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canada isnt real anon

>>13536864
We're turning conservative and voting Trudeau out.

>>13536864
There is not recession in Canada. We borrow money to make jobs to keep positive GDP. When our money becomes worthless we redefine the basket of good that our inflation is pegged to so that we can say we barely have any. For example, we change the "protein" from a steak to a can of cat food and say that protein costs have only gone up 1% because the cat food is $2.02 when the steak was $2.00 last year.

We deal with the recession by avoiding talk of it.

>>13537077
>there is not recession

Ling Ling detected

what recession? as long as it doesn't affect my internet coins

>>13537091
We’re as Canadian as you are honkey

>>13537258
>chinese and retarded

Yeah, 100% canucks

>>13536864
I just gamble on shitcoins and wait for the housing bubble to burst

>>13537258
“Canadian” riiiight. Just because you live in a Chinese colony on Canadian soil doesn’t make you Canadian.

>>13536864
>should be called hat

>>13537077
The absolute state of canucks

I love being chi- I mean Canadian

>>13536864
trading bitcoin

I'm doing well as a Canadian. Have had steady 100k+ job for 10 years now. Lots of people are poor though. Home owners who re-mortgage their homes will soon rope themselves. Canada will fall apart.

I fucking hate this country

went all in with bitcoin

the more canada's economy collapses the more bitcoin will be worth in CAD.

>please shoot me now

>>13537859
everybody else hates you too, so at least we have that in common

>>13538054
You're just gonna zoom by without saying howdy?

People keep telling me to buy a house. I'm stockpiling crypto and cash until our bubble pops and chinese start mass panic sell.

You know its a bubble when so many people are working in real estate with no experience. Its the hot new thing.

Anyone here wanna hire a non retarded recent uni grad in Info Systems interested in data science? I’m located in Toronto.

>>13538274
Sure, you'll need 5 years experience and the base salary is 30k a year, we have a pingpong table.

>>13538098
Howdy partner, sure hope you like eating onions, Canadian health experts say meat is bad for you.

>>13537583
>>13537637
Why don’t you go back to whatever white trash country your ancestors came from?

>>13538485
Fuck off Chink.

>>13536864
What is Canada never heard of it.

>>13537013
>canada isnt real anon
You know this place has IDs right?

Anywho legit Canadian here, The rescission has not affected me! I have only ever been to Canada for 2 weeks of my life though...

We’re in recession? Doesn’t feel like it.

>>13536864
Pumping $300-400 per month into crypto (BTC and ETH). Wish I could do better, but its not easy with a devalued CAD, inflation level raises and skyrocketing cost of living

>>13537013
Based schizo anon

>>13537637
i agree with you. 300 years ago the eskimos and natives wouldn't have considered the colonizers to be Canadian either. Once we wipe you out, then we'll be the real Canadians

>>13536864
no job. 50k in debt. no degree. unironically resigned myself to a life of shit jobs and wagecucking unless i kms

>>13536864
>>13537013
wat

Anyone think the CAD will rise a bit in the near/medium term future, or should I just sswitch my money to USD?

Canada is such a pile of shit. You work hard to get a degree but then the politicians imported somebody else who costs less to fill the jobs you trained for. These people have no debt. Imagine structuring a country such that the people who are already there are at a massive disadvantage to those coming in. It's basically an inverse pyramid scheme that is going to crash horribly when enough people who cannot get ahead just sit around sucking welfare. Fuck Canada.

>not enough money to take part in asian scams like toronto/vancouver real estate
>enough money to take part in asian scams like crypto

>>13537016
Came here to post this.

>>13537861
This and silver. Explained this to my gf. I dont want to hold CAD its losing value fast and we need to store wealth in silver/bitcones/income producing assets.

>>13538054
Mr.DressUp

>>13538303
He doesn't the diversity hiring quota. Too much white privilege. We can get a african who studied at a shit tier school to do half the work for twice the pay.

Diversity is our strength.

>>13536864
Alberta is totally fucked right now.

>>13536864
justin castro needs to gtfo

my dad is sitting on 200k canuck bucks. What's the best way he can invest that money to get dividends and not lose to inflation?

>>13536864
When will it become noticeable? I'm in BC and we haven't felt much yet. Slightly lower property sale counts.

>>13538895
>t. chink who avoids eye contact

still waiting chong chong

>>13539933
If you weren't laid off you are okay, though you take the responsibilities of the people that were laid off. If you don't have a job, good luck finding one with that huge glut of professionals looking, and all the grads entering the workforce every year. I know people with insane credentials only getting 6mo contract positions in this climate.

>>13537091

actually read his post, you incredible cretin

>>13537077
Shockingly accurate, fellow leaf.

I member when games used to cost 50 canuckbucks. Now there are still ports of 10 yo games that cost 50 canuckbucks but something like smush costs 120 mooseknuckles

>>13539950

>>13540366
>mommy took too much acid
>mommy got brain damage
>sunny boy is now managed by his (((handlers))) during his formative years and onward

>>13540253
That is cause Canada is basically a worthless country now. Manufacturing is dead, now it is all about resource extraction and real estate, the former everyone loves to hate because 'muh environment' or 'muh reconciliation with natives' means we have to go through such rigorous regulation that any international investment just goes somewhere else. Oil and Gas gets fucked? Lip service from the feds until they are forced to make a stupid 5b+ purchase of a half finished project. SNC threatening to pull out because they got caught doing crime? Lets try to bend the rules for 'muh jobs'. Real Estate propped up by foreign buyers and money laundering operations.

All Canada can do now is export its virtues through its poorly funded military (have fun defending the arctic ever) and be Americas bitch boy that eats tarrifs on steel, planes and whatever because we cant do anything about it. Now China is doing the same thing with canola and pork. glhf.

>>13540375
>managed by his (((handlers)))...
>what did (((they))) mean by this?

>>13540205
I know this feel.

>>13538543
You first. We own this country now.

>>13540532
Every chink I see on the street is in the most pathetic physical state. You own what we let you own chinky

>>13540572
Have you paid your rent this month?

>>13540387
>now it is all about resource extraction
good thing canada has one of the largest raw reserves in the world then

>>13540532
>>13540572
From vancouver, can confirm China owns us. Our city hall flies the chinese flag on October 1st 1949 ffs

>>13540693
No rent, you chinkies made me rich when you came over here and bought up all of the boomer bags. Its funny that a bunch of 60 year old white men dumped on your asses.

>>13539907
>having a gf in 2019

>>13540703
Cant extract it due to snowniggers and s o y land protectors stopping progress.

>>13540741
I hope your kids enjoy working for us. Oh wait, you’re on 4chan

>>13540990
I don't think you are high iq enough to get it. It might be that your eyes are too slanted to read the screen properly. My entire family got massively rich off of your daddy sending you over here. My kid won't need to work, chan. Bow down to your superior slant eye

>>13540205
Yeah two years unemployed right now. All my old co-workers have been forced to leave the field. Saturated labor market, Calgary and Edmonton are 2nd and 3rd in unemployment among Canadian cities.

Made more money a year at 19 than I do now at 25. From 4 consecutive 80k or more per year job to a 50k a year job is shitty

>>13539959
>Buy 21 BTC.
>Be part of the Million Club.
>The new financial elites.

>>13536864
Cancelled my car insurance this afternoon.
>5% safe driver discount
>6.5% increase
>Going to have to pay something like $200 to ride the bus because I don't get a U-pass in the course I'm taking now even though I had to pay for it the 2 years I was driving to school

>>13537859
Based

>>13538485
okay its nicer than canada less chinese :)

>>13539959
Gold and silver.

>>13540387
Those tariffs were legitimate on steel (not softwood, though). Firms reroute Chinese steel through Canada to the US to avoid the tariffs.

>>13540703
Venezuela has the world largest oil reserves. Look at the state they are in. I think they are a glimpse into Canada’s future m.

>>13539338
If you switch now to USD then you’ll lose money when CAD goes up.

>>13537013
Um... Ok, this is epic.

>>13539338
it's going to sink and it won't recover. could hit all time lows over the medium term. i don't accept payments from my online clients in canacuck bucks, i only take USD or crypto.

>>13540572
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>>13539338
Only if the price of oil starts mooning

>>13539965
slightly lower?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=alIS4KRFPWE

>>13539933
>>13540205
>>13541919
I graduated from NAIT in 2015 when the shit was hitting the fan and didn't even find a job in my field until 2017, and I made like 45k starting and back in 2007-2014 people from my program were making like 65k starting, I'm glad to have any job though. My brother graduated from U of A engineering in 2016 and had to go back to get a masters degree because there was nobody hiring, he found a job now though thankfully.

>>13540387
We were always a commodity-based economy. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Commodity_currency

Canada's economy pretty much consists in an oligarchic service sector (banking, telecom, etc.), real estate (immigration fuelled), and basic commodities.

>>13536864
It's all so tiresome leaf bros. Why don't we have a cohesive culture anymore? Why are we bending a knee to Chinese invaders? What happened to being a "true north strong and free" nation?

The reality is that we're gonna wagecuck until we die, watching the country declining slowly but never quite collapsing. Literal hell.

This thread reeks of leafposting
Give back The Yukon - or war

>>13542750
Because muh feminism and muh immigrants is more important than eerything else

Albertan trades guy here.... yep I'm still fucking here guys and it's the pits.

In the last three years I've been getting short hours(32s and 24s for a few months and then back for 40s) been laid off twice for a total of 4 months in that time frame as well.

I'm originally from ontario where my trade is booming but I really dont want to move back there to deal with traffic, housing prices etc and then who's to say it wont tank over there in the next 5 years anyways.

I love this province, the nature, the people, and especially my work. We have one of the best trained work forces in the country along with the natural resources that should be able to sustain a decent lifestyle.

Keep your heads up despite the absolute shit storm all of us our in anons.

>>13542868
What trade?

>>13542750

I've honestly been considering just learning Spanish and moving to somewhere like Ecuador or Chile, I don't know what to do anymore because I feel like there is no future for me anymore in this country (and not just economically speaking). It would be nice to be somewhere where the weather nice, things are cheaper, people can actually be proud of their country despite not being perfect, and not trying to virtue signal on the world stage every day. Somewhere where I could actually ever hope to own a piece of property.

It really is tiresome. I guess I'll wait around to see what happens in the elections this year, but as always I don't have much hope for this country even if the conservatives could actually win...

>>13543055
My dream is that Alberta separates from the rest of Canada and becomes based

>>13542894
Im a sprinkler fitter (fire protection). It's an awesome trade and I'm thankful that I've been able to stay in my field. It's also not the glory days of 4 or 5 years ago though.

>>13543076
BC, Alberta and Saskatchewan become a new country. Vancouver becomes an independent Chinese proxy city-state.

>>13543129
Hahaha, yeah, becomes

>>13543076
>>13543129


That would be the dream, but Ontario and Quebec would never let that happen because then who would they siphon wealth from to fund their LGBT parades and immigrant welcome packages.

If I actually had to pay rent/mortgage in this country I would have already left, the only thing that keeps me here is that by being here I can live with my parents and pay no rent at all.

>>13537013
>>13538827
>>13539189
>>13542346
No core identity, post-national state. Not a country.

>>13543055
These places are only good if you already made it. Otherwise it's chronically low wages and corrupt institutions that nobody gives a shit about. They don't try to posture on the world stage because their shit back home is not fixed and everyone just became apathetic. Nobody is actually optimistic about their future there, just content with mediocrity. There isn't really any up and coming country anymore, except maybe those in the ASEAN group.

>>13543138
heh.

>>13536864
Saving money from my decent job by living at home, and holding a portfolio of 13 BTC

>>13543129
Based. But do the chinks get Victoria or is it ours?

Yeah, I like most of BC except Greater Vancouver. Fuck Richmond, Vancouver, Surrey and Burnaby. Just lol if you think China 2.0 is a good place to live in.

Basically pic related but China can have the entire greater vancouver region.

>>13543188
we get everything while the rest of you poorfags get pushed out. =)

>>13543188
>China can just have it
Are all Canadians complete pussies unwilling to fight for anything or is it just the white ones?

>>13543211
Please Zhang. You already have everything you could have asked for. You can have Vancouver

>>13543214
It's already too late to save the greater Vancouver region. Richmond is already synonymous with rich Chinese even though at one point is with a majority white city.

Also they'er not gonna leave anytime soon so fuck it.

>>13543215
no, we want it all. move east and stay out of my area. richfags only.

Isn't it funny the only people who constantly harp on Justin Trudeau's lack of leadership are alt-right conservative racist shitheads. Hmmm... I wonder why that is. The fact of the matter is this: Canada is doing quite fine amidst all the dire economic forecasters wishing upon this country's downfall. I live in Canada, it is one of the greatest countries to live next to maybe Hong Kong. Quit smearing this awesome country and maybe consider seeing whats happening south of us. I wouldn't want to be an American if I were given 1 million dollars and citizenship.

The only thing that suprises me is that the chinks allow so much other types of immigration. I thought they hated pajeets?

I don't know where to put my money but I am watching the cdn dollar tumble, so I'm working for USD now. Where 2 put excess CDN$

>>13543305
b8

>>13543305

I know you're baiting but I don't think anyone here believes it's all Trudeau's fault, he's just the icing on the clown world cake. This country has been sold out by the right and left for decades.

>>13543211
>>13543228

another shit talking chink that avoids eye contact in real life. kek @ you and your people's entire history. cucked by opioids and sparrows, fucking retard

>>13543354
stop living in the past and live in the now anon. do you want some fentanyl?

>>13543365
mainland china can barely hold on after one of trump's tweets kek. living in the past? china's glory days will never come, enjoy being the bitch of the world for the next 100 years. now make me some toys you little chink

>>13543378
what do i care about mainland china? im here now haha. deal with it son.

>>13542327
Captain obvious over here. The point is that in the longer term Canadian Pesos are shit when your economy is based or resource extraction that doesn't happen and an over inflated real estate market.

>>13543406
doesnt matter if you're here, your kind is irrelevant. buy those houses up boy, when the fiat currencies crash you'll be left holding worthless assets.

>>13542454
What did u study fren?

>>13543434
still waiting for that crash son, for the last 2 decades. hahaha, by now i can afford a crash just to scoop up more properties.

>>13543148
Conferation was a mistake also fuck the quebecors they are blood sucking leeches.

>>13543448
Just like you scooped up that free road salt?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1QLSViytsl0#dialog

>>13543475
hahahaha look at those fucking ant people. "we're going to take over the world" they say. once a slave people, always a slave people.

>>13543475
Gotta save every penny to afford your next property there

>>13543475
personally, i have someone else maintain my properties. if they didn't try to get free salt and went to home depot and paid 500% markup for otherwise free salt i'd be pretty disappointed. you should save money while you can anon, avocado toast et al

>>13543475
How the fuck do they afford $5 million houses?

>>13543503
one child policy + factory owner dad
they have at least 4x as many factory owners as the US, based on population alone, probably more considering they're so industrial as a nation

>>13543503
>chinese gov prints money
>chinks wash it through random banks
>they now hold usd
>come to north america, buy properties in cash
>repeat ad infinitum

it's nothing special really. china is a paper tiger and is a laughing stock. the annoying thing is watching trump piss around with them. maybe he's hoping that just the slightest touch will crumble mainland china and send them into a economic nightmare / civil war. we'll see

>>13543448
Or was this you at no frills the other day Chang? https://youtu.be/z9GfDPCfLLs

>>13543475
Imagine they were all niggers. They would be shooting each other for some road salt. lol

>>13543532
no, but one time was at Richmond country farm and they had 10 corn for 1 dollar! was a steal.

>>13543496
Lol of course last time I seen a chink try to maintain his home he was cutting his lawn with scissors. Your entire race is incompetent.

>>13543503
Have some chinks in Canada Goose coats go crazy over some discounted rice: https://streamable.com/66bd3

They LOVE money and status that is bought with money.

>>13543544
i ain't going to lie. i do this when things have limit sales. usually the cashiers are okay with it, they just ring up the limit and give a separate bill.

>>13543541
i cut mine with a reel lawn mower. scissors seems a bit excessive and time consuming for me. but hey if he's got that much time and patience more power to him.