200
Do I listen to them or my school?

>>13545197
>Womenomics

Is that the fix to how your are supposed to get any work done with women bitching and fucking everything up?

A crawfish porridge
Take crtawfish and cut off the bad part from the eyes. Grind them in a mortar and pass them through a sieve with milk. Grate a small white bread loaf into it and add egg yolks, beat it all together and make a /mus/ of it in a pan. It will be red.

An early 16th century recipe
14 To prepare small birds

Take small birds and simmer them in broth. Afterwards take part of the birds and pound them in a mortar, also some juniper berries and caraway and strain it through a cloth and season it well. Let it boil in a pan and pour it on the cooked birds, following that let it boil up one more time and cook together.


48 To prepare crayfish

Boil the crayfish well, remove the back and front shells and pound them in a mortar. Take then a toasted Semmel and put pea broth on it and strain it through a clean cloth or a fine-meshed colander, and a little good wine. Salt it and temper it with good spices, saffron, cinnamon, ginger and sugar. Take fat, stir flour into it and pour the strained crayfish thereon and let it boil. After that sprinkle sugar upon it. This is a good lordly dish.
In the name of the Holy
Trinity I, Sabina Welserin,
begin this cookbook.
God grant me His holy
grace and wisdom
and understanding and judgment
with which I
through His Holy will live
here in this time and
with Him forever. Amen. anno 1553

>>13545007

no one fucking cares

this is the most useless general on the internet

Make stuffed crayfish thus. Cook the crayfish, but salt it only lightly.
Keep the top shells of the crayfish, chop the meat fine with currants,
put a little pepper, saffron, ginger in it, fry it a little in butter or olive
oil, and so stuff it into the shells. Bake it in a pinnata, or a frying pan.
Serve it.

Magyar étkeknek főzése: the Cooking of Hungarian Foods, 1601

>>13545169
Financial statements and cash flow models don't matter in the time of free money. We are trading stocks, not companies.

>>13545326
Based

>>13545378
>no one cares what that stock will do
>in the stock market thread

There are at least a handful of people who have admitted they are in this one. Keep calm, son.

>>13545353
It’s Abe’s encouraging women into the workforce

The real problem though is what the program describes as shifting attitudes towards traditional gender roles, we all see how that’s going.

Also something about companies now have to publicly declare what their quotas are for putting women in management or something.

Anyone trade on the Nikkei? What’s the Japanese equivalent to LULU?

>>13544996
I like chewy meat. Like clams

>>13545395
>/biz/ the post
He's right you are all fucked

Calf head with spicy sauce.

Before boiling the head, soak it in water to drain all the blood, in three or four changes of
water, then start boiling it until you can shave its hair with your knife; clean it, pass the liquid through
a strainer, pour cold water onto and clean it once again; once it’s hairless, put it in another clean pot of
water, clean its nostrils, remove the clotted blood and other filth, cut out its tongue and take out its
teeth, clean the tongue, throw out its chin and jaw bones, then put the meat into a clean pot of water,
slice some apples and onions; once the apples and onions are cooked, take them out, clean it from the
apple and onion, pass the broth through a strainer once again, put it on the fire, let it cook, add some
vinegar, saffron, ginger and black pepper. When everything is ready, put the head onto a plate, but
have a big plate, for it will leak some broth, put it in a cold place, pass through a strainer its broth;
once it’s cool, cut\f some almonds and grapes onto it, then serve it to your lord.

The Prince of Transylvania’s court cookbook
From the 16th century

>>13545425
That's alright. The whole world is.

>>13545411

who are all retarded shills.

The POS stock has been shilled since the mid-teens

come up with something new to shitpost

Is BGFV a good buy at this price?

Reposting again.
Research the situation and cast your die or wait it out folks.

A Jew and his goyim

>>13545332
Lol fuck fundamentals.
Do math.

Y’all know anything about NVUS?
Massive insider buying at above market price?

Damn it I should really stop looking at biotechs.

>>13545444
Its been a good stock. Bought into it initially at 4 bucks.

Not gonna stop the shilling. Gonna shill GALT too.

>>13544200
Thoughts on STAG?
Also I have around $100 to yolo on some penny stocks, so meme me up boys

ES Futures just jumped. Why? Nothing in my news feeds.

>>13545240
>bachelors in business

> CN Vice Premier Liu He will go to the US Thursday and Friday for the 11th round of trade talks, the Chinese commerce ministry announced on Tuesday.

>>13545169

oh ho! we got us a high highfalutin college boy here.

>>13545169
> I have a Master's in Accountancy with a minor in Finance
god i wish that were me but im too stupid to pass any uni test

>>13545604
China pumping.

>>13545604
because >>13545638

>>13545676
NOOOOO MY UVXY!!!
MY CHEAPIESSSSS!!!!!!!

>>13545676
ty bud, saw it pop up shortly after. I need to follow more squints.

>>13545699
...squints? Like Chinese twitter feeds or something?

Or like check out these QUINTS

>>13545169
give me cheapies

Now that cheapies are cancelled, is that why crypto is mooning?

>>13545169
>Master's in Accountancy
Why the fuck do you need a Master's in that? Debit/credit too hard for you?

>>13544728
>Seething herbivore angry that others dont do as they say

pathetic

>>13545790

>>13545752
>if I’d just bought bitcorns when I started trading instead of stonks I’d have made a fortune
Holy shit what a horrible feel.

Yay! A brand new day!

>>13544505
Hello newfag

>>13545169
>Masters in accountancy
Hahahaha you wasted your fucking time

>>13545414

Does he want to lower Japanese birthrate even further? Who the fuck actually wants women in the workplace? What society has truly benefited as a result of more women at work?

>>13545970
And the day they sold us out, our hearts grew cold
'cause we were never asked, no, brother, we were told

>>13545531
heh.. nothin personnel kiddo

>>13545970
Increased workforce means increased economic productivity. And Japan’s workforce is too retired.

It’s not REALLY a problem when they’re in traditional roles, except that we DO need some male nurses because some shit is heavy and we have a lot of obese patients.

And more workers does mean increased productivity. Be honest, you’d much rather have a female secretary, flight attendant, babysitter/daycare worker, nurse, etc.

Swedish Industrial Orders (M/M) Mar: -4.90% (prev -2.00%)
Swedish Industrial Orders NSA (Y/Y) Mar: -8.10% (prev -2.80%)

Contracts for ‘Made in Germany’ goods were up 0.6 percent, figures from the Federal Statistics Office showed, undershooting a consensus forecast of 1.5 percent.


absltstate

>>13546094
> Increased workforce means increased economic productivity
someone forgot to tell Africa about this

>>13546100
It happening

>>13546100
who knew importing welfare foreigners and increasing retirement age would demoralize a country

>>13546127
there wont be retirement age as such in the near future. obviously if you make it yourself big time, you can retire, but most pension funds for states in Europe and US are hopelessly underfunded. going to be fun watching boomers scream and cry when they'll be terminated out of necessity.

>>13546144
Boomers always win.

They’ll find a way to make sure millennials and zoomers have to pay. They’ll find a way to ratchet up the nations’s debt so they can have nice and comfortable retirements.

>>13546127
Found in /o/ lol

>>13546094
not in the age of robotics development
The chink model of development (based on cheap labor) is hardly relevant today

I got tech, oil and biotech. What do I need? Thinking about adding a REIT or a consumer divvy. idk

>>13546239
Short VIX and you should get ready for anything

>>13546178
isn't that basically what they're doing right now? keep throwing money at the system to let the boomers sell their assets to fund their retirements?

>>13546035
BRK has a solid track record but Renaissance shits all over them. The firm has like a hundred CS/Math PhDs and they basically eat everyone's lunch quant trading to the tune of +50% YoY returns.

Buy TRTC before it’s too late

>>13546506
They about to announce something or what?

>>13546354
Not just PhDs. They literally have Nobel quality people over there.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_Zweig
Simons gave a talk at MIT a few weeks ago and he said he wanted a young astronomer to join them years ago but he declined and won the Nobel prize lol...

>>13546181
That $oybuoy smile

>>13544470
That's cannabalism

>>13546670
You are just jealous because she is hot, funny, and eats what she wants and isn't as fat as you. I would totally waifu her.

>>13544415
Honey. It doesnt expire and the bees are still dying.

>>13546178
They will have to fix the underfunded and bankrupt pension funds if they want a win. Going to be hard, they were calculated for 4-8x returns 'back in the day' when boomers were young and set them up. The Recession that started in 2000 and is still going on has fucked those funds dry of any gains, while simultaneously fucked any long term saving.

It's Pay As You Go, and the paypig is going to stop at some point.

>>13546263
Yeah but it's not real.

>>13544877
Which makes it more ridiculous when I think about the fact that some rich people actually manage to go broke.

>>13545395
This and only this should be in the sticky if we are being honest. The actual health of a business really only matters for blue chip stocks, everything else is basically a less volatile crypto for boomers.

> HAVE NO FEARS, NO HOPES ABOUT BREXIT; EITHER THEY WILL STAY OR THEY WILL LEAVE -JUNCKER

lmao

>>13547062
no they won't

they just gotta borrow and print to make up a gap of a decade or two, between when the funds run out and when they die of old age

defining characteristic of a boomer is not giving a fuck about anyone who exists after they die

My DF....
At least you tried your best

I hope negative 20k anon shows up this morning to let us know if he's be liquidated or he can keep holding schwab's shekels.

>>13547333
they had it so good and they're leaving behind generations carved out hollow of

>>13547357
me 2

>>13547359
of wealth*.
the 19 year stint of low interest rate opportunity cost isnt going to just vanish

You are on the RACE rocket, seat your belts please. Next destination: moon

Do I need Google if I already own Microsoft? Are they even competitors? I can't tell what the fuck Microsoft is trying to be ever since Windows and Office became services.

>>13547426
What's Alphabet trying to be? World Govt?

>>13547426
You buy Microsoft for azure services not word or windows.

>>13547429
That would be AMZN

What's something that will go up today?

>>13547560
my dick

>>13547565
Damn I walked right into that one

>>13544470
based

>>13547119
>not exclusively trading bluechips

>>13546558
>>13546354
>>13546035
How do you get those crazy gains every year?

Its simple really: tax evasion

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2019-04-10/renaissance-explores-settlement-as-irs-seeks-billions-in-taxes

>>13547062
They were promised a fixed pension denominated in USD.

There were no guarantees about how much those dollars would be worth.

>>13544737
>no F
Not based at all. Enjoy your <3% returns

> Pompeo didn't go to Germany because of international security issues that came about.
> Iran FM now warning against war

>>13547636
B&R

hope the boomers all starve as millionaires
They want Zimbabwe they eat like Zimbabwe eats

Come on market be good this time and fucking crash and burn

>>13547699
this. My gold will moon.

>>13544299
Wasn't Lawrence literally bankrupt in the second Spice and Wolf book? And wasn't Holo mad as fuck at Lawrence for not stepping up and telling this rich kid Holo was his? Only a non-human girls like Holo would never leave you.
>tfw no redhead wolf awoo gf

vey much like the futures going down right now, this time it's a clear buy the dip, Hue Hue is coming, both countries need this deal, IT'S GOING TO HAPPEN

>>13547429
Right now they are an advertising giant, but what they want to be I have no idea.

Wtf why are shorters raping muh LCI, blew right past my stop limit

>>13544447
Leap has a catalyst soon don't they?

So I was gonna rebuy plug but I don't think their earnings tomorrow is gonna be positive. I don't believe they have any real source of income still that is gonna propel them positive, and as far as I'm aware, all they've done is expand.

On the flip side though, get your plug cheapies on Thursday.

Any predictions or insight on Iran situation? Is that a bargaining chip in the trade war as well and it will blow over if there's a deal? Or will Trump really put the screws to Iran regardless? Does Trump actually want low oil prices?

>>13544470
I'd put my penis inside of her.

>>13544996
Octopus is pretty good if you're into chewy. When I'm in the mood for chewy I'd take some octopi over tripe any day. I've even put it in my spaghetti sauce with squid and other shit you find in the sea.

>>13545197
Japanese womenomics is a direct result of low birth rates and based onion boys. Japan needs to import guys like me to knock up their womens and run their businesses.

>>13545326
I used to use the same pot to cook my ramen in with out washing it every day for like a week strait. The way I saw it was the water boils anyway so that'll kill anything growing in the pot. I mix the season in the clean bowl I eat out of and it's used to cook the same shit every day. This guy is right though, fucking cooks or female cooks better be clean if they're anywhere near my food.

What should I fomo into at open. I haven't done and dd, and am feeling the SPY calls are looking great!

>>13545559
When to sell tho?

Zack's fidelity bull of the day is $AU
Some gold mining company. Already up 2% pre-market.

im bout to ass rekt the institutional trader fags and the banker cucks yet again with these hot options plays.
stay assmad sissy bois

>>13547953
fomo into gold?

only 9 minutes until u fags start losing money.
haha stay salty and thx for the gains

>>13547909
>stop limit
>pre market
Lol also I warned people yesterday to take profits as this isn’t the first time LCI has gone to 9 and crashed after
If it goes below 8.60 pull out and wait

thinking about putting 100k onto $SPY and saving 500k for when a recession hits. I didn't have this money available in December when the -20% hit.

should I?

>>13547988
thats a lot of money, what do you do for a living/ age?

>>13547988
you'll miss out on gains, SPY isn't going to be cheaper than it is today ever.

>>13547949
>I used to use the same pot to cook my ramen in with out washing it every day for like a week strait. The way I saw it was the water boils anyway so that'll kill anything growing in the pot.
You're a filthy fucking animal one step above wiping shit with your left hand and shaking with your right hand.

It's not pathogens you have to worry about you fucking moron, but whatever toxic filth they produce via metabolism which will not go away even if you boil the water. Plus whatever fucking airborne FILTH you have swimming around in your kitchen.
I gagged just thinking of you slurping cheap noodles simmered in the refuse of your last meal.

You are FILTH. I hope you die in a fire of AIDs you fucking moron.

>>13547993
Better yet, buy 100k worth of calls on weeklys

>>13547993

>>13548004
I'ma throw all my money at SPY calls in like 3 fucken minutes.

>>13547993
2880 EOD

>>13548013
I have about 12k$ in underlying spy and bought a few calls on them yesterday at the low. LETS SEE THE GAINZ

>>13547992
im 27

>>13547349
Did you see premarket?

>>13547933
I would definitely buy in, they’ve dipped nicely and consolidated everyone is waiting on earnings now, China is what’s holding things back from climbing especially since PLUG does distribution with China for hydrogen cells so right now a lot of it hinges on where this stupid trade war is going
I don’t think earnings will end bad after breaking even last earnings I feel we might see another hit on expectations and revenue next quarter we’ll see a beat since the trade war should be over by then

>>13548024
sheeit bro I'm 20 and make barely 50k a year as some low tier developer
I need to ask for more money lol

IT'S FUCKING DOWN BOYS NOOO

>>13547974
Thanks bro. I was considering selling yesterday, but wasnt sure. Just sold at 22% gain, so not bad.

>>13548042

Daily reminder day trade rules are bullshit and fuck the Jews who pushed it

What you guys think of Ford? Easy to get in and out, average about 6% divs, plus it fluctuates enough to pull a 30% trade now and again. Thoughts?

>>13548070
>im losing money cuz da joos

>>>/pol/

I got me some SPY call CHEAPIES! Where are we going for lunch?

>>13548089
>Easy to get in and out
well that depends on the model

DF
BW
I love making big money on bankrupt companies
While you dumdummies lose money investing in index funds
Suck these milky cow udders

>>13548070
imagine being this poor

>>13548094
I'm waiting till 10 or even 10:30, usually pulls back by then

What cheapies you getting, all the ones I wanted are not on sale :(

>>13548090
>blaming the jews is a /pol/ meme

>It's still going down
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

OH MY GOD ITS STILL DIPPING JESUS CHRIST

>>13548147
?

>>13548147
>>13548135
Shut up bitchtits

my god what a bore
kys bulls

>>13548156
I LOST 200 DOLLARSSSA

>>13544447
shit volume when I want to play $20,000 on it.

>>13548173
That's it? On what?

WTF! MY CHEAPIES!

Volatility then gains

New normal

Besides which, you faggots aren't going to survive what's coming (climate) so why not all in volatility?

>>13544631
go study economics and you will understand why tariffs are bad.

>>13548179
>THAT'S IT
WHAT DO YOU MEAN THAT'S IT. I'M NOT RICH
MY FUCKING CHINK STOCKS REEEEE

It's going down goys!

>>13548196
weren't the largest manufacturing and heavy industry advances built in Germany and U.S. under tariff protection though?

Why the fuck is the S&P down!?! I thought this fucker was supposed to just fucking go up forever and shit! Must be a glitch in the system or something.

>>13548205
Not following.

now worth 0.10, cool

ME SHOULD HAVE USED MORE LEVERAGE ON SHORT
NUUUUUUU

>>13548255
Shut up bitchtits

>AMZN customers can now pay with food stamps
>AMZN already has 1 day shipping
infrastructure in place to cover 72% of US ez
>AMZN fucks out of china
>china melting down
>recent AMZN golden cross
>buffett to AMZN

hope you boys are buying your cheepie AMZN today. baldy is revving up his rocket

>>13548239
Look at Baidu and baba

>>13548234

>>13548264
am no brisket >:(

>>13548268
>>AMZN customers can now pay with food stamps
goo d lord

293 Friday calls? Just a couple ;)

>>13548285
are you saying U.S. will start WW3 by declaring its debnt void.

Cresco Labs ($CRLBF) is the future of marijuana. Good luck folks

Why does CRON plummet at opening every single day.
It almost always climbs back but god damn the volatility of the dude weed sector doesnt inspire confidence

So will the shitty earnings on NBRV drop it any real amount? Thinking I might sell my calls and shares and rebuy on Thursday

TRUUUUUUUUUUUMP

I am masturbating furiously imagining the market going more and more down now

Its okay bearbros, just loaded up on cheap SPY calls. Since I can only get bogged and never actually win with options, that means this is gonna be the big one. Prepare your anus, guys.

Thoughts on CHK? Looks cheap.

> The European Commission cut its eurozone growth forecast for 2019 to 1.2 percent on Tuesday

It's over.

>>13548372
Probably just means the market is going to go sideways for a while, almost always the max pain scenario for optionfags

SPY will end day up .2%. Screencap this.

>>13548286
All women are meat and should be killed and eaten

>>13547974
Really? I thought it was a good idea to buy sub $9...
>>13548382
Wow! We bears now! Why can’t I stop buying? Is it too late to buy tvix?
>>13548016
Make me some guro edits for /smg/ OC plz. OP’s been rather tame lately.
>>13548164
Wow! Cool catchphrase!

13548406
>>All women are meat and should be killed and eaten
3edgy6me

>>13548424
I'm glad you like it, it's very funny as you can see

>>13548432
It okay frenulum. Everything gonna be daijoubou.

is IRM a bad for long term right now? I would like to pick some of it up for cheap for divvys but their payout ratio is scaring me away right now. What do you think?

LCIguy can you sell your position to bring price to $7? I'd like to buy back in.

>hope you boys bought the dip, Xi is prepping this bull
Trump Thursday

>>13548424
Wtf? Volatility still going up? I didn’t think it could keep going, I wasn’t bearish enough. Should’ve bought tvix and not uvxy

>>13548533
Bags are so full of puts. GL. This ship is the bermuda triangle right now and will be gone by thursday.

>>13548548
I'll go bearish if 2890 breaks. For now, its more of the same.

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

>>13548552
nasdaq puts. biggest hit from china.

>>13548501
Yes. All data will be stored by AMZN and Google's cloud eventually.

>>13548552
Right on top of it

288.7 is buy land, make no mistake

Not all in, but look for profit
Greed in our eyes
Crush the chinks
Big numbers

>>13548501
I think its a good idea for a long term. Zoom out and then read the news on why it started the current downward trend. Regarding when exactly you should actually try to catch the falling knife, I can't help you.

fucking lol

https://globalnews.ca/news/5246154/northwest-passage-canada-pompeo/

Canada BTFO

>Buy limits all trigger
OH SHIT
LCI will come back up, right?
The shorts didn’t all close out, did they?

is the Chimerica real? is Trump really playing the MAD card? or is he just doing 'madman theory' diplomacy 2.0 hoping it will scare the Chinese?

please tell me it will be a re-run of yesterday

LCI

>>13548587
True American
The Arctic, Antarctica, the moon and Mars all belong to America
Canada belongs to America as well

sorry my dudes i just bought a stock and obviously the whole market went lower instantly. i probably just cost you all a lot money.

>>13548620

>LCI

another great pick.

well done, retards

TQQQ anon. how is that 'noise' feeling today. another days of profits right?

>>13548236
theyre just shaking out the weak hands

>>13548652
56 dollars for a paper ay caramba

>>13548672
>weather on page 810
but damn, what a thicc boi of a daily newspaper!

>>13548663
told you fuckers it was a scam.

>>13548663
I made like $50, gonna buy mtg boosters

>>13548663
>He didn’t sell

>>13548688
It's a correction.

>>13548552
>2890

>>13544470
It's oil or just beer?

>There are 18 year olds on this website who will unironically put their entire savings into a single meme stock recommended to them by strangers on 4chan

>>13548725
jokes on you im 27

WHAT DO I SELL
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH

>>13548742
all the chink shit you've bought
first one to panic wins

>just average down on LCI bros

>>13548751
Can I buy more vix, or is it too late?

>>13548757
I did it... im the worst

>LCI
I told myself that i would never trust 4chan with economic advice and yet here i sit. Thats it, the last time i invest in anything that you fuckers endorse. Amazing job you glorious pieces of shit.

I thought trade negotiations were going smoothly and that the market was ready for new highs? The damn business media lied, Trump lied, that fucken kike steve merchant lied. The market is never going to recover from this.

xom calls

>>13548770
>>13548757
>>13548663
>weak FOMO niggers incapable of comprehending any timeframe longer than a month

kys

>>13548766

well done. just keep averaging down indefinitely, fuck opportunity cost, no such thing! been averaging down on BGFV for the last two years one day I'll break even, thanks smg for showing me the way.

>>13548771
Trump tweet us some good night stories. Make us feel good on this depressing day.

>>13548770
Could have been DF or NWL or MD
;)

I knew I should've sold MSFT at 130.

PPT when?

>>13548789
You were supposed to buy in at $4 when everyone was laughing at the idea that someone would buy LCI

>>13548789
mid-teens. just be patient.

>>13548771
Yesterday you shit on my idea of getting uvxy but I'm glad I at least bought some.

>>13548758
Yes, the best time to buy was last Friday. Tomorrow it will probably go up a little but then Thursday will be green because there will at least be some good news.

Buy YRIV while you can before it moons again.

>>13548757
>>13548770
Never listen to LCIguy when he says long anything. You guys should have just took your winnings yesterday and been happy. This shit normally happens with earnings in general.

>>13548663
Sold @ 22% profit. Was no scam.

Got 2.5k to spend, what do?

>>13548688

sorry I only listen to posters with catchy trip names. they are the expert traders here

>>13545753
Master in accounting is just memorizing taxes right?

>>13548808
i did that but then i sold at 5.50 cuz "it was a meme stock"

>>13548826
Use $200-$500 to buy a used ThinkPad, then put the rest in VTI

-11%
AHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAA

>>13548826

Iqiyi, LPTX.

Thank me later.

>>13548857
This, LPTX is mooning in t-minus 5 days

>>13548647
animefags get the rope.

Fuck this market desu

>>13548867
4chan is an anime website

OH NO NO NO NO

>>13548844
I used to always recommend used thinkpads, but now that used surface books on eBay are $400 they are the primo used laptop in the under $500 category

friendly reminder to buy up some cheapies!

also almost new bread time

probably too early but bought the Seaworld dip

Youtube is fucking up, sell GOOGL

Should I buy Disney today?

Can't believe you faggots are falling for this obvious bear attack on LCI

If you have weak hands get out... LCI is only for the man hands.

>>13548887
I'll buy back in at 7

>>13548770
>>13548757
>>13548663
I fuckinfg told you idiots to cash out at 9+ because it was going to come down again
I’ve monitored LCI and GALT for a while now and I know the pattern it will go back down now due to shit market could go back up to 8.60 tomorrow but depends on market news now
Fucking trump man

>>13548921

>>13548921
Yea but if I sell and buy again when it's cheap I can buy more than I did originally>>13548936

>All these LCI faggots blaming /biz/

Just because someone shills something as a good buy at 4-6 dollars doesn't mean it's a good buy at 10 dollars you absolute inbred retards.

>>13548819
Seriously? This one? What’s it got going for it besides eventual a trade deal

I’m beginning to think this trade war could actually drag on for months, and I’ve got way too much money in the market.

>>13548921

I FUCKING CLOSE MY CALLS AND THE SHIT STARTS RECOVERING! JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP SENPAI FUCKING FUCK MY SHIT UP!

>>13548955

Don't buy this stock, it's an inside trader scam with next to no assets. Bought this a while back worst trading decision I ever made.

>>13548857
>>13548861

Already have 1000 LPTX shares. Feels like a baghold though.

>>13548826
Buy GEO for a fat divvy
Buy FLR On the dip now but possible volatility for a few weeks
And buy INTC that shit moons the minute trump says he shook Winnie the Pooh’s hand and won America a great deal

>>13548954
>doesn't mean it's a good buy at 10 dollars you absolute inbred retards.
it is a good buy though.. they had good numbers and raised guidance

Do you not know how to calculate market cap?? LCI is way undervalued.

>>13548963
>ee did WHAT? Eets time. Pumpe et goldun bulle

>>13548861
What's in 5 days? I can't find any upcoming catalysts

>>13548955
This is one that you buy with like 500 to 1k and then put a sell value in at like $10 and then never look at again until the order executes. The trade war has been going on for a while and it's mooned a couple of times and yeah the trade war is going to drag out just like Brexit is dragging out. These things take time man but trust me if you take money you aren't afraid of losing and buy some and let it sit on the back burner with a sell limit then you can turn 1k into like 10k. Try thinking with your dick man and you will make real money, not this LCI chump change.

>>13548954

>all these newfags who weren't here when LCI was originally shilled in the mid-teens

>>13548297
this is written in such a pseudy way... it has that "terse" style of writing but no content. Probably written by someone who spent his entire life on the internet...
probably never read a book in his life... probably doesn't even lift.
I wouldn't be surprised if this was written by you anon

>>13548992
I thought it was a sporting goods retailer?

>>13548992
DUDE $20 LOL

I hate these indecisive markets

>>13548939
important reminder that the forgiveness never stops

>>13548963
i bought some more VIIX so i can sacrifice a daytrade for profits, and instead its causing a slight stop to the markets bleeding (thanks to murphy's law)

>>13548954
>>13548992
>all these newfags who didnt buy LCI when it was $4.40 a share

do you people even know how to profit from a pump'n'dump?

>>13548992
It was hilarious as shit when it crashed at $4 from mid teens and Big5gay was shilling it in mid teens! I forget who the other trip fag was that he convinced to buy with him at mid teens but he has been mia since then. Kek! LCI guy then talked about down averaging to make up for his colossal losses and he has convinced new fags to buy his bags from him, hahaha!

>>13549013

No he said that was going to reach the mid-teens. It was around $7-$8 at the time if I remember correctly, now it's under $3.

We have some truly special tripfags here.

>>13548972
GEO div is nice but stock seems to perform pretty shitty so feels like a break even.

>>13549029
I'm still holding and i'm up 8-9k on it you fucking newb. Stocks do go up and down you know?

Anyone falling for this bear trap and your FUD is an obvious newb.

Where's Comfy, I need his Zoomer computer skills to help me set up my /smg/ talk show.

>>13549029
That was 2scoops, he talked so much shit and the next day he was ELIMINATED
The golden age of smg

NEW!!

>>13549063
>>13549063
>>13549063
>>13549063

>>13549029
thats literally the story of every poster (namefag, tripfag, or anon) and every stock (penny shit or not) in every /smg/ thread ever

>>13549062
he does have a discord channel..

>>13549054
Hey I made money off LCI too but I bought in around 5 and sold 7 and haven't touched it since then. You do make money and even have helped me to make money but I have just learned to never long anything you recommend longing after it's spiked up. You know how to find good pump and dumps but you shouldn't trick people into longing pump and dumps you sadistic bastard, hahahaha.

>>13549075
>thats literally the story of every poster (namefag, tripfag, or anon) and every stock (penny shit or not) in every /smg/ thread ever
Some of us do learn. I started losing a lot and then took a break while I was still green but now I'm glad I'm back and I know not to listen to LCIguy when he talks about longing pump and dumps.

>>13549066
The golden age will come back Anon, /smg/ will wage a holy war and retake /biz/

>>13548972
GEO has sucked since Trump. Where is his racism to make me rich?!?

I’ve put a lot of money into KL for a long term investment. It’s the only thing keeping me afloat today.