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Is the American tech industry really like this?

>> No.13288081

>>13288080
That's a 1st April joke (probably).

>> No.13288082

>>13288080
lmfao where I work I just work from home if I feel like it and just play war3 or some shit all day.

>> No.13288083

>>13288080
>ameritards are fine with that
Muh capitalism

>> No.13288084

That's a joke poster from The Office TV series

>> No.13288085

>>13288083
Ironic how the comfiest jobs are in america though right commie?

>> No.13288086

>>13288083

b-but I'm gonna be rich one day, don't want to work against my future interest

>> No.13288087

>>13288085
Enjoy your 60+ hour work weeks burger

>> No.13288088

>not negotiating with your boss for extra vacation time
This is why job hopping is GOAT. Ask for random shit and see how far you can go
>ask for the ability to telecommute
>ask for the option to work ten hour days so you can have a four day workweek (4 day weekend!)
>ask for the ability to telecommute
Probably wouldn’t get all of them but it’s always fun to see how much you can wrangle out of them (bonus points if you already have a job and are just messing with them with no interest in actually taking the job offer)

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>>13288080
IF YOU'RE ABLE TO PLAY VIDEO GAMES YOU'RE ABLE TO GO TO SCHOOL

>> No.13288090

>>13288089
she looks like she'd give a mean blowie

>> No.13288091

>>13288083
yes capitalism, where you can choose to do this and get paid much more than people in other countries, or get another job that is more laid-back and still get much more money than in other countries. Why are commies so retarded?

>> No.13288092

>>13288091
Good goy yes, you chose the shitty job yourself, isn't freedom wonderful?

>> No.13288093

If Americans hate socialized health care, why do they support socialized fire and police departments?

>> No.13288094

the main point of not going to work when sick is so you don't spread the disease in the workplace, you think employers actually care about you?

>> No.13288095

>>13288089
>the house cleaning days magically land on the same days I'm sick on and can't go to school
I might've infected everyone at school but at least I could sleep in class.

>> No.13288096

>>13288090
How do you think she got the role?

>> No.13288097

>>13288093
Because those were invented before the Cold War.

>> No.13288098

>>13288091
your naivety would be funny if it weren't so sad

>> No.13288099

>>13288091
>capitalists being able to exploit the poverty and desperation of workers in poor countries is actually proof that capitalism is good

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>>13288080

>mfw hanging that sign in a workplace in any other country will cause such a turmoil that will probably end on national tv
>mfw that is normal in america

>> No.13288101

Everyone in this thread is a retard

>> No.13288102

>burgers will defend this

>> No.13288103

>>13288088
haha I wish I was this in demand anon

for me it's more like sorry I have an engineering degree, 10/ hr isn't enough to do research for you... oh ok 12 i guess...

>> No.13288104

>>13288080
No, retard. It was a load of shit. They sell these signs on the internet as a meme or in-joke for break rooms.
https://www.truthorfiction.com/company-policies-poster/

>> No.13288105

Janny, I know you work for free. But do your damn job.

>> No.13288106

>>13288093
>Implying we like the police
They're basically niggers with a badge.

>> No.13288107

>>13288080
>amerimutts can't even do capitalism right despite inventing it
Pathetic, learn from Europe

Commies should die

>> No.13288108

>>13288080
i know its a joke but in the military i draged myself to medical (leaning on the wall for support and shuffling my feet like a zombie) and once i got there they gave me a motrin and told me to go back to work. i basically passed out while on watch and while i was out a coworker went to check with my chief if i could be relieved.

>> No.13288109

>>13288093
Plenty of Americans hate the police

>> No.13288110

>>13288102
In America we believe in freedom. And that means everyone has the freedom to sell themselves into wage slavery for heartless capitalists if that is what they choose.

>> No.13288111

>>13288093
All the anti socialism stuff goes back to cold war boomer propaganda. Nobody actually advocates for full on soviet union but yet it was drilled into their head of anything remotely related to the soviet union = bad. Us people born mid 80s-90s to now were never subject to this because the walls fell so now that we are older and see what kind of bullshit our healthcare system is we are open to the idea of , not doing that anymore. It's the god damn boomers fault.

>> No.13288112

>>13288093
desu, despite the 98% of the police force being either corrupt or straight assholes i dont resent all of them

>> No.13288113

>>13288080
Americans are literal slaves of their bosses. It's not even fun. Also, do you really have only 4 days of vacation? lmao

>> No.13288114

>>13288110
Except we have no other choices. Small businesses are critically endangered.

>> No.13288115
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>tfw HR explained to me that I have 3 hours 4 minutes of vacation time as if that was a good thing.

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>>13288110
>we believe in the freedom of being slaved

>> No.13288117

>>13288104
It's not a joke though

>> No.13288118

>>13288115
So coffee/lunch time.

>> No.13288119

>>13288107
>despite inventing it
Just no

>> No.13288120

>>13288080
I literally tell my b0ss that I'm not coming in and there's fuck all she can do about it

There's no one else trained or skilled enough to run the system I manage so they can't fire me and 99% of shit I can fix remotely because it's just user is a dumbass issues.

Feels good knowing obsolete tech

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>>13288115
>Not being a cunt and booking 3 mins off at the end of the day

>> No.13288122

>>13288116
Is that an amerimutt?