/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>13520323
I use it to catfish lonely, middle aged HR ladies to hatefuck then rob. Does that count?

basically used it 15 years or so ago when i first heard of it
then got head hunted and got ££++
then kept getting calls from recruiters and it pissed me off so came off it
so yeah u can use it for that

>>13520323
It's great for STEM. I make 140k/yr and get about 10 interview requests a week for positions between 110k-150k/yr...

>>13520341
How do you structure your profile to get that level of interest? For reference I'm an EE student with some work experience

>>13520351
I live in Nashville. Simply when I was only 3 years into my career, I added all the local recruiters in my town and then send them my resume (which was already my profile basically). Meet with them for lunch, which they paid for.

From there, just keep in contact when them or whoever is recruiting actively at their particular firm. Do a phone interview every 6 months just to keep the contact going...

I'm a turbo autist but no how to act like a turbo normie. Recruiters always tell me 4 basic things on why they like me so much:

-I'm not a nerd who can only talk about tech
-I can carry on a fun conversation (in the business, this is known as "soft skills")
-I am one of few people in STEM who can effectively communicate to both business people and tech people (the communication cliche really is based in reality)
-I know how to write a resume

It is surprisingly similar to dating


You'd be amazed at the great engineers, developer and scientists I meet that have a resume that looks like it's written by a nigger. Only sperg out about latest tech/starwars/GoT in any conversation (including interviews when asked what their hobby is) and our timid faggot bitches

Don't get me wrong, pic related is me every time I meet with a recruiter or meet with the business at work...or meet with a thot im dating

>>13520351
no one goes on linked in looking for graddys durr
get a job - any job in the field you want dont' worry about pay yet - stay in it for 2 years then make a linkedin
boom money

Yep, what I do is read trade journals from the profession I go to school for and then write down the names of all the people who write articles. Then skim the article to find one interesting thing. After I collect aboit 20 entries I write that many connection request notes (150 words) where i mention how wonderful their article was and ask them a question or say how it helped me bla bla. Usually get about 75% of them accept and a further 50% are willing to have a convo with me. From there I just go on once a day and like 2-5 recent posts of people in my network.

Already well connected with many industry leaders and i havent even graduated yet. Feels comfy. Also put a lot of work into my profile. Its fake and ghey and i hate faceberg type shit but its working. Also started a blog/portfolio to show i think big

>>13520323
I get messages from recruiters pretty often. I'm a CPA.

I'd rather die in poverty than to associate myself with corporate normies

i use linkedin. its mostly a place for zoomers to flex on entry-level jobs they just picked up. i get tons of headhunter and recruiter spam, so its good for that.

>>13520694
Theyre all sociopaths playing the game. Theyre all more woke and successful than you.

>>13520710
>being a wagecuck
>being successful

>>13520419
cheers anon

>>13520731
As opposed to what? Living off government NEETbux for the equivilent of minimum wage, or living off mommy and daddy until you commit suicide at 35? The game is rigged anon, the sooner you figure that out and pretend to play along the better off you'll be.

Unless you were raised by rich parents and already made it without needing to put in effort that's the options the rest of us have.

>>13520731
A good rule of thumb is this: if they could decide to have your life or theirs they are more successful than you. You couldnt choose to be a well networked earner tomorrow on a whim but they could on a whim abandon what they have and be a loser like you.

>>13520334
what were you head-hunted for?

>>13520419
>when asked what their hobby is
what do you say? What am I supposed to say if my only hobby is studying/anime/gym?

>>13520710
>slaving away for the Jews
>successful
top kek

>>13520785
niche type of equities trading

>>13520419
literally me. if you can talk to both sides of the house, as well as mgmt, you're golden

>>13520957
oh wow, nice. Did you have previous professional trading experience at another company or were you a retail trader?

>>13520957
>niche type of equities trading
what do you do? Do you trade for them?
What if you make so many unseccsessful trades and let them losing money? Will be fired?

>>13521219
sell side ubs

>>13521354
brokers never lose
it was client execution tho

How do I break out of cycle of not having almost anything on my resume (in uni atm), so none wants to hire me, and as none wants to hire me, I cant really put anything on linkedin?!

>>13521539
go to the career fairs and get an internship.

>>13520419
I just want sweet release, Anon. The office life has the big gay.

>>13521379
And how did you get your sell-side UBS job? How big was the salary job from it to your exotic equities broker position?

>>13521539
learn stuff, then make up relevant experience, but make sure you can back up the knowledge required to do the thing you said you did.
>>13521940
Whoops, had a mini-stroke there: How big was the salary JUMP from the sell-side UBS position to your exotic equities broker position?

>>13520323
ofc. why wouldnt you?

as a soon-to-be finance graduate, what kind of things should i bullshit about on my resume? I can exaggerate skills, but I can't really make up experience, right? Also, how important is GPA?

>>13522819
GPA is only important for your first job. Experience is hard to make up (although you could say you worked in something unrelated to finance and put your friends number as the reference, you can't do the same with a finance position as people talk). Do you have any internships or contacts?

>>13520419
>I live in Nashville.
Heads up, I'm wiping out the yuppies downtown when I make it. You seem like a good guy, don't go to work tomorrow.

>>13523004
enjoy the fbi knocking on your door

>>13523036
Cope

>>13522922
>14:22:22 No.13522922
nice digits
I interned a few summers at a law firm, but that's pretty much the extent of my contacts and experience

>>13523048
holy shit I wouldn't have noticed if you didn't point that out, thanks.
What jobs are you trying to get? What extracurriculars have you done? (feel free to make up any which you think you could talk about in an interview)

>>13520323
hypothetically how would one go about doing so by using facebook for unemployed people for doing so? you know saying someone had one and marketable skills. as well as some interesting professional connections.

>>13523072
I'm looking for any kind of business job. I don't really know which specific field is best because I haven't done any of it yet- but since my degrees are econ and finance, i'm looking at analyst type stuff so far.
Real extracurriculars: trading shitcoins, shooting, cooking, making political youtube videos, reading
Exaggerated resume extracurriculars: Programming, economics club, and i also tried to dress up my shitcoin trading as "managing a personal portfolio" and involvement in a "fintech research and investment group" focused on smart contracts, data and derivatives (i.e. LINK shitposting group).

>>13520323
CuckedIn

>>13523192
Make a crypto-sounding LLC right now and say you worked for it trading assets. This is the time to call on those old friends you met in college (you DID grow your network in college, right anon???)

>>13520323
No. I own my own business, meet clients out in the real world, and 4chan(nel) is the only form of social media I use.
t. ran into ex girlfriend last night and she told me she couldn't find me anywhere on the internet. 9/10 feels good; would disappear again.

>>13523276
what kind of business? Where do you go to meet clients?

>>13520796
tell them you enjoy foreign cinema, self improvement, are autodidactic, and feel autotelic in what you do with your free time. doing the hobbies in and of themselves is a rewarding and refreshing experience apart from when you are being otherwise productive in a professional sense.

>>13521539
take internships paid or not just to put professional experiences on your CV volunteer at places like churches or synagogues(oy vey!) you can make connections to get real internships or jobs.

>>13520323
The only people who actively use LinkedIn are unemployed losers or people in shitty wageslave roles trying to seem like they're "involved in their field" or other bullshit. Everyone I know with a real job rarely uses it

>>13523036
Wwhat did he post?

>>13523269
n-not really. My good friends are all from high school. If i create an LLC right now, wouldn't they be able to see that it was founded a month before the interview?

>>13523528
>autotelic
Thanks for the new word. Funny thing, most of my free time is in fact spend reading nonfiction, so that's pretty nice I guess
>>13523552
Are they really open to people outside the faith or (((faith)))? What's your religious background and volunteer experience been like?

>>13523036
>reporting people for making vague claims that don't even hint at violence
Go back to rebbit

>>13523580
no one is going to look at the incorporation date of a company, especially if it sounds professional enough.
>whitelastname securities
>vaguelylatinword trading
etc. etc.

>>13523758
yes. just emphasize you are looking to reach out in the community over a drive coming from a faith perspective.

"I was wondering if you were accepting any interns or volunteers in the temple? Oh meshugga no I've never been inherently into the faith I've certainly done abrahamic reading but I want to engage more with the community."

"Hey mr. goldstein yeah still looking for a programming position that provides vision dental and health. You say your daughter is still single hmm? Well maybe if I had a job I could provided for a family one day haha. Mr . silverberg is your son still running a startup I do have that degree in mathematics and engineering. Mrs. motzahlevened I know your daughter is dating 'one of those people' from her public school education, but hopefully it's just a phase and she wont get too beaten. How is her younger sister anyways I understand you homeschooled her and she has never seen a man besides her father."

literally how I got to an early retirement at 30. looking to get back into the game with the new shit I learned though so better move quick before I finish this contract work I'm on.

>>13520323
yes, but also to be able to view shitcoin scam company pages to determine the shitcoins shittiness

>>13524010
lol tell us more stories about this. What are the jews like? Will they welcome you if you just waltz into the synagogue? Do you have to convert to really reap the benefits? Will they actually hook you up with connections?

>>13520323
linkedin is lame and gay, it perpetuates indentured servitude, but not only that, it characterises indentured servitude as a lifestyle choice and arguably as something worthy of pride. Worst of all is its positioning, you’ve got a for profit in control of the means of finding a joab, like really ?? Fuck biz bros, some days i really want to kill myself, i think it’s time for some butthole surfers.

>>13520796
Gym for you. Anime & gaming = too childish... (unless that's a position about gamedev / entrrtainment)

>>13524052
I think I gave away enough for free.

>>13524141
i see the jews have taught you well

>>13524075
What a loser mentality. Also, LinkedIn is a tool : use it well & it'll help.

>>13524186
shut the fuck up fag how tf did you manage to get your ball gag off ?

>>13524186
nah you're just a fucking fag trying to justify his cuckoldry

>>13524223
>finding a job through linkedin
how are you not the cuck you absolute cheese slice ?