/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>13463103
ayyy

>>13463103
Be a billionaire then anon

>>13463103
wishful thinking, you all gonna make it because someone used chainlink as example in a discussion

>>13463128
it's all true

>>13463122
a billionaire, my bad

>>13463103
bump

>>13463159

Confirmed real, damn.

>>13463159
Holy shit. We're in this together guys.

Uhhh its just a presentation hosted BY oracle. It doesn't mean that oracle is actually going to use or is partnered with chainlink.

>417 chainlink larps
>none have come to fruition
>here comes larp #418
>no proof whatsoever
>$100,000 EOY

>>13463404
See
>>13463320

This tweet literally spells it out.
>Oracle Content Partner of Chainlink

Ive given FUD some leeway but how else do you read that?

>>13463404
>”Oracle to present”

Oracle will be giving a presentation on their own blockchain services and Chainlink.

Why would they present on Chainlink if it isn’t going to be integral to the operation of their blockchain services?

>>13463159

>>13463464
Their Oracle chain is clearly going to use LINK as a provider, theres no other way to read it.

>>13463478

Chainlink being tagged before BTC and ETH. New paradigm confirmed tbqh.

>>13463103
im all in but very unlikely unless you forget about your links and come back in 5-10 years

>>13463103
So your argument is each link will be worth $100k. Unironically neck yourself you stupid faggot.

>>13463404
dont you start this shit again

>>13463495
If you knew how the day was when CloudExpo made their initial tweet. /biz/ and twitter sergey squad went mental and raked up 30k impressions on that tweet. That was a record number for this twitter account, so they fucking announced a seperate "Chainlink conference" or something and started selling tickets. Anons asked rory in the telegram and he replied that nobody actually contacted the team about this and that they knew nothing. They apparently contacted @Sergeynazarov on twitter instead of @SergeyNazarov and he played them. Now they think that Chainlink is the hottest shit in crypto right now, which it is actually but trx and xrp twitter normans don't know. Since then they include chainlink in the most obscure stuff just for extra impressions because they know people on here lurk 24/7 for chainlink crumbs. see pic. the hashtag sadly means nothing anymore

>>13463103
*let that stink in

It just dawned on me I've been thinking about Chainlink all wrong. I assumed it was just decentralized currency exchange software or something, but now I'm realizing it's decentralized data exchange. This means every single byte of every single piece of data on the planet could be sent through decentralized means. Tech giants like Google, Amazon, and Apple would be utterly fucking annihilated, not even mentioning how government info would be affected by this.

I'm scared for Sergey's life at this point.

1k,000,000,000MM eoy

It's really going to happen isn't it. This is why true Marines held. Held through sibos. Held through the bull while all other coins ran. Held while squirrels ate their passkeys. Held through countless larps. Held through 2 EOYs. Held through the bleak bear. Held while others swung and fudded every event. Held while Sergey remained silent. Held when the larp dates came and went. Held while link became a 50¢ stable coin. Held while being called delusional. Held while doing a cheeky bit of fudding oneself. Held while dipping toes into the world of making memes (pic related). Held while rich anons ate steak and drove r8's. Held while being derided for wageslaving. Held while the world tried to part them from their linkies. This is why true Marines held. Strap in boys. Its happening tonight.

>>13463594
He’s protected.
https://www.docusign.com/blog/the-21st-century-idea-act-is-now-law/

>>13463782
>He’s protected.
They always die when they feel safe.

>>13463782

Chainlink is just a little scary sometimes when you consider the possible implications.

Still, better to hold some and be part of it, than crushed by it.

>>13463833
Checked and big-picturepilled

One example is that transcations between automated and semi intelligent agents will require collateral and instant settlement. Consensus bought one of the two big asteroid mining research companies.
Decentralized drone swarms for space mining, with the transactions secured by Chainlink.

lmao all the brainlets that trust
>confirmed

Look for yourself, none of these tweets exist. Chainlink holders have Williams Syndrome.

>>13463630
I like this new pasta

peepee poopoo

>>13463956
based

>>13463103
It’s so surreal to know I’ll be unimaginably rich in just a few years time.

>>13463892

Yeah the fact Docusign got the US GOVERNMENT to pass a law that will literally FORCE all government agencies to issue all future documentation in digital format that makes it compatible with smartcontracts and Oracle services is pretty insane.

Huge breadcrumb that I wasn’t aware of and I thank you for it fren. Imagine government contracts and even inhouse documents being processed on LINK nodes.

We’re all gonna make it.

>>13464116
electronic signatures are not the same as smartcontracts.. isnt it more a matter of just moving things online for the outdated government?

where I live one can sign bank actions and government actions using the banks app.
where would the need for smartcontracts come in?

>>13464188
We won't spoonfeed you

>>13463630
fucking epic pasta penne
<3

>>13464266
>>13464188

I’ll help a little bit. How exactly will they move these now federally required digital documents and contracts, thousands a day, maybe more?

E-mail? lol

Who will verify and proofread thousands of pages of digital documentation and sign off on it?

>>13464309
Literally Mr. Who.

I just ordered big mac mmmm nam nam nam and nugggts also ans double chees brgr

>>13464309
yeah who would verify and proofread thousands of pages?
I can see why these digital documents would need oracles to be placed on blockchain.

why not

whats the worst that could happen

we
are
making
it

>>13463103
Ok. Have fun at the dance, Meg!

>>13463575
Your wrong it means everything

now aint that just quackin' crazy!

>yfw a bluecheck account actually tweeted this
https://twitter.com/CloudExpo/status/1122592540035813377?s=09

>>13464658
wtf

>>13464658
Dude wtf. This is some elaborate 9D trolling going on. Lmao. And i actually believed i was going to make it.

>>13464658
>andrew keys posts we're all made of cheese.
hypothetically, in a breeze. try not to sneeze.

>>13463833
We are NEETS tho. Not like we will be affected by automation

>>13464658
fucking keeeek it’s real

>>13464658
is this a joke

>>13464658
it looks shopped in, but it is the real twitter. why the fuck would they even have that image?

>>13464658

this is triggering my schizophrenia hard

>>13464658
I'm beginning to question this timeline

>>13465076
dude, I can't tell anymore if I'm living in some fucked up simulation or this truly is the clown world.

>>13465097
>>13465094

If you check the video it's not even in the real video, they photoshopped it to cater to chainlink fags to make people join the conference in oracle, the question is why the fuck they choosed that meme, what the fuck is going on, is all the industry trolling us? fuck this

>>13465112
I'm aware it's not in the real video, they probably used an image from Google and most of those are photoshops from /biz/, it's still crazy that a verified with 80k followers doesn't check what they're posting.

>>13465153
so the video is from CloudExpo but their twitter got a wrong picture?

>>13465153
This is reminding me of the time the White House YouTube channel did a JFK retrospective, and one of the photos had Spike from MLP sitting on the desk next to him.

>>13465376

>>13464317
C U M T O W N. Very nice, I like!

>>13465153
>it's still crazy that a verified with 80k followers doesn't check what they're posting.
That's why we need decentralized oracles, we need chainlink to stop chainlink

>>13464317
Jason Pasta

>>13465192
kek, source?

>>13466039
Here's the backup:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-bgLp1rUK-s

1:10

>>13466065
nice

>>13465153
No it was definitely on purpose, Sergey had nothing to do with the original talk and it's not a subtle shop.

>>13466163
Didn't vitalik say that originally?

>>13463956
based

>>13463103
how many chainlinks should I buy then?
I got like 75 buckeroos to my name

>>13464658
What this tells me is that everyone involved heavily or partnered seriously with the project also browses /biz/ because they know /biz/ is the best place for candid discussion about the project, and the closer we get the mainnet, the harder it becomes for these people to contain their autism. Seriously, even Sergey is in on the joke. You think he just wears the SAME unique FUCKING SHIRT every FUCKING TIME he's in public for some reason other than how hilarious it's become? Tom Gonser link marine shitposting on twitter is another undeniable example. They're all here. We're all here. loling our way into 4th industrial revolution like its some kind of big fucking joke.

Do not underestimate the power of collective thought.

>650 million tokens not in supply
>team has no idea what to do with them

Fucking delusional cucks

How many 1,000+ holders of LINK are there, even? There's no way that such a large amount of people can simultaneously get rich. The minimum to make it has to be 100k or something.

>>13467785
Really? There are 36 million millionaires in the world, and you're saying 20000 people (the amount of wallets holding at least 1 LINK) getting rich is implausible?

>>13467820
Yeah, a 0.06% increase in the number of the world's millionaires definitely couldn't result from a complete overhaul from the world's financial system

>>13467820
dense motherfucker

>>13467785
people will sell early and get burned

>>13467946
Pajeets will sell early and jews will get burned.

I'm unironically buying $1K link once my coins are transferred to binance just because the dedication to wear the same fucking shirt to every convention I'm serious I dont even care if it's a scam they can have my money for that level of dedication and shitposting what the fuck

I'll just drop some stinky linkies into an account where my funds are safu and forget about it for 10 years. If they're unironically worth something I can say I got rich by shitposting

>>13463159
>>13463103
https://twitter.com/CloudExpo/status/1122592540035813377
what the fuck??? look at the slide
>quote by sergey. What did he mean by this?

>>13463893
Stop fudding. We all want everyone here to make it.
https://twitter.com/CloudExpo/status/1122589531734249474

>>13468557
this puts us farther away from making it

>>13464610
fuck me i would have bought the shit out of those tokens is this the future?

>>13464658
WTF its real kek what is this timeline

>>13463121

>>13463121
Kek. So op mentioned it 3 times himself and tries to make it sound like it came up spontaneously. The state

My body is so ready !

>dumps another %
kek you guys are fucking retarded

>>13463956
Based and poopeepilled

>>13463103
Duck Duck Duck
Another one bends the knee!!!
https://mobile.twitter.com/oceanprotocol/status/1122767501220356096

>>13469156
Man we really are gonna make it