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no, but at least im not the insecure asshole bragging on 4chan

>>13141558
fuck u OP

>>13141558
i hope u fuck up

chew on some dick op

>>13141558
it's too late.

>>13141558
How do I get to where you are senpai? I’m 18 and clueless about life.

>>13141558
Im jealous OP. Good job, I wish life was that good to me. But I'm still not giving up. I hope i can join you in the moon.

>>13141558
I'm trying to make $50 in free stellar through quizzes in the middle of the night, so I'll say no

>>13141558
All of that is overrated as fuck besides the 250k net worth and the gf. Good job on those. What are your crypto holdings?

>>13141558
Fuck everyone else in this thread. Great job op, keep up the good work

>>13141558
youre going to fuck up soon. guranteed. also fuck you.

The no previous relationships is the best part, good work my man, keep it up

Whenever I life moon it’s almost always followed by a life bear market. Maybe I get too complacent at the top

>>13141558
mooning downward

>>13141558
>qt gf with no previous relationships
That’s what she say until you realize she have a kid

Do you ingest anything containing caffeine?

>>13141558
>Recently just took up the habit of smoking weed every night to deal with the stress of starting a business.
>Invested 300,000 in the business.
>Can already feel myself not giving as much as a fuck if it succeeds because even laying on a piece of cardboard on the floor when you're high feels just as good as sleeping in a mansion.

Shit.

>>13141734
>Weed makes him high
lol

>>13141734
maybe money isn't the answer you're looking for

>>13141558
same here man, got 2 job offers, started my own business, and just genuinely in a good mood. I don't feel like I'm trapped in a corner anymore.

32 yr old. it's never too late guys

>>13141558
What do you do op?

>>13141558
Ill take your job OP if you're not careful ;)

>>13141558
short it

>>13141816
I'm 32 and this is the position I'd like to be in

I came rocketing into adulthood, woefully unprepared

>>13141558
your girl is a 6.5, emerging 6 pack means youre still fat, and no previous relationships at 25 means you're a weird faggot who wasn't worth loving for the first 15 conscious years of his life.

I'll keep my 90k and not an utter faggot, thanks

>>13141977

You misread the relationship part

>>13141558
>gf with no previous relationship
Ignorance is bliss

I've been nicotine free for 10 days and eating way healthier. The rest of my life is still shit but I dont even care. I've been smoking/chewing for 13 years and it's all over. Fuckin finally.

>>13142105
Youll be back before you know it

>>13141558
no its one long consolidation over what the good life is and when it should all end

>>13141734
weed is supposed to give you extreme anxiety about anything you think about, not sure what you're smoking anon.

>>13141558
i want to believe bro, but its kind of hard im happy for you anyways

>25
>58,000k income 90,000K at EOY when I finnish this grad program
> QT fiance who loves me dearly

To think I was a worthless neet just two years ago

>27
>full time wage slave for 21k/year (after taxes)
>live at home
>23k net worth
>Chron's disease
>girls think I'm a creep
>guys think I'm an easy target and bully me
>family clearly disappointed

Still the best time of my life. I've never had this much money + a stable job. One of these days I'm going to kill myself.

>>13142193
Start lifting and tell the guys to fuck off. Also, don't be a creep.

>>13141975
no one is prepared for this cluster fuck called life. You got to find that thing that makes you jump out of bed in morning. I was literally a neet thinking about blowing my head off every night 6 months ago. Find your muse.

>>13141558
>qt gf with no previous relationships
Someone redpill me on why this is a good thing

>>13142118
For most people it does, unironically the best cure for this anxiety short term is smoking more weed

>43
>morbidly obese (320lb at 5' 7")
>unemployed
>no education
>recently "fired" from moderating a forum I used to love
>10 year anniversary of no gf
>under investigation for disability fraud

I wish I was lying about a single thing

>>13142118
>>13142241
too much variables when it comes to weed.
Terpene profiles and grow conditions. It is complete alchemy.

>>13142234
Being a girl's first will ensure proper pair bonding, which is necessary for a healthy long-term relationship. The more men a woman has been with, the harder it will be to please her, the less exciting every experience will be to her, and the less close the two of you will be able to be. There will always be those memories of her past relationships, sexual experiences, etc. etc. which will in a sense taint all of your own experiences together.

>>13142292

>>13141558
Clearly a larp, I was that age once anyway and thought I owned the world. Life is full of ups and downs and you will at some point disappoint yourself.

>>13141558

Actually yeah, 2019 has been the best year I have had in years for now.

>>13142252
tell them you are addicted to online gambling and are seeking help

you should be fine

>>13141558
>new job offer with more money than I ever made before
>mental issues slowly improving after putting in tons of work
>improved relationships with good frens
>about to move out of mommys basement
>got tested negative for HIV after banging dozens of third world hookers and multiple condoms breaking
life is pretty gud desu senpai