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>>13517949

Have sex

i haven't tried it yet because i thought it was just another onions burger. but looking into it:

Water, Pea Protein Isolate, Expeller-Pressed Canola Oil, Refined Coconut Oil, Contains 2% or less of the following: Cellulose from Bamboo, Methylcellulose, Potato Starch, Natural Flavor, Maltodextrin, Yeast Extract, Salt, Sunflower Oil, Vegetable Glycerin, Dried Yeast, Gum Arabic, Citrus Extract (to protect quality), Ascorbic Acid (to maintain color), Beet Juice Extract (for color), Acetic Acid, Succinic Acid, Modified Food Starch, Annatto (for color).

All ingredients from Non-GMO sources

this is a vastly superior option to onions burgers, at least on paper. i will have to try it.

>>13517957
band over

>>13517949
been eating it for the past 2 years.
still love my steaks but this substitutes meat burgers for me now. tastes good and actually feels good after eating.

>>13517972
it fries up like a real burger too. has a very mild smokey flavor to it that is very nice.
i make it for my parents some times, they're always amazed.

>>13517972
>>13518073
this is a discussion on beyond meat stocks. Are you buying any or not?!

>>13518151
>quality of the product is not important in talking about the stocks
>muh thread muh rules
kys

>>13517972
>Canola Oil
Plant oils are bad for health, I personally feel like dying after eating them to any capacity - especially the ones high in polyunsaturates. Otherwise, the ingredients don't look bad for a processed food product - was actually plesantly surprised at that while being an almost-carnivore person looking for holes in this product.
It even has yeast for some nice b vitamins

>>13518159
>quality of the product is not important in talking about the stocks
Never said that, but I'd like if you at least said what you think about the current stock price and if you hold any or not.

>>13518151
>>13518277
add a little extra oil when you fry it, that makes a big difference.
at around $6 for two, it's a pretty good deal i would say.

>>13518347
YOU DUMB/SSS READ MY POST AGAIN

>>13518370
yeah man. I can only find them at my local raleys or whole foods and a lot of times they're sold out. I wish they were sold at more stores.

>>13518388
okay at this point I am starting to have a feeling youre trolling because nobody can be this idiotic.

I will ask one last time: Do you own any stocks of beyond meat?! And do you think they're overvalued or not?!

>>13518370
>>13518545
>muh thread muh rules
kys retard

Nevertheless, anyone knows of a brand of pretend-meat that's better tasting than the beyond burger?

>>13517949

It'll inevitably drop, a lot of media attention at the moment, there's a lot of red flags on this (for now) and when the media calms down people are going to take a second look

>>13517972
> Contains arabic cum
> Must have.

Fucking degenerate.

>>13518551
impossible burger?

I’ll stick to my natural hamburger instead of some lab created shit

>>13518714
This. This shit is absolutely fucking disgusting. If you eat it chop off your balls

Also the fact that this pig more than doubled in its first day of trading is just evidence #71836192727 for how fucked we are due to this federal reserve inflated bubble/easy money regime

The crash later this year will be epic

>>13518714
Mr Shekelberg says your ((((natural burger)))) is killing the earth

>>13518551
I hear impossible foods burgers taste better, I’ve also heard that they make a meatball thing that’s pretty good.


As for the actual valuation of the company it’s tough to say, it is valued currently at some insane X revenue it has. It is an unprofitable company that has less than 300 employees and is worth 3.2 billion. Company may be hot to own but 3.2 billion is a lotttt if money. I like the stock long term, but not at this price

>>13517949
enjoy your bags faggot.

>>13517972
Know what sounds way better nutritionally than all of those extracted and artificial substances?
> 100% Grass-Fed Beef
I mean this will sell, I don't doubt I'll eventually be forced and or tricked into eating it, but I don't understand why anyone wants to try to undo millions of years of evolution in order to virtue signal.

>>13517972
>this is a vastly superior option to onions burgers, at least on paper. i will have to try it.
switch pea proteing with s o y and it's like any other fake burger
the only real question is taste
>>13518791
it's not about virtue signalling
millions of years of evolution mean we can survive on pretty much anything that runs around or grows in the ground

>>13517949
I mean, Carl's Jr. and Del Taco have been carrying it, so probably California franchises making the bulk of the profit.

to make the "heme" they use stem cells, stem cells from what animal is up to you to find out.

>>13519025
Lol

>>13518551
your mom and dad like to eat my dick for desert

>>13518818
muh saving ze planet!
meanwhile the entire amazon is being cut down for ONIONS. (((thinking)))

>>13517949
I played a day trade and made small profit. Got out before weekend because I’m not going to be the one bag holding a big sack of meat.

>>13517949
go ahead and buy the top

>>13518620
kek

>>13517949
The only ppl who made money on it were those who could actually buy in to the IPO. Protip: that isn't you, nor anyone else you know

>>13517972
"The seed oils are reason enough alone to avoid this stuff.

Then you have methylcellulose, basically a form of wood.

Carrageenan is also something you want to avoid. It’s used in labs to reliably induce inflammation in animals.[i]

...

"

Vinegar, R., et al. "Pathway to carrageenan-induced inflammation in the hind limb of the rat." Federation proceedings. Vol. 46. No. 1. 1987."

>>13519815
Sugar and starch are added.

Beyond Meat is junk food. Ultra-processed

...

Humans like sugar too, but that’s because concentrated sources of sugar are rare in nature, so we need to be able to detect small amounts of it. What’s going on with today’s sugary foods is a supernormal stimulus, in which our taste receptors and neurons are stimulated by something that could not exist in nature.[ii] I could give you another example of a supernormal stimulus that’s sexual in nature – hint: it’s on computers everywhere.)

ii] Barrett, Deirdre. Supernormal stimuli: How primal urges overran their evolutionary purpose. WW Norton & Company, 2010.

>>13517949
is that that lab grown meat? is it cheaper than regular meat?

>>13519870

It's cheaper than real meat but it's a bunch of Ultra-processed ingredients (seed oils and sugar) with far better profit margins than meat but terrible for you health-wise.

Basically, invest of the gullibility if neopeasants to not investigate ingredients in favor of moral trends and use the profits to eat actual meat.

Its not gonna hold this value. 20/share top is what I expect it to drop to in the next two months. Way over bought

>>13517949
Institutional investors bought at $25, suckers are buying at 60. Wait it out, this one will dump hard at some point.

>>13518714
>lab created shit
It's plants and oil ground up and pressed into the shape of hamburger meat. It's totally harmless and doesn't even contain s o y. It's peas and lentils or some shit like that.

i hate how people keep peddling "herp derp it soared 170% in a day!!!!!" you fuckers realize it was halted and delayed for hours, closed to the public, while institutional buyers drove the bids up over 100%???

>>13520491

>>13519815
>>13519834
>>13519966

Seed oils are absolute shit for your health but they're cheap. And Maltodex is sugar

>>13520491
>plants and oil ground up and pressed into the shape of hamburger meat
Doesn't sound like defensible profits for a company. Imho this stuff gets commoditized easily and in a few years and then dozens of companies will be selling these including many supermarkets with their private label driving profit margins extremely low..

Why does everything have to look like a burger for Americans to eat it?

>>13521326
>pic
The kikes will pay for this eventually.

>>13521343
Because burgers are GOOD, redart!

>>13517949
I'll taste my first one today, if it taste good i'll buy stocks

>>13517949
my roommates bought those. they are awful and taste nothing like meat. just eat some fucking meat faggots

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQRAfJyEsko

any meatfags should watch this

>>13517972
I tried the burger last year. Smelled like Spam but doesn't taste any thing like it (I like Spam) most of a similar taste to say old alfalfa sprouts and the texture is softer than Spam but not a lot, put me off.

Ate an Impossible slider last night and that was much better. The texture was more like beef and slight taste of beef but it was barely there so it would be a better replacement imo. Still has more calories and probably fat than a regular patty though. If this will be their final product forever, I can live with it though even they suggest to not eat it more than twice a week.

>>13517949
Made a small day trade on it yesterday. Would've been nice to have remembered on Thursday but eh. Was more watching tesla and amazon.

>>13522483
LOL
Did you really thought this is going to achieve something?
Documentary is edited in the way it hits peoples emotions and those lines make you cry...
Really?
Did (You) just think trillion dollar industry shuts down because you felt sad watching this?
Come out of the city blocks and experience real life and how people survive there.
Can i call you now, GreenFag?

>>13522483
Millions of animals die everyday from farming combines. Your plant food ain't guilt free, brah.

>>13522483
Now go learn about how many animals are killed when a combine runs through a field to farm your wheat you fucking retard

>>13522625
>>13522653
there's a big difference between a cow and a mouse. there's also a big difference between intentionally slaughter and accidental murder. how young, dumb, sheltered, and naive are you?

>>13522893
>there's a big difference between a cow and a mouse
>calls others sheltered

>>13517949
>price just rose 167%
yeah that sounds like a great time to buy. remember to ALWAYS BUY HIGH!

>>13517972
This is the same shit as any other processed garbage you would buy at the grocery store

>>13522954
?there is a big difference? whomst would compare the slaughter of a cow with running over a mouse? a sheltered person?

The only ones who made money on this as of yet are those who got it at $25. Mom and pop investors were only able to bag it at $50+. It'll tank hard after the "new" factor wears off.

Maybe once it tanks then decide to buy in.

>>13523011
They're still animals. The cow is cuter? Makes no difference.

>>13523188
so if a cow and a mouse are the same, is a human and an insect the same? how far removed does something have to be to make it a different thing? is a lever the same as an airplane? i mean they're both machines, right?

>>13522625
It's not about all or nothing anon. It's about choosing to live in the way that causes the least harm to other living things. Eating plants kills less plants at the end of the day too, because far more crops are grown to make animal feed than what a human would need to consume to get the equivalent calories and nutrients.

There's nothing wrong with someone that believes all life should be respected if a person has a choice between causing more harm or less harm. That's literally all it is.

>>13520512
This is /biz/ man do you expect anyone here to actually know how the market works?