/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>13346963
Put sensor on penor next time. Have a smart contract set up that will only pay the kind lady if the sensors detect moisture/friction. This probably require decentralized oracles as well.

>>13346963
It means you dodged an STD stupid.

>>13347006
Finished in her mouth after some nice dick sucking. If could give me STD, she did.
Doubt it.

>>13346995
A wet towel will be enough to fool that sensor.

What you'll need is a fullproof way to detect that sexual services have beem truly performed, and unfortunately short of extremely advanced machine learning models I don't see a way to do this, at least not cheaply

>>13347049
aren't mouth to benis STDs pretty common with prostitutes?

>>13346963
Can you not boss around whores? What's the point otherwise.

>>13347079
She advertised as being boss-around-able. That's what I pay for.

>>13347062
I mean, OP could sort of say: "I would actually prefer your mouth, madam"

>>13347074
uh oh

>>13346963
why is that cute pepe in jail?

>>13346963
She's sub, and trying to provoke your inner Dom.

Your correct response should have been to giver her a dry slap

>>13347109
He fucked up. Killed his brother by accident. 15 years.

>>13347119
The AD mentioned BDSM you're right. Whenever I find an escort that is even lightly into that, they are almost always the way you describe - which from my perspective looks, ironically, domineering.
Not used to this.

>>13346995
Based

>>13347062
Need Alexa with cameras

>>13346963
Either you're ugly af or she forgot to change her profile ad.

I had this happen before too, tis very disappointing. Some escorts don't give a shit and just post every fetish on their ad and then turn out to be vanilla af. Can't question them about it much or start a dialogue cause most aren't fluent in English which is hilarious to me.

>>13347074
One time foam and pus came out my dick a few days after a bj. Scared the living shit out of me. Then when I missed work my boss asked me why and I sperged and straight up told her I was getting an STD test. She looked at me like I was walking garbage

I tested negative so I guess it was just a UTI or something?

>>13347282
Sometimes the ads are written for them by the "pimp" as well and they just kind-of comply with it, but very reluctantly.
Not bad looking, but a bit skinny. Thinking they can sense the immense beta-ness in me and it shuts them down.

>>13347109
>cute pepe
newfag please leave

>>13347339
>boss
>her
Yikes

>>13346963
>'I won't kneel in front of YOU'
>not hitting her with an open hand right at that moment to put the whore back in her place

Sucks for you OP. My filipina hooker sat on my face while sucking me off earlier. Then she showed me how to choke her during sex how she enjoys. Lovely girl. Nutted inside of her while she was begging me to choke her harder. Total cost? $70 and a couple beers.

>>13347339
>foam