/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>13406891
Imagine the smell after this shift

the last place I would ever want to work is a restaurant, ESPECIALLY management. consider yourself lucky that you like your job, faggot.

Look who's back everyone!

>>13406891
>this thread again

Don’t forget to sage

>>13406891
Everyone who works in a restaurant is an alcoholic.

Chad server/bartender checking in. This post is truth, I work serving at a breakfast brunch lunch restaurant in the morning and I'm literally the only guy with a bunch of college babes and they are all sluts. They know I have a fiance and most of them have boyfriends but that shit doesn't matter in the restaurant biz. After I make my 150-250 each day there I go bartend at an upscale Italian restaurant and that's where I make real money. After that most of the workers go to a local bar and we drink /play corn hole or pool and hook up then everybody gossips about it the next day. I make about 2-3k a week and invest in stocks and crypto(im the PYX, BIOS stock and DGTX, LMC, CSP crypto guy)

Not gonna work 2 jobs forever, but I wake up at 9 everyday and I'm off by 10 then I get to go out and have fun. Who cares the hours when you're literally having fun the whole time? Getting 6 figures mostly tax free while I'm still young, I might go back to school eventually but half the people I work with have respectable degrees and still serve instead because they make more.

Get with it anons, if you're mildly good looking you'll do great

>>13406891
You got a 4yr degree to work in a restaurant?

where do i sign up for this?

>>13406891
HAHAHAHAHA

>>13407506
Jeopordizing your engagement for a quick nut like an absolute degenerate.

>>13407506
what a shitty, degenerate, and absolute hellscape of a life that this is what you look forward to

>>13407506
Sounds like being surrounded by whores is the focal point to everything you're saying which sounds pretty beta if you ask me

>>13407506
This shit is fun for like 6 months when you are like 23....jesus fuck, grow up faggot. You are no better than animevidya faggots

>>13407792
Basically this. My friends used to work service jobs like this and let us all drink for free. Tons of degenerate binging, cocaine and hookups. Gets old real fast. Anyone who is engaged should definitely be far beyond that stage in their life.

>>13406891
I love recognizable anonymous weirdos in image boards, they are fascinating

>>13407909
Hi fren, I'm the sperg who always makes Urbit shill threads.

>>13407506
>Bartender making 100k-150k equivalent salary
Here's your (You), now go bait somewhere else.

>>13407715
Did you miss the 6 figures tax free or are you ignoring that so you can pretend you don't like bitches? I'm sure you "choose" to be home alone all the time right? Typical loser, doing mental gymnastics to convince yourself you don't like parties instead of the fact that you never get invited

>>13406891
>>13407506
Imagine romanticizing being a literal servant as the height of existance. I make more than you sipping coffee while flirting with the gorgeous babes at the office, who all want my dick because I'm the only attractive single dude - everyone else is married or an ugly beta. Plus instead of slaving over other people's indulgences I make money purely with my mind.

>>13407506
7/10 LARP

>>13407506
that sounds unironically sadder than any story i read on /biz/
the whole point of making money is to escape low class drudgery
making 6 figures and living like that means you can't escape. the mediocrity comes within yourself, which means there's no exit from this hell

>>13408567
jesus christ, and you're doubling down too
let's just say this then: if you're happy, good for you
but you better be under 25

>BRING MY MY TENDIES WAGIE NOW! IF THEY ARENT WARM I SEND THEM BACK!

Sounds good while you're young anon, but I hope you're studying or working towards something worthwhile.

When you grow up you'll realise that the respect of other men is worth more than the adoration of whores, and men don't respect the boy that takes their order and clears the plates.

>>13407506
I did the restaurant life when I was 18 - 22ish then got involved in the trades.
Honestly, rest biz fun for a while until someone gets the clap, also the work is nigger-tier.
Honestly, trades biz is working with a bunch of 85 IQ dudes that cant discuss anything outside or food or who's a faggot outside in the elements & its a living hell.
I'm an engineer now & long for dumb post work coke orgies & being able to fart at will.
Tl;dr work sucks

Here’s your tip waging, pic related is how society views those that work in the “restaurant “ industry KEK.

>>13411177
No if bartender anon is a chad your gf/wife/sister/mom literally want to get penetrated by him. they even day dream that he does it in his degrading wagie uniform. believe me anon i have seen it all. if you a manlet literally owning countries will not save you.

>>13411270
All fun & games until you are older then you are unemployable because no one wants a 42 year old creep behind their bar when they could have a young cutie, also you are squandering years of gaining real skills & experience to get a real career.

>>13411286
Bro by that time chad is a yoga teacher or a qi massage artist

>>13411270
Jesus Christ you nerds put pussy on the pedestal, you know how I know you haven’t slept with many good looking girls? You act like it’s the end game of life. Guess what, it gets old and unfulfilling, women are the biggest lie the media sold us. Making a bunch of cash, hobbies, family, and friends are far better than pumping and dumping sluts (at least after you have fucked a few). At the end of the day OP still has to ask if I would like fries with that Even if he is banging prime college pussy (guess what they are giving it out to 4-5 other guys at a time too so it really ain’t that special). In case you losers haven’t realized guys lie about how much pussy they get, OP probably gets to fuck 1-3 waiters a year, that’s not that cool considering he is a literal servant.

>>13411312
>doesnt pump sluts
>has lots of friends
The fuck you even talking about beta boy

>>13411301
Kek, not usually. More likely a house painter or retail salesman, but one of those guys drinking vodka out of a plastic bottle at a bus stop is most likely.
DUI's, divorce, addiction & all the 'fun' stuff will fuck you up, bad.
You've been warned

>>13407973
you're killing your own bags by shilling it here in the current year

>>13411316
>thinks pumping and dumping sluts makes him cool
>doesn’t realize what a waste of time it is if you actually have real drive and goals
>doesn’t realize guys like trump, professional athletes and actors all bang hookers to avoid the giant waste of time that is above 7/10 women
And you call others beta lol, hookers are no good either honestly but if your sex drive is out of control it’s easier than “gaming” women and having a rotation of several girls in case one cancels. Sex starved losers typically don’t understand because they haven’t ever been able to pull women and realize that even if you are chad it still takes time and effort that isn’t worth it.

>>13406891
>the gay best friend

>>13406891

Is this ironic? What is the point of shilling restaurant management bags? That's the place you end up if you fuck up but stick with it

>>13411646
>real drive
t. redditor

>>13407259
Why was he here in the first place? I really don't understand the restaurant cope. Food service fucking sucks.

>>13411782
>everyone who disagrees with me is from reddit because of my fragile ego!
No wonder you can’t pull girls lmao
>>13412036
Same cope as tradies who say they could never work in an office