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But then I thought, maybe I can salvage this. I can probably muffle my way through this photo shoot, not have to fuck her, and still make my full $150 fee. Not too bad for an hour or so of having to look at an obese women with questionable hygiene.

“Just to let you know, I don’t have any money. So you’re going to have to fuck me in exchange for your photos, alright?”

“Oh no!” I thought to myself. This wasn’t going to work out at all. Before I even had a chance to say anything, Crystal was down on her knees and was reaching for my zipper. “You can call me Queen Bee.” she said. ”That’s my stage name.”

I was horrified. Was I even going to be able to get it up? She was repulsive. A big, hideous woman.

She continued on her mission and had managed to pull my pants down around my ankles. “Get your camera out, bitch!” she snapped at me. I grabbed by Nikon and started snapping photos of her while she stared up at me, my soft penis in her hand like she was holding a wriggling worm.

Then suddenly she opened her mouth and placed my soft cock inside her mouth. It was wet, warm, and soft. Suddenly she began sucking, creating a vacuum-like sound I had never heard occur during a blowjob before. She had her own special technique…and it was working!

I felt the blood rush to my penis. Suddenly the veins in my cock were throbbing. She continued her unique technique and my cock continued to grow until suddenly I was in a state of bliss.

I grabbed her fat face and began fucking her chubby head. This was the best blowjob I had ever had. Whatever she was doing, it was putting me into a state of ecstasy. This obese woman had somehow developed the perfect blowjob technique.

It took no longer than 45 seconds and I had gone from completely flaccid to about to cum. I grabbed her ears and began pumping away. I had already worked up a sweat and I could feel it dripping down my back. I was just about to burst when I suddenly realized I hadn’t taken a single photo yet. I grabbed at my camera, fumbling like I was trying to grab a wet bar of soap off the shower floor.

“I’m cumming!” I screamed as I finally managed to point the Nikon in her direction. The cum exploded from my cock as she pulled her mouth away from my cock. She obviously wanted it all over her face, and I was happy to oblige. It was such an extreme orgasm I could hear my cock making sounds as the cum shot from its throbbing tip. Crystal’s face was covered in my hot semen. There was not a single spot that wasn’t dripping in creamy white goo.

She looked up at me through the blur of the cum stinging her eyes and said “Did you get that shit?”

“Yes.” was all I said. I had managed to take a great series of photos of the cum erupting from my penis all over her face. It was some of my best work.

She got up and wiped her face off on the sleeve of her stained yellow shirt. She handed me a card with her email address on it and said “Well, I guess we’re done here. Make sure you email those to me tonight. I’ve got customers waiting for that shit.”

Almost as quick as she came in, she was gone. She didn’t even close the door as she left. I sat there for a minute contemplating what had just happened. I just experienced what was probably the perfect blowjob. It’s as though God himself had come down from the heavens and sucked my cock.

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So it’s a nothingburger. Kys op

I'm hard as a rock now, but wtf is this neckbeard fiction, why they write that?

>>13418923
kkek! great story man.

>business related
Nano is the god coin

>>13418934
LMFAO thanks for the laugh

>>13418994
I’m hard too, bro. Wanna jo and talk more about this? Would you want to tag team a fat bitch like that?

>>13418923
Kek wtf is this shit. You're into fat chicks forcing sex on you?

>>13418976
This is pretty good literature, you could make money off of this OP

>>13419013
It’s obviously a pasta you retarded useless shit stain

> tells Momma K to be back in an hour
> Done in 2 minutes and walks out the door

That sounds awkward as fuck.

>business and finance
Can we ban thot posters and neck beard LARPs?

>>13419020
Sorry I dont spend as much time as you on Chinese basket weaving websites you absolute faggot.

>>13419042
You can spend 1 second here and still suspect it’s bullshit if you weren’t retarded. Go buy crypto

>>13419058
Where did I say it was real shitstain? OP could still have a fat chick fantasy you absolute fuck head. Use that 1 second to not be a brainlet.

10/10

>>13418923
>grabbed her ears

>>13418976
faggot kys

>>13418934
well meme'd m'ledditor, well meme'd

>>13419012
get help. I say this a lot but I really mean it here. Just think about what you just said. Talk to somebody. please. the world needs less of this

>>13418934
This is fucking disgusting.

Just bought 60k.

Thanks.

Pic or larp

>>13418934
/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>13419031
>>13419988
would you boys like a shoulder to cry on?

>>13419988
But this post is about business, the photography business.

>>13418923
Absolutely based /lit/ anon

Well written
You could capitalize on your writing skill too, OP

>>13418934
These fat, unattractive girls, their species must have survived this long somehow.

>>13420877
But surely not by perfect blowjobs. You ain't gonna secure no species survival by that.

>>13420227
Gtfo

>>13420940
if you give great blowjobs men might stick with you, and if they stick with you they might hit that pussy too
it's the same principle driving VCs to fund "public goods" in the form of infrastructure. they don't get a direct return but their company benefits tangentially

>>13420227
Kek, >>13419988 utterly BTFO

>>13418923
>She got up and wiped her face off on the sleeve of her stained yellow shirt
Lost it here