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No, but I let them sit on my lap if they're hot.

Yes they are weak and stupid

No, but I get kinda happy when a qt3.14 plunks down next to me.

>>13503676
>live in canada
>we have this fucking train with 3 cars for rush hour
>it's not enough to handle the volume
>take train at rush hour for fun
>tactically wiggle and squiggle into jampacked train
>position pelvis onto rear of big booty hottie
>immediate erection pressed into her for 7 stops

managed this on about 4 occasions, girls all loved it and pushed into me. I love the degenerate thot satanic "equal opportunity" workforce of NWO canuckistan

>>13503676
only if she's pregnant

>>13503707

if girls sit near you in the bus they see you as a unfuckeable beta daddy figure, they actually avoid sitting near young fuckeable guys

>>13503747
Explain. THOTs usually avoid sitting near me

>>13503676
i never sit down
1) sates are filthy infections are one thing but more serious shit have also happened like serious chemical burns
2) my lumbar spine is pretty fucked even if i liked to sit down it's not good for me
3) don't like it when people sit next to me
4) if you sit it's harder to bolt when needed
5) avoids awkwardness with entitled people

>>13503762

beta timid men usually avoid sitting near hot girls to avoid awkwardness, same shit, however it doesn't mean your hot, it's just to avoid awkwardness

>>13503676
She could sit between the backseat and my dick

>>13503676
The only place that broad can sit is on my face

>imagine those milkers

I'll be the seat

>>13503840
>>13503852
Y’all are faggots, that a guy.

>>13503741
>pregnant and white

>>13503733
how brown and short are you

>>13503907
how mad r u that I'm a neet capitalizing on the best part of the workday. Don't worry, she mighta been thinking about the guy on the train but at least she still came home to you.

>>13503676
What does cleaners/cookers/dishwashers do on a train? :-/

>>13503676

Who's that guy?

>>13503676
Only if they're handicapped or have a baby. I once gave my seat to a chink broad with like 20 Wal-Mart bags too.

No. That would be a violation of my rational self-interest.

Has no one noticed this the trans pornstar called sue lightning

>>13503676
never women never elderly persons
they seem well rested and fine and me sweaty tired self has to take a long ass trip whereas they ride the train only a couple of train stations
pic related

>>13503676
only if shes over 60 or pregnant.

>>13503943
i was just asking because, you have to be short, or have short legs for your penis to be at the level of most womens butts. and i looked at this behaviour of yours, and the fact that you live in canada and deduced that you might be brown. am i correct? what is your height and racial background. tell us all now.

>>13503964
Sue Lightning

>>13503676
Depends on the woman

holy shit that chick look tarded lolool

>Sitting in train
>Stand up to move toward the exit because my stop is next
>Middle aged woman who just got on takes my seat and says thank you
>She thinks I gave her my seat
>Next day it happens again
>I am too self-conscious to stand up because everyone will think I'm giving her my seat
>Miss my stop
>She has to stand

>>13504421
off ya go buddy, we just make shekels n bang hoez here.
>>>/pol/

>>13504808
this isn't about politics. this is about your behaviour on public transport.

>>13503676
I might, if there's room but there rarely is.

No, not anymore after I did it and was accused of being sexist by some 'woke' pig.

>>13503676
She cute. Sauces?

>>13504798
Based and unrated post

>>13503688
b&r

>>13504818
angry wh*teoid incel chinlet detected

>>13503676
I'm not a child, oldfuck, disabledfuck, or cuck, so I always stand on trains.

>>13503676
THIS IS A TRAPPPPPPP

LOOKUP SUE LIGHTNING

>>13504986
SUE LIGHTNIGH
NICE BOY
FAGGOT

>>13503840
YOU NEED A LIFT

>>13503676
Pregnant and elderly then absolutely. No, it doesn't matter what race. Stand up for a pregnant or elderly woman. I drive to work though because I'm not a cuck so this is a nonissue.

>>13504808
Confirmed for nigger

>>13503883
>>13504986
>>13505402
>>13505421
Holy fucking shit
>When you realize that kinda qt has an extra toy

>>13503676
I have a car

>>13503676
Not to women as a whole. pregnant woman and old people, men and women.
And if I'm standing and some zommer cunt doesn't offer his seat to an 80 tear old with a cane, I kindly offer to paint the wagon with his face unless he gets the fuck up
fucking zoomers, they all dress like their girlfriends and shit their pants as soon as they get pushed around

>>13503676
That would be sexist.

>>13503676
No...only excuse for this if they’re a preggos bitch. Can’t be mean to a pregnant lady....I just let them be.

Not even after a very easy day and a good sleep I give my seat to a fucking woman.

>>13503676
I'd sooner give it up for a fat kid

I only drive myself. Fuck öffis.

>>13504808
AHAHAHA you just got accurately profiled as a shitskin fucking bus creep

>>13503676
I would give Sue Lightning a seat on my dick.

>>13504808
Nigger confirmed

>>13503676
I ride the train 1 hour every day to get home. No I don't fucking give up my seat.