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I'm holding but i only have $80

Hey its me!

>>13533617
Follow your heart OP

>>13533617
What would Jesus do?

>>13533622
*$8

just give it a couple months you'll see I'm right.

>>13533617
Long or short? That is the question.

>>13533617
literally just buy the fucking dip, how hard is it?

>>13533617
>check catalog for your R:GWR
>this is our Red to Green Wojak Ratio for all you newfriends out there
>substitute golden bulls for G and bear imaged for R

Remember /biz/ is always wrong so you have to measure for each column and give it a staggered spread weighted by the top threads on the front page (45/30/15/10). For example:

Column 1: = x1 Bear
Column 2 = X1 Bear X2 Red Wojak
Column 3 = 0
Column 4 = x2 Bear, x1 Red Wojak, and x1 Bogdanoff (this is important later)

If we take this information we will get:
>.45 * 1
>.30 * (1:2)
>.15 * 0
>.10 * (2:1)
V
> R:GWR = (.45*1) + (.30*[1:2]) + (.15 * 0) + (.10*[2:1])
V
>R:GWR = .45 + .15 + .20
V
R:GWR = .80

So we have a red wojak / bear catalog percentage of about 80%, which is a very bullish indicator indeed. Now many of you are wondering
>but nigger nerd, what does it mean if I have more than one bog in my equation?
This is an indication there will be an unpredictable imminent price movement equal to or greater than 10% in either direction within 24 hours.

>>13534025
be nice and she will tell you

>>13534025
holy shit this was good

>>13533617
Get 10. If they go down you'll only lose at most 500 bucks but if they go up you'll regret having missed yet another opportunity.

>>13534025

>>13534025
this is the most based post ive ever seen, thank you anon will use this in future

>>13533617
just buy high, sell low

>>13533617
what kind of a retard do you have to be to not browse biz in catalog mode

>>13534025
replying to a based post

>>13534025
BaSeD