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guys with bigger dicks tend to be more successful

I think that I hate it when the tip of my dick accidentally touches the toilet water while I am taking a dump, and I hate it when my girl experiences pain during sex when my dickhead rams against her cervix, or stretches her out too much too quickly.

Big dick is a dumbass meme and more trouble than it's worth. Only faggots should care about it since they need it to get off. Obsessing over dick size of other men is very dumb and homosexual. I would tell you to get over it but you would just find something else to obsess over like your weak chin, weird looking fingers, or receeding hairline.

it would be an advantage among your clearly homosexual workplace.

>>13320771
Met a hung guy during some summer bartender shitjob some years ago.
His dick was thick as his wrist.
He once took his wristwatch and put it on his dick in the stall and showed me.
I was mimdblown.
In two weeks he was banging the bar owner's wife and got promoted to manager.
I personally didn't respect him more, he was cool as fuck though, I liked working with him as manager.
He sometimes used a penis extender under his clothes and shit was hilaryous.

>>13320793
I have a reasonably big dick, anon. I'm just wondering whether I should try flaunt it a bit while taking a leak. Turn around a bit too quick before I have it tucked back in and let someone "accidentally" see it. Would that give my career a little boost or a meeting with HR?

>>13320771

>faggotry begs faggotry

>>13320784
Tell that to the micropenis billionaire who died recently during a penis enhancement surgery

I always stand far away from urinal and make sure guys get a glimpse of my dick

>>13320793
Not sure if larp, but honestly this is me.

Fucking sucks. My wife enjoys sex, but I can't actually go deep enough so it's good for me too

>>13320817
Go gay4cash and you will makeit in one year

>>13320771
I have a small weewee and my coworkers used to give me sympathy blowjobs, some of them were actually female too.

I got demoted because I showed my small penis to everyone at the Christmas party, I’m sure it would have ended in promotion if I was hung.

T.pajeet

A few years ago I banged one coworker and my next shift everyone was smiling at me. One guy walked up and said "So uh, I heard ya got a big dick" and started laughing. The friend of the girl I smashed smiled at me and said "I hear you got a big dick". Another girl, Mexican this time, walked up smiling and whispered "I hear ya got a big dick" with emphasis on the "ck" part. Then she took the back of her hand and rubbed the opposite side of my bulge and said "I don't feel nothin".

It was so embarrassing bros. Glad you're here so I can vent.

>>13321022
As far as employment opportunities went, I was already supervisor not looking to move up so idk.

It's a good idea, because you'll be very popular among homosexuals and homosexuals tend to stick to each other and help each other out with promotions. This is why you see so many homos in high level finance, entertainment, politics etc.

>>13320820
> tfw you will never die on the operating table because of failed tiny dick surgery.
why even live