/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>13500580
first for big tiddy goth gf

This is the bottom right?

>>13500594
Second for big tiddy goth gf named "Desire."

T-thanks for the cheapies, Uncle Powell!

>>13500580
THIS MIGHT BE THE BIG ONE BOYS

MAX YOUR IRAs BREHS ITS THE ONLY WAY TO MAKE IT

INUV

REFR

YVR

GAO

Nth for NBRV bag holding

Trump admin lifting drilling restrictions.

Bought some mother fucking YUMA

>$CAT

>>13500580
>OP pic
this is why 2D>3D

*BEYOND MEAT OPENS AT $46.00, IPO AT $25.00

How can stocks like AGNC offer such a good dividend payout? If you invest a $100k into the stock, you would be getting $12k. And the payout is monthly too, so you can compound the stock on DRIP. This seems too good to be true, what's the catch?

Spacex launch triggered the big bull

I legit ate some bad chili yesterday and I have massive mud butt rn. Hold me, /smg/

Also hold SPY

Cheapies here. Get your cheapies. These cheapies are limited time only.

>>13500649
Need some options so I can buy some puts when this shit crashes to 25 desu

Trying to reconcile my accounts but my bank statement won't load.
Is this truly the end?

Anyone here getting in BYND?

all in beyond meat

Market movers trying to get in a little cheaper with scaremongering. Paid Cramer to tell people to sell. They know the 'melt up' is coming.

>>13500697
it's a nothing burger.

>>13500686
Seriously, action has been crazy in MO

I really fucked up by buying when I did, hasn’t even gotten back to that level when iQos was approved. And now it’s already given back all it’s iQos gains? Wtf?

>>13500702
Yep

>>13500716
>>13500702
He’s not that gold at controlling his mouth, he’s not someone you pay off to spread your message because he won’t stay on script.

>3M Co. MMM, -0.98% announced Thursday at deal to buy privately held wound care company Acelity Inc. in deal valued at $6.7 billion

Just fuck my shit up theyre gonna tank my 3m harder

Bought some TSLA cheapies at low 240s today. Will be putting on blinders for at least a year.

Probably one of the best times to buy now that they've been pumping out all the bad news and announced capital raise to cover any cash burn, but before the "shang giga operational" newsflow and the release of FSD good enough that normies in their cars will be doing some serious P2P advertising.

>>13500470
It's okay, but it's components are lame. Better to buy growth dividends rather then the high yielders that grow at a snails pace

When you look at the absolute state of U.S. politics it kind of makes you ask why does the 'nation' bother sticking together (sub-posting previous thread's discussion about Barr testimony.)

>>13500759
its dividend has doubled in the past 5 years

Steve Moore, a great pro-growth economist and a truly fine person, has decided to withdraw from the Fed process
- https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1123987855053873154

>>13500780
(Please name Ron Paul)

>>13500775
I know, but imagine how much better it would be if it had growth components. It would be 250%
Also it has weird fees... Can you explain that?

>>13500795
>Also it has weird fees... Can you explain that?
It borrows money at LIBOR

>>13500780
>Steve "im gonna cut rates to send stocks higher" Moore no longer an option

Motherfuckin SELL

I want to short the shit out of BYND
If I can’t invest in impossible burger, maybe I should look into Burger King?

>>13500780
What he said about men’s wages faultering in comparison to women’s wages is a very good point. Women are hypergamous, they aren’t as likely to marry and breed with men who don’t earn more than they do. As marriage/birth rates are declining. One way we don’t want to imitate Japan.

>>13500761
California brings in too much money for the rest of the US to let it go.

>>13500686
Aaaaaand it already bounced back. Goddamn it I want more Altria. What is going on with it lately?

>>13500811
I know, but the fees charged and accumulated by holding? It says fees are done somehow daily on the website?
Also wtf is it? An ETN or an ETF? How does it work?

>>13500830
>>13500830
I read that Moore got pulled because he lost support over his writings about women, do you have link to the particular article?

>>13500843
No I just saw him being interviewed on CNBC yesterday morning

I’m amazing he wasn’t totally backpedaling.

>>13500834
It seems so foreign and exotic, that it should be a portfolio supplement, rather than a main fixture, imo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zTU7BFWPmv0

Buy that REFR

>>13500683
>I have massive mud butt rn.
>Hold me
Pick one and only one.

>>13500859
Yeah I'd rather do something like this manually. These ETRACS are weird and no one ITT understands how they work

>>13500617
Fuck you. I am not waiting until I'm old to make it

>>13500862
>1 post by this user
>video contains paid promotion
This should be against the law.

Also the song is shit and the AMV is fucking re:zero and not very impressive from what I could tell by skipping through.

It’s not my meme picks that are doing this, it’s all the feds fault (v:

>>13500761
Not sure it will be together in a few decades. Secession of some states will start to become a serious thing. It's going to balkanize. In the last few years we've had serious calls to change the electoral system, a serious attempt to depose the president based on false information, and a near constant propaganda barrage. The fact that racial grievance is now being pressed on very hard for political gain is a serious no-no in a society that claims to want to be multicultural. People are openly being told to vote based on their race, gender, or genitalia.

All institutions that should be respected are no longer worthy. People can't trust public education, academia, science, national media, government, banks, corporations, nothing. All the people who claim elite status are stupid, narcissistic, and hate large swathes of their own countrymen. Zero trust society.

Its a joke because the only power people still have is to laugh.

nice knowing ya bynd. About to get cooked.

>>13500919
Every single one of my memeshits are down at least double-digits from principal: GBR, YUMA, DF, LPTX. CHK is getting there :)^

>>13500882
Ouch. I also buy the top (DIS) and sell the bottom (NBRV)

>>13500899
>>13500899
>he pays taxes for fun

oh i am laughin at this kid right here

>>13500942
not YVR

Smokin on some CRLBF

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

>>13500927
I'm looking for the following:
1. Dems go full retard on promising free shit and win big in 2020
2. Market tanks, USD tanks, my small crypto hedge moons to fuck
3. I retire to SEA by mid-2021 and sire many half-elf children and we raugh together while the west eats itself
4. ????????
5. Profit

>>13500942
You really missed out on VSTM!
(-40%)

>>13500962
oh god... my most profitable stock people are starting to talk about... might be time to sell

>>13500951
Something something death and taxes

who canceled the golden bull run?

I’m not betting on a successful Trump deal.

Upside is more priced in than downside.

And if we get a blowout jobs report tomorrow we’re getting fucked.

I’m taking profits. I might even trim some Tim.

>>13500580
how do i turn my $11 of free stocks into $100?

>>13500973
Good morning divfren

Is it all over for VTGN or is will they eventually bounce back down the road

>>13500580
Please click my Stonks.

https://youtu.be/6wQv-DVLeNk

>>13501023
morning fren, here's to hoping we all make it

>>13500973
what do you think about the 3m acquisition? are you buying yet?

Jobs numbers are going to be shittier than sonic bros trousers. The golden bull is finally dead, long live the 40 years of bear market.

Moore: I’m all in!
Trump: no you’re not

>>13501065
Shitty job numbers would be great, would rebuild the rate cut thesis.

But jobless numbers are unchanged I think, cnbc just said 230k for second week in a row.

>>13501039
Your stonks have been noticed.

Looks like the market is finding some base on the day, at least. I got stopped out of my weeklong XLV position, in the green. The best thing to do on massive red days (or chained red days) is to observe the SPY's sectors at the end of the night and see which are stronger than others on these bad bad red days. Seems like real estate is the strongest sector today, up 0.50%, every other sector red.

aaaaaaaaaaaaaand we are back!

ANAL HAEMORRHAGE

>>13501009
buy 1 share of Ford and DRIP for 45 years

>>13501106
from lunch?

T V I X come out from your long hibernation.

>>13501090
I dont know why articles are even mentioning rate cuts, thats not even remotely on the table or necessary
if anything we can handle higher rates but wallstreet was tired of their income investments hemorrhaging

>>13501131
>if anything we can handle higher rates but wallstreet was tired of their income investments hemorrhaging

I agree, JP should raise the rate to 8 in one fell swoop

NBRV under investigation...

https://finance.yahoo.com/news/bronstein-gewirtz-grossman-llc-announces-140000057.html

>>13501131
You are deluded if you believe this. They are going to have to cut 100 basis points and start QE again.

>>13501165
> "low inflation as far as the eye can see."

>>13501131
inflation is below target we need to lower the rates or else we're leaving too much global tax on the table.

>>13501165
A real human bean

>>13501149
If I sell now I’ll have enough money to buy some rope

Cresco Labs ($CRLBF OTC) ($CL CSE) is going to be a number one contender in the marijuana industry. Cresco Labs is buying Origin House in the Largest-Ever Public Company Acquisition in the U.S. Cannabis Sector.

Links:
https://investors.crescolabs.com/investors/press-releases/press-release-details/2019/Cresco-Labs-to-Acquire-Origin-House-in-Largest-Ever-Public-Company-Acquisition-in-the-US-Cannabis-Sector/default.aspx

To update on >>13501094
looks like more sectors are starting to crawl back up on green intraday

>>13501131
>inflation below target for years
>"if anything, we can handle higher rates"
Is that you, Jerome?

The Chad female Bull (male) versus the Virgin female Bear

It was over before it began.

What's Elon doing

Point me to a divvy stock that's near its low right now plox

>>13501235
It's been 'below target' for a decade+

>>13501221
Curaleaf’s deal yesterday is bigger, and now crescent is down ~3.5%

>>13501250
>wall street gofundme

>>13501056
MMM is probably my next new position. not sure if I'm going to buy this pay period or next. if I do it will be in the next 2-3 days.

>>13500697
No
They fucked it up with that kind of offering plus the addition of Powell and market uncertainties
Buy puts when released it WILL go down to 40 again if not lower but puts are a good for this when available and I’m serious.

Anyone has Bobo with Bull mask ?

>>13501024
This study is small and wasn't even funded by VTGN (fully covered by the NIMH), and could not have been a harder trial to pass
The difference between the NIMH study's clinical population and the the ELEVATE study's clinical population is the difference between end stage cancer patients and early stage cancer patients
The NIMH study was as a monotherapy (meaning the only treatment used, no other meds at all) for an extremely severe group of patients that nothing else has worked for
Their phase 2 ELEVATE trial is as an adjunct therapy (meaning it's used in addition to other treatments) for MDD, with a patient population that's much less severely ill
No other drug currently approved for treatment would have passed that NIMH trial by definition (treatment resistant patients)
If they fail their ELEVATE trial (entirely different population of patients), then AV-101 is probably fucked tho

>>13501260
irm
m

Anyone pick up the dip in the ultimate divvy/growth Chad MO?

Shoulda just bought fml

>>13501235

How does robinhood handle wash sale? Asking for a friend

>>13501304
Shows up on your 1099

>>13501260
I'd hit up a dividend aristocrats list and sort by divvy yield % current and then start looking at the charts to see if the stock is in extreme danger or not. Div Aristos give a bit more of a solid footing, if dividends are your real priority.

I just bought more dude weed. Hold me bros.

And also, what’s going on with canntrust?

>>13501333
>>13501260

here you go frens

>>13501368
>>13501333
>>13501260
fuck...

https://www.buyupside.com/dividendaristocrats/dividendaristocratsyieldssorted.php

>>13501311
Right on thanks

>VSTM plummeting into earnings

That’s a good sign right? Priming for a bounce? Buy more down here? I’ve already got too much riding on these jerks.

Knew refr was gonna drop. Sold that shit for a loss.

Think I'm gonna stay out of the market rest of the day. I'm too emotional over my NBRV bags so I'm making bad split second decisions rather than swing trading like I usually do.

>>13501368
I will cherish this (You) forever

>>13501260
Also, if you don't wanna hit up the reliable Div Aristos and just go wild with ALL div companies (even bottom of the barrel trash), use this screener and play around with the fields:

https://finviz.com/screener.ashx?v=211&f=fa_div_high,ta_highlow52w_a0to10h&ft=4&o=perf1w

(These are companies with a yield of 5% or more, within 10% or less of their 52 week low, but tweak the settings to fit your stomaching)

Also, just looking at the charts at the link above, I would never ever touch any of these. Just because the yield is high, doesn't necessarily mean it is good, just means that its paying a lot because its stock price is falling. Which could also lead to dividend cuts to stay afloat, which will lead to investors jumping ship and the stock price falling even harder, endless loop etc. Play around with the fields at the top and the tabs to view the results though

Should I buy DIS calls for 5/31? Or should I go long into June?
I think its 0.38 x100 and it's a 148 strike

>>13501378
Div Aristos are companies that have consistently INCREASED their divs every year, for the past 25 yrs straight, so they're pretty reliable and should in theory keep paying more. However, due to this, they are pretty damn good companies, and because of this, their share prices are pretty high, but worth the investment.

>>13501270
You also figured out we are doing the reverse chad steps?

All DF does is drop. I want a refund.

Lastly, you can view the div yield % as basically the ratio of dividend returns compared to the price of entry (share price at current market price). If a company has a ridiculous high div %, then something could be wrong, as the share price is mega low but they're still paying out massive dividends to holders (which isn't sustainable in the long term if the company is actually doing bad, they'll need that div cash). This could lead to slashing div paybacks or just getting rid of them completely to save money for the company.

I think rule of thumb is to be cautious when div yield is above like 4-5%, really look into the company and if its in trouble or not. (Div fren can probably provide insight on this)

For a recent example, take a look at GME (Gamestop). They're holding their dividend even though their ERs are getting pretty rough, just look at the chart. The company can't keep paying it forever. And for another example, take a look at GE (General Electric): they had multiple dividend slashes to save money for the company in trouble. GE was a nice meaty div payer for boomers for the loooongest time and an essential part of many retirement funds as a div payer. The moment the share price started tanking and the div cuts came in, people jumped the fuck out of it, wasn't reliable as a div payer for boomers any more.

BGS will smash earnings today and leave MKC in the dust

Why don't you dividend fanboys just buy debt instruments if you want a source of income?

Looks like TSLA has found a new near-term channel between 232 and 247. I expect it to stay in that channel for a few weeks until all options traders kill themselves.

>>13501513
why is it dropping so much?

>>13501531
because higher yield on cost for stocks

>>13501536
> option trading

tfw 2 smo bran

>>13501531
Because the growth of the dividend and capital appreciation is the point

>>13501561
The guys who are actually smart trade bonds.

>>13501536
Do you have a news feed? They are raising capital. stock price could be very unstable depending on the offering.

>>13501531
basically >>13501564

my yield on cost is 5.2% despite my dividend yield only being 3.3%. Also capital appreciation is awesome.

>>13501555
they cant survive with those margins
Blackrock just keeps dumping it until someone like land o lakes buys them back

IF SP500 DOESNT HIT ALL TIME HIGH BY FRIDAY IM SELLING EVERYTHING

I DONT CARE IM GOING TO SINGLE HANDEDLY CRASH THE SP500 PUSH ME MOTHERFUCKER

>>13501587
he thinks his low 4 figure portfolio will matter to anybody

oh im laughin

>>13501580
Fugging based.
This is why a massive market drop will be amazing for anyone under 50

>>13501592
maybe it is George Soros funposting though he is more of a forex guy

>>13501592

ITS IN THE LOW 5'S PUNK, I WILL DROP YOUR FAVORITE STOCK BY 0.2% TONIGHT

>>13501603
aapl is my favorite.

>>13500962
>>13501221
>>13501263
Please moon sirs.

>>13501603
based

>>13501676
CHARGE
YOUR
PHONE

Sold my meat bags for $100 profit. Would have $1000 profit now if i held and wasn't such a faggot.

>>13501521
Can I get in at 24.75?

Who picked up some sales today?
>SPHD
>SPYD
>PCY

well

I was down $1000 a few hours ago
now only down $165 on the day

unrealized of course

I think the bear trap is complete now guys, hope you bought the dip

>>13501705
Absolutely positively yes. But if they cut the dividend today its fucking over. I dont see a reason for them to do this, its a special type of dividend unqualified they can draw in cash from various activities

>>13501753
I got ahead of the game and bought before the bear trap started.

>>13501581
>Blackrock just keeps dumping it
tute ownership still at 92% and up for the last 3 months though..

sp500 looks like its recovering thankfully, was a shitty past 3 days for long term bluechip holders

Going to take a week or more to fully recover, but at least its not a panic crash.....not yet anyhow

Heading out for the day, enjoy the bell, traders. Until next time!

>>13501845
am... you some sort of Sonic avatard? @_@

>>13501581
I can't believe Schwab still gives DF a rating of B (outperform).

>>13501852
yeah.. i got a feeling he'll be gone as fast as he came.

>>13501852
n-no...

>>13501800
actually youre right they started buying it again like yesterday, and some last quarter. but for awhile blackrock was dumping it hard. probably smaller llc then taking advantage of volume. theres been lots of 10% swings

> facebook's fucking state

>>13501869
Based Sonicposter.

>>13501882
>wash post state

>>13501882
>Louis Farrakhan
>far-right

>>13501882
>Farrakahn is far right

Stop wrong thinking goyim or we'll kick you off our platform.

>>13501517
Why not just go for an ETF like the VYM if the individual stocks carry so much more risk?

>>13501915
find it funny how burgers will preach about freedom of speech while all right wingers are stuffed into lockers lmao

>>13500979
If Dems win in 2020, I'm liquidating all my fiat and buying silver and crypto.

>>13501939
Freedom of speech in the internet age doesn't mean much when the only venue where you can exercise that speech is the street corner.

>>13501962
I don't know much about burger politics but what if they made it so twitter/facebook/etc were deemed as press sites? They have some sort of protection for news reporters right? Or am I misunderstanding freedom of the press

>>13501882
It’s sad because all Alex Jones did was question sandy hook and he gets banned from everything

>>13501984

the press does not have complete freedom of speech. They cannot baselessly smear someone for example without risk of getting sued for defamation. They are the curators of the content that appears on their platforms.

Social media theoretically was a public square, where the individual posters are the owners of their own statements, similar to how on 4chan at the bottom of every page it says
>All trademarks and copyrights on this page are owned by their respective parties. Images uploaded are the responsibility of the Poster. Comments are owned by the Poster.

By picking and choosing who is allowed to speak on their platform, social media has ceased its function of being a public forum and instead has become curators of their site content. For this reason, anyone should be able to sue facebook or twitter or whoever if they see a defamatory comment.
This is a huge mistake for Facebook and the internet in general in my opinion. They should definitely strive to remain a neutral platform for the speech of its users.

>>13502005
I am not part of their tribe, I haven't watched a single AJ video, nor I have watched a single Joe Rogan video but I've read that Joe Rogan has huge audience.

Wonder if they will touch him

>>13502028
Of course they will. All these bans are going to become a slippery slope by first saying it’s all hate.

>>13502020
I did some reading and it seems my perception of american freedom was incorrect. Apparently all your freedom laws only affect the government which is absolutely retarded. My idea of "every citizen using social media would have press rights" doesn't work if the services don't have to respect the press to begin with. Good luck getting uncucked burgers, not like it's better here

>>13502062
It’s a new world we live in brother

>>13502058
Kind of curious how 4chan is still up. Probably because servers are stored in Langley.

>>13502020
Reminder that this was 100% legal because 4chan is a neutral public forum instead of media bs

>>13502073
It's a worse world. Imagine how much better off we'd be if private companies had to follow free speech laws. Nobody would get fired for saying racist things 20 years ago and you could actually badmouth your boss/employer without fear of being blacklisted. It's a real shame we've gone down this path

I've noticed that the direction of the moves of WTI and XMR seem to be correlated. Does anyone have a theory? Perhaps I'm seeing things.

What's going up with MAXR. From ~4$ to 5.2$.

>>13502086
>55 seconds ago
Phonefags irritate me so much

>>13502091
Even if there was free speech laws for pruvate companies they can still absolutely fire you and blacklist you for bad mouthing them.

They just cannot admit they're firing you cause you bad mouth them.

>>13502028
Rogan isn’t ACTUALLY controversial. Just “edgy”

>he is an MMM investor
Imagine not buying HON.

>>13501935
Its both ways. The individuals carry more risk but also more reward and potential for growth & innovation (without being bogged down by laggards in the sector). Also other perks like rising dividends etc etc

ETFs do take care of diversification for you (if its managed properly)

>>13502163
HON has much better dividend growth and stability
Baste

Power hour boys, who we gonna crush?

>>13502247
bears and panic sellers

>>13502247
hopefully my balls.

>>13502086
Nice way to launder money...

Rate my current holds
>PEP
>CMCSA
>AXP
>HMC
Planning on adding
>UTX
>LMT
>UPS
The general rule is
>Below 20 PE
>At least 6% EPS growth per year
>Long history of dividend growth
>No financials due to late cycle bull, aquire them post crash

>>13502121
Of course but that gets to the core of the problem. Trying to stop humans from doing bad things via laws never works. If they intend to do something bad they'll find a means to do so. I wish you would start teaching christian morality in schools again maybe your society would improve.

>>13502273
>>No financials due to late cycle bull
Steve isn't gonna let it crash (or inflate) until after the election

>>13502163
This pic really takes me back.

>>13502291
I will wait years if necessary, I will not fall victim to dividend cuts!

This market wants higher.

Is this based ratsuchan’s fabled beartrap/fakeout? I sold 20% of my VTSMX.

>>13502255
>tfw RKG still refuses to crush my balls

Fuck, we're going to rally, right? I just bought 9 VTSAX yesterday and I hate seeing red.

>>13502368
You don't even need to look at VTSAX. That shit is as safe as it can get in the long run. Just relax, anon. Be proud of yourself.

PinktheWojak.gif

>refr down 10%
Oof, buy the dip?
Is this Elon’s doing?
Any of you people who bought the meme remember to take profits?

>>13502350
Please no Mr. Bear.

Past week wiped out my all my profits + 40% of my portfolio...
What a shit show. I fucking hate options

>>13502368
>>13502392
lmao this dude

if your VTSAX isnt overall green then you literally started buying yesterday

i buy $1000 worth of it a month, just keep accumulating and never sell it for the next 3 decades my breh

HO seems rather nice atm after big dip, especially with dividend in may. What you guys think?

god

cant wait till im FUCKING RICH

cant wait for these biotech plays to pay off big one day

cant fucking wait

>>13502338
Yes, drops 10% then pumps 40% probably maybe yes
>>13502338
>tfw no RKG gf
>tfw she won't VC with me on discord
>tfw she posts like a normal person ITT

>>13502452
The absolute state of lottery players

>>13500580
Just got Robinhood and deposited 500 what stock should I buy? Noob here

>>13502461
FLR, it's selling at a discount due to weak hands

>>13502452
I'm not planning on being in biotech during 2020. Remember Bernie and friends wrecking the biotechs a while ago? It'll be a bloodbath.

Gonna wait for NBRV, LPTX to moon and then maybe keep holding NVTA, but that's all I'm touching. Way too risky for me to lose another 6 percent of my gains in a fucking month. I'm still shaking just from NBRV dropping me down 25 percent.

Why is anyone in the US stock market currently? It's literally a big fat ugly bubble waiting to implode. Buy gold and invest in China frens.

It won't stop!

>>13502473
> U.S. is a bubble but invest in China
Xang please.

>>13502467
Depends on Biden. If he doesn't want to wreck the healthcare market then it might be due for a big rally instead.

>>13502473
If America drops 20% China will drop 50%
Silly ching chong

>>13502481
I really wish you would’ve told us earlier. I bought today at 20.75, should’ve just set a buy order last night

>>13502467
>>13502459


fuck you biiiiiitch my biotech is going to save lives and make me rich as fuck while youre still sipping 1% gains from holding SPY

>>13502392
>>13502444
Probly cause I am a robinhood stock newfag, but I can't seem to find this stock. Did they change the tag recently?

>>13502461
CHAP
It just fell and is bound to jump back to 7-8 after they killed earnings only tanking due to Powell
Nice growth energy company and cheap

MCK, CAH, ABC, NWL being absolute chads for me
MD came through in the clutch

tough market, but a rewarding one

>>13502495
If there is to be a rally, I don't see it happening until 2021 at that point. There's just too much uncertainty with how retarded Democrats in Congress have gotten. I don't wanna risk holding something that needs a catalyst to break even, you know?

>>13502505
Eat my ass biotechs are 60-75 percent of my portfolio right now and I am very butthurt. I love the thrill though.

>>13502484
>>13502496
Fuck you guys. China should float the Yuan and btfo the ((($))) forever.

>>13502503
.2075

>>13502473
China isn't real, bucko. 1 trillion stimulus package every quarter, yeah alright.

>>13502515
If Biden wins the nomination or it looks like he will I think it's a dip worth buying if only momentarily. Then sell everything as the election comes closer. It's all gonna be a shit show. Could even be violent this time.

>>13502528
>bucko
Typical c*nadian assblasted by the fact that China is colonizing his """country""".

>>13501858
They're right
buy DF

Ding ding ding! How did everyone do today? I'm down .02%, WBA, a lil UVXY, and LCI kept me flat. My cherry blossom trees bloomed today, they're so pretty~

>>13502538

Democrats have no fucking chance in 2020

>>13502558
> How did everyone do today?

BEYOND MEAT SOARS 163% IN BEST IPO DEBUT SINCE FINANCIAL CRISIS

>>13502558
flat

>>13502503
I've been posting almost everyday since it hit 0.11.

Not my fault you missed the train.

>>13502521
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>>13502562
I agree. But Biden is softer on the market than the other candidates on the left.

Trump can't lose with a healthy economy and the batshit insane tribalism endorsed by the Democratic party at large.

>>13502558
Down 0.84% ($213). All my memestocks taking a shit man.

>>13502558
NBRV took me down another 4 percent. Rough time overall for me. I may try to find a point to sell at least half this week, but idk. I got too giddy on buying more right after the rejection.

>>13502564
I'M SO FUCKING TIRED OF BEING WRONG REEE

>>13502506
VTSAX is total market mutual fund through Vanguard

Robinhood you can buy VTI, its the ETF equilivent

>>13502558
+0.96%

Galt and lci both end the day up.

>>13502558
Up 2% but only due to my options, all my stocks are in red.

TWTR and ROKU had me spooked for a bit but we made it out alive.
Finally closed out of S short which has been a thorn in my side.
Bought a three legged ATVI spread leaning on calls.

Has anyone tasted the beyond meat burger... junk stock or buy?

>>13502581
Biden will gently grasp the market by the shoulders, lean in, so close to the NYSE's soft, warm hair. He takes a deep whiff, and then whispers something in the market's ear.

>>13502627
The GALT/LCI index finally stabilizes, after taking an absolute SCRUBBING earlier in the week.
As you can see this 0.55-0.6 level that the GALT/LCI is at is really pretty firm.
GALT was doing well briefly during the LCI crash, but this year the'ye been in a pretty tight race.

Powell just killed the bull. Stocks are going to be tanking. Screencap this faggots.

>>13502558
FUCK ME HARDER DADDY POWELL

>>13501685
Live and you learn faggot.

>>13502658
And he whispers
>cheapies

>>13502601
Told you to look at reph, it’s not going to bottom immediately, and it’s not going to recover very quickly either, maybe not even recovering fully until possibly getting approval.

>>13502570
I hate how the subtle shills are such better buys than the loud, constant, and namefig shills.

Thanks for trying.

>>13501685
How long of a hold we talkin?

>>13502658
and now, the memeline edition

possible uptrend for GALT, but there is a huge gap left to fill, which could be seen in the even of a hypothesized LCI short squeeze

gap-filling isn't as time dependent, we are right on top of it, so it could happen tomorrow or 5 years from now

>>13501770
My order expired.
After close it's down to $24. Bullet dodged!

>>13502786
What. The. Fuck.
Why would you chart LCI vs. GALT
(Think we could get GALT back at 4?)

>>13502786
GALT will swing around between 4.15 and 4.60 or so until the rights offering is done.

LCI will moon on monday and then all week after earnings.

The broader market shenanigans could threaten some things though.

>>13502829
it's one of the most important /smg/ market sentiment indicators, along with green wojack/pink wojak, which anime girls are being posted, etc.

GALT could gap down, but anything under 4.20 or so is looking unlikely, ex-market
a rise in the GALT/LCI index would be because of LCI decay towards 6.50.
a gap down, as I said, would proabbly be the LCI short squeeze, unless GALT collapses


>>13502851
broader market should roughly cancel out. Might be a little harder on LCI? I'll have to run some numbers

How do you all have money left over to trade stocks? You ARE maxing all available retirement accounts first, right?

>>13502868
waiting until 59 1/2 to retire isn't something I'm interested in. By then I'll have more money than I'll ever need anyway. I max the match on my employer 401k, that's it.

>>13502868
lol retirement accounts
if you don't save enough into stocks on your own you'll never be able to live solely off your dividends

>>13502867
Thanks for your inputs. But be careful fren.

>>13502894
this

>>13502867
>along with green wojack/pink wojak
I take it that the best time to load up is when /smg/ is inundated with pink wojaks? And vice versa with green wojaks?

>NPR fucks up all my podcast feeds, issues apologies
SHORT NATIONAL PUBLIC RADIO

>>13502946
It's like 60/40, but yeah. maybe 65/35. Gotta use your brain and see, right now we're in a neutral zone trending bearish.
Also timing is important, you don't want to shovel money in right as the first big red candles of the day open up, you usually want to buy (intraday) after several pink wojaks are posted, when the wojak posting starts to die down.

I ALWAYS see people in these thread posting about buying stocks on days when I'm selling, and selling on days when I'm buying
Always complaining of the exact same things
too bad for them

>>13500580
>Free in depth technical analysis charts:
can we not include proven bullshit in a general thread? some level of sophistication would be nice.

>>13502985
wtf did anon mean by this?

Holy shit, this weekly candle we are building is like super fucking bearish, just fucking sell it.

>BGS
Bullet fucking dodged

>ATVI
Oh god more bullets, bad guidance aside. The earning report hasn't been going bad so far aside from me being constantly shocked by Candy Crush's results.

>>13502985
But hasn’t DOW theory been proven to be a self fulfilling prophecy because enough traders buy into it?

>>13502562

Not with the current barrel scrapings they've offered up for consideration so far anyway. Four years and all could find is Joey Snuggles, Comrade Yang and Comrade Bernie? Really?

>>13502868
>>13502894
you can take out contributions as necessary from IRAs before 59.5

since this is $6,000 every yaer from now on, you'll have 100k+ to use as necessary beyond your taxable accounts before reaching 59.5 when the real cash in your IRAs is fully accessible

>>13503018
>me being constantly shocked by Candy Crush's results
nigga the congressional black caucus plays that shit during the state of the union, and you know they're too fucking dumb to beat it with out buying the fucking micro transaction cheat codes.

>>13503019
actually no. its not a self fulfilling prophecy. the thing that has been proven, across the board, over and over again to the point that its not even interesting anymore and more like a fun hobby in finance is that ta does not work. nobody ever was able to prove that it works. if you can you probably would be the richest human alive and if you share it get a nobel price

>>13503008
Technical analysis is based on a few assumptions.
1. Efficient market hypothesis: it discounts fundamentals/market psychology and only considers price movement.
>This is grade A bullshit
2. Prices move in trends and history tends to repeat itself.
>Not necessarily

>>13503018
>>13503039
tfw in ZNGA (RIP Farmville), which has been absolutely killing it this year

Free RH stock lul

What is biz’s favorite broker and why?
t. newfag who is just getting into stocks

>>13503062
>Prices move in trends and history tends to repeat itself
prices actually move in patterns. thats not the thing thats wrong. the thing where everything fails is predicting those patterns to such a degree that you can profit from it. many people dont get that but most people who trade also have no education in finance which is a huge problem. people lose way too much money beacuse frauds advertise TA. its like esoterics who feast on the lack of knowledge from others

>>13503061
>>13503062
I've just seen too many situations where the fundies were good but price has moved otherwise. I feel that using a bit of both fundie and tech anal to spot optimal buying periods is key. I never saw why it had to be one or the other. Each are both most powerful when supplemented by the other.

So my dividend portfolio in M1 has just been crabbing after reinvesting dividends. Only had it for a month mind you, but is this to be expected in such a short period? Currently down overall only like 0.59 percent

>>13503062
Technical analysis is amazing at predicting the past. It's not quite as good at predicting the future.

>>13503084
RH is used frequently here because of its no commission, no fee structure, which allows for a more active trading style without paying the big house big cuts. Its also mobile friendly and has friendly UI. But also a fuckton of serverside issues that tend to kick in right when you need to sell sometimes.

I like TDAmeritrade for all of their site research and mainly their ThinkOrSwim software platform which is excellent for charting and many other things. The charge about 6 bucks a trade, last I checked. However, you can open an account w them for like 50 bucks (and then moving 49.99 back out to bank lmao) and just use their resources for free while executing trades somewhere else

ETrade is pretty good but webui dated, I think I have commissions for a dollar cheaper there than at TDA.

M1 investing is very similar to RH w the mobile platform and no fees and all. They also let you buy fractional shares, eg, if Amazon is $1000 a share and you only have $20, you can buy a fraction of a full share. Hardly anyone else does this.

YouInvest is a new broker from JPMorgan Chase that is for the common retail investor. I believe they also offer the first 100 trades free during the first year or something.

TastyWorks is a stellar platform w decent commission fees if you wanna do nothing but Options trade like a madman

>>13503027
>>13502868
>>13500617

No penalty for withdraws up to 10k if it’s for buying a house or for education (yours, your spouse’s, your child’s)

(Citation needed but I’m pretty sure.)

>>13502894
Abso fuckkng lutely Max your employer match. You’re leaving free money in the table if you don’t, benefits def outweigh the cost.

>>13502982
was today the buy day or the sell day.
No one really posts when they cash out. But you should help those of us who struggle. It won’t change the market.

>>13503098
>I feel that using a bit of both fundie and tech anal to spot optimal buying periods is key
this is evidently wrong

the astonishing part is that not even fundamental analysis seems to work good enough to justify doing it. of course thats how many banks earn money but again also for fundamental analysis no hedge fund or investment bank so far could ever outperform the market consistently with their equity research. (see mutual fund performance from fama)

the only thing that seems to earn you a systematic market premium is when you have insider information f.e. high frequency snipingor front running.

a very funny study even concluded that those who trade random often perform better (still negative average returns) than average informed traders. by the way high informed traders who outperformed the market where only 12 insitutions world wide with each having atleast, if i remember correctly, 500 bn usd under management. so if you have less than that your expected return is most likely negative for trading in any market

and its not even like there is a debate about all what ive just said. no journal, no reviewed research, no educational book states anything different

>>13503159
Thanks anon

>>13503170
today is neutral zone
buy some sell some, reactionary to oversold/overbought conditions (if such conditions make such trades conducive)

we might be neutral for a little bit
no reason to rush to a bullish or bearish conclusion yet (it seems, most people in these threads have their minds made up)

I'm still in a generally long position, but I'm mostly in stocks that are far away from their highs, and have less room to fall (more value inherent and not momentum based). so it's a defensive equity-long position

How should I reply?

I got justed on bgs for the third time
3 strikes youre out

>>13503294
I held it through the low 23's, I can't let go now

yesterday's support level became today's fucking resistance, according to my past experience this means we're totally fucked. everybody is going to be eating at Auntie Nancy's US government soup kitchen this time next year once they're done with Trump/Pence.

>>13503206
With a ratsuchan™ Original comic of course!

global elite reached playing only when totally drunk&music and without game sounds or anything unecessarily necessarities

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ZHwkpyvDqE

Are U.S. brokers like TD ameritrade taxed if I'm a foreign investor?

>beyond meat priced at $25
>beyond meat halted
>beyond meat institutional buyers drive price up to $46
>beyond meat finally opens to public at $46
>media headlines:

"OMFG BEYOND MEAT OPENS 76% ABOVE IPO PRICE THE PUBLIC IS GOING CRAZY FOR IT!!!!!"

why do we accept their blatant lies?

>>13503461
Ready those puts and shorts when available companies that haven’t turned a profit AT ALL deserve to be sub 40-30 and the only reason they’ll stay that high is because of millennials refusing to sell their retarded idea that these companies should just be worth 70 dollars a share cause their “hip and cool”
Yea wait till you’re stuck bagholding for the next month or two or 10 like those retards still holding at 80 average with Lyft
Gonna make a fat profit off the puts when they get released a

>>13503461
How long do puts generally take to go public?

>>13503494
they're literally valued MORE than the entire market of peas at the moment, how fucking absurd is that?

https://www.cnbc.com/2019/05/02/elon-musk-on-investor-call-autonomy-will-make-tesla-a-500b-company.html

Elon Musk to investors: Self-driving will make Tesla a $500 billion company

Elon Musk to investors: Self-driving will make Tesla a $500 billion company

Elon Musk to investors: Self-driving will make Tesla a $500 billion company

Elon Musk to investors: Self-driving will make Tesla a $500 billion company

>>13503461
Impossible Burger is a better product

>>13503550
A Tesla will be worth $150,000 to $250,000 in 3 years, he claimed. He also said that a full self-driving upgrade will increase the value of any Tesla by a half order of magnitude, or five times.
PUMP IT

You can buy a tesla model 3 and appreciate it more than the stock market

Buy FLR if it hits $21
>>13503392
Cute :3

>>13502868
lol I'm over $60k in credit card debt. I recently managed to just pay Uncle Sam before serious consequences set in.

I'm not paying any of my consumer debt back. Ever. I've expatted already and they aren't going to find me here.

>>13503622
how do you even spend 60k on a credit card
that's like a decade of groceries and consumer electronics for me

>>13503622

>>13503581
Ouch what happened? CEO stepped down and dividend cut? Is there a recovery here or is it seeing new bottoms?

What's up with GALT on RH, anyone else seeing 2 entries for it in their portfolio?

>>13503692
The company imploded this quarter and the CEO basically said fuck it and left lol

GALT down after hours?

>>13503726
Might be getting the rights offering UI up? No idea how that gets handled.

MNST
ya'll n-words shoulda BOUGHT
still time before we hit 75

>>13503729
Oh well that’s no good lol what makes you think it goes back up? Even if it hit 21 there’s no reason to think it’ll go lower considering that kind of news(doubt it will) but 28-27 is possible. I’d let it cool off for a week considering how bad ithe news is before putting even a share into play. Thanks for the homework I might pick up some calls on this later on

>>13503772
At one point looking at it it said "GALT Rights."
Am I gonna be able to quit my job tomorrow?

Yellow peas are the next onions.
How do I long pea futures on RH?

>>13503581
>>13503692
Used to work for them. Bunch of bloodsucking cocksuckers. They bleed projects dry and leave them 80% complete with shit quality.

>>13503793
No. You can buy your units if you like. And then in a few years or less you can retire. I think.

>>13503812
>Yellow peas
yellowpill me on these
these yellow peas

>Ctlr F
>GALT
>over 9000
Christ you GALT shills need to get a real job

>>13503829
https://www.marketplace.org/2019/05/01/world/behold-humble-pea-rising-demand-plant-protein-feeds-growth

pretty soon 50% of fast food meals will have this, they can formulate it to taste like anything savory

>>13503678
Plane tickets and hobby supplies add up quick. I never had any intention of paying it back though.

>>13503843
>>13503829
Also this
>The main ingredient in the Beyond Burger from Beyond Meat, which is expected to debut on the stock market Thursday, is pea protein.

long yellow peas lads

>>13503820
I mean their chart over the past 3 months is brutal a lot of volatility and I’m not familiar with mining and mineral companies so I’ll have to research some more before going ham on calls they seem to have had a decent setup a month back until they got dinged for something then got dinged again and now here. So I don’t see 30 as bottom or 29 maybe 28.75-28.90 and then calm until a new CEO worth their salt come in. Idk interesting shit but hey the market prices Beyond meat at 70 bucks a share for just existing and tanks MRO after beating earnings 416% so crazy things happen

>>13500580
does anyone have the buy high sell low shit? I'm from /lit/ and I've been looking for it since I first came across it months ago.

>>13500695
Why would it crash? Our current meat consumption is unsustainable. If people want to eat the same amount of meat per capita 50 years from now, they'll need substitutes.

A-am I rich?

>>13503860
>>13503843

>Cargill is privately held
>the family still owns 90%

well I'll just have to find one of the daughters of the Cargill family and make her mine
It's the only way my pea empire is going to get off the ground

>captcha is tractors
good start

>>13503861
I worked on them while they were building a nuclear plant. They foresaw a change of general contractor and ordered like $120m worth of cranes and pumps and charged the client a premium.
On the flip side they own the most successful SMR nuclear power company (NuScale), which has yet to take off. I would long them after maybe a month or two.

>>13503894
Those 35 puts are going to be worthless tomorrow. What were you thinking going so far out?

>>13503906
I don't see any good news for SMRs or any US nuclear reactors coming any time soon. Trump doesn't seem for it politically, and the Dem contenders are neutral at best.
Only way to make money in the US on nuclear is maintenance and decom of current plants, and selling to China. I would be surprised if the Chinese don't want to design their own instead of buying

>>13503906
They recently bought into a small company working with the INL to build micro-reactors
If they can get their shit together they could really take off

>>13503944
The Westinghouse AP1000 design was such a fiasco that the faith in large scale american reactors has been soiled for probably the next 50 years. I'm pro-nuclear, but the costs of building a large scale reactor are far higher than people would have you believe due to NRC's strict regulations and the exorbitantly high cost of unforeseen complications.
SMR aims to eliminate many of the terrible problems that occur with building a nuclear reactor in a construction site as well as maintaining it. It's really being held back by the lack of American nuclear advocacy in general.

>>13503979
I understand all of that, I'm nuc eng
SMRs have real technical issues of their own (depending on which design you're talking about), but obviously smaller capital investment and risk, and lower install times, is a big benefit.

but connected with the lack of advocacy is a lack of any regulatory framework

I'm working towards ADS, which has huge technical challenges but offers benefits that can't be imagined in a non-ADS system

>>13503833
Sounds like something someone with too little shares of GALT would say.

Anyone got stocks that could 1000 times in the next +5 years?

>>13504191
PRPO and LEAP

>>13501456
What broker should I use for best utilizing gains? going to buy a bunch.

>>13503894
>$35 strike price
>5/10
Are you retarded

>>13504191
VIX 3X

>>13502458
>tfw never ever have qt e-friends like cuterat and RKGchan
Based hot rats. No one else has been talking about cashing out their S&P holdings and I worry I’m beimg overly cautious. (Also not cautious enough).

But if the S&P (or total market?) really tanks 10%, im going to be happy I freed up those funds.

>>13503905
They were talking About P protein being so hot right now, on CNBC yesterday. Feel like I should’ve seen it coming when I tried ripple milk. About P protein being so hot right now, on CNBC yesterday. Feel like I should’ve seen it coming when I was into ripple milk.

>>13503963
>>13503944
>>13503906
Good stuff guys, I’ll do my own shit on them but I’m feeling pretty bullish now considering the likelihood of a serious takeoff

Warren bought AMZN, I bought SPY calls. Tomorrow will be a good day.

>>13504475
check back in with them in 6 months. companies like that don't turn on a dime (usually)

>>13504502
Oh fuck.. I cancelled my 1900 limit buy during their earnings call. I could use a buffet bump.

>>13504515
>>13504475
Yeah this is going to continue dropping or stabilize and sit in a ditch dead for a long time
I'll watch it for a month before buying in

>>13504556
Sooooo... don’t just set a limit buy for $21 in my Roth and enable DRIP?

>>13504191
>AMZN in the green

GALT record date for the RO was April 29th?

FUCK I messed that one up. Isn’t it basically like free calls?

>>13504711

>Following the Record Date, the Company intends to mail to stockholders of record on the Record Date a prospectus and related documents for use in exercising subscription rights. The subscription rights will expire and have no value if they are not exercised prior to 5:00 p.m. Eastern Time on Thursday May 23, 2019 (the “Expiration Date”).

If you owned before April 29th you didn't miss out
if you didn't own, it's your own fault
I don't think I've got a letter or an email from RH yet

It's not quite like free calls

>>13504793
>>13504793
>>13504793
new thread

another so so day. bought some gme and lions gate stock. hell lgf was at it's lowest point in 52 weeks when i bought it so i feel pretty good. gme is still pretty low also. didn't blow a lot on either so hey if they blow up it won't hurt me any.

once I pay some shit off and whatnot I'm gonna start dumping a few bucks over in my brokerage each month. then at the end of the year or when i get a nice big pile sitting there buy a nice block of more T babies.

Goal is to have 200 or more T babies by year 2020 (got 101 & 1/2 right now). Then sit on them for 20 years or slightly longer and let drip work it's magic