/biz/ - Business & Finance

Yolo nigga

>>13152429
>>13152298
To what extent am I being memed? I just want to understand what I am getting into here. So, it would be above average to make say, 10 dollars profit off 1000 in a month?

>>13152470
Most people get an average of 4% yeild from dividends annually.

You can surpass this if you are good at reading charts and pick stocks that are at a low with good potential for upward movement, but that is where skill comes into play and timing the market can be risky.

My dividend portfolio is comprised of mostly REITs (real estate investment trusts) that routinely give large dividend payments. I can get between 8-10% of my investment back in dividends using this method, but it is much more risky and can wipe your starting capital if a major collapse were to happen in the real estate markets.

I'd look into dividend growth investing and dividend aristocrats if you want a proven safe method to grow your portfolio over a long period of time with compounding interest.

>>13152516
Ah, I see. I should have been more clear. I was more referring to day trading. I am familiar with REITs, stocks that pay dividends, etc.

>>13152528
Ahh, well for day trading I've heard that you should really only do it if you have an account over 5k due to the commission costs. There is also the PDT rule if you are in the states to think about.

I dont see why you couldn't earn that much and more if you are following trends and taking profits when you can. I have always wanted to get into day trading but my accounts are too small currently.

>>13152553
I've done a little paper trading while I wait for Robinhood to link to my account. Nothing crazy. Would you say then if I dont end out the month at a 10% profit, my strategy is shit, and/or I got dreadfully unlucky? I know win percentage matters too. I just want some metric to rule myself against.

is the vanguard world dividends ETF a good idea?
i am a poorfag and could throw like 2000€ into it.

this one:
>anguard FTSE All-World High Dividend Yield UCITS ETF

Posting portfolio again. Anyone else wanna post theirs?

>>13152866
>ORC
Based and QEpilled.

>>13152950
Based and -$1,000 pilled. Should I hold it though?

>>13152964
Just look at this
http://www.orchidislandcapital.com/news-releases/news-release-details/orchid-island-capital-announces-march-2019-monthly-dividend-and
I kinda hate em because they are everything wrong with current economy but I hold them because they're not going down even with their current debt overload so I'd avg down if you're satisfied with 9-12% div

>NBEV

Announces growth of 24% for fourth quarter and Pro-Forma revenues near 300M

>Stock down 1.73% PM

Huh?....

REFR

>>13152992
>I kinda hate em because they are everything wrong with current economy
How's that? Giving out subprime loans? I don't know too much about finance, sorry. Thanks for the link.

>>13152866

>>13153114
In a way. If you don't know much about finance there's too much to explain since I read 8-Ks and 10-Ks of companies I own every time I go through ORC I'm unironically disheartened by their state of money making. And btw I wouldn't be sure they won't cut dividends few quarters from now that's why I'm saying their yield is potentially 9-12%. I like infrastructures, REITs and resources much more but I trust my gut and my gut says I should hold bit of orc. One on my most wanted list is CORR. I bailed on them month or two ago when they sold terminal but I'm still following closely waiting for reentry. Check it out.

Buy SQQQ right now and hold for a few weeks?

>>13153154
How about SDS?

Me personally I'm currently full retard mode in metals, losing bit of money for now but that should be ok month or two from now.

>>13152436
Can NAK revocer from that?

>>13153182
It's highly speculative. They are a mining development company trying to get a copper mine permitted in Alaska. If a partner or buyout happens the stock could hit 3 dollars. If they get hard stopped it could go to the .20s or even delist.

It swings on news though so really I just need it to hit 1 dollar and judging by momentum I'll probably bail at that point.

is the vanguard world dividends ETF a good idea?
i am a poorfag and could throw like 2000€ into it.

this one:
>Vanguard FTSE All-World High Dividend Yield UCITS ETF

>>13152429
>mfw inverted yield curve
>mfw this is bullish

~20% gain over the next year. Then recession.

>>13153245
This red group is able to produce dividends of about 12% and third of them are monthly payers. I don't like divvy ETFs but you picked one of best choices if you don't want to manage your dividend payers personally.

Is oil going parabolic? think im going long at open.

>>13153245
Depends on your goals my friend.

High yeild is okay if you are just getting into stocks and want a nice "savings account" style of investing that gives decent yeild. If you want a more retirement friendly long term stock I'd go for one of their growth or aristocrat funds

Daily reminder WTI OIL obeys same market makers who move American indexes

>>13153402
Golden bull has arrived?

YVR

PLUG

LYFT

Cheers to that one anon who always posts about his SEEL
your day has come

>>13153417
That's a no for me. I'm still getting my ass destroyed in oil short. Why did I open one more position yesterday, I had good returns before this shit

>>13153437
>I had good returns before this shit
This also happens to me
>up 10%
>"decide" to not sell at end of day
>next day im down 10%
TP is very important

>I'm still getting my ass destroyed in oil short.
if my gut feeling >>13153376 is right then that sucks

ggwp

>>13153502
Filtered

>>13153502
What's the game plan for today? Currently in the process of imploding my portfolio, but I did collect $0.41 in dividends which is nice.

>>13153498
I think I should work on SL instead. Im taking profits but I could jump out at -4% instead I'm -25 already. I'm taking profits, I'm not taking losses till it's too late. Wonder how long can market be pricing in same shit.

>>13153535
I have no fucking idea. Friday is literally free money day in 2019. I was scalping whole day today and if not fucking last trade I'd be out of here sitting on sidelines. Guess not we need to turn this ship around somehow. How's volatility vs put doing btw? Did you manage to get higher return prior to close ?

>>13153538
I recon we're pricing in 0 rate hikes for next year right now.

>>13153557
nah i got greedy and didn't close, now i am kill

VZ better give good gains today after dropping 3% in one fucking day. If my calls aren’t green today I’m gonna lose everything.

>>13153572
everything is gonna be up on the open
where we go from there, though...
I feel like the market will be up today.

what VZ price do you need to hold even? how much are you gonna lose if it's flat?

>>13153565
Stoch is implying this market wants higher and technically we broke gay line so it should go parabolic but I know too much about economy to brainlessly charge with bulls and make money so let's hope for reverse even though everything looks like long for now.

>>13153561
Yep. Looks like it. Yield reversed on 3M - 10Y too. This is just circus in vacuum.

>>13153600
I’m up 10% as it stands right now. They’re $59 calls for 4/5. I think if it drops down to around 58.9x or lower I’m FUCKED. I’m gonna lose my FUCKING house.

>>13153665
Serves you right for trading options

>>13153665
with those stakes are you gonna sell for profit or ride into the sunset? 4/5 is a whole week away

>>13153683
I’m just larping you fucking dweeb
>>13153684
Honestly not sure, let’s see what happens when market opens

>>13153602
>I know too much about economy to brainlessly charge with bulls and make money so let's hope for reverse even though everything looks like long for now.
>let's hope
>even though [insert real circumstances]
I don't want to be mean, and believe me ive been stuck in this line of thought many times, but this isn't just hope, its cope.

>inb4 oil spike was a p&d to squeeze bears before the real downturn starts

Fuck this rigged market

>>13153665
>Emphasizing "fucking" in part of the sentence.
You have to go back.

ahem, excuse me. if i can have your attention pls

THIS

MARKET

WANTS

HIGHER

>already up 1.29 percent pre market

I might just be able to squeeze out a neutral week yet bros

Should've shorted foreskins not oil

AMRS - sold

looking for what to buy today
how greedy do I want to be

When can we expect news how the trade deal negotiations with China went?

>>13153754
Obsessed

omg it's still going up...

Bears literally SEETHING right now

>>13153857
I don't consider myself a full bear but honestly I love easy green days where the VIX drops like a rock
then I can plan my next short move.
I dislike the intermediate 'is it gonna drop or is it gonna moon' days where VIX is already sort of high and puts aren't cheap

today is sunshine and rainbows if we start up

Man I probably should have red a book on how to trade. If the average trader reads 2, that would make me a well below average trader.

>>13153904
nigga u should have red a book period

>>13152583
It's hard. One bad day can wipe out 10 good days. Reinvesting with a larger bankroll from winnings is called pyramiding and it increases the volatility of your account exponentially. Remember that exponential gains means exponential losses. I'm trying to tell you to move slowly and take profit, the trader's downfall often comes after a big win.

Lol

PLEASE ADMA PUMP ALREADY I BOUGHT AT 4.17

!

>>13153949

>LPTX earnings not out

I hate this company and am tired of dealing with them

>I cant wait to trade Lyft

Jews comin' in hot...

>72$ a share, what a bargain!

>>13154057
Lyft should be like $17.50 by next month

>>13153904
I read 2 lol

>>13154077
overvalued.

is there any reason not to sell right away on the first big green candle of the day then buy back (for hopefully cheaper) at noon?

>>13154077

I'm saying <10$

>>13153785
the dildo was overbought atleast

I didnt sell pre market today so everything's gonna crash, sorry guys

>>13152516
Probably also worth mentioning that REIT dividends never become preferred so they always get taxed as income instead of capital gains.

>>13154096
try it and let us know how it goes

>>13152791
Everything that isn't 'Merica is going to go down the toilet in the next decade. Watch some Peter Zeihan videos.

>>13154116
i've always wanted to do it, but never have the balls to actually do it, but next week i'm gonna test some radical (retarded) new trading strats and that's gonna be one of em

>>13154141
the problem you're going to run into is that the stock isn't going to open at 72, it's going to open at like 90.

Ahhh GBR is at it again.

GBR wew

What’d I say about them CRON puts fellas?

>>13154127
I'm not going to do that.

Why is that going to happen?

How do I short Lyft ?
>>13154182
Zeihan is still stuck in 70s.

>pre IPO dmagae control

What kind of retards are actually gonna buy this shit

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

>>13154163
take profits fren, CRON is eventually going to the moon and taking my MO with it

>>13154222
wait a week

>>13154182
Demographics and shale oil means America can pull up the ladder and let the rest of the world burn. Europe is going to have the same ratio of productive citizens to useless shitskin parasites as South Africa.
Zeihan isn't perfect, though. He doesn't take into account that America is a puppet state of Israel and China is going to leave a few niggers alive in zoos when they hollow out Africa for its resources.

>>13154227

>>13154239
yo fuck drivers, what about soon to be bagholding shareholders.

>not buying the ipo
never going to make it

>>13154239
>>13154260
if you buy that shit for $70 a share they should give you discounts or something damn

also how is some app that organizes drivers worth 20B while Smith&Wesson is at 500M right now. 1/40th. I want my country back

>>13154265
where's the growth to come from? every city I've been in is saturated with ride share. even if Ai comes along, why would that spark massive growth as the drivers are already paid like shit.

It's funny but where I am we have similar thing to lift and Uber from local Google like company and in comparison they have profits not losses, market share is higher and they're doing fine. Good thing is nobody actually compares numbers nowadays so it's easier to grab good shit.

Is lyft gonna spike the market or tank it?

Literally why did VZ decide to form the largest red candle in months literally the day I buy. JUST

Ok... so the large specs no longer even hide that they manipulate the market to short squeeze retail oil bears... Im fine with this

>actually hold for once
>market holds
>portfolio plummets anyways

>>13154227
fresh-faced retail that don't realize they're going to get dumped on

>>13154287
acquiring other forms of transportation as lyft has been doing with bikes and scooters

taking away market share from uber

going global like uber and partner/acquiring ride sharing services globally

or being acquired

they can turn a profit quite fast once they stop advertising. all young companies are in super growth and focus on advertising to spread market share

I'm a newfag what do I invest in

>>13154343

kneepads

>>13154343
A paintbrush

Is the market just gonna be flat until lyft ipo?

>Sherwin-Williams trades at over 400$ a share


Holy shit why am I so poor

>>13154343
don't follow others you will lose money.

>>13154343
I told another newfag yesterday to buy UAMY, it's up 7.9% rn. My idea still stands I think it's going higher

>>13154379
Any advice or things I should read to learn?

>>13154373

Because you ain't got no Sherwin Williams.

>>13154390
you can start by learning how to read charts. also trust the chart and don't get emotional when your money is fluctuating. I got emotional from CRON when the chart was telling it was breaking down and I lost money from being emotional.

>>13154331
fair enough.

You can still get in on SEEL. It’s pretty much following the last P&D, just make your exit Monday morning

>>13154390

Just trade purely based on intuition, your IQ seems high, 50% of the time it works 100% of the time

>>13152791
SDYL is the patricians choice for dividends

Why won’t apple go up fucking fuck why did I buy calls for the 5th

>>13154441
Even the smartest man falls for psychological traps, the classics being greed, FUD and FOMO

someone somewhere is gonna have to explain to me how Sony isn't a good buy at these prices

I don't get it

I'm buying gun stocks, SNE, and MD today. my mind is made up

>>13154473
Kek this would take shitposting to a different dimension here

>>13154492
This is why autists who feel no emotions are billionaire market makers.

>>13154492
Spy tanking fuck my life. The day I decide to be bullish

>>13153773
And I lost all the pre market gains and dropped like a rock.

>>13154508
This you have to drop your feelings to make.
Fear,hope, greed,uncertainty and doubt. You have leave it all behind

>>13154515
Don't let your emotions slow your decision process. Instead ask yourself: Considering the circumstances, what is the right thing to do?
see for example pic in>>13153557
fridays usually end green

>>13154515
Bears are in control on the 5 min chart.

>>13154537
I’m mad that i didn’t buy on the dip to maxxx my gains. I expect today to end green

>>13154537
But also on the other hand FUCKING VERIZON PLEASE GO UP PLEASE GOD IM BEGGING YOU IM DOWN 50% OF MY PORTFOLIO THIS WEEK IM SO DESPERATE MOMMY PLEASE

>>13154552
kek

I keep on reading about an atvi internal meeting leak, am I being lied to?

>lyft IPO valued at $70
What are these people smoking?

>>13154562
It’s honestly what I deserve. I made 93$ (150%) off a SPY put last week and I knew I should have taken the first few days of this week off so I wouldnt ride that high and try to make a risky trade. 1 bad MCD call, 1 bad SPY put, 1 bad DKS put, and 1 bad VZ call later here I am.

>>13154590
>JUST

>>13154163

Based.

>>13154589
I just put in a bid for 5 bucks for shits and giggles

>>13154590
>>13154616
Youre still just starting out, so
>It’s honestly what I deserve.
should be seen that you deserve to learn a good lesson, about the market and yourself

>>13154626

>flash crash to $0.50

tfw you're the new owner of Lyft

>>13154640
Reginald Lyft Esq. III

>>13154637
Man if I had my fucking daytrades I’d be golden. But that 150% SPY gain last week put me in PDT territory. I’m gonna yolo all-in short LYFT at the highest possible price today then I’m leaving this clownworld market until June 22nd when I get my daytrades back.

>$72

> $72
Imagine.

>>13153154
>>13153163
Only buy if you're prepared to hold until the big crash, which is likely months away. In that respect, SDS is better since it's only 2x and thus doesn't degrade as much over time. The potential upside is likely 80%, so taking even a 15% market growth hit of 30% would still be worth it. Of course, you can wait longer to try to get the full 80%, but that will probably be even more risky, since it's just as likely you miss the initial fall or buy a bottom if you accidentally mistake a temporary bear market for the real thing.

Now's not a bad time to buy SDS, all things considered. I bought at $35, and it's at $33.5 right now. Maybe put in a limit order for $33 or $32.

Is this a good put play? Someone keeps fucking pumping cron everyday so im worried

>>13154652
>i’m gonna yolo all-in short
I hope money doesn't matter as little to you as you imply
How can you learn if you don't care about the subject material?

>>13154343
DG

Good low price investment for a poorfag?

>>13154652
Honestly I've been doing better since I got a PDT flag. Knowing I don't have that easy out has given me more incentive to plan ahead and stick to the plan. Not to imply any beneficent intent behind the thing, but hey lemonade

GDOT
...
GDOT!

>>13154745
Ford and Nokia

Any of the penny memestocks you see being shilled here

>>13154745
UAMY

>>13154759
That's the last straw, I'm dumping it

>>13154768
>>13154745
>ford
This, they give outstanding dividends for such a low priced stock.

>>13154790
bullish

>>13154797
haha beat me to it

Here's a new game:

Take a position and start masturbating at the same exact time. You have to blow your load before your position flashes negative. It will intensify the experience.

>PHIO

LYFT to open up at minimum $86 a share

opening up in 15-20mins

>>13154849
my cousin who works at the NYSE said it'll be not less than 110

>>13154855
My dad works at Nintendo and he said 258 close

>>13154855
>>13154863

Got me 1000 contracts on ICC, how fucked am I?

Is it even worth buying any options for Lyft when they do come out in a week? I think if there is enough momentum, the price could keep going up, but the first real event where it could go sinking like the Titanic is when the insider trading restrictions are "lyfted" and there is a flood of shares on the market. If I recall, that should be within 90 days.

could prolly ease on longs for nao

>>13154887
no idea, but what are the contracts?
who do you even buy 1000 contracts from when the avg vol is 1.5K?

>>13154882
the only people who will make money on this are the book runners and the asshole selling out.

>>13154849
>LYFT
>EPS
>-43.04

thats...thats pretty damn bad

>>13154882
Hahahaha and ppl here thought negative yield bonds are dumb purchase at -0.05%. This shit is 100x worse.

it's happening again

$87 and growing

>>13154921
i'm going to keep this 1 share of NAK in my portfolio as a good luck charm

>>13154900
At 0,30~ , I have no fucking idea.

>>13154915
lmao

>>13154930
>>13154921
GALT's 1 year price action is like a swing trader's dream

>>13154933
fucking yuros, commas are for mid sentences periods are for separation. thats why there are commas in the whole number and period denoted the difference between a whole number and a fraction.

I know we fucked up with not adopting the metric system but your bullshitting number markings is fucking retarded

alright we start at 87.

everyone place your EOD Lyft bets

I'm going with a boring $84/share

>close your position with amazing profit, huge win

>immediate regret and feelings of fomo

how do I stop this

>>13154928

>>13154992
just don't look after you close. Focus on the next big thing in your strategy

>>13154992
more positions, don't get emotionally attached to one.
you can have some positions that you watch closer than others, but you shouldn't feel a strong emotional attachment

unless it's a food stock, in which case don't sell just buy more

Good morning, Reddit!

I've been pinching pennies for months by only buying gas station sushi, exclusively going out to eat at McDonald's, and switching from a 10 minute drive to work to a 90 minute walk to save on gas. In total, I've scrounged together about 300 bucks into my savings account.

I was thinking about treating myself with a new electronic vibrator so that I can stop jacking my bhole with the handle of a kitchen knife, but I've decided that I'm going to be #frugal instead.

I'm thinking of investing the 300 dollars evenly between CERU, DRYS, and SPXU.
Anybody think they have a better idea? :^)

Also, a quick pro-tip: always sell at the end of a red day in order to cut your losses.

looks like bitcorn silently climbing still

>>13155008
HMNY

>>13155023
Long overdue for a rebound! Thank you, kind sirs

GDOT! I can’t decide! Do I take the profits or trust the rally? Really think this one has got the power.

>>13154992
FOMO on missing out on further rally. Exactly what I’m dealing with.

>>13154777
Honk honk!

>>13154773
I am pro-money. Not sure why you’re anti.

>>13154976
For the decimal separator you use commas and for the thousands separator you use points.

Not every yuro does it the same though, thats just how we do it in germany.

>buy lyft now!!!!

Yo wtf, trading equities isn't that hard, why are you fags trading REITs and ETFs?

>>13155068
Fucking nailed it.
>P/E ratio is about -2

>>13155081
Kek.

>>13155068
>>buy lyft now!!!!

No

>straight to 0 on open


A man can dream

>>13154985

No, it's going to drop rapidly, I say we end up in the 70s and below 50 by next week's end.

>86.30

>>13155141
It could easily cruise until uber IPOs and people forget about it.

Weimo!

>>13155134
as someone who browses /co/ and has a sizable comic collection, this gif is spot on...marvel comics is a fucking trainwreck of onions right now

>TYHT is actually doing it

REMINDER THAT WERE 9-12 MONTHS AWAY FROM A RECESSION

Stock up on consumer defensive, energy and dollar store stocks. funnel cash to a high yield savings account and wait for the bottom to get steady then DCA your way back up to Gainsville

>>13155189
How bout DC?

Haven’t seen any of them since UUUU

Thinking I might try and short sell the lyft stock. Seems that this golden opportunity will mostly be gone by the time it's open for option trading.

>>13155211
>How bout DC?
They signed Brian Michael Bendis to an exclusive contract; you do the math on that one.

>>13155220
doubt there would be shares available to borrow yet

>>13155141
how do I short this on robinhood

>>13154777
checked

>>13155231
I'll see on monday when my transfer goes through. If not, oh well.

>>13155206
t. dollar store employee

>>13155189
>.marvel comics is a fucking trainwreck of onions right now

It's basically all scifi/geek culture has been over run with SJW nonsense.

Is citron still holding NIo or did they completely pump and dump it?

REEEEE WHY DOESNT LYFT HAVE OPTIONS ON RH YET

>LYFT STOCK SOARS AFTER IPO


>Shares of Lyft Inc. LYFT, +15.90% are up 22% in morning trading Friday following the ride-hailing company's initial public offering. The first trade was executed for $87.24 at 11:48 Eastern time. Shares recently changed hands at $86.62, above the stock's $72 IPO price, which marked the high end of its upwardly revised range. Lyft's IPO comes at the S&P 500 SPX, +0.36% has risen 13% on the year and as the Renaissance IPO ETF IPO, +0.23% has gained 31%.


Kek so much damage control

>>13155206
Did the 2yr/10yr invert yet?

>>13155317
Such a crock of shit

It opened at 87 - all the IPO talk makes it seem like you could get in at 72

>>13155278
Look at that smug piece of shit kek

>>13155278
>>13155227
So, buy Games Workshop stock?

>>13155316
Germans memeing over here

>>13155333
>Look at that smug piece of shit kek

From what we can tell, she has been fired. Nothing public was said, but, her name has just disappeared.

>>13155326
I heard that it's still just the 3mo/10yr
Pretty gayyyy

>>13155338
Then sell when they make female space marines

>>13155326
no

>>13155351
wendig that literal cuck got fired from his starwars writing gig. what a fucking dipshit

>>13155351
>Fired
No fucking way. Justice actually got served for once?

>>13155362
Close enough for clickbait, lol.

>>13155377
but the 3M 10YR did, and that is the actual most accurate predictor of recessions. it only inverted for a small while, but it still inverted. i'm playing it safe and stockpiling some cash in my emergency savings. while still DCAing on the way up and down

>>13155378
>wendig that literal cuck got fired from his starwars writing gig. what a fucking dipshit

I am surprised kemp has not been canned yet.

>>13155382
Wikipedia references the 3mo/10yr
This is some bullshit

>>13155395
stop parroting what others say about the yield curve, makes you sound retarded

>>13155381
>Justice actually got served for once?

Not until Crazy KK is gone.

>>13155395
I heard 3mo/10yr is for academics and that the 2yr/10yr is more statistically backed?

>>13155375
https://www.tradingview.com/symbols/LSE-GAW/
Wth happened in 2016? The stock went parabolic.

>>13155395
after inversion we always goes to new ath. Bears about to get cucked hard lmao

bullish bias

>>13155397
>disagreeing with me politically makes me despise you.
And they wonder why Trump won.

>bleeding out in TVIX
How do I find an exit point?!
I’m goncerned. If we get a trade deal announcement this weekend...

But there was just some chatter about rate hikes from the fed, and holy shit Brexit just keeps getting dumber.

>>13155444
>laughs in bull

>>13155469
just sell it
there is no good exit point in TVIX, it's only going to decay more and more if the market isn't in freefall

>>13155401
>Me: 2+2 =4
>You: stop parroting what others say about math, makes you sound retarded

Setting limit order for lyft shortsell right now. What do you think's a good estimate for a high? Leaning towards 90

>>13155395
Wtf is DCAing?

Tim Apple PULL UP

>>13155514
>he shorted it?
>activate FOMO

LYFT

>>13155514
Ah shame, ally says it's not available for short today. Will maybe try next week depending on what it does.

>>13155528

>>13155528

>>13155417
they started actually attaching their name to good videogames

>>13155555
>quint quints
FUUUUUUUCK
I HAVE A CHANCE TO GET WITH BASED TIM!!!!

>>13155555
checked and gaypilled

>>13155570
I want to FUCK that wojak.

Doubled down on the ESPR calls today. Looking for a 42-50 exit. Would net me a cool grand and a half at the lowest

>>13155486
>Kudlow going to pimp the trade deal on CNBC at 2:30
You’re right. I gotta get out, Kudzy always tries to calm folks down and stroke the market.

>>13155555
checked and fagfilled

If you are an investment banker, and you settle into your seat on a train after a long day of doing investment banking, and the person sitting next to you is also an investment banker, a competitor, and not only that but he is doing investment banking right now, and not only that but you can see his email and figure out what company he is working for and what deal he is working on, what should you do?

There is a correct answer, and you are not going to like it, but it is: You should get out your phone and, carefully and casually and without letting him see your screen, you should email the people back at your office and try to get them to pitch his client right now and take the deal away from him, or at least get a role in it. Then your colleagues will scramble to use the information you gather to put together, within the hour, a compelling pitch to the client, and they will call the client and present their credentials and make their pitch, and the client will say “wait how did you even know we were doing a deal, it is secret,” and your colleagues will smugly reply “we are investment bankers, it is our business to know what deals are going on, and we are very good at our business, also by the way if I were you I’d have some questions for your current bankers about leaks,” and the client will be impressed and hire your bank and fire the other guy’s bank.

Ideally all of this will happen while you are still on the train, and the client will call the other guy and be like “never mind, you’re fired,” and he’ll slump in his seat looking stricken and confused, and then your phone will ring and you’ll loudly answer it “why hello Mr. Client, yes it is a pleasure to be working with you on this deal,” and he will turn to you with slowly dawning understanding, and then that’s it, you win, you have done the very best investment banking thing ever, no one will ever top this story, you have completed the final level and passed into investment banking Nirvana.

I’m telling you guys NIO is as cheap as you will ever buy it for. Stop ignoring the stock that will hit 20 dollars by 2022

>>13155666
>only 100% a year
Satan, might as well bury my money under a tree

>>13155666
risk return here is not good, its basically fighting to not be delisted. If 5 breaks, its bad news. Wait for it to decide which way it wants to go.

>>13154077
this, unless you OWN THE IPO SHARES then there is absolutely no point in buying it. overvalued 100x

>>13155537
natural gas

>>13155518
dollar cost averaging

basically just putting money into the market on a scheduled basis at regular intervals instead of attempting to time the market

bitches love round numbers

Lmao

lyft stabilized at 80

>>13155699
The stock has bottomed at 4.90 and has been unable to break under that for the entire week. You are a fool if you don’t see this as the bottom

>Warren Buffett said Berkshire Hathaway Inc.’s investment in Delta Air Lines Inc. rose above his comfort threshold by mistake.

>The stake climbed when Delta bought back its own stock and Berkshire increased its holdings, according to regulatory filings this month.

>Then it gets a little weird though:

>“What I didn’t realize was that that purchase had taken us over 10 percent,” Buffett said Thursday in an interview with CNBC. “I was already in territory I didn’t plan to get, so I just decided to buy a whole lot more stock.”

>“I mean, once I’d lost my virginity essentially, I thought, why stop at one, you know,” he went on, because of course he did. The Oracle of Omaha! The Mayor of Graham-and-Doddsville! The greatest fundamental investor, and greatest explainer of fundamental investing, in history! And he goes on television to be like “oh yeah my investment rationale here was that I accidentally bought too much stock and I figured the way to fix that was to buy more stock.”

What the fuck Warren?

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>>13155778
IPOlets do you even lyft?

When do I buy Viking Therapeutics puts? Its running toward the investor conferences on April 4th and 9th
Right now, then sell Monday after the morning dump? Then another on the 7th?

>>13155780
Bottoms are events not a process

>Gal GDOT giving back my sweet gains
GDOT!

>very safe and boring investor
>just shove my money in index funds
>still love coming here and speculating with everyone

Anyone else do this? I feel autistic but it's pretty fun to watch everyone

>>13155830
its fun because you realize you are superior to all of them and make better gains and always will

What is this pattern called, /smg/?

>>13155856
That's the Banker's Swandive.

>>13155830
Nah m8 for me rh is a replacement for gacha. Spend $100 a month for the privilege of trying weird strats in a fun game and watching the numbers go up and down. Very enjoyable

>>13155856
island reversal

Alright /biz/. Just made 90$ on a TTWO call. What should I reinvest it in? Make me turn it into $200 by Monday

>>13155883
Buy 5 calls on MO hitting 68.5 by next Friday

>>13155856
-sin(x)/x

>>13155856
Iceberg Slim

Opinions on TLT/MUB in the next week? Lots of traders opinions seemed to expected it to keep rising past the bump to 126, but that trend reversed today. Opportunity, or the end of the ride?

>>13155206
Finally a useful reminder.
>>13155787
Can we short yet?

>>13155856

Spotty-flow

>>13155338
Unironically a good buy.

>>13155988
>Can we short yet?
Doesn't look like it

>>13155781
based 99 year old loses his v card finally
warren is number one no denying it

Any long timer APPL holders that can tell me how long it usually takes for them to recover from the catalyst play dump?

Bonbardier why u dump?

>>13155417
They turned their business around. Now they actually announce shit. Fix broken things in the game. And every army is playable. + they now release gorgeous models.

Fucking lyft you piece of shit.

Any Canadian that use Wealthsimple for trading? If not, what do you use?

>>13156063

Went full retard, huh?

You guys are FOOLS NIO will be over 20 dollars in the future and you are all ignoring it I feel bad no one is listening or sees the potential. It launched the ES8 a premium suv in dec 2017 and for 2018 delivered over 10,000. Pay attention this company has room for growth

>>13156081
Full retard, and I can't get that fucking baby shark song out of my head!! I don't think there's enough liquor in my local store for this weekend..

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>>13156169
why are you treating the company like a $30k mcap shitcoin? shilling it here isn't going to do anything.

I like to think there's a bunch of Jews sitting in a room controlling the prices with Pullies and levers, kvetching and and gawking at their godlike grasp of the market.

lol Build a Bear workshop has its own stock

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>>13153168
:) Thinking about placing one more order but for now holding my 15% rule on companies like this.

Thinking about shorting silver after buying more SPTL

>>13156189
Im not shilling im getting the word out so I can screencap the post and post in the future to show if people actually stopped calling this company a dead end because reddit doesnt like it they could of made money

>>13156169
Stop your delusions and get out while you still can

>>13156287
Relax and buy more. Me never tell anyone about stuff I'm currently buying till I form position large enough and sell targets are already in place. No sell targets on NIO for now so we chilling. My avg is closing to 6 with this 5$ sale

>kudlow wants fed to cut rates immediately
What did he mean by this?

>>13156345
It means economy is doing great, everything is well, debt is good, earnings don't matter.

NEW THREAD!!

>>13156367
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>>13156367

We have LYFT off!

>>13155003
haven't seen you in a while gommie. How's your portfolio doing after DG fell 8%?

How long until options open up for $LYFT on Robinhood?

Should I sell my TVIX shares?

>>13156030
3 months

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