/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>13148468
my gf never stops complaining about the vacation we are never on. Honestly I don't give a fuck about vacations.

>>13148506
>>13148468
have you tried eating their assholes? if they stop being assholes but are still being cunts then you need to eat their cunts.

if it still doesn't work you bros need to go on a vacation - but plan it out a few months in advance so you can save.

Alternatively invest in time shares

>>13148532
Ahahaha I might try that

>>13148506

Anon, the worst part is I get, "You can afford to spend all that money on that Bitcoin bullshit but we can't afford to go on vacation?" "I know you cheap ass has money"

I fucking paid off the townhouse with money off Bitcoin you bitch.

>>13148468
>>13148506
>>13148532
>>13148565
>>13148558
break up and put the money saved on food into LINK.

>>13148592
BASED

>2019
>spending all your time/resources pleasing a girl like a thirsty boy
just no

>>13148468
and he literally eats the 1$ burger
jew level over 9000

>>13148592

Sadly I am not an incel NEET and I need regular pussy. Every time I do the single thing, I end up spending a ton of money on fucking escorts. So having a gf turns out less expensive. And I am not chad enough to pull a fuck date the caliber of my gf every week.

you sound desperate anon. That's just sad. Wasting all your money on escorts and self-absorbed women. Looks like you got cuck-pilled pretty bad. I learned my lesson. Have fun though.

>>13148468
stop wasting her time, if you are not sure about her. You are consuming her prime breeding years with your autistic need for pussy

Just date a dude. they're epicer

Warren is nothing more than a world class snake oil salesmen

>>13149043
Buffett-sama is the best investor to ever live.

>>13148468
This guy most likely has an assistant that does everything you're supposed to use your phone for and more.

>>13149389
yeah she does all his emails...she's basically his office mommy while he does nothing but read.

>>13148468
He knows what the radiation will do to his old ass

>>13149509
Kek

>>13148468
It's obv cause he doesn't want the company listening to what he says.

>>13148649
Imagine being more pathetic than an incel NEET.

>Flip Phone
Patrician's choice

Based Buffet.

Apple is absolute trash. But they've convinced everyone they're trendy and cool to the point it's now ingrained in everyone's brain.

>>13148506
What is it with bitches and vacations? Like why do you have to go somewhere else to have fun?

>>13148468
Well here let me clear this up anon.

Buffet is an important man, who is very smart, and is trying to achieve objectives with his life, and change the world for the better by building great business. He chooses a phone which allows him to focus on these goals, and avoid distractions.

Your GF on the other hand is a women and women don't do things of consequence. They just emulate others so they can be agreeable and liked. In that pursuit, a phone helps them keep track of what others are doing.

>>13150468

Keeping up with the Joneses meta has shifted now that it's easy to fill your house with garbage.

>>13148468

flip phones are legit.

I've thought about saying fuck it, abandoning smartphones, and getting a RAZR V3
They still look so damned sleek
Still, being able to shitpost remotely with some soulless black slab for way less than a shitty 00s talk and text plan is appealing..

This was my first phone back in highschool, it was basically a knock off of >>13150831 some random w8i23 type name. So fuckin' sleek could rip that t-9 under my desk like it was nobodies business.

>>13151062
and receiving 50x50 pixel noodz on these things is absolute kino

>>13151070
but going on the internet on those things was an abomination.

>>13150831
hello moto

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-jT-cbuZbs

>>13148468
He's being practical. There's no need to buy something with features that you don't need. Many people who buy smart phones only use a amount of their functionality.

>>13148468
>https://www.dailydot.com/irl/android-relationship-iphone/
>https://gizmodo.com/im-buying-an-iphone-because-im-ashamed-of-my-green-bubb-1787965756
>https://twitter.com/search?q=%22green%20bubble%22&src=typd

Yeah i bought Lumia 1020 5 years ago, and im still using it.
See no reason to switch, it has everything i need, its also very tough, so i can throw it around and dont worry about glass cracking or aluminium body bending.

>>13151193
holy fuck
the last of the windows phonemen