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>>13521450
I've done it before

Unironically no

>>13521450
No.

There should be a greentext collage of female roommate horror stories.

>>13521450
mmmmmmm boiled cabbage

>living with a woman who doesn't fuck you
why not just get married? at least then you get tax breaks.

if she cooks for you and pays the rent sure I'd say it about evens out financially, but the company and nice feels make it worth it

>>13521450
All the cons of having a girlfriend with none of the benefits. Pass.

if you are beta no, chad yes

>>13521450
Fuck no

>"hey anon, Chad's coming over to spend the night with me, I hope you won't mind"
>"s-sure"
>loudest sex OP has ever heard
>OP can't sleep
>Chad keeps coming over to spend the night
>OP's performance as a wagie drops due to lack of sleep
>cucked by Chad once again

If you want to hear her get railed by chad brad and thad throughout the week sure. Also if you love hair clogging the drain and bloody tampons etc

>>13521450
>he thinks his life will be like his webm

>>13521450
>allowing their random tinder dates into your home
>willingly being around female drama while trying to relax
>not understanding that women can be slobs just as much or worse than men
>trying to coax you into shit with the ole "cute voice"
>hair in the drain
>period blood smell in the trash

Fuck no.

>>13521485
imagine the smell

>>13521468
checked, waiting

fuck no, don't fucking do it bro

>>13521450
>no puking in the bowl
dropped

>>13521545
>>not understanding that women can be slobs just as much or worse than men
definitely worse. At least with men the worst you have to deal with is the occasional pube on the toilet. With women you have to deal with pubes and hair everywhere. Tampons and their stench everywhere. Snail trails everywhere. The list goes on.

>t. grew up with 2 older sisters

When have girls ever been a good investment?

>>13521450
only if you're a chad
they'll do everything for you

>>13521450
There are 2 possible outcomes;
1) you get to fuck her and then she'll bail out of rent and utilities, you are basically a couple living together

2)You'll be the biggest cuck alive. You'll keep masturbating her moaning while some chad is fucking her.

>>13521450
have fun accidentally stepping on soiled tampons.

Yes. They will do dishes when everyone else denies it's theirs

>>13521541
kek

>>13521629
Option 3) is you fuck other girls and turn her into the cuck.

>>13521642
C'mon, we are on 4chan. Only a desperate incel would think about having a female roommate.

>>13521507
this. Lived with about 4 different females in this arrangements at separate times. the other problematic people are usually faggy men

>>13521541
kek

most women are huge slobs anon
their messes are really really gross
they often have a ton of baggage in every sense of the word

girl next door/2 doors down scenario, maybe
girl living with you, nah bro. too much risk, too much baggage, too much bullshit

only the first one with tits has a decent face


the rest look like mutated fish

>>13521541
>mfw this was probably true
Live with a female for a SHORT period of time just to see how horrible the experience is.

>>13521450
Under 30 no. Over 30 yes.

>>13521631
>They will do dishes
lel

>>13521450
sauce?

>>13521701
https://old.reddit.com/r/JavDownloadCenter/comments/7a2n1h/zuko114_baby_making_sex_at_the_erotic_sensual/

Lived with one in my early 20s for a few years. The only benefit was having a few chicks with me at bars. Definitely helped my image. All the downsides have been posted

I had two female roommates once, it wasn't so bad. They probably resented me more if anything since I didn't work.

>>13521450
no. yes, there is a chance that you will eventually fuck her, but then you'll have an annoying cunt 24/7 in your house. not a good investment

fuck no. there's nothing more cucked

Ive done it and wanted to kms. never again

>>13521450
The one on the right with the red shirt has the best body type, that is the ideal female body.

Buddy and me moved into an apartment together since we both worked at the same place up the road.
>shared all costs, even went in on food and toiletries (no homo)
>eventually moves his gf in
>uhh... ok as long as she pays
>doesn't pay shit for months
>we still pay half each
>uses my pots and pans to make food for my friend and herself
>doesnt offer me a plate once
>jacks up utilities doing laundry, running computer, tv, etc...
>starts being a cunt like its "their apartment" and I'm just renting a room from them
>say fuckit
>leave the keys and a $100 bill on the table, take my shit and leave
>she throws a fit and coaxes my friend into disassociating from me
>friend I had since 3rd grade doesnt talk to me for like 2 years

Now we're cool. He isnt with the girl anymore. Goes to show how much of a debacle it can be tho.

>>13521450
Lived with this 21yo rather mediocre looking chick back when I was 23. She was somewhat reasonable so I didn't have any recurring complaints, didn't really sleep around (we were both at quite demanding uni) and cooked something simple like once-twice a week.

I figure you can roll high and low, just as with males.

>>13521489
This.
t. married with children

>>13521701
ik the girl in the pink is asahi mizuno

>>13521450
Women dont like female roomates, why should you? Maybe if youre a uni student and she has hot friends but it's not a good risk/reward ratio if you ask me

>>13521450
>tfw have to plot a Machiavellian scheme to make the retarded roasts living with me don't leave rotting fruit in the common area
Shit's intense

>>13521985
nope females roommates aren't worth it unless you have your gf living with you

otherwise you get to hear some degenerate banging them and girls get banged daily, but if you have your own gf you can just bang her
>t. lived with 2 girls in college but 1 was my gf now wife

>ywn be a qt female and lez it up with your roommates

Why even fucking bother?

>>13521985
My gf hated her roommate in college. She kept throwing trash in my gf's trash can like she was going to take it out.
Gf took everything out and threw it all over her desk. Witnessed. Breddy funny.
Old subway wrappers with sauce and shit all over. Cans. Balls of hair and god knows what else.

Girl moved out that week and went to the "emotional support" dorms with all the trannies and spergs. Kek.

>>13521450
Having cash or precious metals in hand is a good investment. It will get you these:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nmtw8grnnUM

After this video hits 144,000 views the entire financial landscape will start changing dramatically.

I have a female roommate. It's whatever. We work very different hours so I rarely even see her.

>>13521450
I had two female roommates in 2 bedroom apartment during college. Fucked both of their best friends and have been dating one of said friends for nearly 5 years now.

As long as they are cool, it’s definitely a good investment. Plus you get to see the occasional tit or something too

>>13521541

I've done it. She was messy and load and put her feet on everything, so that sucked.

On the other hand, she would walk around in panties sometimes and I caught a few glimpses of her naked because she would sometimes change with her door cracked.

>>13521629
/thread

>>13521541

>>13521450
Women are fucking pigs and they have no problems living in their own filth. They also start shit for no reason when they get bored and if they have friends they will come over and make a lot of noise. There's a reason why people say women are children.

>>13521888
your friend is a cuck

>>13522248
Yup, sinks full of dishes, empty liquor bottles, piles of dirty laundry, nursing hangovers between “going out” and getting their box stuffed by NPC #23 from their local watering hole. That helped me to swallow the black pill on women and made me journey to the top of the mages guild. Today I’m a level 33 wizard with a tidy place and no swamp donkey polluting my living area.

>>13521522
Kek

>>13521530
>chad
>brad
>Thad
Rofl

>>13521588
What’s snail trails

>>13522377
>GET OUT OF MY SWAMP

>>13522403
The vagina secretes lubricant mixed with small amounts of urine and bacteria derived from their dietary choices and PH balance. They inadvertently spread the shit on clothes toilet bowls, bedding, couches, etc.

>>13522403
Pussy slime on furniture when she sits on something without wearing panties.

>>13522418
No u.

I've been living with a female friend for almost 2 years. It's not bad, her bf doesn't come over because he hates that I support Trump lol

>>13521450
Not one of those girls are hot

>>13521468
IDK I had a hot female roommate. We fucked a lot. Even when she had bfs. I would never date a woman with a male roommate.

>>13522441

They don't need to be

>be OP
>hey anon do you mind if i borrow your towel hehe?
>s-sure
>next day you take a shower (note; OP doesn't shower, it's just a way to fap in secret)
>OP takes towel out of laundry basket
>huffing fumes from towel female roommate borrowed the previous day
>furiously beating his meat to the thought of femanons pussy juices
>next day
>oh hey anon dont worry ill do laundry brad and i had a little "fun" the other night sorry if we woke you
>i had to use your towel because mine were all dirty hehe
>brad is such a naughty boy he just shoots wherever he wants haha

enjoy your new life with a female roommate OP

>>13522441

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ikBrfCUbkfs

>>13521507
This.

This is just inviting women into your life, who don't care about you, and aren't fucking you.

>>13521693
not a bad suggestion

>>13521541

>>13522433
Orange man bad, electrical box told me so.

>REEEEEEE!!!

Diversity and inclusion!!

Babe, can you help me open this bottle of onions?

>>13521450
>female drama
>trivial babble
>annoying friends
>never does her share of anything
>boy who cried wolf pity excuses for any carelessness
>blood, hair, makeup, dirty clothes, pot residue, chadcum everywhere
>bathroom guaranteed always filthy
>Anon can you help me with
>Anon can you help me with
>Anon can you help me with
>Thanks Anon can you let Chad in
>all of this is somehow your fault
>all cuz you wanted std infested sloppy 1,000ths
Don't be a fucking retard. Women are evolutionary parasites by nature.
t. Saw Many Girls Places

>>13522419
Yikes

>>13521698
unironically true tho, dishes always pile up when there's no girls in he house. guys have too much self respect to do what they think is others' dishes. girls will capitulate if it gets too messy.

>>13521450
Haha imagine the smell
Haha

>>13522574
nope. They won't

>>13522574
what a dumb thing to care about. you probably also say alpha/beta and study body language. take turns doing the dishes and stfu. what you think men did when they were gone at war? "no no thats NOT my towel or my glass! oh gosh i dont wanna look beta better nitpick everything like a female"

>>13522610
Partly true. Their motive isn’t based on cleanliness or hygiene though, they step up only to appear presentable and do things they think will get them ahead socially.

>>13521522
The inevitable.

Id rather kmy than living with a female that doesnt suck my dick

>>13522637
Who gives a shit why they won't do it. They won't, unless you're some Chad.

Endless dirty panties to sniff

>>13521888
He's a disloyal bitch and will do it again if he gets a gf. You can never trust him. Not your friend.

>>13522636
In the army there is ALWAYS clear authority that holds you accountable. While living in a regular flat-sharing arrangements there's nothing like that and you have to know how to operate informal hierarchies or you;ll get shat on by roasties.

>>13521456

It worked for me. Used to live with a cute gurl named laura. Chicks are sort of intimidated that you live with a cute girl. Got lots of girls because of this. Only fucked laura when we were rolling.

Oh to be young again.

>>13522685
i didnt talk about roasties. he said girls will do others dishes while men wont do others dishes. my friends and i had assigned chores. one would do dishes while another cleaned floors, and another in charge of trash/recycle/cleaning bathroom. when we first picked chores, whoever made the most mess of something was assigned to that chore. we were punctual and our authority was morals. yes your strat is needed with woman who're incapable of honor

if you very want to know dark side of women before getting involved into marriage / serious relationships then sure, go on, after half a year you will know so much more. but prepare a plan when you will be fed up

>>13522574
Men normally have disgusting kitchens. Women usually have disgusting bathrooms.

>>13521450
Absolutely not unless it's a gf or, at the very least, a fuck buddy.

>>13522636
wtf are you on about man im just giving my personal observations. have you never done a house share?

>>13521888
Your "friend" is a piece of shit and a cuck.

>>13522852
>Thinking his own arrangements are universal arrangements in all similar situations
You're autistic, I understand now.

>>13522574
My first year in college our sink was shit. Second year I had new roommates, and we did talked about the ground rules. If anyone were to break them, we would simply call each other, tell the person to clean it.

Turns out confronting with people works out.

>>13521522
this chad seems pretty based fucking all these stacies tbf

>>13521659
>>13521642
option 4chan) you hide cameras all over the house and sell her pee tapes to some guy in india for bitcoin

>>13522050

That's the sexiest currency I've ever seen. Forget infrastructure, the economy or inequality, those notes alone could make America respected and admired once more.

I lived with 2 girls for 3 months right out of college while looking for my first real job. I was already looking for a new place before I moved in because it was going to be that bad. I would call them women but that would imply that they were mature in any regard.

>Fatass girl
>Used every single dish in the apartment, never cleaned any of them
>Secretly horded dirty dishes and used tampons in her room until finally a trail of ants was found leading directly to her room
>Always had her sister and her toddler niece over (with 0 or more friends over) without letting anyone know, so no quiet time in the house
>Her BF was cool and understanding, but she was clearing using him because he was black and was very adamant she would never marry a black guy. Felt bad for him.
>Had one of those Disney Princess complexes, so she watched Frozen all the god damn time, even at 3AM on a weekday. Ruined any appreciation I could have for that film.

>Other girl I tried dating a while ago but was still attracted to at the time
>Tried using my feelings to get me to do things for her
>Would make plans to hang out with me, then would ghost me EVEN THOUGH WE BOTH LIVED IN THE SAME HOUSE
>Constantly made excuses for fatass, never wanted to confront her about her shit
>Got a kitten when I moved in, refused to do any sort of training or care for it. Fatass and I had to take care of it for the most part.
>Blamed me when kitten destroyed my property or peed the carpet because the litterbox was full
>Went into serious credit card debt to maintain GAMER GRRL persona
>Kept buying new cars whenever old one was done with payments, never considered leasing because "I don't get to keep it afterwards"
>Would get promoted to management at her job then quit and start off at entry level somewhere else, rinse and repeat
>Eventually joined the military to help her debt but quit that too

Seriously, unless they're your sexy bitch, do not live with girls.

>>13521450
for every hot chick in the world there is a dude who is sick of her shit

>all these redpills
This board is so based about the parasitic female question.
Based and sniffpilled.

>>13521629
option 3 she pays you rend and you probably get to see her naked

Never had a woman roommate, but have known women (family and non-family). Guy roommates I had, some were messy (even me for a bit) and some were "let food and trash sit around until you had to climb mountains of it".

Regardless of gender, gotta get a good roommate.

Moved back in with my parents several years ago and I'm the go-to house cleaner. Concerned about my parents as they age, so getting rid of excess stuff we don't know.

Wanting my own place when I move out.

>>13522852
>do some faggots dishes
>he thinks you're his bitch and lets you do his dishes
yeah.. no thanks I let that shit pile up until he eventually realizes "oh shit dude I have to do my dishes oh wow"

I don't care if it's a male or a female, people suck at personal, fiscal, and moral responsibility, especially some random npc roommate.

>>13521450
If she cook, wash dishes and blow job you, yes, otherwise big no

finally lost all hope for humanity
there's almost zero decent women
those fucking princesses' world views are extremely fucked up
the man has to basically be perfect in every aspect possible for the woman to be able to love "him"
probably the same for men, even though men are easier to be content with a woman
the man loves the woman for herself
the woman loves what the man can give her, very rarely the man himself

>>13521659
This. Literally why we have trouble with women in the first place. If you had 1 girl interested in you then it would lead to jealousy from another girl and it would get the ball rolling from your preselection. But by having no other prospects, you're unwanted.

>>13521693
You or the female?

>>13524019
Unironically your fault.
I’m married and my wife knows she is responsible to cleanup my shit, blowjob me whenever I ask, cook and take care of me.
These are the rules or else I can just live alone and don’t give a single fuck.
Don’t be a soi boi

>>13524019
Wow dude, just get a girl who blows you and cooks for you or live alone.

>>13521450
I want to smell a woman's asshole. What's it like? I just want to smell and lick.

>>13524103
Just swallow the blackpill fren. It took me 15 years to achieve; 15 years without approaching women, showing any interest, cutting conversations short and pushing away/avoiding the ones that showed interest or tried to come on to me. It’s actually liberating to be fully comfortable being alone and letting go. I may die a virgin, but things could be worse.

>>13524152
>not pumping and dumping the roasties
That's next level inceldom

>>13523730
>Fatass girl
If she doesn't value her body then that's a red flag

>>13524120
They’re scentless

>>13524226
I never wanted that. Casual sex and sleeping around never appealed to me, even with the availability of several where all I would have to do was go with it.

>>13521450
Depends : there's horrible female roommates, there's horrible male roommates.

>>13524226
Also, the ability to pump and dump wouldn’t make you an incel, right? Doesn’t that only happen if you actually try and can’t?

>>13521522
same apply to her you know? it's not that hard bring someone to fuck in your apartment

>>13521888
I know those types of men. I had a buddy that would fall off the grid every time he got serious with a girl. I assumed he would delete his social media, turns out he was fucking blocking me for I have no idea why... maybe he thought he was proving his loyalty to these girls by supplicating and being beta as fuck?

Whatever, immediately stopped talking to him when I discovered how soft he is.

>>13524355
Not a true bro. Women will come and go, generally, but a good friend will always make time to chill, even post marriage, if he’s legit.

You example represents the portion of men that make all the concessions in a relationship and give away a large part of themselves for access to a vagina and stability.

>>13521450
I’ll make her repaint the room before she moves in
She’ll cook for me and do dishes
We’ll split the bills
It’s for 1 1/2 months
She can be sexy but is a fren don’t wanna ruin frenship just coz I’m horny all the time+wanna bang frens of hers

My concern is I wanna bring other chicks to fuck and don’t know of the dynamics/privacy of having a chick next door

>>13521450
I was coworkers with this cute innocent looking girl with a little mousy voice that cucked and destroyed guys minds for a living. She wouldn't say "boyfriend" she would say "this guy I'm seeing" or "this guy I'm dating". Eventually realized she was talking about someone different each time because she dates multiple people at once. But then she would also always have a "my friend I'm staying with". She had an arsenal of friendzoned guys that would give her a place to live for free until inevitably she would come home with one of her dates jacket or something and then that would traumatize the poor guys providing for her. Eventually she would get kicked out because those guys realize she won't fuck them. Then she would get in a venomous rage about the beta guys because they acted "entitled to sex" and they "acted like they had no other motives".

>>13524398
Just another monkey parading around on the high savannah with an engorged posterior with other monkeys handing out bananas and other foliage for a chance to slip inside.

>>13521450
>having roommates at all

and the women roommates I had were the worst. slobs and tried to use their gender as an excuse whenever they could

>>13521450

>>13524398
Fuck that’s sad.. NEVER get friend zoned, that’s a rule

>>13521450
I just got one today, shes my roommates sister, its going to be us alone most of the week because i work from home and she has no job yet.

>>13524442
Hmm, taking in an unemployed roommate? Not off to a strong start, are we?

>>13524428
Can someone repost this pic?

>>13524512
This one
With better resolution

>>13524492
>being this sexist
She's a woman and you're supposed to take care of her. Man up little boy.

>>13523792
>make lots of money
>hypergamy is so strong that they'll hold out till their mid 30's
>ends up a cat lady
Are women retarded?

>>13521942
Calm down Al Bundy

>>13521888
Bitch meat for sure, not a friend in any sense of the word.

>>13524492
She just got here from another country, im not paying for any of her shit so im not worried about it, she will find work soon and my bills will shrink.

>>13522418
Fucking kek

>>13522004
kek, I would unironically love swooping up free ripe af fruit (have this wierd thing against waste and for fruit on the verge of spoilage) off roastie roommates.

Does sound terrible for you though, mold is nasty shit.

>>13522044
Your girlfriend sounds like good people

Fuckin' Emotional support dorms, jesus.

>>13521450
BRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

>>13523730
>Would make plans to hang out with me, then would ghost me EVEN THOUGH WE BOTH LIVED IN THE SAME HOUSE
Ahahahahahahahahahahaha

>>13521450
I have a few, Japanese and currently a Chinese girl.
notbad.png

>>13521450
girl are dirty as fuck
clothes all over the floor, period shit in the toilet. i wouldnt do it OP.

>>13524263
It's thyroid problems you ingrate incel. Have sex.

>>13524911
It’s not the keystone light and microwave burritos?

find the idea of even a male roommate really weird
you don't even live with the people you're friends with, but then some random stranger is ok?

>>13524492
Just met her. Thicc af. Face is ehh.

>>13521580
Honestly my immediate thought. Isn't this that puke porn? Where they eat the food and then puke in the dudes mouth, and keep eating it after they puke it up?

>>13524987
Kek.

>>13521450
No. You're literally a cuck.

>>13521450
They will try to form a "relationship" with you to get out of paying rent. Never trust the vaginal jew.

>>13525321
This happened to me when i was a student. My roommate used her charms to have me to fall in love with her to pay the whole rent because she was spending all her money partying, shopping and smoking pot. Like the good thirsty cuck i was i accepted and became her """""bf"""" while she was out getting banged by various shades of Chads.
After a year she announced she was about to leave (she probably found a richer cuck to milk out) so i asked her at least a little something for the whole year of rent. She laughed. And stole my collector edition of pink floyd's wish you were here album.

Thots : never again.

>>13524512
>>13524521

>>13525353
most non-chads have been through this, live and learn.

>>13525353
Fuck, dude. I feel sorry for you I really do. I wish every dude was able to grow up with older sisters so they get redpilled on women from a young age. That they are gross parasitic children is 100% true. At least in the west. I'm engaged to a sweet American/Japanese girl that mostly retained the Japanese cultural values.

>>13525353
What’d you ask for in return!

>>13525585
10% of monthly rent, so about only a full month rent over 11 months.

>>13525615
Thought you were going to say panties or something.

>>13523792
These hags need to stop using the word "literally" when they mean "figuratively". The irony is that they are usually English majors.

>>13525576
>gross parasitic children
pic related for some fun reading

>I'm engaged to a sweet American/Japanese girl that mostly retained the Japanese cultural valu
Damn i'm pretty jelly, i bet she is super qt, most hapas are. Wish you the best, fren!

>>13522419
>>13522423
This unironically turned me gay.

>>13525659
>female only company
Amazing that these now exist. Gonna need more popcorn

>>13525576
Why are american women such pieces of shit? What went wrong?

>>13525659
Based.

>jap girls with big asses
Kino

Basically lived with my gf in college and her 3 girl roomates. Gf is a neat freak, but her roomates were fucking pigs. Didnt realize b4 this how sloppu girls can be, they would legit just leave trash everywhere, never clean up after themselves. My gf would get upset at ME for not cleaning her roomates dishes, like wtf cunt. Whenever her one roomate would try to clean she would legit run a dish under cold water for 2 seconds and put it in the rack as if it was suffciently clean. Fuck woman they are absolute useless pieces of shit.

>>13526481
>near the local river flowing through the city, getting my sun, pic related
>hear a family in the nearby cafehouse, parents, older brother and a little sister
>the mother is chastising the younger sister for not asking if her brother wanted to drink her juice
>she's unusually harsh in a dry suffocating manner - which I find odd as she's not in the wrong. The brother is completely capable of voicing his own needs clearly.
>later, hear the brother being abusive towards his older sister, including doing this basically identical for what the sister was chastised for.
>mother says nothing
Don't be weak near women. They will use it to blame everything on you to relieve their own stress.

>>13526566
>older sister
meant younger sister

>>13521456
This

Women are directly adapted to act as the nurses and educators of our early childhood, for the simple reason that they themselves are childish, foolish, and short-sighted — in a word, are big children all their lives, something intermediate between the child and the man, who is a man in the strict sense of the word.

Living with them on equal terms, such as roommates, leads to nothing but complications. They care about nothing but love, (romantic) conquests, dressing up, dancing and so on.

Due to their self-entitlement and queer sense of justice it will cause nothing but problems.

>>13522574
this is true. especially when your in a warehouse or group situation. you need a mix of females that will do things like the washing up, cooking everyone dinners etc. obviously this is reciprocated by the men buying most of the drinks and helping the women out whenever needed.

>>13525385
thank you

>>13526690
Being more "open" (big 5 traits "open") doesn't mean being childish. Peterson actually spoke about what you say, and Schopenhauer wich you are implicitly citing was a huge manchild himself.

>>13525353
yeah but you were fucking her? wasn't that the deal?

>>13526712
I was quoting Schopenhauer directly.
https://ebooks.adelaide.edu.au/s/schopenhauer/arthur/essays/chapter5.html

>Attacking him as a manchild instead of focusing on the argument itself

Roastie detected..

>>13526745
He was a manchild, also making him a projecting tard. Calling someone a derogatory name isn't an argument. It's an last-ditch attempt to lift your depressed serotnin levels

>>13523610
Option 4)chan... I lol’d

>>13525659
I don't believe anyone who has experienced how most groups of women behave in the workplace could have thought this would go well.

>>13521888
Holy shit exact same thing happened to me except I was the renter of the appartment and threw them out last month after I had enough.

>pay a fortune for some tiny shitty flatshare
>have to listen to chad fuck stacy's brains out through the paper thin walls for 3 hours straight

fuck london

I have a gay friend who got a nice 2 bedroom apartment with a female roommate. He was happy as hell and very comfy. Within months, her fatass narcissist boyfriend was moving into her room with her. The dude parked the biggest fuckin' uhaul I'd ever seen outside. Brought in a huge TV, took over the living room, and played Street Fighter all day. My friend gathered up his stuff, left, and never talked to her again. Told the landlord she had a cat.

>>13521541
Fuck off, I'm allowed to imagine.

>>13526237
>big ass

They're using a fisheye lens for a reason anon.

>>13525275
child baring hips

>>13521450
Why, so you can be there when they fuck the whole community while you been treated like a sister?

>>13521450
imagine
the
smell

>>13526724
every day, all day long. To the point she often had vaginal inflammatory irritations. She had a 6.5/10 face but a 10/10 curvy body with big jewish milkers. She liked sex a lot and i was more than happy to provide.
Now i can't even remember the last time i fucked, feelsbadfren.

>>13528124
bad larp faggot
better next time

Not in my case, top tier nutjob

>>13528124
This is the ideal arrangement

>>13525993
>Why are american women such pieces of shit? What went wrong?
jewish media

>>13526481
That sounds like bliss. My last roastie housemate took all her cutlery, plates, dishes, etc, into her room at night because they're "not a shared resource"- guess who ended up doing most of the cleaning because she was a fucking filthy slob. Once she ran a bath full of water to drown a rat in, caught the rat in a Tupperware box then left it in my room with a nose asking me to drown it, because she was scared of rats

>>13529894
*note

>>13525993
They were raised on stories about how they're victims of an unfair patriarchal society, and taught that they needed to ape some of the worst characteristics of men to "break the glass ceiling" and "get ahead in a man's world". They were inundated with the idea, from a young age, that any criticism of their behavior or suggestion that they should have humility is mere sexist aggression and should be treated with a mix of hostility and contempt. Then, they were let loose in a corporate culture that treats hiring and promoting them as a joyous moral and political achievement, further inoculating them against any actual pressure to develop as human beings.

>>13521450

try r9k

>>13525993
Because US men are pieces of shit.

>>13523730
Fukken gold. That second one sounds like a disaster. Women.

>>13523730
>Would get promoted to management at her job then quit and start off at entry level somewhere else, rinse and repeat
wot

>>13524120
Have eaten 3 assholes. A clean asshole is just like skin after a shower there is no innate smell. Texture is smoother than regular skin but more firm when you lick into it.
Of course it gets a smell if they sweat, but every girls smells different, like their poo-say but stronger.
If you tongue fuck it doesn't taste like anything in my experience - thankfully - whereas a poo-say has a flavor due to it always making juices and changes as their cycle goes.

>>13530166
what were the braps like?

>>13521450
I've lived with over 40 roommates. 25 of them were females. AMA.

>>13521541
I lived with japanese female roommates and life was unironically like that webm
t. aryan good looking guy

>>13531145
All in all I never had bad problems with female roommates because I was the one choosing most of them. I was screening them hard. Only time I didnt have a choice was when I lived abroad. Lived in a house full of japanese for a while.
The most annoying thing though is when you dont like their bf. Happened only once. All the bf of the girls I chose turned out to be nice and cool guys, which is not suprising since I chose my girls well.

>>13531264
What were some of the candidates that you discarded

>>13531145
did they touch your peener fren?

>>13531145
How many of them did you bang?
What was your screening process?

>>13531341
The first screening is based on their pictures. If i dont like the way they look i discard them (it's not about being hot). Sometimes the pics can inform you if she is likely to have mental issues. I discarded fatties automatically. I once invited a girl for a visit without seeing her pic and there was an obese warpig at the door. I showed her the room but I knew I would never take her. It may be harsh but it's 90% sure an obese girl has mental issues, no way I'm taking the risk to live with one. Plus I would be triggered to witness that fatass eat way more than she should. I discard the 10/10 instagram roasties and girls who look like they will fuck a new guy every weekend. All of my roommates have been students by the way so it was also a kind of an IQ / social origins. I discarded 3rd world applicants and refugees. I discarded poc who were from uneducated backgrounds just because I didnt want to take the risk to have them invite their thug brothers/friends. Call it preventive racism.
The thing is I have rules and roommates better follow them so I chose people understood the importance of these rules. Rules are about cleanliness, inviting people over and respecting the sleep of others.
>>13531360
Yes I was literally a god to them and I fucked one of them on the regular because she fell in love with me
>>13531448
I banged 0 of them when it was in my place because that's the best way to fuck things up. I fucked them after they moved out though or when i was abroad.

Oh lol and I remember that desperate 16 year old girl without money who wanted to escape her dysfunctional family and needed to live with someone because she would have anxiety living alone. I felt for her story but I knew she was too fucked up inside. Maybe I discarded a great roommate -well the unstable job was enough of a red flag- but I didn't want to take the risk. It's all about hoping to find someone who doesn't have mental issues that will mess with you. You never know about the weird habits of people without living with them, that's something you can't see during an interview.

There is a drawing I saw here that I fcking saved because it reminded me my intimate moments with my jap roommate abroad. Jesus fucking christ every time I see this it makes me want to cry. Living abroad as a student was the best fucking time of my life.

>>13522433
Did you fuck your roomie though?

>>13531132
How many did you fuck?

>>13531812
yes I'm connecting my old HDD drive to post some pics.
Pic related: a jap roommate of mine who bought a real nazi pendant and was walking in the californian streets with it. He wasnt a nazi but he thought it was cool.

>>13521888
You should have dropped that mofo when he came crawling back.

>>13531886
lmao that's a honor medal for german mothers who gave birth to 4-5 pure children

>>13531949
didnt know that. Im surprised he hasnt been beaten up but it was 10 years ago. I told him this could him have killed so he stopped wearing it.
>>13531871
6 of the roommates. Could have been more if I tried but I didnt want to.
>>13531732
pic related: sometimes i loved tagging my jap roommate sex slave before fucking her. I wrote [my name] owns [her name]

>>13521450
No, and NEVER live with an Asian girl. There will be no toilet paper anywhere even if you have separate bathrooms, they will constantly try to cry on your shoulder, all sorts of creepy guys at all hours of the day and night, her shit-tier family that constantly 'checks' to make sure you're not fucking each other and THE SMELL from the cooking! The horrible, horrible smell that goes everywhere and gets embedded into everything! I still wake up in cold sweats from it!

This is her before we started a fuckfriend relationship. Two days after I moved in she was already coming in my room non stop and teasing me with suggestive poses and sexy outfits. She would just remove her top to show her belly when she talked to me like pic related. I didn't have to do anything she basically threw herself at me as soon as I moved in. When you have some facial esthetics and seducing asian chicks is life on easy mode.

>>13521530
Hey, don't forget Vlad.

This one is the worst. A major fuckup in my life. You have no idea how giggly and cute that little thing was and I fucked it up big time. Could have been the perfect comfy girlfriend but I didn't want to be in a relationship. If only I could go back in time I would just stay with her the whole time and be the best bf I can be, not caring about other girls.
sadpepe.jpg

2.5 weeks into nofap, frens. Is it normal not to get turned on by anyone right now and have no libido?

>>13525008

based link sigil poster

>>13532546
Classic flatline breh, you'll be fine. It's your body telling you that you truly were addicted to fapping and one of the many tricks it plays on your mind. Keep at it

>>13532546
It's going to hurt when you finally nut

>>13532309
Nice. What were you studying and how old were you? Sounds very comfy

>>13532587
>>13532604

Not to shit up the topic R9K tier cringe, but I’m 33 and haven’t been on a date or felt a boob yet. I’m hold out hope that avoiding any adult material or self indulgence will undo the damage from a 2 decade long addiction to internet porn. I see women now and feel nothing.

incels are so stupid... and all of their feels are about peer pressure rather than actual need of relationship

just buy prostitutes you dumb fuck, even the chaddiest motherfucker will bow to you once you hit the 50-100 girl mark through prostitutes, literally the sense of not giving a fuck will make you insta alpha to any male, if you know you are unsalvageable (fit didn't help, autism or height issues), just buy escorts and be done with it, if someone ask you about relationships say you have been going to prostitutes a lot, men will literally ask about your experiences and be interested in having you as a friend after this

>>13532667

Obviously this won't work in americuck because they are so cucked that even their prostitutes are like 1k per hour and they are trailer tier

>>13532667
Or just jerk it and put the money you would have normally spent into crypto.

If you’re not doing things to get laid and to refine your interactions with women, how would paying for sex do anything to improve your shortcomings?

I guess if it was a one time thing and made you confident enough to start approaching and getting out if your comfort zone, that’s one thing; put going out of pocket every time you need to bust a nut seems silly. Go to any grocery store right now, and see stupid, mediocre looking people and other wage slaves that managed to do the deed.

>>13532667
Girls really aren't that hard to pick up though...

>>13532636
why dont you just get an escort

>>13532709

because you have this idealized version of women where they are interesting creatures or someshit, like they are literally omniscient... it's literally some cute face and voice that deceives your brain, there is nothing else to it, the narrative you create towards women is stronger than any real thing going on

there is a reason why some guys get in love with prostitutes

God I wish I could smell a woman's ass. It's all I want.

>>13532712

> T. Have an 8 pack, lifting for 15 years, decently handsome and made 86 K last year in medfag sales (fuck you, /biz/, it’s a lot for me)

Still far too depressed and self loathing to approach women, make an effort and push away those that come on to me.

There are always exceptions to the rule, fren.

One little gem of advice; don’t be bitter about the whole thing. I’ve made it to 33 like this and one thing so realized early on is being bitter or frustrated over not getting any puss makes you more of a cuck than some guy sitting on an ice block in the corner, watching his wife get plowed by 5 obongos while she holds the key to his chastity device.

Embrace the pain and learn to enjoy being alone. Swallow the black pill and don’t look back.

>>13532712
Only if they aren't fat.

>>13532747
Well, you’re not wrong.

Friends that know about my situation have said that I’m setting myself up for disappointment as dating/sex/intimacy are far removed from the thoughts I’ve put together over the years. It’s a good incentive to stay celibate and die without ever knowing. You can’t lose the game if you refuse to play.

>>13532625
I was around 22 studying languages.
>>13532636
the underlying issue is deeper than just porn. porn is just a symptom. you have to understand why you avoid intimacy. are you even trying? are you ugly? autistic? there are therapies that can help you resolve your issues while losing your virginity at the same time

>>13532825

There is no game, you have created a game in your mind where you can't win, there is no grand reaching story to sex and relationships, the only reason why relationships are meaningful to people it's because it's a huge timesink since you are young and a sunk cost, literally buy some prostitutes so you realize you are adding waaay too much value to "play the game"

girls and family are nice so you don't feel lonely when you age, but guess what, that's impossible in modernity because there is no reason to people to stay together, so loneliness has to be filled in other means not just girls

>>13532797
>all the people that should be having kids have no interest in reproducing
>Idiocracy was actually prophetic
I hate our fucking species. Meteor when?

>>13532844
Severe ADHD, dysthymia, low self esteem, etc. not all perma virgins are neck beards or socially inept or ugly. You can have a decent bankroll, look good, be in amazing shape and still not have your shit together. I think not drinking and never leaving the house except to work, shop, lift and run errands plays a large part.

I’m done talking about it though. Staying on this trajectory doesn’t bother me anymore and isn’t hurting anyone. Focusing on vidya, money, crypto, the perfect physique and nutrition is enough.

>>13532858
I wouldn’t be a good parent. Reproducing would be an act of cruelty. Our species is a net negative for this planet as we’re still just these primitive apes like those in space odyssey; fighting it out for materials and reproductive rights. There is no higher calling.

>>13532892
where do you live?

>>13532931
wtf you fag

>>13532942
Why would anon ask that?

It’s nice to chat with frens, but this data mining shit is getting ridiculous.

>>13532978
its not about data mining i want to post you links based on which region you live

>>13532980
I’ve already thread jacked too much and strayed from the original post. I’m content with my situation as it stands now. Let’s drop it.

>>13533021
SPT
I know someone who did it with somaticsexuality dot com
He lives in SF though dont know about you. Changed his life.

>>13533039
That place where people freely shit in the streets and discard the HIV laden, heroin syringes? No thanks. You’re a douche nozzle for linking that.

It would be hot to have a female roommate. But then I'd feel sad when I'd inevitably hear her getting fucked by a Chad.

>>13533056
they are everywhere in the usa but the way you react means you would not be ready for this therapy anyway. enjoy your permavirginity.

>>13533083
Will do, it’s not hurting anyone.

Idiot.

im gay and i bleached my anus for sergey

>>13533153
it's ok you may just suffer from schizoid personality disorder.
>it’s not hurting anyone.
it is... yourself. but it's ok because it's a conscious choice.

>>13532636
>>13532797
You seem to answer your own question. If you push the women away, it's not a mere issue of attraction and more intimacy. Would you ever bang a slut in a mutually emotionless fashion? It seems a bit more up your alley if you're concerned with emotionally distancing yourself from others.

But it's all person preferences. A lot of people advice not chasing tail, I'm personally addicted to pussy and reserve time and energy learning pickup shit.

>>13521485
I want that girl in the pink top to eat a ton of pickled cabbage and then BRAP right in my face.

>>13532920
>Our species is a net negative for this planet as we’re still just these primitive apes
>so I'll leave it to the sub-room temp IQ nog's to carry on with population
>whatcouldgowrong
It's jackasses like you that drive me nuts. You think you're doing the planet a favor by not spitting out kids when in fact you're making it worse by not helping to breed humans smart enough to engineer a better future.

>>13533275
Noice

>>13521450
God damn I would love to shove my tongue up that brapper

>>13533305
he is doing the planet a favor. having kids when you have mental issues is the worst thing to do. since he's not able to create meaningful relationships his kids would greatly suffer in the process. he's too avoidant to be in a relationship anyway.

>>13525576
After living in Japan for 5 months I could never go back to American women. Females in America don't even act like females, it's fucking weird man.

>>13524152
stay blackpill anon trust me. 27 yo khv until I said fuck it and gave tinder a try. not worth it just a waste of time

be the wizard I could have been

>>13533272
>>13533305
>>13533420


Can’t leave things alone, can we? It would have been better to reply back with “not your personal blog, faggot,” and move on.

>>13533524
Thanks fren, I just put together another batch of homemade guac to enjoy with my low carb, ground turkey/spinach,taco salad. Going to indulge, shitpost and rip into a little day’s gone one PS4 while these DR. Phil’s try to psychoanalyze my posts on an Indian, cobra taming board.

>>13522050
>in god we trust

soiled it

>>13526690
Okay Schopenhauer

>>13522636
unironically my past roommates to a T.

>>13532636
happened to me too, it passes

>>13533684
Know any way of sustaining it? Aside from repeating the cycle? Feeling pleasantly detached and it’s comfy, fren.

>>13521450
>moving in the next month to a dorm with 4 females and 3 males

>>13533808
Keep your GPA up and focus on your academics, fren.

you’re doing it wrong if your roommate disrespects you
you have to post ads demanding to establish house rules, be alpha: you make the demands or gtfo. I’ve had a ton of emails from chicks on craigslist and kijiji wanting me to be their roommate, the only shitty thing is that they think you’re dumb enough to agree on shit prices cuz you’re a male. They won’t bother to do a background check or ask for proof of revenue if they trust you’re a man who lives by rules AKA the ideal roommate.
Girls are less likely to bail on rent, so it’s pretty safe to cosign if she’s pretty independent and holds a stable job. You have to make it super clear bitches smoke outdoors, and that you will kill a bitch if anyone touches your shit without permission.

>>13523610
>cameras all over the house
>pee tapes
>implying she's peeing all over the house

>>13521450

I had a live in gf, was pretty nice. Just having a female roommate would suck tho, imagine all the random Chad/Tyrone's coming into your place and fucking her. It's better to have male roommates and have random women coming in.

>>13533854
i'm open about female roommates since I've experienced shitty male roommates before.Its just that i forgot the nasty pussy smell females produce

>>13534090
its the opposite, you don't wanna experience a male roommate fucking some chick while you're eating dinner in the kitchen or having to open the door for her awkwardly

>>13534090
I dunno I had a male roommate and his shitty useless gf basically moved in. The girl roommate I had later got pegged by some losers but at least he'd leave after dumping his seed

Depends on the roommate. I've had good and bad female roommates. Consider the kind of dates she's likely to bring into your home and the kind of girls you're likely to bring back to your place.

As with any roommate, communication about expectations is key before they move in.

>>13532540
dont fret anon, this is a normal course in a mans life.
I too sexually used and left good women behind in search of the next best thing.
Just learn from your mistakes, and now you know what you like.
Think of it this way, if you didn't fuck around you wouldn't know what you like in a woman.
I had to go through a few nymphos, whores and manipulative women to realize the qualities of a good woman.
Thats why when I first met my wife I knew I had to snatch her mf birthday.

bump

>>13532920
A good idea if you're a subhuman.

>>13534977
Your criteria being what for such a label?

>>13526690
Cut off your dick then and sit the fuck down!

>>13535283
How about you tongue it instead

I have two female roommates and I fucked up and thought I was having the time of my life got one pregnant and was like fuck well I’ll have to stop fucking the other one turns out she was pregnant also and didn’t tell me yet. We decided to break it off anyways but she still is living here with her new bf and my girl is here with me we have a new roommate another woman but I’m not fucking her and two kids screaming and crying all the time. I stay overtime at work whenever I can because I don’t want to go home and also because the cost of formula and diapers drain my bank account so OP having female roommates is not a good investment.

>>13535312
Being a complete, utter retard is not a good investment.

>>13521507
Or all the benefits without the cons. Depends on how beta/alpha you are.

>>13533942
>You have to make it super clear bitches smoke outdoors
Oh I haven't mentioned that I only chose non smokers too. I wouldn't even let them smoke out of their balcony. In summer with the windows are open the smoke come into your room. Fucking degenerate smokers.
>>13534433
yeah but still.. a lot of nice girls I meet are taken now.
>>13535312
>being with roommates who have kids kek