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Anonymous Wed Apr 10 06:14:06 2019 No.13285529 [Reply] [Original]

Yo
His palms are sweaty, knees weak, bags are empty
There's vomit on his keyboard already, Monster Energy
He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready
To drop FUD, but he keeps on forgettin'
Link won’t go down, the /biz/ crowd goes so loud
He types “Link is shit”, but the words won't come out
He's chokin', how, Link marines jokin' now
The clocks run out, times up, over, blaow!
Snap back to reality, oh there goes parity
Oh, there’s green candles, he choked
He's so mad, but he won't give up that easy? No
He won't have it, he knows his last chance is crypto
It don't matter, he's dumb, he knows that, and he's broke
He's no stack cos he chose, to swing trade on his phone, that's when its
Back to discord again yo, this whole faggotry
He better hit his buy in and hope it don't pass him

You better lose yourself from the discord, you edgelord
You own Link, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to hold
The singularity comes once in a lifetime, yo

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 10 06:20:44 2019 No.13285555 Absolutely 100% based. Bravo OP.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 10 06:27:02 2019 No.13285588 File: 420 KB, 1136x1876, 1550903583225.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'm gay and I hold chainlink.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 10 06:34:05 2019 No.13285616 File: 540 KB, 712x923, LINK on way to the moon.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13285555 >>13285588 checked

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 10 06:36:18 2019 No.13285628 >>13285529 >Link won’t go down inb4 OP gets spit-roasted by an 8 mile red dildo.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 10 06:41:14 2019 No.13285643 File: 67 KB, 500x670, large.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13285616 Yes I'm really gay.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 10 06:46:52 2019 No.13285677 File: 74 KB, 584x575, B2F5232ADDCF43A38D7C8536244C0AE4.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13285555 >>13285588

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Anonymous Wed Apr 10 06:48:33 2019 No.13285681
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I've created a monster, ‘cause nobody wants to
buy chainlink no more, they want updates, I'm chopped liver

Well, if you want updates, then this is what I'll give ya
A little bit of Rory mixed with some hard liquor

Some FOMO that'll pump this coin quicker
Than a blockfolio screenshot with all green tickers
From the normies when the trade bots aren't operating
Cause binance is finally co-operating (heyyy!)

You waited this long, now stop debating
‘Cause Link's back, it's on the rag and ovulating
We know that you're all just hating
Cause your shitcoins dump problem is complicating!

So the SEC won't let me be
Or let me be tax free, so let me see
Whales try to shut link down by pumping BTC
But it feels so empty without me

So come on don't quit, buy all the dips
Fuck that! Buy at the top and cry about it
And get ready, ‘cause these bags are about to get heavy
I just sold all my profits; fuck you, Sergey!

Now this looks like a job for me
So everybody, just FUD with me!
‘Cause we need a little controversy
‘Cause /biz/ feels so empty without me

Little hellions, kids feeling rebellious
Embarrassed their friends wont invest into Request
They start feeling deluded and helpless
'Til someone comes along on a mission and yells, "JUST"

A visionary, memes can be scary
Could start a revolution, polluting /biz/ all day
A rebel, so just let me revel and bask
In the fact that I got everyone posting link's ass

And it's a disaster, such a catastrophe
For you to see so much of my losses; are you happy?

Well, I'm back, na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na
Fix your link delima
Buy in and then I'm gonna enter over your last bid like a splinta
The center of attention, back for the winna

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 10 06:52:52 2019 No.13285700 File: 405 KB, 1558x948, EminemSergey.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13285529 >There's vomit on his keyboard already, Monster Energy Fuckin got me good

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 10 06:56:15 2019 No.13285717 >>13285529 Based.

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Anonymous Wed Apr 10 07:18:23 2019 No.13285807
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Woke up with fifty fudders spammin my board
All fifty seein visions of me sellin the dips
Couldn't sell, nah nigga I was stressed
Had me creepin 'charts, homie I'm livin as a NEET
Sheeeit, I'm like a hostage on this troubled board, call the jannie
A FUD nigga dumping chainlink, bustin 30 cents
Hittin corners in my Chevy Surburban
blockfolio got me drivin up on the curb, hand on the smartphone swervin
Bless me Sergey I'm a sinner, I'm selling too low
dont let me NEET on the streets, cause ain't no peace for me in work
Gettin world-wide exposure
with a bunch of Linkies that don't give a FUCK, ridin as my soldiers
I just release 'em on a war path, not your average autist
breadcrumb research; assblaster shilling, huh
Complete my mission, Links competition no longer beefin
I meme'd all them bustas now I'm the last motherfucker swinging

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 10 07:24:15 2019 No.13285833 >>13285529 >>13285681 >>13285807 Coping the seethe much?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 10 07:28:24 2019 No.13285851 >>13285833 checked