/biz/ - Business & Finance

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

5G has made me 5Gs this week

>he didnt buy MBRX yesterday afternoon

poopoo peepee

How many of you make a reliable sum off of trading? Off of what starting amount? And did it take you long to get decent at it?

https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S030372071930053X

>>13425165
Yes

I basically lost everything I made between December and April last week and made in back in 2 days. Blue chip calls at the dip are so profitable.

>>13425165
I jumped in blind six months ago and have no idea what I'm doing.
>realized gains: 2%
>unrealized gains: 9%

>>13425165
Yes
10k (now 100k)
3 months.

>>13425228
How the fuck did you manage that?
Blind luck?

>>13425209
You would have been better off buying the index 6 months ago

Remember lads:
1. never borrow money
2. keep all your savings in a money market account
3. keep a monthly budget because otherwise, you'll blow all of your money

>>13425239
First I did some biotech swing trading and now I'm doing semiconductor options and earnings spreads. I'm just very good at knowing when to jump out.

>>13425209
>>13425253
dont tell him index funds cuck everybody else forever, and anything else is just throwing away even more money than they already do

>>13425253
It's up 4.83% since I started. If I had DCA every week you'd be right.

>>13425266
Pic related

>>13425112
>Posted OP with tripcode
Not very considerate of people who have you filtered.

>>13425201
So i should just buy SPX calls ?
idk why i havent done that b4... markets only been going up since 208...

>>13425276
Which index are you comparing? Nasdaq is up like 15% past 6 months and the S&P is up 11%, not even including dividends.

>>13425338
QQQ is probably better.

>>13425355
The S&P 500 is up 4.83% since I started.

Honestly though find a good liquid option market for a component of the S&P, DOW, or Nasdaq. Makes for better gains, less competition.
And make sure always to look at the implied volatility and make sure you're not accidentally being fucked by earnings.

Investing in sp after 2001 would net you -3% in next almost 10 years. Always investing in indexes is just dumb and irrational, every cycle has its winners and slightly different approach

>>13425112
based Reuenthal
>me when buying a pump but knowing it'll go up more long-term anyway

>>13425375
the bubble is gonna burst at some point anon...

Should I even bother with MSFT? I'm 99% sure its gonna drop like a log or stay flat

someone make the dollar stop mooning
my SoyB is getting wasted

>>13425472
the indices are staged to correct to where they would have been without the correction in december as soon as the trade deal is signed.

>>13425453
my favorite LOGH character is Oberstein because both of us are autistic

Yen committed sepuku or someone went full Hiroshima on it?

>>13425435
Agreed. This is why I like breaking apart the indexes and finding what sectors (and sub sectors) are leading, and experimenting with playing those cyclically too.

Even riskier is picking them apart down to the individual company leaders in leading sectors. God damn, I have such a boner rn FUCK

>>13425571
>find a dipping blue chip
>figure out why its dipping
>if temporary buy that dip
profit

Who else here /DEANFOODS'd/?

>>13425112
how do I play TSLA bros? I wanted to buy around $255, shoudl I wait until after earnings or buy before closing bell today

What can I do to decrease the amount of tax I pay on salary and investment gains?

>>13425617
hire an accountant to do your taxes for you

>>13425617
make less salary and less investment gains

>>13425112
It's a shame there's no mods or janitors among the /smg/ regulars. Well, here's hoping everyone you care about dies horribly.

>>13425614
Neither, set a really low limit order and wait for it to be pinged during the pre-market japery.

>>13425631

>>13425620
How do I find a good accountant? Hire one from the Big 4 or something?

Zoom gonna crater. Its literally memestock.
>>13425631
I got banned last week for talking about porn

>>13425603
AHHHHHH

>>13425486
europe prints money nu nobody outsider buys bonds at 0 rates looool so the end game is hyper inflation

>>13425646
can't help you there, but I'm sure you could find information about how to find a good one online somewhere

>>13425617
put your investment in a tax deferred account like a ROTH IRA.

also you could not sell since unrealized gain isn't taxed

>>13425617
Be a day trader and write everything off as a business expense.

>>13425545
I wish they would cut out the parts about yang and stupid space Democrats and focus more on the space Prussians.

>>13425632
you think it will drop that much? Everyone is expecting the earnings to be awful, I thought it might be priced in

>>13425165
dropped out of Harvard to trade full time 2 months ago. Made about $350k so far

Should i vlose my MED and AAXN positions? I'm up 22% and 34% on them
Also up 10% on CTAS bit I'm not selling that

INUV

>>13425691
Daytrading? How much did you start with?

>>13425691
What was starting capital, if you don't mind. Thanks!

>>13425690
With volatile things like Tesla premarket afterhours trades before ER go absolutely spastic. I was watching Twitter the morning of and it was hitting like 31.

>>13425707
>goes to harvard
do you even need to ask?

>>13425667
Roth IRAs aren't tax deferred brainlet

What's going on with AMRS?

>that last minute save

>>13425659
Ehm you might wanna google interest rate parity. The expected $ return on a risk free European bond is the same as the expected $ return on a risk free American bond. Also, your “logic” can be applied to any and all assets traded in euroes. 0% interest rates reduce the expected nominal € returns on all € assets. As an American you get “compensated” through the expected appreciation of the euro vs the USD.

Power hour!
>nothing happening intensifies

>>13425672
Holy shit can I do that this year instead of saying student? Do I get increased scrutiny and regulation? Not sure the student tax benefits are all that great but the tuition waver is nice.

>>13425694
>market moves before the economy
Is that how it works? I would’ve thought the economy led the market...
I’m not sure I get he chart. Is the asset selection a recommendation or based on what traders tend to do? So if we’re at the top materials, energy, and staples are what we should be buying, or should we be buying E, S and healthcare because that’s where we’re heading?

>>13425545
Diagnosed?

>>13425830
>as an American you get “compensated” through the expected appreciation of the euro vs the USD.

totally wrooooong

Anyone buying before FB earnings?

>>13425892
the earning report I think is most interesting is LCRX
I think MSFT and FB aren't going to do anything too exciting.

LCRX might not either, but last time the LCRX ER set off the semiconductor wave that has risen through the last few months

How do I get to the level of knowledge that someone will reply to my posts in this thread

>>13425951

Stop using Robinhood like a brainlet fag for one.

>>13425940
>LCRX might not either, but last time the LCRX ER set off the semiconductor wave that has risen through the last few months

TSM posted very low earnings and they went up. Semiconducters are gonna bullrun even with terrible ERs.

>>13425951
You mean when you asked the LARPer how much he started with?

Because he’s just here to brag about his, likely fictional, winnings. Not help you out.

>>13425159

PEEPEE POOPOO

>>13425951
you already have it :)
don't be afraid to say something wrong or ask questions :)

your posts in /smg/ should be like a stream of consciousness, let us know how you feel (non-negotiable) and what you think (optional)

>>13425960
they've been going strong for the last 3.5months already. I think certain ER could break them.
Also NB most companies post low/in-line EPS numbers and went up so far, so I don't think TSM was that much of a surprise, but I would have to check the details.
I'm not a semi expert

What dip do I buy fast tell me !

>>13425976
I asked newfag questions previously but I guess they were too basic for anyone to answer. Gonna study more investopedia.

Last chance to buy Altria before earnings. Or sell.

>>13425994

LCI!!!!!

DURRRRRRRR PFFFFTTT

>>13425960
Man I regret not picking some of this up. I just didn't have the spare coin, bummer desu. Might open up a call for it though.

DHX

>>13425993
>they've been going strong for the last 3.5months already
Semis have run too long but I wager we're only halfway done. 5G hype only just starting, to be amplified by magnitudes via trade deal. Semis are gonna burst like the dotcom but not yet.

>TSLA

reminder this anon is a fag and dumb

>>13426034
It was a good snag for me, picked up calls right after open following ER.
>down far in the semi supply chain - overlooked
>ER over so low IV
>fairly liquid option market

>>13426013
I was just noticing that... I guess I’ll wait it out.

Fuck me though, I went WAY too hard into Merck. Now if I get the chance for Altria cheapies I only have like $650 in my Roth for it.

>>13425994
I stand by my Merck decision. This is what cheapies look like.

>>13426062
Don’t beat yourself up

FUCK I BOUGHT IN
D-did I fuck up /smg/? Im thinking juul will boost it

>>13426056
bought in
Ready to get Justed

>>13426067
I’m very bullish about altria’s future. But their present... I’m not so sure.

>>13426062
Does my broker look at all similar to Robinhood?

sub-100 IQ thread today

>>13426075
I'm very bullish about your mom.

>>13426067
Altria is too wild for options, especially short term. I think you fucked yourself on this

Tfw you're holding anadarko

>>13425601
How do you identify if it's permanent?

>>13426074
I bought a month ago. 6 shares only. Lend Elon your energy to burn shorts.

>>13426067
MO is something you want to buy shares of (if you were smart, when it was around $44) options I dunno

>>13426074
how much, what price?
someone is selling GALT $4 calls for 0.85 right now. I'm not sure why, maybe someone's bot is broken or they have insider information
Either way, it's a risk I'll take :)

Galt will moon tomorrow. Big boys trying to keep it down but the lid is coming off.

>>13425879
Except it isn’t. As I said, google uncovered interest rate parity if you don’t understand why that is.

>>13426103
Motherfucker. I bet you’ve got hasbro and Qualcomm too.

>>13426084
This is a VERY low quality post. You should apply yourself next time. Train harder.

>>13426074
I really really want to like Elon. But fuck him.

He got his anime waifu and now he’s fucking around with rockers and selfdriving cars.

REMEMBER, when you make it, it is your responsibility to do EVERYTHING YOU CAN to make anime real.

>SPY drops half a point into the close of the biggest, or one of the biggest earnings days this quarter

getting very spicy I like it

Oh so you're also an autistic faggot like the guy that blew $900 profit.

>>13426067
Yes. Implied volatility is making that call overpriced as hell. It'd be cheaper to scalp it at open.

>>13426111
That gif is insane. The guy goes from Vegeta normal haircut to Goku SSJ haircut.
Get your shit together.

It seems like robinhood just uses stop losses to rob you

>>13425667
>also you could not sell since unrealized gain isn't taxed
Hilariously Germany implemented an advance tax on ETF gains. So they tax every year even if you don't sell and then deduct that when a sale does happen.

Ding ding ding! How did everyone do today? I'm down another .11%, complete nothing day. Every single thing I own with basically one exception is just slightly down. That dump into close was a little alarming.

>>13426064
How long of a call you open? I'm probably gonna do a year long call at 45 or so, might let the trump deal shake itself out first though if I don't buy some calls on Monday

LCI did nothing today. Not even a little. It's like a powder keg that is delaying the explosion for dramatic effect.

>>13426190
i lost 8%, down from an additional 7% loss this month

>>13426190
Down 1.8%. VZ almost saved me at 2:20 but couldn't quite get green.

>>13426190
That dump at close really mellowed my vibes. Everyone’s waiting on tech ERs AH I guess .

>>13426185
some US 'politicians' recently brought up the topic of capital gains taxes on EVERYTHING yearly, meaning they would guess how much all your holdings are worth (equities, properties, art, etc.) and try and tax you on gains like that. Not something likely to happen, but they would sure love to try :)

>>13426190
no idea what my daily gain/loss really is, but it felt good :) RH options spread price fuckery as pictured.

>>13426178
I’m about half ready to just open an account with etrade or schwab robinhood fucks people so hard with stop limits and losses that I’m damn near ready to pull everything out and move on absolutely ridiculous and this doesn’t even mention the spreads that’s even WORSE

I’m up .5% yesterday, and up .5% the day before. Pretty soldid week so far. Been awhile since i have been investing. Loving cocacola right now

>>13426206
I have most of my calls for May because I'm selling the trade deal, and a lot of my 5G plays center around AAPL/AMD bullishness driving the sector up around the 30th. I'll regroup after that and suss out where we're headed. Summer months could be a tech stock snoresville.

>>13426239
Why would you use RH for that much money? Just switch to Interactive Brokers, fucks sake

>>13426239
That's Warren's idea. Would be a gigantic Exodus of wealth to foreign Nations and it's not even feasible to do anyway. She's dumb as a rock just like all the other politicians. Who is a sane voice on the left now anyway? It's like they are all financially and economically illiterate.

>>13426190

7,500 shares of SQQQ gained $675.00 today. See you on Mars after the pullback tomorrow!

>>13426243
Shouldn't you just blame your incompetence? They can't change anything about what you set for stops.

>>13426239
>>13426265
>>13426243

Use a real brokerage. Not Pajeet's scam for babby's first bwokerage...

>>13426265
this is just my 4fun account
I don't mind the little quirks RH has, I like that it's 'free', and generally I can cope with it's drawbacks.
I like being able to make a lot of small moves, on demand, with no cost.

>>13426273
did you check the AH?

FB MSFT beat earnings NASDAQ golden bull tomorrow .
>>13426265
I'm doing it for the extra challenge.

>>13426273
>pullback tomorrow
The laziest brainlets think this will happen don't they?
Conditions now and when we hit the ATH back in September are different. It'd be one thing if everybody was directly investing in S&P or the DOW, but they aren't.

FB, LCRX both apparent +5%, MSFT 'only' up about 2.5% AH right now
very bullish for the gap up into tomorrow, maybe they will be up 3% and 1.5%, overall gap up in the region of 0.5% to1% for the indices dependent on PM ER

but if we gap up too much, eventually we enter dangerously high territories
uncharted, untrodden

>>13426326
SQQQ is already down AH, he lost money he just doesn't know it yet

>>13426227
I love being smart

>>13426337
MSFT will probably open tomorrow up .8%-1.2 good ER was super duper baked in to this crazy run its been having since it broke the 120 resistance.

>>13426350
ex-rest of market, I think it'll be closer to where it is now: 2%, 127.50
people are really liking MSFT recently
I don't own any (in my RH account)

I have a thing for older ladies in there 40s-50s

>>13426276
They can you moron by having a better algo set to their system. There’s no reason they should be lagging the real time market regardless of whether or not they’re free.

we mooning boiz

>>13425691
kevin?

>>13426374
they're adding level 2
>using the robinhood graphs/tickers to trade
that's on you bro

>>13426370
that's super old
if you're 35+ I'll let it pass but damn that's kind of messed up

>>13426383
nice earnings Mark

>>13426374
lag doesn't effect whether or not your S/L order gets hit, just when (barely)
If you don't like it, set a diff stop

Can someone explain what's going on with Xilinx right now

>V is going down
Why the fuck are you going down. Earning call aint even bad.

>>13426190
Down 0.44%. DF pretty much singlehandedly erased my gains today.

>>13426415
earnings

>>13426190
>That dump into close was a little alarming.
Moved me from +1% for the day to +0.1% for the day. Green is green, though.

made $160 today (realized)
then at 3:59 decided to short FB before earnings
lost $80 in an instant

love to cut my gains in half

>>13426254
Not bad. Might join you on that since even if it doesn't happen then I think the price can only go up either way. I'm a bit hesitant though since the deal could wind up being shit, but the call prices are so low that I could easily take a hit if I needed to.

>>13426405
You know if you dont get laid for a long time and watch a lot of porn you start going for weirder and weirder stuff? That's what happend to me.
Hopefully it's a fase and it'll go away once I've had sex

>>13426286
dude you're a fucking tool

>>13426337
>>13426326
>>13426290

You're right guys. This price action is 100% sustainable and totally not a bubble that will come crashing back down to the true centerline of the historical trend over the past quarter once the hype dies down. Also, I don't cry about losses. It's only money.

>>13426466

I'd be mad too if I fell for a scam and wasn't intelligent enough to use an adult brokerage. It's okay. Most college aged children take this time to learn many things about the world. That's what your sophomore year is for!

>>13426473
It needs to move like that to overcome autists like you that keep selling old resistances from September.

>>13426491

I love reading what self important 20 year olds have to say about things they think they know. xD

If you think this is a bubble just wait until Amazon earnings when it hits 2200 and AAPL earnings when it hits 240.

>>13426473
>totally not a bubble
Well, your chart shows the last two dozen candles moving sideways like some kinda crustacean, so yeah that doesn't look like a bubble. Good call, I guess?

>>13426513
I just think its lazy to assume that the market will immediately pull back following the point where every single person and their mother would expect it to pull back

Is it a good idea to buy stip bonds with long term maturation periods? Prices are as low as $30/$100 is there an easier way to make money?

imo it really seems like there's a desire to pretend like december never happened and correct to where we would have been if the bull run continued through the winter months. Every good ER will send a stock back to its ATH.

>>13426462
I mean honestly maybe you'll find a nice 40yo and have fulfilling sex with her that you'll both enjoy
But I don't see 'not getting laid in a while and watching a lot of porn' as an excuse to be into weird stuff, from my perspective, I don't see how that happens. I've been viewing pronographic material and not having sex for quite some time, but my tastes are still pretty vanilla.

>>13426473
>>13426488
you're super mad that other people are using what you view as an inferior tool (RH) and making money while you lose money.
Basically, the brokerage that you use isn't important. And if you've been around for the last decade or so, you will know that there are people who have lost a lot of money, more than you are losing right now, saying 'it's unsustainable, this bubble will pop any time now!'.
That is where the saying come from, 'the market can stay irrational longer than you can stay solvent'.
Actually it is an older saying than that
basically you need to improve your thought process towards investing if you ever want to make it anywhere.
RH is better than any brokerage that was available 15 years ago, think of it like that.

I have decided to short the /biz/ market. How do I go about doing this?

>>13426561
I'd say it means that the December drop was either:
>highly irrational so recovered quickly
>rigged to get a some people money very quickly

If algos can engineer a drop then you can time when you buy the dip. They can blame anything for it. Like Powell.

>>13426589
I made some doing that. Probably won't work now. Wait for healthcare and dudeweed to recover a bit first.

>>13426580

>lose money

HAHA!

>>13426594
There has to be at least one dude who bought like 10,000 QCOM calls for 2020 at 70 dollar strike for 10,000 dollars

>>13426473
Your line's starting point and slope are completely arbitrary. It's impossible to glean any meaning from this shit. This is why bull and bear predictions are always split. Everybody picking their own arbitrary points and slopes and pretending that it's meaningful.

or those SOXL 200 calls that were trading at 0.01

>>13426337
imagine being stuck in queue on sumnmit with bunch of tourists while everybody running out of oxygen :X

>>13426607
/biz/ is a bubble, just look at the front page
>Chainlink
>sniff
>Some damn altcoin
It's happening. The market is oversaturated and will collapses within the next 3, maybe 6 months

>>13426190
went all in yesterday, stock spiked this morning and slowly went back to a cent more than I payed for it. Kicking myself for not selling

>>13426514
yeah I'd wouldn't bet on hitting either of those numbers for a while.
Well, mostly the AMZN 2200. I mean we'll get there eventually but not tomorrow. that's a +15.8%, would take the market cap to 1.094 Trillion, adding 150 Billion in value

AMZN 1950 on the high side, AAPL 215. those are still big moves

>>13426617
https://www.nasdaq.com/symbol/sqqq/after-hours

>>13426649
Those people all deserve it. plenty of good rocks to hump for free in every continent

>mfw waiting on TSLA's ER and guidance.

I had 100 contracts of a $1 call for rite aid before the reverse stock split, whats going to happen when this expires?

The book price of T is around $25. Right now it's at $30. T is a terrible company with limited growth, but has a great dividend. If I bought it at $25 I'd just treat it as a bond and write covered calls off it to buy other things with it.
>>13426438
Nice kot picture, I love my kot. She is my 1st anti depressant, of course I have 3 more in pill form lmao
>>13426678
That picture doesn't look safe anon. I try to wait to go hiking after the snow melts. I don't go camping backpacking in yellowstone because I have a phobia of grizzly bears because I almost got killed by one.
Central Idaho is much better with less people, pussy black bears and it's honestly prettier
>>13426695
Elon has been increasingly erratic lately.

BEEN TELLING YOU
>FOR 2 DAYS NOW FUCKERS
MICROSOFT
>NEON AFTERMARKET
MICROSOFT
>NEON
MICROSOFT
>MUH $120 CALLS

>>13425601
I do this but with whole bluechip sector etfs that are beat up, so I'm a bit more diversified, trying to capitalize on longer term trends

>>13426724
ahhhhh I want to move to Idaho (or Wyoming) so bad !
the picture I posted is the K2 bottleneck, notoriously the least safe part of one of the least safe 'standard' routes of any mountain on earth.
When the sun hits it, big old massive chunks of ice start falling off the big serac. unpredictably.

So many interesting books about the early US climbs (though the Italians were the first to summit). Also one very, very good manga (award winning)

https://mangadex.org/title/1422/kokou-no-hito

>>13426594

December drop was courtesy of the fed. At the time, it looked like Powell was going to continue to be hawkish with the rape hikes. When they did the December one, they also said possibly two more coming in 2019. People bought that dip, Powell does a 720 about face and stops hiking, so up we go.

why the fuck can't this shit drop like 10% in one day so i can finally get off the sidelines and start investing again

fuck the s&p 500 fuck the total market and fuck the financial system

>>13426860
Just yolo in there and hold. Just buy that shit up.

>>13426782
Idaho/Wyoming/Montana is the best! Northern Utah is okay, but definitely nothing south of Logan

>>13426860
Kek look at today’s earnings and last few days earnings. Lots of big names gaining despite the recent rally. Highly doubt we’ll dump 10% any time soon unless there’s some kind of black swan.

>>13425815
Shorts covering to balance out their losing long position.
Then markets became neutral and so was AMRS.

>>13426860
>green_cigar_man.gif

>>13426383
Nice ER Zuck, very cool!!

based tesla up on 2.9 loss

Why is everyone so friendly in /smg/?
Is it because they can't profit from one another?

>>13426138
Haha, nah just AMD +50% and canopy +50%

>>13426905
Fuck cirno. This bitch killed madotsuki.

>>13426860
Just watch and bide your time. If MO shits the bed tomorrow you’ll be able to laugh your way to the bank while that shit DRIPs you to a comfy retirement.

In the meantime, make small plays for practice. It’s what RH is for.
Also, you should’ve bought Disney

>>13426695
FUCK ELON
FUCK ROCKETS
FUCK ROBOT CARS
Make anime real you selfish motherfucker. You got your anime waifu and forgot about the rest of us.

Lmao only Tesla can go green after missing earnings by almost 2 dollars

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BUm2ir4hF7o

kino song

>>13427005
https://twitter.com/elonmusk

name a CEO like this

>>13427019
None because ceos are actually responsible. How have shareholders not showed up to Tesla with pitchforks

BIG Mark Facebook rides straight to $200 goddamn

200 Friday FB calls were selling for 0.60 when the market closed jesus
195 FB calls were 1.26, someone made some CASH if they loaded up on those

>>13427005
TSLA under 300 is still in big big trouble
the downtrend will continue until they pull a rabbit out of the hat

>>13427033
because tesla will 5x in value in a few years

>>13427037
Just wait until Tesla loses all of their tax breaks. It’s a fucking joke of a company

>>13427046
they lost half already

>hit earnings: +10%
>miss earnings: +1%
Elon is a fucking meme.

Tfw I am/was slightly over-invested with $85k in FB and planned on taking some profits before earnings.. but didn’t do it.

>>13427050
Yeah I can tell by the cancer stock chart and the shitty earnings

https://ir.tesla.com/events/event-details/tesla-inc-q1-2019-financial-results-and-qa-webcast

daddy elon is live

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HqvatzjHGyk

>can’t listen to both ABBV and BMY conference calls tomorrow morning because they’re at the same time.
But I’m in Merck hot and heavy and I need to know what’s going on!
OH SHI—

Remember that weed stocks will gain 100% in the coming year. Buy Canopy Growth and Stenocare

tesla popping on losing more than expected just as planned, good job elon btfoing anyone playing puts

The fuck happened to Northrup?

And who the fuck is stenocare?

Calls on Pfizer?
Pretty sure the knife drop was mainly FUD. And it’s looking to come up from their month chart and definitely got oversold. Thinking of a May 10....

>>13427077
Considering trying my luck at another call for May 10 lot of press coming out about pot being seen more recreationally than beer amongst millennials and gen x got right once might strike lightning twice...

>>13427084
guy keeps saying 'um'
look out below

What the fuck is happening to prices AH? Are algos selling other stuff to buy good ERs? SOXL is down despite 3.93% being in Lam Research.

Tesla energy business dropping 21% YoY
>b-but my meme shingles and powerwall will revolutionise everything

>>13427122
nothing weird about his talk so far. (not saying anything about value of company etc)

Someone needs to go full on GPRO at Epcot, raging about globalism. I really want more Disney.

I should trust myself more, gone in with 50% of my portfolio.

ARK Invest CEO and CIO Cathie Wood, whose ARK ETF (ARKK) has topped the market this year, says Tesla is set to rip high. Wood says over the next few years the stock will rise between 146 percent and a head-spinning 1,306 percent.

“This is a five-year time horizon,” Wood said on CNBC’s “ETF Edge ” on Monday. “Four-thousand dollars is the bull case, $700 is the bear case. It’s rare for us to a have a stock that meets our minimum hurdle rate of return in the bear case, so it’s north of 15 percent compound annual rate of return to get to our bear case target.”

BASED ARK INVEST PT OF $4000

>>13427128
Shingles are retarded, literally just use the panels
STUPID ELON

>>13427153
MOMMY

>>13427123
pricing of ETFs like SOXL won't necessarily 'properly' take into account market valuations until the market open tomorrow. AH is a foggy, interesting time.

Also remember that Xilinx got CRUSHED and Intel is down AH, both have higher market cap than LCRX

>>13427153
Damn now I gotta FOMO in

Why don't you guys buy DIS shares? Endgame is gonna push the hype to 140, sell there.

Wait till it dips in the summer and then buy before disney+

Can I trade MSFT after hours on eToro? If I set a market buy now, will I get rekt in the morning on open?

Brainlet here please be gentle.

>>13427165
I'm just on edge because of Cisco, where most of my calls are focused.

>>13427162
https://ark-funds.com/arkk

the best ETF in world now up to 1.6 billion AUM

>>13427169
Endgame is probably a sell moment

>>13427077

You really think Canopy is going 100% from current price? That's a pretty big stretch. I bought the last dip and am currently up over 20% from that but my sell target a quite a ways short of the $100 (CAN) mark.

>>13426860
Sell puts

>>13427169
>dips in the summer
Based on historical cycles?
I’m not sure that’s happening this year, their movie lineup is insane and the Star Wars theme park could really pump people up about amusement parks.

If you’re right though... I need to start selling, I won’t have the dry powder.

>>13427197
We have to keep in mind the VAST majority of actively managed funds fail hard at beating the market, but mommy does it EVERY. FUCKING. DAY.
So baste

>>13427037
Grimes's ex-boyfriend will die of a drug overdose and the stock will instantly drop below $100

>>13427192
>I'm just on edge because of Cisco, where most of my calls are focused.

you said those are pre-ER expiry?
no idea how the SOXL component moves will effect it
dunno why INTC went down 0.5% AH

the XLNX miss might be more worrisome than anything happening with other SOXL components? looks like they generally correlate

JPM guy comes into the call and asks the tough question
(why do you think that your sales are going to increase 35% ?)
I like it

Ok so i bought FB before earnings and it jumped 8.5% should i worry about it pulling a SNAP? Aka droping like a rock before tomorrow open?

>>13427295
“You guys. No more bonehead questions. Anymore bonehead questions and I’m just gonna open it up to the YouTube superchat.”

>>13427304
It might not stay up 10% but it'll open with a very nice gain.
At this point, it will definitely open up several %, it won't drop like a rock. You will make a nice profit.

>>13427316
I always love hearing people struggle to answer certain questions
even more fun when I can watch the AH price movement at the same time

I don't think they'll pull that card again

but if they do, that would be magnificent.

was that just last quarter or two quarters ago?

>>13427316
they should be asking SEC bait questions if they want to try tanking it

>>13427251
CSCO is supposed my 5G hedge where the bulk of my money is since its not semis, but semi-adjacent and have their hand in a whole bunch of other hot shit like cybersecurity.

Yeah I've got no clue what's going on right now
XLNX beat earnings though. Might want to pick up calls right at open when they're super cheap from this selling the news.
Semi stocks are about 50% speculative right now though, so idk why record revenues scared people off. Maybe hot semi stocks are gonna act like dude weed or biotech and sell the catalyst from now on?

>>13427189

please respond

Tesla launching insurance business, will use direct info from each car to determine accurate insurance pricing

call this opportunity an "information arbitrage"

>>13427371
they said it launches in "about" a month

>>13427371
so your car will spy on you and punish you for driving fast

gonna be fun watching them spin this

>>13427386
probably will require the latest autopilot software too

>>13427386
>driving 65 on the interstate
You'd need to be a fucking brainlet

Broadcomm is fucked up too.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2q-WxnEv71Y

>>13427353
no idea lol
honestly I'd probably understand some of the underlying technologies of these companies better than their revenue streams and price movement. With these technology companies there is so much complexity in keeping track of the company, everything it does, everything the competitors are doing.
That's why I like investing in food :)

>>13427371
They'll make the insurance cheaper based on analysis of the driver, and then eventually make it even cheaper with self-driving.
That's the plan anyway.
and even by saying this they can sell more cars now, and sell more cars later when they deliver.
so it seems like a good move.

They also need to figure out how self-driving vehicle insurance will work eventually (legal standpoint). so they had to walk this path now anyway. (assisted driving insurance, but still the 'driver' is the one insured)

>>13427428
It's a good idea, should have done it 8 months ago as a selling point for model 3

>>13427435
lot of legal and financial back-end to start an insurance business
then they have to get agents ready, hire and training people, etc. get the customer app UI stuff all taken care of. Lots of stuff, can't happen overnight

FANG am back 0_0

Thanks REFR

>CSCO dropped 2% and then returned to 0.18% drop
My heart stopped.

>>13427554
You'd get those gains if you threw a dart at the S&P back in December.

>>13427554
CHARGE YOUR PHONE

NASDAQ futures has mooned. Whats reporting tomorrow morning?

>>13427554
Charge your phone

Welp. TSLA was a total snorefest. At least I didn't lose any money though.

>>13427554

refr bois

>>13427554
Call your dad back, he's not going to be around forever

>>13427369

Consult your brokerage regarding after hours trading. It may not be allowed by default. If your account allows AH trading, you can trade MSFT or any other security during those hours if you wish. I dunno what microsoft is going to do. Good luck.

Thoughts on ZUO?

>>13427655
I didn't need this feel Anon

Is there any other company in the world that could post -339% expectations and only be down 2%?

>>13427655
My dad can't find a job and seems to be betting on me making it. Should've never told him about specific gains.
Jokes on him though because as soon as I cross 7 figures my family will never see me again, since the relationships I'm currently maintaining are priced in.

>>13427701
That sentence makes no sense. You can't have negative percents over 100.

>>13427719
Lol

>>13427719
>as I cross 7 figures
how close are you

>>13427542
Apple, Netflix, google, and Netflix aren’t going anywhere. Neither is Instagram.

But you never know when more whoopsies Will drive down fb’s price but miraculously not touch its user base.

Also, AOC just made a thing about deleting her Facebook, so expect #NotMyFacebookFriend to trend among right wing reactionaries.

>tfw no RKGf to step on my dick and choke me with her IV tubes.

>>13425664
Not that guy, but, can I add you on Discord?

WHO HERE /MSFT/

WOOOO!!!!!

I have $300, what are some cheap-o stocks?

>>13427618
You kidding me? Those analyst questions were intense. i don't know how any intelligent person could have made it through the call without concluding Musk is a fraud.

>>13426190
Started investing about a month ago. Have pretty much broke even, at one point I was up $130.

>>13427775
>Netflix
no one watches those netflix original series they borrow hand over fist to make. It's very overvalued given the competition.

What happened to VSTM?

>>13427780
I don't have a discord

>>13427950
nothing, just getting intensely shorted like it has been since $10
the market doesn't think their drug has a future (that doesn't mean it's necessarily right)

>>13427975
Ah. We run a meme trading one, if you'd like to pop in. Would be good to have the head of /smg/ there

>>13427808
DRYS

>>13427808
YVR

>>13427929
I see literally nothing wrong with trading Netflix solely based on how much you enjoyed a particular show they produced.

>>13427808
PLUG

>>13427987
>head of /smg/ there
Oh boy that's a good one right there

>>13428044
my nigga

>>13427929
I watch those almost exclusively...
Actually, if I had Hulu I could probably cancel Netflix, since the cardio equipment at my gym can also run Hulu.

>>13427975
>>13427950
Copiktra-chan will won in the end, and those fools will see the error of their ways! They probably just want to make VSTM super cheap so they can consolidate all the shares into their hands!

(There’s a lot on ST about things going on with the staff, maybe an investor relations person was terminated. Not sure, didn’t follow along)

Ganbatte, CopiktraChan!

>>13428121
>the cardio equipment at my gym can also run Hulu
Whatever happened to people being alone with their own thoughts? Now it's all phones on the toilet and hulu at the gym.

>>13428161

I don't understand why people, non athlete people, go to gyms. You can do a complete workout at home with minimal equipment.

>>13427746
Mathematically: very, technically: not at all

Since I've 10x'd twice YTD.

>>13427197
Almost 10% TSLA, no thanks

>>13428161
idk how people run with anything other than music anyways.

>>13428161
>these whippersnappers and their car radios and taking newspapers on the train. In my day we had no knowledge at all except that which was gifted us by the Lord through Revelations

>>13428229
based
this is my investing style right here
damn zoomers and their numbers

POOPOO PEEPEE

MUMMY CHANGE ME!!!!!!!

>when your investing style is to pick stocks with funny names and dump your life savings into them
They're too hilarious to fail

and nikkei green as ALWAYS

>>13428360
>and nikkei green as ALWAYS
said literally nbody

>>13428360
they've only got 1 trading day left after today until the week-long holiday and change of emperor (golden week + "Reiwa" (令和) era starts)

don't know if it will effect US markets or JPY/USD in anyway, I'm guessing not.

>>13427371

https://blokt.com/news/teslas-self-driving-spies-cruise-the-streets-watching-daily-life-in-high-definition-3d

>>13425266
Hello fellow based semiconductor options anon
I opened longs in MU and SNE today.

>>13428360
>reminder that Netflix has cast their Cowboy Bebop live action remake
>there definitely won’t be a mushroom samba episode
brought to you by the people who brought you Live Action Death Note!

>>13427428
Drive safe in tesla and drive normal in your other cars

>>13428591
make enough money and you don't have to drive on public roads ever again : )

>>13427243

Reminder that it's your responsibility to save Altria by beating up every underage zoomer you see Juuling.

>>13428229
>>13428161
Being alone with my thoughts is my personal idea of hell.

Which is why I need to spend more time doing it and less time checking the market, npr, CNBC, podcasts, and the channel (especially this thred)

But all that shit makes driving, working out, cleaning, grooming, cooking, eating, and excreting much more bearable.

>>13428695
BTI has better cigaretes

I want to buy HMC but the options market on it is so terrible I can't consistently sell covered calls.
Can a whale market maker please fix this? Okay thanks bye

>>13428728
You misunderstand me. Altria owns Juul and these fucking children are going to get them banned

>>13428644
>just get rich!
If you’re here instead of working on some big project, you’re not gonna be the 1^, let alone the .00001% who get to really live like kings

>>13428695
Juul is altria’s Future you dumb idiot! You should be handing out juul to everyone who wants one, and convincing people it’ll add to their STR, INT, DEX with points into SPEECH as well.

>>13428728
I’ve never seen this cartoon because I hate moe idol shit, and I’m not even much into lolis. But I really, really want to fuck this drawing.

>>13428767
oh yeah, they already got them pulled from rite aid and possibly next walgreens

>>13428788
>hate idolshit
shit taste
>loli
lol

Come on market! I need to buy a new car soon. My old girl ain't what she used to be.

>>13428788
Not if it makes the dumb fucking FDA ban nicotine pods completely. There's a reason altria supports the efforts to raise the purchase age to 21, and it's called 'zoomers are literally getting seizures from drinking vape liquid'

let children smoke

>nasdaq futures beefed up
>probably all in things I'm not invested in
AVGO and CSCO looking sickly AH.

>>13428862
I feel like zoomers also get seizures from going outside of if you take their iPods away
Back in my day we smoked reds. from a young age
these kids are gonna get everything banned because they're a bunch of wussies
Chinese kids are getting more smoke in their lungs just walking down the street. those kids'll be strong

>>13428909
>iPods
They have no idea what that means

>>13428982
Crotchety Boomer man probably meant airpods

>>13428982
alright before I go to sleep, a true story:
I had to explain to a young guy that podcasts were named after the iPod, that they were started by Apple on iTunes. He had no idea, he had heard of the iPod but not used it much, he thought the 'podcast' was just kind of a word.

Dunno if he was technically a zoomer or very young millennial, this guy was only a few years younger than me. There are people in their mid 20's running around who were alive when podcasts started that have no idea where they came from.
crazy

>>13429024
I run a VR arcade and one of my favorite parts is when a teenager is playing Superhot and suddenly confronted with a room where they have to put a floppy disk into a drive

>>13429024
Were podcasts started by apple? I was under the impression that it was co-opted by apple but started by bloggers way before that.

Lads
Imma need the drive for LEGALLY PURCHASED BOOKS from the OP
Can someone help?

>>13429024
That's because 'podcast' was and still is a dumb fucking nonsensical name.

>>13429024
wtf I didnt even know that
probably because of "youtube podcasts"

>>13429024
I used the ipod when it was still relatively new, and the ipod touch after that. had know idea. but then again, I never listened to many podcasts

I'm 20 on the off chance that you're lurking, scoops

>>13429092
Never had a touch. Had a photo and a video. Loved the shit out of them, but mostly for music.

I did watch Ellen Lied on the video and really liked it. There were so many fewer choices back.

Nowadays I don’t even like to watch anime and shit on my “tiny” iPhone XL screen.

We have it so good. (And yet things are worse than ever.)

>>13429256
I asked you whether or not your autism was diagnosed, and I’m still waiting for an answer.

>>13429315
not

>>13429322
I see. Well I hope life gets better for you, I really do.

I love you all (except for crabs)

>>13429024

Cool yuru camp pic. I'm going to use that as my desktop background.

There are some other common internet words like that. Blog, for instance. It's short for web log, which was a synonym of online/internet journal.

Cresco Labs has been killing it recently and imo will continue to kill it.

>>13429024
Used ipods for years from 2001-2009 and listened to several ongoing podcasts over the years. I always assumed it was a word long before apple started using it

>>13429315
Those were the days, back when the youtube app automatically kept playing when you turned off the screen. I only listened to TV and movie scores back then

>>13429636
You can get that feature paid now, also get cracked apps from Chinabots

Why is china doing shitty?

Outflow gonna pour into the NASDAQ tomorrow or what?

>>13428862
Has the new chief said ANYTHING? Seems like all the work is being done for him. McConnell and the drugstores and shit.

I’m beginning to think I can’t stomach this, it’s so easy to demonize big tobacco. Even if the kids are idiots drinking liquid nicotine, they’ll find a way to make that about evil big tobacco. They’re not going to ban rodent poison or liquid plumber, but if you drank that it’d fuck your shit up too.

>>13428820
She looks like she’s supposed to be pretty young...
And i really tried with synchrogear or whatever the name. Just wasn’t getting into it.

>>13428788
>because I hate moe idol shit

Zombieland Saga is a good gateway idol show

>>13429779
Does that count? I loved that one.

The cgi was so goddawful, I wish they would stop doing shit like that. Otherwise, very fun show!

Nice bird!

>>13429374
He didn't get diagnosed with autism, but he does have a social disability that places him on the spectrum

>>13429822
I think they did the cgi deliberately as a parody of the idol genre
They had some good hand-drawn scenes later in the show, iirc

>>13429779
That's like saying madoka is a good gateway mahou shoujo. At least recommend him something like idolm@ster

hello please

how do I buy something that tracks the S&P if I only have $39

I cannot afford a share of SPY obviously. Is there a SPY mini stock or something

>>13429852
idolm@ster and love live are pretty much it though

>>13429856
You can buy “mini stock” through the Stash app. It lets you buy portions of ETFs proportional to however much you want to invest.

>>13429867
cool im looking into this now
it looks like they charge 1$ a month to use it??

seems like a rip off

>>13429891
I thought they were free if you were in school or if you’re young or something.

$12 a year... interesting

>>13429905
well if im just trying to stick this $39 into SPY, its probably not gonna increase in value enough to even cover 12$ a year so fuck it

>>13429859
Sure although I prefer Aikatsu more than Love Live
There's plenty of other ok idol shows too if you want a fix like AKB, Wake Up Girls or PriPara

>>13429928
I’m probably not going to do a cute girls doing cute things show. The only ones I can think of that I liked were Gabriel Dropout and Hinamatsuri.

>>13429911
You might be better off buying a new pair of jeans or whatever. But the idea is that you invest spare change whenever you have it, so you’re constantly building a bigger position, which is compounding as the market rises.

Seems like a good idea to me. You might find you like watching your money grow more than you like spending it.

>>13429962
id rather just leave this 39$ on robinhood and buy shares in some bullshit thats cheap enough to afford

give me your best stock pick under 39 bucks

>>13429968
You probably shouldn't be investing unless you're more financially stable to afford less than the cost of a nice dinner
Save more

Baking a new bread

>>13429968
APDN

New thread

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>>13430026
>>13430026

>>13429990
Make it a PepeBernie “Enjoy the cheapies!” Edition