/biz/ - Business & Finance

Money makes retards and crazies get even more retarded and crazy than usual.

>>13492542
4chan in general has been attracting tons of them ever since /pol/ became well known to normalfags. /biz/ isn't even that bad compared to most other boards. Try /sci/, /x/, or /pol/.

>>13492552
can confirm during ATH i started to notice this on myself

>>13492542
this chart describes nearly every individual, schizoids seem to me the most comfy ones

>>13492552
>implying most of /biz/ makes money
Most of these moonboys would be lucky to break even on their $2000 "investment"

>>13492567
I'm a schizoid, I've been here since before pol became popular.

>>13492542
That's a feature of 4chan in general

mfw i answered yes to all points mentioned under "Schizoid" in OP's picure.

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>>13492542
Here's a tip newfag. The normie saturated boards like /x/ and /co/ are infested with redditors, tumblrites and facebook normies.

>Inb4 I've been here 2 years
I got 7 years times here and I'm not even an oldfag. Enjoy your stay.

>>13492725
>The normie saturated boards like /x/ and /co/ are infested with redditors, tumblrites and facebook normies.
Are you honestly implying that /biz/ is any better? This is unironically a refugee haven for angry r/cryptocurrency bag holders

>>13492741
They managed to assimilate, normie boards like /tv/, /ck/ and /co/ are filled with snarky redditors

>>13492542
doomers think their fake mental illnesses make them special snowflakes

>>13492763
You must be new here

>>13492542
You're low IQ if you can't comprehend the prison planet we live in caused by various factors.

>>13492797
^this
>mfw they tried warning us
>we didn't listen

>>13492542
I'm not sure it's even schizos, just low IQ retards who need to assuage their inferiority complex to people with jobs and income, so they believe in all sorts of retarded conspiracy theories which lets them tell themselves they're "smarter" than those normies

That's the reason conspiracy theories are attractive to people, they let you think you're smarter than other people but you don't have to do any of that icky autistic stuff like math or engineering to back it up.

Your not gonna make it. Only introverts can make it.

>>13492837
>conspiracy theories are attractive to people, they let you think you're smarter than other people
>but you don't have to do any of that icky autistic stuff like math or engineering to back it up
>conspiracy theories
>2001
>what did they mean by this?
>wh(O)a

>>13492837
Schizos ≠ schizoid

>>13492871
>but you don't have to do any of that icky autistic stuff like math or engineering to back it up
>mfw

>>13492837
>Doesn't know the difference between schizoid and schizophrenic
>Calls others low IQ

>>13492871
>>13492893
>it's all just one big coincidence

>>13492780
no this board is pretty high iq because almost everyone that browses here invests in crypto. and those that lose their stack trading, on scams etc. leave. so the only ones that stay here, are the ones smart enough to trade profitably, bought bitcoin early enough to never be in the red again, and stock fags (who by default are smarter than average.

the only low iq people browsing here are some absolutely delusional fucks who bought in later than q3 2017, got burned and are hoping for moon and lambo that they missed because they were a few months late to the golden bullrun.

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>>13492871
Here comes the butthurt schizo internet defense force, mad that I've described them to a T

Believing in retarded schizo shit doesn't make you more intelligent. Full stop.

>>13492925
Epic bait bro

>>13492925
>butthurt schizo internet defense force
>mad that I've described them to a T
>Believing in retarded schizo shit doesn't make you more intelligent.
>t. smoothbrain
can you even do 2+2=4 though?

>>13492695

based

>>13492913
>no this board is pretty high iq
Lmao imagine actually believing this

This board is the dumbest fucking "investment" community I've ever seen.

>>13492941
I thought your schizo gimmick was spamming images from 50 year old Kubrick movies at people. Too deep for me. Must have triggered a schizo nerve.

Let's be real, schizos aren't even human.

>>13492797

>various factors

Socialist jews, you can say it here

>>13492925
There are very few conspiracy theories I believe in. Just pointing out that you're a retard for confusing two entirely different psychological orders that have similar names. You are the low IQ retard of which you speak.

>>13492871

Like people care about how smart you are when it comes to this shit. I have poor retards telling me jews are good people and you should trust them. I always bet against jews and it pays off very well.

>>13492542
because real neets need to make money too.

>>13492966
t. Asshurt schizo mad that I'm misgendering his people

>>13492988
I'm not schizoid either. Keep deflecting you low IQ retard.

>>13492992
>waaaah stop misgendering me ackshually its called schizoid
Nobody cares, you're literally both insufferable classes of people.

>>13492542
It's not a /biz/ thing, it's literally all over 4chan and the internet in general

The mentally ill are allowed to use the internet and often they are the loudest voices in the room.

intp + schizophrenia + scizoid + autism

>>13492552
Money & power amplifies their owner...

>>13493000
>Anyone who points out that I said something stupid is a schizo poopoo head I'm telling mommy
Imagine getting this mad at strangers on the internet and still considering yourself smart

>>13493017
You sure are defensive about your mental illness.

>>13492695
fellow schizoid. i don't mind other people but they're so draining. I operate on free will when I isolate myself and am so much happier/ less stressed out

>>13493027
>maybe if I samefag I won't have to acknowledge the fact that I have zero self-awareness

>mfw exhibit every behaviour of cluster A

>>13492964
It goes even deeper than that. These aren't the jews of the bible we're talking about here. It's the LITERAL synagogue of Satan. What they're doing with Israel was totally conditional on whether or not they accept jesus christ. It's pretty clear they don't and it's gone off the deep end into this crazy satanist cabal.

>>13492837
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>>13493027
Neck yourself you Duning Kruger npc

>>13492542

I don't think there is a person that doesn't fit in one or many of these categories. muh mental illness

>>13493060
>newfag doesn't understand what IDs are
Typical

>>13493091
Looks like some feelings were hurt! Guess you aren't as smart as you thought you were huh?

>>13493094
This.

>>13493105
>make a thread about schizoids
>baits in a legitimate schizophrenic who ruins the thread

It's so fucking exhausting to be here with you people. It's like I'm an ape in a zoo watching other apes throw shit at each other. I want out but I don't know how to leave and I don't know if there's anything out there once I leave.

>>13492837
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>>13493000
>calls other people butthurt
>angrily replies in paragraphs to everyone
t. schizo

>>13493129
T. Asshurt schizo who doesn't like being accurately described

Your thread was shit and deserved to be ruined

>>13493150
Seething.

>>13493094
yeah, i think most mental illnesses are normal social behaviors that originated and evolved for survival purposes. it's when the degree of severity reaches the point of social dysfunction that they become a problem.
ex. lie, cheat, steal (anti-social), suspicious (paranoia), self-centered (narcissism), etc.

also schizoid personality disorder is a completely different thing from schizophrenia, but most people on /biz/ already know that.

>>13492542
Diagnosed schizotypal.....appear as a normie due to sheer willpower.

>>13493135
kys then

>>13493096
>unironic schizophrenic pretends he doesn't know about switching IP addresses to change his ID

>>13492542
is it proper schizoid when they are quite happy in the company of other schizoids tho? This is the true power of the internet - schizoid congregation enablement
>#socialschizoids

>>13493377
Nice schizo theory

>>13492925
Jews did 9/11.

>>13492960
>2+2=4
>Too deep for me.
clearly

>>13493408
Comfy.

>>13492542
we should be united, as we only have shot in a lifetime.

>>13493000
you sound dazed and confused

>>13493433
>42
what did they mean by this?
>heh, must just be another one of those ((((((((coincidences)))))))

>>13492837
>>13492925
>only information that is academically peer-reviewed and officially recognized by a for-profit government can ever be true

you're an evil being, not because of what you do but because of what you are - in a parallel universe where we live in an Orwellian state you wouldn't hesitate to betray those around you

>>13493462
just one big coincidence, surely

>>13493472
>dark side of the moon
>>13492871
>2001
>>13492893
>what did they mean by this?

Is it possible to get a loving gf as a schizoid?

>>13493481

Itt: butthurt crazies

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>>13492542
Craig is Borderline Schizotypal Histrionic Narcissist

>>13493494
Pls answer

>>13493494
so you can go to dinner parties with friends, go together shopping for curtains and shit in IKEA, yeah? You only think you want 'a loving gf' anon - the reality of actually having one wouldn't make either of you v. happy. Try rnd redheads instead tho, any luck, some of their mentalties may balance out yours

>>13492542
Because us NEETs are financially superior to you wagies. And you wagies should be reminded everyday of this fact. Now fetch me my tendies from the fryer wagie.

>>13493216

The social dysfunction line is pretty arbitrary 2bh. In practical terms it seems to be the degree of how much you can comport yourself to being a placated corporate/government bureaucrat, or globohomo cosmopolitan that places personal safety above all other concerns. I doubt the psychological vision of normality when it barely masks the mass discontent of the people we have now, never mind the sum of all humanity fitting most definitions of psychopathy comfortably before the 60's.

>>13492569
can confirm too

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>>13493481
Take your meds weirdo

>>13492695
>you've just been JEWED

>>13492542
>social shame other anons
back to plebbit you go you absolute anus opener

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>>13494035
dude. we no comprende pyramidspeek. Can you maybe just state your issue minus the use of pointy buildings? tia

>>13492864
i learned something about myself today

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>>13494118
Don't confuse schizoid with schizophrenia

>>13494122
digits don't lie

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>>13493462
>hmmmmm

>>13493494
>Is it possible to get a loving gf as a schizoid?
>>13493576
>Pls answer
>loving gf
women will never love men the way men would like them to, get over it

>>13492542
If someone is a schizoid they want to avoid physical contact with other people. Thus, this means they need to seek careers that allow them to do that. Being a NEET sucks as a schizoid because you don't want to deal with your parents. The ideal job for a schizoid is looking at a screen and doing something and then completing it with no human contact at all. /biz/ in particular holds a lot of appeal because if you can make the right set of investments you don't even need to have a job anymore, so that's even less human contact.

The image board culture itself allows you to exist any conversation at any point of time and not have to reveal your identity. This explains why schizoids in particular are attracted to such places.

>>13492542
You also have a disorder: you are a normie bot.

>>13493494
sure, just make lots of money
do know that women only "love" you for what you have, not what you are. but it's okay because we only love them for their looks, which is just as shallow.

fits me pretty well. When i was younger it was a pain because I didn't understand myself. I wanted to be social but never enjoyed being in social situations. some symptoms overlap with my autism.
seems like i got it from my dad as he is both schizotypal and autistic, apparently the cold behavior of the parent can contribute to its development
/biz/ is about getting away from the wage cage, normies enjoy the social atmosphere of the cage while we are indifferent or uncomfortable with it.

the people on /biz/ arent schiz. I hate when the schiz don't stick to their containment threads (GANGSTALKING GENERAL) like fucking please, there are not gangs of beings or agents stalking you because you said the n word on /pol/ or you arranged sticks on the ground innawoods. If I do see schiz posters I tell them to fuck right off back to gangstalking general.

>>13494471
gangstalking is not schizoid. that's paranoid

>>13492542
I'm skizoid mabye I'm not cause I took a large hit of dmt once then boom I was like absolutely terrified of shadows a d saw figures lurking in the dark but then I was like no this can't be then tasted trading and boom back to seeing figures anyway I went out to the woods to confront them but I passed I think or mabye I was attacked by a group of lads I can't remember so went out and was covered in blood I ran through thorn bushes and got tetanus then fell ill then freaked out Can use I lost load of cash on stock then made loads so felt good but anyway hope you all are ok I've got some walls to stare at, they are pretty intresting cause you see all the cracks, lumps of paint and things wrong, it's such a perfect plain thing that you shouldn't be live that there is anything wrong with it but there is crazy right anyway bye going to sleep after cause have to get up and see family oh dam they freak me out specially my younger girl cousin she 11 years younger and feels me up, I don't like it but I guess I have to go along as she kinds blackmail me for money I make on trades and says she will tell her mom I molost her but I would never do anything like unless she told me to but oh well guess I'm fucked hope I can somehow get out of this, flys are weird they keep coming near me it's hot they annoy me while I trade once I got so mad I laughed my monitor at the fly and smashed the wall but dosent matter I made plant of money go back on trades its a constant task of making then spending it never ends. But anyway enough deviation I'm see you all in the carribean at the beach or local bar.

>>13494074
https://phys.org/news/2018-07-reveals-great-pyramid-giza-focus.html

>>13493672
Wtf my best friend is a redhead and I am a bit comfy with her. How do you know this anon?

>>13492542
What if I seem to be everything in all three columns of the first row?

>>13492913
>pretty high iq
>talking about /biz/ as a collective
>Stock fags are by default smarter than average

Big yikes, dawg.

>>13492773
Sayori fans in a nutshell

>>13492695
normies are bitches. Glad I'm comfy in my room and trying to make NEET bucks.
Any other anons here who are ultra ambitious in their plans?

>>13496002
redheads = different species mate, one with many of the traits commonly beginning 'psycho-'. As to most of us, the description of schizoid will actually come across as instantly recognizable, when not fairly comfy, so too will the (proper) redhead recognize much of herself in the clinical description of psychotic or whatever. Schizoids and psychotics tend to get along fairly well, IME. Note: applicable only to 'proper' redheads, easily spotted after awhile, you'll learn the traits - gets on better with guys than girls, etc.

>>13494471
What about self-aware schizoids?

>>13492542
>magical thinking

>>13492567
/sci/ is unironically one of the most normie boards on 4chan and always has been. There's more weirdos here than there.

>>13492837
>yfw this narrative is itself an elaborate conspiracy theory
But yeah you're more or less dead on. If you go on Frog Twitter there's still a lot of conspiracy theories even though most of them seem like they probably have jobs, but my Jewposting definitely intensifies after a failed job search.