/biz/ - Business & Finance

How many of you LYFT bag holders am I dabing on? Bear gang

second for USD, the most overlooked and underappreciated investment vehicle

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

>>13302082
LYFT doesn't have a dividend...coincidence???????

short gold long oil

>>13302082
where to find girls with long hair like this? ???

>>13302044
why is this not YVR edition?

dont ever make threads again

>>13302115
Not in my basement, sadly

>>13302115
High school.

YVR chads report in

>>13302115
It's most likely a wig

VTSAX

IRAs

stack it up

Why come PayPal and Visa and my good fren GREENDOT (GDOT) get dabbed on today?

Did square do dis?

Hope everybody bought the healthcare dip since Bernie will never be president, Medicare for all will never be a thing as it makes no sense financially, and the Democrat party is killing itself anyway.

Gonna learn how to in to fibonacci retracement. This is the one popular TA dealio I haven't put in depth research time in to yet. Will see how it does for me on simulator...

>>13302395
I dcad down a bit.

Wouldn’t it be nice if that were really the reason behind the selloff?

>>13302436
I can buy it, mostly. Bernie is the frontrunner and a legit threat to win the Dem nomination. He makes his intention of killing healthcare known.

The market gets spooked by any threat. I really hope people were this stupid this time. They've proven to be capable of it time and time again.

ARQL the new YVR(for now)

NEON

>>13302475
Bernie won't win the primaries. Elizabeth Warren will be the dem candidate. 50/50 between her and Trump being reelected.

>>13302558

This better be a shitpost holy fuck you’re so wrong

>>13302558
She has no chance. She not only lost her peak popularity of a few years ago, she didn't raise that much, and her key Wealth tax proposal is as unworkable as anything Bernie has proposed. You can't take constant snapshots of everyones wealth every year and not expect them to move it all overseas.

>>13302558
Trump can't lose. Dems are a shit show. They dug their own grave using niggers.

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

>>13302102
Get fucked, fake divbro. Posting the div KING, CLM, because I know you don't have this pic. Who wouldn't want to spend $12 to get 19 cents a month for forever?

Why the fuck am I not rich yet why the fuck did you lie to me /smg/

>tfw I didn’t buy the veristem dip this time

As much as I want biotech to moon, our shit healthcare system is a bloated drain on the economy. And I’m going into medical testing for a career, but we all know there’s a lot of unnecessary medical screening that goes on just because the cost gets forwarded to the insurance company.

Bernie won’t win because he’s Jewish, and warren probably won’t win either.

But single payer would likely be a net win for the economy and national productivity.

But it means there would be no breaking bad.

>>13302044
Holy shit, this day was exciting and fucking stressful. But I never had this much luck.

>>13302588
>>13302582
>>13302575
I wouldn't underestimate her chances. Dems have a strong voting base that will vote for her regardless of what her proposals are (and also womyn in power), and Trump managed to piss off a lot of people with his trade wars which managed to do fuck all so far.

>>13302675
Lol

>>13302675
The Dem voter base is fracturing irreparably. She's white. And gay men have already been added to the list of honorary straight white devils. White women are next.

>>13302589
>19 cents a month forever
i like how you dont even acknowledge the dividend cut mid-year. also it was trading at $15-16 last year in April, meaning everyone who held it has lost moneyr. congrats tho

>>13302115
If you'd ever interacted with a female irl for an extended period of time you'd be able to spot the extensions.

>>13302857
You act like its a shame to interact with 3DP

>>13302857
>A shame to not

>>13302836
This. Pocahontas is gonna get destroyed. The only dem I see winning is the bitch that threw a stapler or biden.

>>13302975
Biden is getting Me2wd, its over for him. He sniffed one too many hairs.

>>13302589
get that whack shit out of here

Everyone knows real divbro (me) only invests in safe dividend growth stocks and is approaching $400K in investments. See pic related

>>13302658

You took profits on that, right?

>>13302996

Joey "snuggles" Biden has no chance. He doesn't even need to get metoo'd by anyone. There are enough pictures and video already.

MY WEED STOCKS

>>13303058
Its sad on one hand because besides being a creepy uncle he did nothing wrong. On the other hand seeing the left cannibalize is cathartic.

>>13303065

Cheapies territory. Several tickers may enter buy zone tomorrow. CRON is really close already. I'd like to see it hit $16 with oversold RSI.

>>13303065
I feel you. What do /smg/? How do I recover from this? When will weed moon?

>>13303162
>When will weed moon?

It already did.

Weed's a bubble, and unlike Bitcoin, it's popped for good.

>>13303046
Nah, not yet. I'll see how it developes further. The stock has been on the decline since it came on the market, now out of nowhere when it had calmed down a bit a big danish investor buys a huge chunk of stocks. I think it will rise even further. But don't know, maybe I'm too greedy.

>>13303175
>Unlike Bitcoin

>>13303175
except the market overall is expected to increase year over year

>>13303175
>it's popped for good.

Not even close. Weed has been due for a blowoff since late January. Only thing that has changed in the last eight months or so is the tendency to have extended distribution phases after the peaks, as opposed to selling off straight to oversold immediately.

>>13303175
Considering that western countries become more and more degenerate, I'd say there could be a lot of potential.

This fucking market is like a kick in the dick. I think I fucked up by not waiting for cheapies to get cheapier and waiting for too long on other cheapies.

>Tfw no RKGf to let me smell her hairs

>>13303021
Thanks for the (You) bro, it's all I really wanted.

$ABIL

$4 by end of next week

cap this

Also stay poor and don’t buy

oh god oh fuck why did i buy UVXY

>>13303393
yeah but people are delusion if they still expect it Canada to be the powerhouse when the market finally grows to the inflated values that its market cap expects

>>13303713
>$4 by end of next week
Fucking better be.

>>13303913

Absolutely true, which I was I have been avoiding Canadian small caps since Canada went officially legal. The only two currently in position to capitalize instantly if/when US goes federally legal are Canopy and Cron due to heavy investments from Constellation Brands and Altria respectively. Canopy have also already started moving in to the US hemp market. I think the idea with that is to have facilities built out and running so they can start growing cannabis right away if the legal climate allows. As Canopy is a Canadian company, it cannot legally sell cannabis in any legal state while cannabis remains federally illegal. It can sell CBD extracted from hemp though.

>Gundlach: It’s funny, people make these statements that the stock market is booming. In fact, it’s not really going anywhere

Prove him wrong. Pro tip, you can't. I'm selling everything tomorrow. SPY will finish red by EOY.

https://www.zerohedge.com/news/2019-04-11/gundlach-slams-mmt-sees-stocks-slumping-fears-violence-riots-during-2020-election

>>13304037
then what?

I need one more pump before I FUD out. Not sure what to do about my biotech hopefuls though.

Canopy Growth being added to the S&P/TSX 60 on Thursday. This means some index funds are required to buy Canopy stock starting that day. It's possible (I'd say likely) this is the reason for the sudden wave of media fud about weed stocks this week.

https://finance.yahoo.com/news/canopy-growth-set-join-p-211500467.html

>>13303193
did you at least set up a stop limit based on how much you want to continue risking? Just modify it day by day and ride the wave up until it plummets and you sell automatically, you got the hard part done already.
just don't forgot not to be too greedy on your stop limit either if you want to ride the wave for longer

>>13304080
N-no way they’d give us cheapies like that! Media can’t be so based?!

>>13304037
bondcuck is missing out on the golden bull run and salty

>>13304107
You're right. Will do that tomorrow.

>>13303853
>Market crashes
>Volitility crashes
Really makes you think

>>13302044
Who else took the VIVE pill? No one but me? Thought so.

>>13304037
I agree with some of what that cuck is saying. There will be violence and he appropriately calls out the insane elements of the progressive left.

But his electoral college part makes little sense. He doesn't explain how we get to a process of Congress electing a president. What happened to the EC for that to open?

I'm planning on holding anything I have til early or mid 2020 and then pulling out til the elections over to appraise the situation. Trump will almost certainly win anyway as explained earlier in the thread.

Is Tesla stock going to crash now that Elon Musk sabotaged Israel's holobunga memorial on the moon?

>>13304205

vix moves same direction as market about... what was it? I read this somewhere recently. It was something around 10-20% of the time.

>left runs on platform of dudeweed
>trump finally says nah, goes ahead and legalizes it to make it a nonissue
Who wins? Just buy MJ

>dems rum on gun control
>gun purchases surge because patriotism
Buy who?

>>13304347
What?

So are we just going to pretend there isn't a fucking disgusting head and shoulders here?
>>13304205
What planet do you live on where the market is crashing right now?
Also volatility doesn't depend on price level, just how "indecisive" it is, think of it like a measure of the number of inflection points in a time period.
So you could have a sustained downtrend to -50% and no rise on the volatility index.

>>13304596
well, many stocks outside the indices arent doing too great

>>13304596
So are we just going to pretend there isn't a fucking disgusting head and shoulders here?

>>13304700
That isn't a head and shoulders. The head is too short. That big boy up top? Textbook.

>>13304700
Lol @ your TA
Are these cup and handles on GALT too?

80% VGRO, 20% VFV
will I make it ?

>>13304739
>Textbook

where's the neckline

Friendly reminder the US bond yield curve inverted a couple weeks ago.

OH NO NO NO

LOOK AT THE TOP OF HIS HEAD

>>13304964
>>13304906
That's amazing
SPX will be negative by June, screencap and hang on your bedroom wall

>>13303943

I’m never wrong

>>13303713
all my indicators are green on this one, great recommendation

/smg/'s premier expert technician says short term pullback, finds support at conversion line or baseline, bullish continuation

>1,908,711,889 shares Outstanding as of April 8, 2019
So I guess the DRUSCRUISE is at the bottom of the Atlantic?

ARQL

NEON

get in on them

>>13305117
RKG said that?

>>13305117
Yearly chart

>>13305157
Me did (post was made sarcastically)

>>13305170
That what I think will happen, but I'm acknowledging that I don't use TA very often

Buy the SPY

>>13305122
don't like these

>>13305214
didnt like yvr either and look what happened fella

>>13305215
yvr had better indicators

How much do we let it pump before selling the news?

How do you spell profits?
W-A-L-T-E-R

Any reason to use vanguard and save towards VSTAX vs just buying and holding VTI?

>>13305241
Just buying and hodling VTI is better imo, because VTI is more tax efficient and you can make your money start to compound quicker

>>13305220
we shall see

>>13305292
is that VUN in Canada ? is it better to hold that than VFV ?

>>13305337
>Canada
Never gonna make it kid. Try living in a real country.

>>13305337
According to google, yes on first and slight yes on second

>>13305352
meh

>>13305240
Goddamn Disney owns everything. How long will it be before they buy Hasbro?

>>13305352
Living in a fake country with real money means everything is cheapies.

Could you imagine living in Venezuela with American money right now? (Assuming you didn’t have to worry About your safety)

>>13305645
>tfw no poor Latina gf to take care of

Refresh my memory, WHY did we plunge so hard last year?

Was there something besides Powell's shitpost?

Can someone recommmend me an iOS app which can auto track an IB portfolio via api I’ve been tryin to use StockMaster but it’s so buggy would be perfect if it worked

>>13305645
Better to live in Columbia where the Venezuelan girls are sneaking into the country and whoring themselves for a meal.

>>13305879
>starving desperate girls

Exact opposite of American girls, damn

>>13302487
>ARQL
Looks overbought.

>>13305924
American girls are over priced, short white women

Thought I bought the dip yesterday but lol accounting "errors." This shit is crashing with no survivors at open.

>>13306225
>amy-chan hitting 52 week lows over and over again
i...it's a buying oppurtunity

Gonna buy MJ 5/17 $38 puts, NFLX 4/26 $375/$380 puts, and DELL 7/19 $57.50 calls

Fuck it

>>13305768

because the market is completely overinflated and a slight increase in interest rates causes it to tumble down

FUTURES WE ARE green
"boom"

>>13306513
I can't believe im the only one here for this. Will it hold?

>>13306802
knowing this bullshit market, we will go back down and crab the entire day

>>13306513
>>13306802
>>13306834
Today is start of earning season. If JPM and/or WFC surprise up or down, or have surprisingly positive or negative outlook, that will be what moves the market today.
If they are neutral, that could still be seen as a positive, which implies a +0.6% or so day after the past couple.

Obviously it’s more important to be planning ahead for the rest of earnings throughout the next month or so

My portfolio is AMZN, MSFT, ROYT and LPXT. What should I buy. Some dividend aristocrat?

>>13307004
Splv

>>13307004
T

>>13303021
Can you post your portfolio?

I am always tempted to go for 4%+ yielding stocks but maybe the smart money is lesser yield but better growth

Is the platinum-gold spread ever going to close?

>>13307012
My shitty broker (european) doesn't let me buy USA ETF. Bullshit I know.

>>13307092
I was thinking about them, but I have little trust in 5g's future

>>13307293
It's not your broker that is shitty, it's the EU that sucks nigger cock. There is a EU directive that forbids trading of american ETFs.

>>13307302
Ye I know but I also have a shitty broker that has 15 dollar fees for USA stocks. So 30 if you sell after...

this market wants higher

>>13307126
all yields are risk adjusted. the companies don't set the %, the market does.

>>13307392
I get it but I don't get it

So NVDA with its 0.13% yield is a much safer investment than WM with 2% yield? Or a stock with 0 yield is safer than one with a yield?

>>13307619
plans for growth vs value need to be factored in as well. need to compare apples to apples (i.e. same sector of div focused companies) to see how the market is pricing in risk

WE ARE BACK!

>>13307642
alright

so another question .. I'm in a tax situation where basically I can make [standard deduction of]12k/yr in dividends before I get taxed on it. Would it make sense to pursue dividend investing to take advantage of that or just buy index funds? I don't particularly need the income, for long term appreciation

>>13305220
Better indicators huh?

I bought yesterday and up 7% pre market

You fucking mamaluk

Triple Top on the SPY?

Hmmm.

JPM SOARING DIS SOARING BAC SOARING GREAT DAY FOR GRIM!

No one talking about how China injected a trillion USD into their economy in Jan? Like JPM or WF matter when you're talking about a trillion in global liquidity.

>>13307736
So you plan on only making 12k a year? How would you live?? Oh right, you are a NEET. Move out of moms house before investing.

>>13307963
No I live overseas so I am exempted from up to ~100k in income tax. But investment income doesn't count for that

if you're holding amazon stock remember to vote against all the SJW shareholder proposals

>>13307982
What are the proposing?

Anybody know why honda never posted an ex/eff date?

>>13308029
https://www.nasdaq.com/symbol/hmc/dividend-history

I always look at nasdaq.com for dividend information. Seems the most accurate

>>13308029
thats pretty weird though, says the record date was 2018 and they declared in 2019...

I think foreign corps are pretty weird compared to us companies for dividends

>>13308015
bunch of shit about global warming, muh wage gap, diversity, bullshit about how their new facial recognition technology will be used to discriminate against poor pitiful illegal aliens and niggers so they should refuse to sell it to the government

Reminder that there won't be another recession in our lifetimes

Who else just sold everything?

are the futures allowed to be this high?

leap what are you doing please stop

wew

>>13308109
Based
>>13308125
Not based

>>13308146
it's fine it's not really that low yet
or at least, no one is selling to me at that price PM, so I wouldn't worry

meanwhile I'm getting suckered into weedstocks before they bottom out
someone help me

where's gommie touting his bonds? lmao retard

>Disney up 9% premarket

DO I DUMP IT?!
Are people NOT selling the news?! I don’t understand!!

>>13308190
Buy more. This is a massive breakout on a 3 year scale.

>look at what everyone on SPY TradingView is telling me to do
>do the opposite
it's free money!

>>13302044
How do I get a job at a trading desk in a big bank?

>>13308212
But people ALWAYS dump after an investor day.

Don’t they?

I thought I was supposed to take profits and buy back in lower?

Fug. I believe in Disney’s move in the long run, but I don’t trust the market.

Is shorting gold the most surefire way to earn money?

>>13308061
I guess so. Only reason I've been really holding honda as of late, but I think I might sell soon. I bought in at 30 expecting their numbers to be better and I just haven't recovered.

>>13308227
first you gotta apply

Closed oil long, doubled gold long , oil starts looking good again BAKA

Will the bogdanoffs make the call today?

>>13308246
Yes of course, just look at how much money you can make shorting it in 21st century compared to SPX long LOL
>>13308267
Nah it's Friday, Fridays are risk free

ARQL

NEON

Is this the day we're we buy kike flix bear shit?

>290.01

>>13308253
But I don't have any trading experience.

>>13308289
whats the worst they can say? no?

Tfw didn't buy DIS

>>13308289
Tell them you've been shitposting in a stock market bunker thread while crpytofag whine all day for years

>>13308289
Show off your trading history and method, theories and books you follow.

Time to dump my bags on you morons

>sold YETI earlier this week

is it me or has this thread really gone to shit the past couple months?

if LYFT is under 54 when i wake up I'm gonna buy it

>>13308307
I just said I like reading about options and I basically watched my uncle write a program that automates trades. And I bought some Amazon stocks and made some money.

>>13308352
No, it’s been shit.

So I'm stupid new to options trading and just dipping my toes in the water, but does the price of the option tend to go up or down as it gets closer to the date? This AMD call is cock teasing me hard and I am starting to realize I have a LOT more to learn about options trading in terms of what gives them value.

>>13308352
We need to make the thread great again.

oh boy! bet you wish you fucking listened to me now bitch!

its too late for you!
this is the future you chose

Pretty sure big money is taking control of NMM. A lot of their partners bought up at $2 and haven't dumped those shares into the float.. huge volume spike in feb could be sign of turn around.

>>13308376
won't be able to make it great again when we have some special snowflakes for mods.... fucking mods are killing this site and letting it get over ran by normies

>"it's likely we will never be able to generate profit"
>goes public anyways
What's the Uber's endgame here? Why would anyone buy these shares?

>>13308434
You asking this in thread with this post >>13308354

>>13308434
well look at Wayfair or Palo Alto Networks

neither one has ever posted a profit

>>13308423
Nah we just need to put more effort into quality posts, and put more effort into quality shit posting.

>>13308244
There's always exceptions. Some stocks get so pent up that when they finally breakout they climb 2-3% for the next few weeks before finally hitting a new resistance.

I think this could be one of those cases. There was no reason for disney to be valued at less than netflix.

>>13308371
http://www.theoptionsguide.com/theta.aspx

>>13308486
Thanks fren. Short, sweet, and to the point.

>>13302044
>BRK.B

HNGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

>>13308450
>>13308452
Also why is it possible Uber is not turning profit? They get a piece of the pie everytime sometime hails a car through them, how the fuck is it possible they are not making any money? I mean, what are their costs besides app development, servers and call centers?

>>13308528
Wasn't there a tax loophole that got closed recently? Might just be talking out my ass here but I rememer taxi drivers were pissed when they first got started

Why the fuck is yvr lower than where it was before spiking yesterday???

>>13308472
Thanks. Walter Mouse is definitely worth betting on, even if it doesn’t maintain its 11% single day gain.

It just seems like all of this should be “baked in”

Did anyone not realize that a champion value stock was about to become a beautiful growth story as well?

Goyim-7... Goyim-7... This is Gentile-Actual...

How do you read?

>Goyim-7 Reading 5-by-5, Gentile-Actual. Go ahead.

Be advised we have Jews approaching from the North-Northeast... REPEAT... Jews approaching from the North-Northeast... Approximately 9,000 -- Confirmed visual on armaments for hostile... OVER.

> 10-4, Goyim-7 copies, Gentile-Actual...

Goyim-7 be advised we have (((hostiles))) moving on a store of shekels and closing fast... Permission to engage...

>Gentile-Actual, standby for confirmation...
>Gentile-Actual, hostile combatants confirmed. You are cleared to engage -- I REPEAT -- You are clear to engage...

>>13308528
Uber employs somali refugees. You wonder why they're not making any money?

Holy shit Leap and Veristem... holy fucking shit

My Disney gains don’t make up for my biotech losses.

>>13308565

Copy that, Goyim-7.

PLATOON! WEAPONS FREE! CONCENTRATE ALL FIRE TOWARD THE SYNAGOGUE!

DIS is on fire today, thanks Mickey Mou$e

Anyone else using schwab having problems pulling up your account info?

>>13308602
The Mouse always wins

Will Disney pull back a little or should I get more now

>>13308576
>Can't even spell the same of a company he's invested in right

Maybe this is why you're losing money

>>13308609
The mobile app has been giving me problems the past 3-4 days, when it comes to pulling up my positions and watchlist.

>>13308593

GOYIM-7! WE'RE TAKING HEAVY FIRE! KIKES ARE SELLING!!!! I REPEAT -- KIKES ARE SELLING!!!

...MEDIC!!! SOMEONE GET ME A FUCKING MEDIC OVER HERE!!!

Stay with me, Johnson... Look at me... LOOK AT ME! We're all gonna gain... It's gonna be okay.

>>13308648

GOYIM-7, INTERROGATORY, WHERE THE FUCK ARE THOSE FAST BUYERS?! WE'VE GOT KIKES ALL OVER THE INDEX, AND COLLECTING FAST!

>>13308631
>better look at what I’m typing while driving, so I don’t confuse my good friends on 4channel.org!

The next time you misspell something in hiroshi’s forum, remember that you’re a hypocrite

>>13308659

>Gentile-Actual, this is Auschwitz-Zero-One-Niner. Be advised we are in range with Big Buys. Buy-1 -- Away -- Danger Close. Buy-2 -- Away -- Danger close.

>>13308576
penny stocks is dead money in the summer. you have to wait for them to spike in the winter.

>>13308701

<Oy Veys faintly in the distance drowned out by crackling flames>

I bought $2000 of QQQ a month or so ago. I'm up like $170 or so but now I'm hearing that Apple is getting downgraded. Should I just switch to SPY?

APHA and MRKR not available on investopedia simulator, is there a reason for this?

>>13308733

Auschwitz-Zero-One-Niner, good effect. We have good effect.

We've got a man hit. Johnson's hit with paper losses and we need to get him out of here! Requesting immediate EVAC for job application. OVER.

>tfw CMF saved me from dumping my NFLX calls on the flash crash this morning

I woke up a little late to see Netflix below daily and weekly cloud support and had a little mini heart attack. CMF came in clutch and read oversold so I bought more calls and now the gains are returning. Now that I think of it I just shouldn't even look at the market and enter any positions until 3:45

Potential world market contagion risk:

https://www.asiatimes.com/2019/04/article/bank-of-japan-morphs-into-a-hedge-fund/

"Overseas punters couldn’t seem to sell yen-denominated shares fast enough in the fiscal year ending March 31. In fact, they dumped them by the largest margin in 31 years – US$50 billion. That has the Bank of Japan gorging on stocks via exchange-traded funds – by roughly that same exact amount.

The plot thickens when you consider that in 2018, the BOJ’s balance sheet surpassed the entire size of Japan’s $4.9 trillion GDP. First, Governor Haruhiko Kuroda’s team cornered Japan’s government bond market, hoarding more than half of all outstanding securities. Now it’s bigfooting equities. Welcome to what’s arguably the world’s biggest hedge fund.

Yet the BOJ’s trading has now officially become one-way. Six months ago, Japan bulls were wagering that the BOJ would be “tapering,” or stepping back from history’s most aggressive monetary-easing experiment. US President Donald Trump’s trade war turned that into a losing trade."

>>13308774
people have been calling for japans collapse for 30 years and it has not happened

Opinions on gold's descending triangle? Does it flag out? Is mayonnaise an instrument? Chime in

>>13308774
>More world contagions

SAVE US EBOLA-CHAN!!!

>>13308796
and in 2018 BoJ's balance sheet is larger than the countries GDP. There is an issue with that if they cant extract themselves from the market while everyone is selling at their expense. I think the circumstances are a bit different now.

>>13308760

>FRIENDLIES COMIN' OUT!

HOLD FIRE!

>Where's he realizing losses at?!

Right here. Fucking kikes are everywhere, man! We've been sold down since we were dropped in the shit this morning! KEEP YOUR HEAD DOWN!

GET THOSE BUY ORDERS TO THE FRONT! I NEED EYES ON THAT DELI!!!

>Johnson, I'm Lieutenant James and I'm one of the docs. We're gonna get you out of here. You're going home and back to work now. It's gonna be alright...

>>13308576
Biotech as a whole has been getting shit on for the past couple of weeks. Just how it goes.

buying panic on summit it is :)

>>13308796
Jp markets are about zero from 30 years ago after adjusting for inflation aren't they?

>>13308807

Gimme a sitrep. Where are they?! Does anyone have a visual?!

>Sir, yes sir. We have eyes on th...

>INCOOOOOOMING!!!

>>13308774
nikkei is showing strength tho

>>13308565
>>13308593
>>13308648
>>13308659
>>13308701
>>13308733
>>13308760
>>13308807
>>13308846
Nice with pics

>>13308846

>AaAAaaaaaHHhHhHhH!!!

PRIVATE FUD?! WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING UP THERE!?!? I NEED BUY ORDERS ON THAT DELI NOW, INVESTOR!!!

>I-I c-can't do this, sir! I j-just want to go back to work for wages!

>>13308799
Its a downward wedge hitting on hard support, ricochet upward possible when range gets very narrow. Im thinking there might be some buying due to hedging during earnings. On the other hand we are in a deflationary enviroment and if the trade deal comes through people will be shifting to stocks.

>>13308497
It also depends on the price of the underlying asset.
Imagine you hold a $2 call on NEET at a $10 strike that expires in 6 months. It has a theta of whatever so that factor will decay the value over time. But sometime between then and now, NEET goes to $90. Your option is worth a lot more now regardless of the theta (unless it was ridiculous to begin with). Likewise if NEET went to $1. Even with an ultra low theta, even if zero, the option will be practically worthless at that point.
Basically an out of the money option gets increasing worthless as you approach expiration, an in the money option does the opposite

>>13308745
>but now I'm hearing that Apple is getting downgraded
are you le serious

Holy shit are we closing red?

>>13308869
because the BoJ has been buying all the equities lol, thats the point. how are they going to get out without cratering their markets.

>>13308901
classic bear trap. Good china news, good earnings, good trade deal news. We are blowing the top off the lid

>>13308926
Won't they have sole right to the entire output of the jap economy? im thinking when they own the entire nikkei
must get sweet divies

STOP TAKING PROFITS YOU FOOLS!
Don't you realize the Mouse is making SNEED great again?

>>13308926
why would you get out, it's not like equites have expiration date =)

when tf is Novavax gonna fucking climb to at least 1

fuck this fucking market wtf

>>13308879

Fud, look at me... LOOK AT ME!

It's gonna be okay... Remember back to basic? A good investor always HODLs for the long position. This is just a fluctuation... Nothing more... We're going to buy up from these fucking Kikes one by one, and push our way up that chart, son.

Now are you with me?

>Y-yes s-sir...

INVESTOR, I SAID ARE YOU WITH ME?!

>SIR, YES SIR!

THEN GET IN THERE AND BUY, BUY, BUY!

From - 20% to +10% I'm so happy smg! This was the biggest loss I've ever had and now this happens. Held this shit for 7 months lmfao

>>13302114
How did you know, master?

Tfw bought 1000 shares of LPTX yesterday

Please S

>>13309000
checked

>>13309006
DCA, this tends to bounce around in a very narrow range, and the silly market it getting too spooked by the dems

Just bought 100 call contracts for SQQQ. This earnings season is going to be a bloodbath. Let’s go bears!!

>>13306312
>>13306225
I should have sold back when they were profitable welp I just hope im not hodling another HMNY

>>13309045
I think most of the bloodbath is going to come from Netflix. insiders have been dumping non-stop.

>>13309045
*ahem*

Disney goddamit

>>13308472
>>13308212
Dude. I should’ve taken some profits.

>>13309042
I feel atm it's just dca'ing to 0

>>13309098
Maybe. If it goes back down to 165 I’m gonna double my position.

What do you guys think about this Tim Apple dip? Buy since it’s just because of Disney?

>>13309122
Will it rally when trump talks about 5g?
(Even thought it doesn’t have 5g yet)

VOO bros report in

Who here loving their CONSISTENT GAINS AND BIG DICK DIVIDENDS

>>13308944
Wait for the next phase announcements of Nanoflu.

Dammit. I should have sold my 27.50 call of AMD at open today.

It'll go back up before the day closes right? Or should I just hold into next week?

Last Chance to get into UMC while its on confirmation entry price.

DIS chads report in

>>13309160
Should have sold when it broke 28. Its till trending up but who knows what next week might bring. Maybe its gonna be a bloody red week

>>13309160
Hold, it will float back up over $28, but sell asap after

do i rein to YVR?

look like a bottom to me but still holding off for now

looks a bit over bought from yesterdays craze

Fuck me for buying SPY puts
Fuck me for buying shitty real estate BXP calls

Suuuper bull

>>13309203
Did you sold?

>>13309299
I did. But idk what I'm doing. It just looks like it hasn't gone this low on a while so I expect it to bounce back in a week or so.

>>13309405
I take that back. Im waiting for it to drop a bit further.

Sometimes I just imagine myself sneaking quietly into your sister's bedroom, and pressing my unwashed butthole up to her lips. I would spread my cheeks wide while I squat ever so slowly until I felt her hot breath emanating from between her slightly parted lips. Gently, I would press it against her lips; orifice to orifice; and take pleasure as the sensations of pillowy softness combine with the gritty, sweaty slime to make the ultimate seal of comfyness as I slowly gyrate to work it in tighter -- with balls resting atop the bridge of her nose.

Mmm...

>He doesn't own BABA

What's the word with this 5g whitehouse announcement? Any chance it'll pull apple back up?

>baggie's public breakdown continues with massice shitposting
saged and downvoted and sent a cease & desist letter to management

Long 3,100 shares of IWM at 157.50 deep in the day trade margin. Please pray for me.

>>13309503

It's only money.

>>13309375
yes, 125 strike calls sold at 130 for 500%+

Who got in $RBZ at $4? WTF!

>>13309405
>>13309418

slowing down for the day

seems like people scooped up what they can at this price and sitting on it

>>13309514
I am 2 weeks into trying to trade for a living.

I can't fake being a normie anymore.

>>13309531
Get out in a few otherwise it WILL tank by end of day
RBZ and CTRM are pump and dump stocks you day trade those do NOT hold that shit otherwise you'll end up in a HUNT situation

>>13309228
>>13309257
Yeah I think I'm gonna sell it today for sure if it goes above 28. Hoping for the best. Don't wanna hold into next week

>>13302044
>missed out on YRIV at $.75
>missed out on VTL at $.50

how do I stop being such a pussy and buy the uptrend.

>>13309585

You need to maintain good vaginal hygiene.

>>13309573
Feel kinda bad at open could've got in at $12 but didn't want to chase.

>>13309558

You know your biggest return comes from your work efforts, right?

You literally take $0 and turn it into $100s and $1,000s. Investments are to stretch your existing money.

>>13309585
H20 is your friend. :)

Do your balls hang low?
Do they wobble too and fro?
Can you tie 'em in a knot?
Can you tie 'em in a bow?
Can you throw 'em over yer shoulder
Like a Continental Soldier?
Do yer balls...
Hang...
Low?...

I should've dumped this mother this morning when it was $11.

>>13309609
Something like 2% of people make it as traders. I'm going to give it a shot.

Fucking WElls Fargo did a reverse earnings Bog and cut my green day by a third

>>13309609
No shit. Most people don't have nearly enough capital to make trading work, so they resort to degenerate gambling on options and pnd pennystocks.

The point is to use a stable wagecuck income to build assets while trading to grow your nest, with the aim of retiring early if you are successful.

>>13309650
PHUN is a blatant pump and dump stock always dump those before 3:50pm

>>13309719

Why are you sperging? I was speaking to NewbAnon who wants to be the wolf of wall street with $20 in his shitty phone app.

>>13309737
im long 488k of IWM. WOLF OF WALL STREET BBY

G-guys. I'm about to DCA UP in Apple again. Am I being a dummy?

I bought in at 181, then again at 151. But I fucked up and FOMO'd in more at 200 and 202.

Is it a mistake to buy in again here at 198?

I don't think this downgrade is correct. I think tech has another rally in it before we have our first big fakeout dip.

>>13309609
buzz off, boomer

>>13309800

Friendly reminder that you're throwing most of your money and all of your personal information away to Pajeet by using Robinhood.

Stay poor, faggot.

>>13309845
Hmmm, well I had better go pay someone else fees so they can sell me out just the same!

>>13309901

(You) do realize that the idea is to reduce the debits to your account as much as possible while maximizing credits, correct?

>Keep finding more tools on schwab page
>never find them again

What the fuck? Is there a master list of all the investor tools? There seems to be some cool stuff but it's all stuck in a labyrinth.

>>13309945

(((Tricks)))

>>13309737
Sorry didn't mean it. I'm just pissed that the SPY correction to 284 didn't happen this week.

>>13309966
Nice digits
Get your shit together Baggie

Quick /smg/! Tell me which calls/puts will make me rich by Monday!

Well, I was down $3,000. Now it's only down $2,000. I'm feeling pretty okay. Also, serious question, what stocks are best for like long term living off of dividends?

>>13309986

>Mr. Goldberg, Mr. Boglandorff is on Line 1.

Bought one of these for LYFT after all the talk here about how it’s easy money for puts
Did I fuck up?

>>13310009

You've got an unrealized profit of $15.00 so breddy gud.

Friendly reminder that FUBU is not publicly traded because the Exchanges do not accept food stamps.

>>13310049
Lol, how old are you? FUBU has not been around since late 90s.

>>13308774
>step 1: print infinite money
>step 2: use it to buy ownership of assets under the guise of financial stability
>step 3: The central bank is now the majority shareholder of all publically traded companies

This is Hyper-Facism.

WHO WINS FROM 5g announcement ?!

Will is boost based big dick Tim?

Buying DF was a mistake.

I'm new to this.
What are the taxes like if I trade like 8 times a month? Is it going to be a mountain of paperwork at the end of the year? Does the app automatically send your gains to the IRS?

>>13310129

Thanks for making my point, nigger.

>>13310137
>this level of jewry
Uh...holy shit.

>>13310159

The app automatically sends your gainz to Pajeet.

>>13310159
I made 192 trades last year, and the 1099b was 66 goddamn pages.

>>13310206
>>13310206
>>13310206
new bull thread

>>13310194
shiittt...

is it worth it to even trade with all that paperwork? Why dont they just take the total of your gains and take 15% or whatever off of it, one page?

>>13310351
Here's what I don't get: if I can export my 1099b from Schwab as a csv, why can't everybody just follow a standardized schema so that I can just import that csv into tax prep software?