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Anonymous Sat Apr 13 04:12:52 2019 No.13315891 [Reply] [Original]

>year 2025
>Hi I'd like to have one coffee
>"sure, point zero zero zero zero zero zero zero zero zero zero zero thirteen bitcoins please"
>sorry can you repeat that? was that 11 zeroes?
>"uhh let me check.... yeah...zero zero zero zero zero zero zero zero zero zero zero thirteen"
>Alright here you go
>wait 3 weeks for transaction to clear
>"ummm sir? so the price just dumped a little so I'll have you to pay another point zero zero zero zero zero zero zero zero zero zero zero five Bitcoin please"
>but the transaction is not complete yet
>"Sorry, that's policy"
>Ok, how much again?
>"uhhhh one sec... point zero zero zero zero zero zero fi- wait it just dumped again... so it'll be point zero zero zero zero zero zero zero zero zero zero...."

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 13 04:14:43 2019 No.13315894 >>13315891 Truly the method payment of the future

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 13 04:17:01 2019 No.13315904 >>13315891 >Hi I'd like to have one coffee >"sure, one chainlink please"

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 13 04:17:43 2019 No.13315908 >>13315891 no problem just pay with 1 link, its the usdt of coffee

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 13 04:19:25 2019 No.13315916 1 satoshi will just be one cent >that will be 210 sir Having 1 bitcoin will be like having 1.000.000€

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 13 04:19:58 2019 No.13315919 >>13315904 Edit: sure that will be 10,000 link. You're the first person I ever had using that crypto. I thought it died years ago.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 13 04:20:09 2019 No.13315920 >>13315904 >>13315908 Kys linktards you're even worse and link won't be around in 2025

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 13 04:22:21 2019 No.13315927 >>13315916 Sorry bitcoins just crashed and now you have 500000 dolla... oops it crashed again your btc is worth 100 000 dollars now

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 13 04:25:50 2019 No.13315934 >>13315916 BTC will definitly go to 100k EUR one day but o don't think it will make it to 1mil EUR

Anonymous Sat Apr 13 04:26:11 2019 No.13315935

>you owe me .0000000000013 BTC
here 1 satoshi should just cover it
>but you owe me .0000000000013 BTC
1 satoshi is .00000001BTC

In the future 1 satoshi is worth slightly more than 1 USD. As you try to sober up from the 21 club party from the night before, you squint and wonder what the fuck this guys problem is.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 13 04:28:53 2019 No.13315944 >>13315891 Bitcoin for coffee is retarded. It's akin to carrying around gold bars to pay for trivial everyday shit. It's a store of value, faggot. You'll pay for coffee with stablecoins.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 13 04:33:00 2019 No.13315951 File: 209 KB, 700x700, 1554905323214.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13315944 >down 80% in a couple months >store of value

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 13 04:37:04 2019 No.13315958 >>13315944 Cant silver be great for that

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 13 04:39:43 2019 No.13315962 >>13315951 Bitcoin is peer to peer electronic cash. That is its purpose. It's utility as a "store of value" is merely incidental.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 13 04:40:56 2019 No.13315967 >>13315891 That will be 1 link please

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 13 04:42:19 2019 No.13315974 >>13315891 >year 2025 >order your coffee via touchscreen station >tap your debit/credit card on the payment receiver >order fulfilled on the chainlink network >receive coffee from one of the three living people working at the shop >"Have a nice day!"

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 13 04:43:51 2019 No.13315979 >>13315927 Buy that time dollars will be irrelevant

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 13 04:45:12 2019 No.13315985 File: 82 KB, 378x433, brainlet.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13315962 >bitcoin is peer to peer electronics but you d..d..dont u..used to buy things

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 13 04:46:27 2019 No.13315994 >>13315927 >sorry inflation make your savings worthless >sorry the economy just crashed you homless now

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 13 04:47:05 2019 No.13315995 >>13315974 >current year 2019 >order your coffee via touchscreen station >tap your debit/credit card on the payment receiver >receive coffee from one of the three living people working at the shop >"Have a nice day!" Fixed it for you

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 13 04:47:59 2019 No.13316001 >>13315994 >living on rent >relying on savings for long term self sustainability

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 13 04:49:55 2019 No.13316008 File: 213 KB, 835x709, babby10.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13315944 >You'll pay for coffee with stablecoins. LMFAO

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 13 04:50:27 2019 No.13316010 >>13315995 Exactly.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 13 05:00:03 2019 No.13316044 >>13316001 Taking everything literally and failing to comprehend simple abstractions >Hi guys I'm all in BSV!

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 13 05:03:18 2019 No.13316052 >>13316044 >Taking everything literally and failing to comprehend simple abstractions Oh the irony

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 13 05:07:00 2019 No.13316059 >>13316052 heh I go kms now

Anonymous Sat Apr 13 05:14:22 2019 No.13316073

>>13315962
Things don't always, rather almost never, turn out as planned. It's a store of value thanks to its slow system.

>>13316008
Yes. A smart contract will turn a portion of your bag into a stable coin and you'll pay with that. Nothing will, for the next hundred years replace bitcoin as a store of value as far as blockchain goes. It was first and it'll remain the king. When it comes to utility, well bitcoin can't and shouldn't try to compete with the likes of eth or link.
First mover advantage is real and all these three have it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 13 05:15:53 2019 No.13316076 >>13315891 Currencies vary in value every day, prices don't change because prices are linked to the currencies A coffee will be like 3-4 satoshis

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 13 05:16:09 2019 No.13316079 >>13316001 >living in your home Sorry inflation doesn't cover your taxes we are seizing your home

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 13 05:34:20 2019 No.13316123 >>13315904 Based

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 13 05:40:41 2019 No.13316144 Why not just make a CoffeeCoin where every coin equals one coffee?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 13 05:41:37 2019 No.13316147 >>13316144 Delet

Anonymous Sat Apr 13 05:46:19 2019 No.13316165

>>13316144
>Son, go to the grocery store and buy some food. Here's the list, and take 2 BreadCoins, 1 BaguetteCoin, 6 CarrotCoins, 1 ICantBelieveItsNotButterCoin, 3 IceCreamCoins, 10 PotatoCoins, 1 CeleryCoin, 2 GarliCoin, 1 TampaxCoin, 9 EggCoins, 1 SausageCoin, 2 AppleCoinGreen, 1 AppleCoinOtherGreen, 2 AppleCoinRed

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 13 05:48:41 2019 No.13316172 File: 22 KB, 640x723, DzcGU5cUUAAuQE-.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13316165 >grocery stores in 2025

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 13 05:51:01 2019 No.13316182 >>13316172 Why not? It's just 5 years from now.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 13 05:55:07 2019 No.13316200 >>13316182 IoT-centered smart cities on the blockchain bro

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 13 05:55:42 2019 No.13316205 >year 2025 >Hi I'd like to have one coffee >"sure, 10 mNANO please" >instantly transfer 10 mNANO >receive coffee from one of the three living people working at the shop >"Have a nice day!"

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 13 08:18:47 2019 No.13316764 File: 615 KB, 700x700, g32sdgsdg.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13315904 Top honk

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 13 08:23:26 2019 No.13316789 >year 2025 >Hi I'd like to have one coffee >Here sir scan this QR on our LN wallet >Click, sent, receive, done, ty, bye

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 13 08:26:09 2019 No.13316799 File: 92 KB, 640x580, blogger-image-1785245051.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13315916 >>13315934 It will go to 1 mil or daddy McAfee will eat his dick on live TV. We can't lose.

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