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Whenever I plan to visit a shop or fast food restaurant with a customer toilet, I always make sure to save up a giant shit in my arse for a while before. Then when I go in I miss the bowl by a few inches so that shit gets smeared on the seat and side on its way to the floor. Then I piss all round the toilet to further spread the shit, and throw the roll into the bowl and piss on that as well to cause a blockage. Then I go out and complain to the manager that someone has blocked the toilet and watch in satisfaction as he sends in a wagie to clean up my mess.

>> No.13452760

>>13452750
Based

>> No.13452769
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13452769

oh you are that guy?

>> No.13452813

The people that do this unironically deserve to be publicly stoned. Absolutely fucking haram

>> No.13452891

>>13452813
This. Wagie Jihad when?

>> No.13452941
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>>13452813
unironically this, absolute retarded behavior

>> No.13452963

>>13452813
based and redpilled muslim

>> No.13453011

>>13452750
I live in USA. There are Mexican food places here who for some reason think that they have Mexico plumbing, and leave a trash can next to the toilet to throw away shit-smeared paper in. No. That shit goes in the toilet. Fuck you, this is America, and our plumbing can handle it. In order to give purpose to that garbage can, I shit directly in it.

>> No.13453025

>>13453011
kek, fuck mexicans

>> No.13453128

>>13453011
If your plumbing is a bad as your bridges/infrastructures in general, then you’ll soon be full of shit. If you are not already.

>> No.13453138

>>13452750
Without heroes like you there would be no motivation to get out of these kinds of jobs and people would just stay cleaning toilets for years because it's a cushy job.

>> No.13453152

>>13452750
This is dumb. What if someone walks in behind you and reports you did it? Also you won’t have to use the facility anymore and will have been gone for a period of time away from table. It’s public delinquency and if you’re drunk it could be a worse crime when the restaurant decides to sue because you’re a twot.

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>>13452750

joke's on you, when i worked in McD's I used to enjoy the toilet cleaning aspect the best

nothing more satisfying than restoring a toilet to polished perfection, knowing that whatever subhuman filth occupied that area beforehand will always wallow in the lowest caste of humanity

there are people out there who actually pay good money just to have a video game of the sheer pleasure and satisfaction of what it is like to be a janitor. funny how nobody wants to play a game where you're an investment banker

>> No.13453163

>>13452750
I only do this where it's same sex toilets like Starbucks

>> No.13453176

>>13453011
Based

>> No.13453214

>>13452750
This is why america is doomed for failure.

>> No.13453423

>>13452750
You better hope I never find you.