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>>13462708
H-hey...
>smile awkwardly
>walk away looking at ground
>post later to all my friends on 4chan about how chad i am that girls are interested in me

>>13462708
why hello there ladies, how are you on this fine evening?

>>13462708
>looking good tonight ladies
>go home
>I still got the moves

>>13462708
> put semen into an high pressure extinguisher
> scream "fire"
> use it on that crowd

>>13462708
Hey come join my friends and I for a couple of drinks. EZ PZ

>>13462708
>oh-ooh he-hey...
>should I kiss the most beautiful of you?
>go for the chink
>evntually kiss the hot girl with the grey dress

>>13462708
>T-thanks I uh I like y-your underpants

>>13462708
buy chainlink

>brown skinned skeletons
>why am i in a club
360 and walk away

>We haven't seen you in a while anon, what kind of job do you have?
>U-Uhm it's this cryptocurrency thing, I trade it, like bitcoin and stuff
>Bitcoin? What even is that anon? Hahaha
>girls proceed to laugh at me
>poo my pants and run home to make a blackpilled post on an anime imageboard

literally just talk to them and start a conversation
chicks in groups are 10x more likely to get all giggly and hypergamous

>>13462708
I can see your panties on the very left one ;).

>>13462708
Sorry ladies
you're too old
and have vaginas
try for someone you're league

>>13462708
Ey ladies, why u hookin fo free? Y'all got the look down, come make a pimp some dough.

>>13462708
We’ll party on my boat, have a little sex with my family, then my little brother would probably enjoy shitting on your pretty faces. Do you think it’s possible? Will add $10k to your expenses.
Nice.
If you ok, for an extra $10k we could visit my camel , he will love you girls.
What do you think?

>>13462790
this kek

>>13462708
point from left to right and say “5,2,4,7”

>>13462725
kek classic move

>>13462784
I've noticed this when I watch porn. 1 guy 1 girl, the girl is mostly quiet. 2 girls and they start becoming more vocal. 3-4 girls and it's loud, exaggerated moaning. They try to out-act each other and it just becomes a competitive screaming mess. Pretty unwatchable honestly.

>>13462708
If chicks in a group looking like that talk to you, you've already won. At that point all you have to do is just not fuck it up.

>>13462708
buy me a drink and I'd tell you

>>13462725
based boomer. Still got it.

In all seriousness when you think about how many of hundreds of thousands of 8/10’s there are in the world you start to realize they’re just people like anyone else.

Sure they might have inflated ego’s and have sexual preferences for tall muscular black men or whatever, but at the end of the day there’s a certain chance they will let you fuck them if you say the right thing, act the right way or flash enough cash. That’s a fact. Never be intimidated by these types of girls.

>>13462823
i've been the target of hypergamy a few times in my life
quite frankly, it's not all it's made out to be

all the girls that want you don't really want you for you, but for a certain elevation in social status relative to the other girls. they all compete with each other, bffs turn into enemies, shit gets vicious, and dudes either resent you and/or start following you around everywhere for no reason.

>>13462708
H-hey ..Ladies you are looking good tonight. You still got it. Going to get some drinks brb.

>>13462873
just use the golden pickup line

>>13462868
shut up moron

>>13462900
checked despite baseless rude behavior

>>13462823
>he learns about girls on the hub

who are these grills?

>>13462708
haha imagine I was under that seat secretly sniffing their shoes and feet haha

>>13463038
>not sniffing brappers
fucking perv

>>13462708
>Which one of you is into anime? I got a great series to crush back at my place.
They wonder what kind of chad would ask this question, tempted by the mystery. 1 and 4 speak up, you mean like Pokémon ?
>yes except with adult themes and bigger tits
2 and 3 says your creepy and try to derail the conversation due to the curiosity displayed by both women on left and right.
>anyways I’m heading home, I have wine if you guys rather just chill instead
None of them say a word.
>I turn and leave.
As soon as I get outside 1 and 4 shout
>hey anon, sorry for my friends earlier they’re just mad they had a bunch of nervous guys try to ask them out. I guess like they were totally fed up. You seem different and I have nothing to do tonight the party was getting lame anyways
>yeah that’s why I decided to leave, just saw you two girls and I had to at least say something before leaving . Great outfits by the way, you guys are totally killing it
*state of mesmerizing bliss ensues*
“I can show you something you’ll like more at your place anon”

>>13463181
my fucking sides

>>13462708
4,3,1,2

>>13462708
"Ladies.."

>>13463207
No, its 2 > 1 > 4 > 3 you retarded fucking brainlet (order might change if it turns out one of them has prettier feet than another one)

>>13462826
Don’t underestimate me

>>13463054
This

>>13463207
Agree with this. Buy why are they all so glossy?

>>13462725

Niiice

>>13463228
I was ranking them in order of pungent vagene. What was your list?

>>13462708
fuck chuck fuck fuck

>>13463181
would never fucking happen.
there is a reason you need a wingman when talking to chicks, its so the other chicks *who might like you* cock block the chick youre trying to get.
basically divide and conquer.

if youre solo, your odds of getting any one of them is slim to none, doesnt matter how chad you are.
only approach is just to befriend them all and find the weakest link.

>>13463181
fantasies are free

>>13463241
lotion especially with glimmer in it.

>>13462708

>evening ladies, let me introduce you to Stacy.

Like no shit, my girl is on their level and I'm nothing special. Not even sure how I managed to land her.

>>13462725
Based and boomerpilled

>>13462860
This the day a woman earns 1/2 as much money as me (and no sucking sugar daddy cock or running a premium Snapchat for 50 bucks a week doesn’t count), can outsmart me in a non emotional manipulative way, or take a punch and not be broken in half I’ll let them start intimidating me. Young lads put in the work to have this mentality and women lose 70-80% of their power over you.
>>13462868
Also this, once you realize most of them are just using you as the equivalent of a designer handbag to boost their social status it all feels empty and meaningless. The only way to go is to HONK on and build your own future.

>>13462777
what he said. Also checked.

H-hi...
>walks away muttering under breath

>>13462708
What's up ms. Tasty. Whats up whats up. We brought beer and rubbers,and lotion for your tits

>>13463503
this man honks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WuCgU91u7qc

>>13462708
I can smell the yeast from their diseased roast holes from here.

>>13463352
This actually. I used to scumbag hit on groups of girls and the one I payed least attention to was always the one most interested, which was the weakest link, or grenade.

If there's an ugly friend though you may as well walk away. They're like a linebacker standing in front of the pussy.