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I need to pay off loan shark 9000$ in about 43 hours. Can you give me only 99.999% sure strat that is going to 31.36x my 287$ payday loan I just took? I know 100% strats are hard, but 99.999% is easier! If it's really hard to do it in next hour 99.9989% sure strat is fine too.
thx, luv you /biz/

>> No.13171356

buy LINK it is mooning

>> No.13171362

>>13171346
Being that you mentioned 31.36x
You can play ethercrash and try your luck, I was martingaling for a Nyan and hit it a few hours ago. Turned .01 eth into .5, small scale but yeah.

>> No.13171369

Bunny Coin

>> No.13171631

Buy LTK, sell at 30 gwei.

https://coinmarketcap.com/currencies/litecoin-token/#markets

>> No.13171918

>>13171346
Buy yourself a ticket to guatemala and hide in the jungle for 5-7 years

>> No.13171925

>>13171346
when gore thread?

>> No.13172028
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>>13171925
I'm not gonna let him fucking get me. If worst comes to worst, that nigger Shorty in the apartment across from me got ahold of 3000 dollaridoos from his granny. I figure I can convince him to "part ways" with his earnings from the kindness of his heart. Idiot is probably gonna waste it all on ETH and hookers anyway.

>> No.13172495

>>13171362
>Turned .01 eth into .5
link of your ethcrash public profile or it didn't happen