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>make eet so. *sips*

>> No.13388275
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Too many pajeets captain
Our toilet energy supply is being drained
I don't think our engines will hold on for much longer

>> No.13388293
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>>13388275
Sorry about that Geordi, I had dropped something. Give it a moment and it should pass.

>> No.13388311

>>13388293
This is taking far too long, Data, can you beam the space shits into space?

>> No.13388312
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Captain shall I activate the Vishnu poopoo protocol and raise the shields?

>> No.13388323
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I'm sensing something strong...whiff...there is a strong force coming from a nearby moon...BBBRAPPPP

>> No.13388327

>>13388311
>>13388312
Captain, if your intent is to beam the space shits into space, Mr Worf is correct. We should raise the shields. It will take me a few moments to create a json to locate already pooped poop so that we do not accidentally beam colons into space as well.

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>>13388327
Sorry captain, I forgot the pic.

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>>13388178
Not so fast, Picard. Where's the fun in going straight to 10k? What's the rush?
I'm feeling...
A dump.

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(Romulan ship decloaks, is covered in space shit)

***opens hail***

What do you mean by this? You are violating the Romulan Federation peace treaty! Explain yourself Picard!

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>>13388323
space braps got no where to escape to besides our nostrils

>> No.13388419
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>>13388347
Dammit Q! I am sick of your shit!
>>13388368
F off space nigs, were full.

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>>13388178
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u02tycroA30

>> No.13388433
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>this thread

>> No.13388446
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>>13388419
Oh, Jon Luc! It almost sounds like you're displeased in seeing me. Well, I'll tell you what. We can make one teeny detour to 2k, and you can have your precious 10k.
>>13388368
*snap*
*blink*
Yeah, fuck off space nigs, this is a mufuckin Q episode.
Suck my continuum

>> No.13388453
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Worf, escort Ambassador Sergey Nasarov to the bridge. We will need his expertise with chainlink smartcontracts to dislodge the poo created by the Romulan Craig Nakamoto.

>> No.13388464

>>13388178
Kek i just got done watching the one where data turned evil and teamed up with lore

>> No.13388470
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>>13388446
Dont trust him captain. He is trying to get you to panic dump. When has Q ever told the truth? He is almost as bad as those Bogs.

>> No.13388487

>>13388453
Waiting for fat sergey to enter the bridge

>> No.13388488
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HCBN7lyLT4w

>> No.13388501
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>>13388420
Captain, I will remove this petaQ!

>> No.13388524

>>13388488
Hi son, would you like some tendies? Are you winning son?

>> No.13388528

>>13388470
https://youtu.be/d1P7HMd_VPA

>> No.13388536
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>>13388524
>>13388524
>forgot pic, again.

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>>13388528
awww shieeeet, im fittna claw ya

>> No.13388568
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>>13388470
>>13388524
Your cute little "Golden Bull Run" will never come to fruition so long as you keep gallivanting about, pump to pump. No, you need what the 21st century economists called "corrections." Why would I lie to the great Captain Picard? I want for neither buttcorns nor stinky linkies. Is it so hard to believe I've turned a new leaf, Jean Luc? Entities DO change, you know.

>> No.13388592
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YvAYIJSSZY

>> No.13388600
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>>13388568
Admiral, I am glad you have made it. We have two problems. Both deal with dumping.

>>13388592
>kek ODO Wright, buy privacy coins

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uhULs1BJBFg

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>>13388641
Thats my kind of hit right there. He has style

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZF4Z6smOrZw

>> No.13388672

>>13388600

Oh yes, that. I almost forgot. The Designated Shitting Decks. Nasty bizness. It's more just one issue. I knew you would be a bit apprehensive, so I thought you'd need a bit of motivation. It's for your own good.

You must choose. I crash it, or you all effectively become Pajeets. Tick tock.

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>>13388672

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Captain what's happening to me...aAAAaaaaAaaaaAaaa...

>> No.13388699

Captain we have a contact on the scanners.... its the crystaLOOne entity!

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>>13388568
>>13388600
I am sorry to interject but I simply must. Allow me to introduce myself, I am the AI that lives in the block chain. You may call me, Moriarty. I have gone by numerous names before. Vishnu, the oracle problem. I see you have met my prophet Sergey the Nazarov.

>>13388672
What did he mean by this? Dumping? Crashing? Bullrun? Have you no interest in the technology?
>insert i am here for the tech meme here.

>> No.13388709
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Geordi...Worf...Data...Admiral Sergey...we have been turned into pajeets by Q

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>>13388709
>what did he mean by this? Were the gains the friends we made along the way?

>> No.13388750
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vBfFDTPPlaM

>> No.13388865
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oj5AtOOmclg

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Well shit, that was easy
You're supposed to resist

>> No.13388890
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>>13388882
we will adapt to over come any resistance.

>> No.13389008

You are all based; star trek is not what it used to be. :(