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Fuck posting anime as OP edition

>I'm new to the stock market, what stocks should I buy?
Before you buy anything, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.

List of popular brokers:
https://pastebin.com/mrSchZPg

List of basic stock market terminology for newfags:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

Real-time market news:
https://thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth technical analysis charts:
http://www.tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
https://pastebin.com/y9PRQLR3

Earnings Report Calendars:
https://calendar.google.com/calendar/embed?src=moonmissioncontrol2.0%40gmail.com
https://biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar

Pump and Dump Advertising:
https://stocktwits.com

Boomer Investing 101
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

Suggested books:
https://pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

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>> No.13103944

>>13103942
nggers

>> No.13103957
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SHORT EVERYTHING

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buy sqqq

>> No.13103984

BUY THE DIP

>> No.13103990

Just checked out r/wallstreetbets for the first time
They’re basically the same as this place except they say autism a lot more, and they don’t have tripfag hugsessions.

And the people pretending to be retarded/children don’t use qt anime pictures.

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>>13103990
Buy TLT

>> No.13104008

>4% return
Why?

>> No.13104071

the funds have extremely high sharpe ratios relative to whatever you can do with cybercoins

>> No.13104158

>>13103984
THIS D E S U

GET READY YOU FUCKING NIGGERS. RETRACE TO ABOUT 2750-2775 AND THEN THE RALLY CONTINUES

THIS IS THE LAST DIP EVER

DON'T MISS YOUR CHANCE TO GET IN ON THE BIGGEST BULL MARKET EVER THANKS TO PRESIDENT TRUMP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.13104219

>>13103984
buying the dip on good news. the market should be green on Monday.

>> No.13104241

>>13104158
Dumbass

>> No.13104245

Assuming your portfolio is big enough to bring in enough dividend income to live on, if you quit your job and don't have any "ordinary income" (including short term capital gains, I guess), would your qualified dividends really be taxed at 0%?

https://www.investopedia.com/terms/q/qualifieddividend.asp
>The tax rate on qualified dividends for investors that have ordinary income taxed at 10% or 15% is 0%.

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>>13104245
Threadly reminder that dividends are your frens.

>> No.13104679

Hey guys

I just started to look into option trading and I have a simple question.

A call is basically a leveraged stock purchase, right? If you had a huge bank roll, is there any reason you would ever want to purchase call contracts rather than just buying the underlying stock? Even if you only plan on holding the stock for a week, it seems like that is better than buying a call that expires in a week, provided that you have enough money to finance it.

Am I missing something? You're basically just paying an (arguably large) premium to hedge against getting royally fucked if the price of the stock drops a huge amount and you can't afford it.

>> No.13104736

>>13104679
options can give you more control over your positions. remember that options are bought and sold, any time an options contract comes into existence it is because someone is willing to write a given contract for a given price.
You could imagine yourself an option writer or an option buyer.

Now a leveraged stock purchase would be time-independent and one-dimensional in terms of price movement against the underlying. Options are time dependent, and because for a certain type of option (ex. buying calls) there can be any strike price, you can make more things happen.

The size of the buyer's 'bank roll' isn't super important. The size of the seller's bank roll does matter if they are selling naked calls or something like that.

You are correct that the option buyer pays a large premium for the option contract if the expiry date is far away and/or the option is more in the money. The premium can be smaller for riskier options (short term, out of the money).

basic answer is that it is different, very different. I'd have to draw some graphs and pull out some numbers to really explain the difference, words alone don't really do it

>> No.13104764

>>13104736
Thanks a lot.
>Now a leveraged stock purchase would be time-independent and one-dimensional in terms of price movement against the underlying. Options are time dependent
This in particular helped me see things more clearly.

So, if you were to buy a call option with the sole idea of riding it until the expiration date and exercising the purchase, then it would essentially be a less efficient leveraged stock purchase?

>> No.13104785

>>13104679

>A call is basically a leveraged stock purchase, right? yes

If you had a huge bank roll, is there any reason you would ever want to purchase call contracts rather than just buying the underlying stock? You can purchase a call contract even if you're bearish on the underlying security. Say fucking suck my dick dot com is trading at 100 dollors but you think that shit is fucking not going to continue much longer. you can sell the 101 strike contract, then purchase the 102 contract. the difference in price between the two contracts of what you sold and what you bought will give you like 5 cents, while you risk losing 1 dollar wiith likke a few days of life on the contracts. the stock goes to like 90 bucks, all the options expire OTM and you still pocket 5 cents, while the stock went down and you purchased call contracts. The thing is you actually sold call contracts at the same time, but you hedged vs the uncovered call, since an uncovered call write is basically exposing your self to infinite risk since in theory suck my dick dot com came out with the new make me come harder and out of control 2000 which shot the share price up to 10 millions and being short on those calls woooooo you just have to pay somebody who hit powerball likke 5 times 100 times.


Even if you only plan on holding the stock for a week, it seems like that is better than buying a call that expires in a week, provided that you have enough money to finance it.

>> No.13104788

>>13104764
That depends on what the premium on the calls contracts are and what cost you have to pay for the leveraged stock purchase.
You can buy in-the money options, have the stock go sideways or a little down, and lose a decent amount of money. In that case the leveraged buy would be better. If you buy out of the money short term contracts for cheap and the value of the stock shoots up, the options will surely be better.

you can also use combinations of different option types, strike prices and expiry dates to create really interesting positions.

the best way to understand options, maybe, is to look at graphs of option P/L, and also to look up current/recent options prices. Pick something like some SPY 280 calls/puts of various expiry dates and how much they cost, then watch the values change over time.

https://www.optionsplaybook.com/option-strategies/long-call/

As an investor or trader you should never feel that you need to get involved with options. If you do want to get involved with options and not tend to lose money, you really should be understanding all the math, possible strategies, etc.

>> No.13104806

>>13104788
im going to fucking have so much fun next week. I am going to trade naked options and fucking let the market be my bitch and just ride it each way it lets me till im fucking fat, dumb and happy

>> No.13104823

>>13104785
these bear call spreads are fucking awesome because sometimes you can be dead wrong and the trade goes against your initial prognostication, you can buy to close your short call, then ride the long call... that happened one time when i was shorting volatility, but shit spiked again and im like omg, so i covered like 2 grand worth of the short contracts and rode the long for what ended up being a net gain of like 1200 when all was said and done, i was only trying to make like 20% on my initial risk ended up like getting a fucking stupid return on investment.

>> No.13104832

>>13104788
Fantastic. Thanks for the responses. The graphs help make it clear that just a change in the implied volatility can make a large difference in the option contracts.

I'm looking into options just because I'm bored and it seems like fun. I expect that I'll probably lose money.

>>13104785
I don't completely understand the details of your example, but I think I grasp the basic gist of it. Thanks

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>>13104832
you don't have to start buying and selling options to understand them, you can watch the prices from the sidelines.
note that right now volatility across the board is up, so short term options are trading with a higher premium.


the other important warning is that if you do make money on your early options trading, don't let it go to your head. keep your risk under control, don't put too much money into any single position unless you know enough to control your risk. there are a lot of kids on the internet who make a big gain or two on a risky options play and get wiped out by the next one. If you are buying/selling combinations of options you can limit your risk, but in the long run you are better off buying stocks.

Remember that options trading is zero-sum, no wealth is created, there are winners and losers. Buying equity means investing in a company with (hopefully) positive cash flows. In that case your money will grow because of productivity, and actual wealth creation will occur.

>> No.13104913

>>13104832
yeah its like ii havent slept in a very long time and im fucking not saying it simple. You caught me when i'm physically, mentally, and emotionally exhausted. basically sell an out the money call so it's not immediately excersized and taken off the books, but also buy a call to cover your short call with a further out of the money strike. the further out of the money should be cheaper because it's further out. then when everything expires and goes to 0 you profit uhh the umm net credit from the prices of the contract, while your maximum risk is the difference in the strike price. so like you sell a 90 strike buy a 100 strike max risk 10 dollars (times 100 since we're using 1 contract of 100 shares) and you'll pick up some premium and not even want to purchase the underlying stock since you're full bear on the mother fucker.

>> No.13104931

>>13104913
like say youve got the short 90 and the long 100 and it hits 110 at expiry, you end up having to sell it for 90 but you buy the shit you're selling for 100 and max loss is 10 bucks.

>> No.13104937

>>13104931
even if it goes to uhh 69 million, you still sell it for 90 and still get to buy it for 100 and still lose only 10 dollars.

>> No.13104946

>>13104883
i've blown up an account or 3 before trading heavily on options. they're uhh delicate instruments, and aren't toys. they are incredibly simple and pure, but it's important to manage and mitigate risk. but damn, you can yolo the mother fuckers and get a fucking ten bagger like every fucking day these opportunities happen. i mean i've seen rediculously stupid, 320000% changes in prices overnight on these damn things when like a biopharma r&d mother fucker gets bought out and boom it's fucking amazing, but the greatest thing is... the company did something that fundamentally helped humanity in such a great way, everybody wins... but you could easily lose your ass, and you should remember to live life like money is a non-issue.

>> No.13105021

we hit december lows next week. Buy ____

>> No.13105171

I started last summer last year with €5300 now my portfolio is worth €6900. Feels pretty good I had luck though. The problem now is that I wanna put more and more in the market but I have no idea what to buy. I'm getting addicted to the stock market.

>> No.13105209

>>13105171
sqqq

>> No.13105311
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>dividend reinvestment in my Roth IRA
>no taxes ever on the dividends
>it will just keep jerking itself off for decades until I'm ready to retire

>> No.13105424

>>13105021
PLNT and MTCH

>> No.13105509

>>13105171
i'm would be unhappy with 1600€ profit within a year... on the other hand i lost 7k over the past 6 months

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>>13104001
I said STOP associating my pure waifus Pyra and Mythra to that shit Monster tasting drink

>> No.13106045

Green or Red on Monday?

>> No.13106112

>>13103990
They larp as better autists than the real ones here. They fooled you good

>> No.13106293

What you guys think of ethereum ?

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>>13106293
sounds like a crypto coin

>> No.13106344

>>13104158
What stocks do I buy? I'm new to this.

>> No.13106524

>>13106344
Buy the stocks of companies you think will actually succeed, and are just temporarily down.

It was a lot easier for me to hold apple stock as it kept going down last year, because I knew it would eventually go back up. Sure enough, my only regret is not buying more as it kept going down.

If you’re new, think about the long run more than the exciting day to day ups and downs and fast paced trading. Excitement is an enemy.

>> No.13106525

>>13106045
Probably best to wait till around 11 to buy shit if you catch my drift

>> No.13106558

>>13106045
Red to green day.

>> No.13106594

>>13106045
Circuit breakers

>> No.13106620

>>13104585
I never understood this card until now.

Should have read it as:
BANK pays you Dividend of 25% of your yearly salary.

>> No.13106636

Do you all prefer sector-specific ETFs or individual stocks? I bought 30 shares of VGT back in 2017 and so far it's been doing fairly well.

>> No.13106652

>>13106636
Both. Depends how the market is moving, whether there is divergence from the sector trend on individual stocks or they're all more or less moving in tandem.

>> No.13106785

>>13103942
LCIguy you no really hate anime.... right? ;_;

Y-you just trolling... right?

>> No.13106855

>>13106636
Me watch SPDR sectors very closely and even have very complex properties way of looking at them because it dream to beat SPX consistently for rest of short life

But big problems with buying the ETFs is they just too closely correlated with SPX

TO ME it just seems like it easier to just buy the spy

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ETF's are protected by SIPC insurance?

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>>13103957
Oh shit nigger

>> No.13106954

>>13106868
>Tattoos
>Piercings
Ruined

>> No.13106974

>>13106954
-_-;
How it feel being virgin

>> No.13106995

>>13106785
I don't hate it.. i just don't care for it. It's like country music, I don't hate it but i'll listen to it if thats all thats on. I also don't think that people should saturate their life with one genre of something.

>> No.13107002

>>13104946
>>13104937
>>13104931
happy birthday baggie

>> No.13107041

>>13103957
is this real?
>>9999999

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Should I buy TLT calls or QQQ puts?
Leaning towards puts
>>13106974
How does it feel to cope this hard
>>13104913
Happy birthday

>> No.13107055

>>13106995
shouldn't*

>> No.13107056

Oh noes!

>get excited for fintech stock
>do research
>pick up some shares during price fall on Friday
>find Bruce Kamich article says it “more likely to fall than rise in weeks ahead” based on TA

Is this guy any good or full of shit? This is pretty speculative, which means I’m extra concerned.

>> No.13107057

>>13104241
Please explain to me why I'm a dumbass. What's your basis?

>> No.13107078

>>13107057
10/ 3 yield curves just inverted, thats 70% change of recession within a year. If 10/2 yield invers then it is 100% change

>> No.13107090

>>13107078
How many times has that happened in the past? Also, past performance doesn't guarantee future results. Say your meme curve only inverted the one time, which was before the 2007 financial crisis. Are you seriously going on rely on a sample size of one?

>> No.13107106

In pursuit of diversification, should I buy a bitcoin?

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>>13107090
Look at this graph then.

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spreads on financials next week
NWL gonna double eventually
happy birthday bagshoulder

>>13107078
If youre using historical data you should probably also be aware the market reaches all time highs after each inversion

>> No.13107135

>>13107106
I had same thought recently and I decided to DCA into it too, there is good reason to do so
t. Absolute madman holding physical metals

>> No.13107148

>>13107107
A recession isn't going to happen immediately anyway, like >>13107110 said.

Besides, you said there's a 70% chance. In trading/finance, it's not the probability that matters, but rather the expectation that does. What's the expected drop if there is a recession? What's the expected rise if there isn't a recession? If being long is more profitable (which it looks like it's going to be), why the fuck would I be short?

>> No.13107170

Good reason to get into bitcoin as diversification is the fact that financial institutions acknowledged its existence, genie is out of the bottle and I doubt "Pay with bitcoin" buttons are going away. and if (((bankers))) agree its there I should have it.

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>>13107107
Your graph shows market highs immediately after a recession ends NOT after the inversion flip prior to a recession.

>> No.13107271

>>13107176
recession has lag in reports

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>>13107148
I'm not that anon who said 70%.
In fact, I would say that that an inversion of the yield curve give you a 95% probability of a recession in the next 18 months.
The only where it gave a false positive is in 1966 but even then it marked the beginning of the great stagflation that ended in 1981.
Now, another indicator, the American Chemical Activity Barometer, one of the first things to decrease in the real economy preceding a downturn. It is currently nosediving.
Take that as you will.

>> No.13107301

Yeld curve inversion vs historical performance, together with the prospective of a global contraption makes me think. I don't talk about going all in cash/bonds/gold/sqqq/firearms, but reduce buying for some months (and accumulate some purchasing power) until things are clearer would be wise.

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>>13107301
I have just as much gold as stocks and twice as much silver

>> No.13107537

>>13107458
Of course the labor force participation is bad, i got a 3.4 gpa biochem major and i cant get a job at a lab that wants to pay 13 an hour

>> No.13107548
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>>13107537
it's from a vid that talks about correlation of boomers behavior and FED balance, here's approximation of where balance goes if correlation continues between labor and balance

>> No.13107555

>>13107537
meanwhile 2yr trades making +$30/hr and contributing max with employer match

>> No.13107564

>>13107537
are you a millenial who fell for the 4yr university meme?

>> No.13107592

>>13107537
no shit you can't compete with all those cucks who think 'science fuck yeah bitch' and don't mind doing a shitton of unpaid overtime eksdee, maybe you should have a picked a field without hyped idealistic faggots

>> No.13107601

>>13107537
I have a question for you, my dear burgers: when you talk about dollars per hour, it's after or before taxes?

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>mfw the bull is dead

>> No.13107624

>>13107603
Bearfags say this and then lose hundreds of dollars at the open. Chill

>> No.13107625

>>13107603
the bull will be removed monday at open. December lows retested RT

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>>13107625

>> No.13107660

>>13106954
B&R
>>13106974
cringe

>> No.13107662

>>13107601
before lol

>> No.13107675

>>13107603
another wave of Nu-traders are about to short the yield curve news and get wiped out
SPY 310 this year seems more realistic every day

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LOL large specs now back net long on the Daq
Small specs didnt budge

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13107721

Progress on Great Euro Long
down ward channel as been identified and confirmed

next step will be looking at smol time frame to identify the downward pattern type

>> No.13107731

>>13107721
how long term is your great euro long?

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>>13107675
Nutraders are only going long
https://robintrack.net/symbol/SPY

>> No.13107744

>>13107731
until it gives massive profit or is liquidated O_O

>> No.13107756

>>13107731
>>13107744
in dreams, long is until euro 1.4

>> No.13107764

BTW, am I te only one who got notified by broker hard brexit is happening soon?
>>13107744
R u the weird guy with thumbs up girl pic? >>13107756
Kinda makes sense desu

>> No.13107769

>>13107713
This is what makes me nervous... Long TLT not short SPY

>> No.13107787

>>13107735
>robinhooders are bullish
Fuck this seems like VERY bad news.

>>13107764
>Hard Brexit
This seems like even worse news?!
How badly will this disrupt global economommy?
Brits have their Wellington’s in everything!

>> No.13107810

>>13107769
dont long TLT its at the top of the theoretical right shoulder and the 10 year is in the fake breakout zone.

Spreads on financials is the key

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>>13107787
Brexit is priced in and doesn't matter, UK is irrelevant

>> No.13107830

>>13107787
I'm not worried about hard brexit at all. I dont have anything in London or on LSE and Europe is ready as it can be in short time. Remember that whole reason brexit failed is bongs wanted too much but EU said we'll manage without you and you're not needed. Frankfurt, Amsterdam and Paris are prepared to take over financial part and Brits dont have much left except banks. Companies already ran to Netherlands (at least formally to be in euro zone)

But that of course does not mean GBP is not fucked hehehe

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How bad is this gonna be
>>13107810
U wot m8?

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>>13107810
Why spreads on financials? TLT looks like it's headed for another 20% gain

>> No.13107846

>>13107833
1000% guaranteed to expire worthless

>> No.13107850

>>13107833
SMALL SPEC

>>13107839
because you dont know that interest rates are done rising

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>>13107735
>>13107787


um sweeties
https://robintrack.net/symbol/SPXU
https://robintrack.net/symbol/SPXS

>> No.13107879

>>13107860
Mega Kek

>> No.13107913

>>13107860
What conclusion do you draw from this?
RHers are hodling inverse leveraged ETFs?

>> No.13107940

>>13107860
This is in the thousands, the spy is in the tens of thousands. Seems like it outwieghts them perhaps?

>> No.13107974

>>13107860
OH FUGG
>>13107850
The big boys at the FED said rate hikes were over?

>> No.13107994

>>13107940
Leveraged are small specs actively trading

>> No.13108036

>>13107994
this >>13107940

you can see how and when they take profit, people cant properly active trade SPY if not able for short

for SPY, really if you zoomer or even xoomer then then buying and hodling SPY forever makes 100% sense

>> No.13108064

>>13107974
>The big boys at the FED said rate hikes were over?

No theyre taking a 1 year hiatus to "see how things go" it was predicted they would do this last year. if they continue with the hike in 2020 and 2021 as planned then TLT is overvalued

>> No.13108082

>>13108064

I remain extremely salty about Powell's December hike then 360 walk away to dove mode in January. Bastard bogged me hard and I haven't managed to recover yet.

>> No.13108093

>Analyst shitting on my fintech play
Can someone redpill me on this fucker Kamich and his TAmeme?

archive.is/4HKJD

>> No.13108115

so far Ive been successful at denying myself access to margin but fuck me I want to open big fat long on credit sooo badly

>> No.13108120

>>13107537
jesus christ, I got a civil/construction eng major in one of the cheapest state schools in texas and I make $45 after working one internship
try getting a job in an industry that actually makes money

>> No.13108151

>>13108064
Do I have a 3 month window for a quick TLT trade?

>> No.13108194

>>13108082
We needed that december hike
Honestly we could handle several more this year but Wall Street Gang went to serious lengths cause they want to load up on more BB bonds

>>13108151
I guess
it seems like itll hit 126 but its the big resistance point

>> No.13108220
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>>13108194
>Mfw I'd probably be better off longing SPY
I'd follow your advice on financial spreads but I honestly wouldn't know when to sell

>> No.13108235

>>13108194
>We needed that december hike

I would have preferred the December hike to be skipped, then one hike in Q1 2019. That would have made more sense in relation to the numbers that were available at the time re inflation, job growth, etc. It probably would have cut down on market volatility too (I know the fed isn't technically supposed to be concerned about that too much).

>> No.13108260

>>13108220
Im trying to come up with the plan
Im thinking 50% long my favorite banks 40% short xlf.

hhis time around unlike the last 10 year yield drop, the banks has ample cash with big ass dividend growth and buybacks so chances are they wont drop as hardcore

>> No.13108267
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13108267

Short BA

>> No.13108269

"Mueller does not exonerate Trump of obstruction or find that he committed crime

Found campaign didn't collude with Russians"

Lets see what futures do lads
I assume it's priced in, I don't think this good news is enough to secure the next 5 days

>>13108260
be wary check mortgage exposure
people been getting HELOC still, defaults rising
I was thinking of going short RY, banks I have some positions in now is WF and NMR (nips)

>> No.13108281

>>13108260
Do you unironically still believe in the golden bull ratsu? for the rest of this year?

>> No.13108315

Who you buying if we go deep red tomorrow morning? What would you HOPE gets hit hard enough to buy the dip?

>>13108093
No one has an opinion?

>> No.13108320

>>13106636
Both. Diversify.

I do broad dividend focused and low volatility etfs, and then some sector specific ones on industries that will do well. As well as particularly company in those industries. And some commodity etfs

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>>13108281
we're going to 3000 this year unless a black swawn happens. its not a joke, Thats just my data, which is undeniable to me

>>13108269
I dont know how foreign banks would react this, it depends entirely if they are making a large percentage of income of the 10 year treasury

Im just going with the top dogs, BAC, JPM, and maybe some BLK if income investing makes a comeback. SYF is good and so is USB

>> No.13108383
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13108383

Why aren’t you holding nio? It just hit atl and is cheap

>> No.13108398

>>13108315
QQQ may/june calls

>> No.13108411

>>13108398
Please answer >>13108383

>> No.13108514

>>13108411
Not 13108398, but look up KNDI and its stock chart history. You will see a correlation assuming things go south. If we end up going north, then I think we might see $7 again.

>> No.13108614

>>13108383
i got a 1000 shares at 6.14 didn't really give much of a fuck had a little cash and broker called me so while i had him on the phone told him to market buy.
Just letting you know that the sentiment on NIO is 'sure, fuck it'.

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13108618

>>13108331
We've only got another 7%?
It's almost over :(

>> No.13108628

>>13108383
too much competition in that sector. sure they have a head start but other companies can catch with with electric cars.

>> No.13108645

>>13108628
I do business in china and trust me, those guys aren't going to just let a company like Tesla flood their streets with American headquartered steel.

NIO is supposed to succeed.

Seriously

>> No.13108692

>>13108645
yeah I got that feel from earnings call, I think Tesla will be pushed aside by all means necessary for domestic cars to succeed, question is whether NIO will actually take market share it wants

>> No.13108787

>>13108383
its a Chinese scam coin you dummy -_-;

>> No.13108796
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13108796

Trump thoroughly exonerated. Moon mission Monday.

>> No.13108831

>>13108796
Is this witch hunt over now? I'm sick of hearing about it.

>> No.13108866

>>13108831
wouldnt celebrate for now, "nothing found doesnt mean hes innocent" might be (((their))) new thing

>> No.13109072

>>13108866
>implying the MMM and far left dems are the Jews
Yeah m8. Those poor Palestinians who strap bombs to their children for peace.

Netanyahu is literally himmler.

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>>13109072
oy vey, youre not antisemite are you?

>> No.13109164

>>13109140
>not a picture of Abigail Shapiro
Yikes and soï pilled

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>>13109164
its my OC fuck off you antisemite
jaaaannyyyy make him pay

>> No.13109287

Futures are neon green.

>> No.13109305

Not sure if this is the best place to ask but I'm trying to decide if I want to invest in single family homes and make sweet rental money or just start a lazy portfolio and dump cash in every paycheck. I like the RE idea because you can get way better returns through leverage while not risking much. However, securities give you an easy way to passively grow money. Any advice? Right now I'm not invested in anything.

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13109310

>>13108796

Green Monday confirm

>> No.13109320

>>13108796
Wait is that cover real?

>> No.13109339

>>13109310
you are an idiot if you think this is bullish. lets look at some FACTS.

>SPY was -2% on Friday
>yield curve inverted
>media screaming recession. normies are going to sell instantly
>stock buybacks not allowed for majority of SPX
>Futures are struggling to be +0.30%
> -2% >>>>>> +0.30%

So glad I liquidated on Thursday. We are going back to October lows. No company can sustain the bubble as stock buybacks not allowed for majority of april.

>> No.13109349

CHECK FUTURES
>GAP UP

>> No.13109350

>>13109287
Good. I want indices to range for a bit. That's good conditions for mooning small caps.

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13109354

buying panic

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GLg_wp0IXoI

>> No.13109368

>>13109339
I think you're going to have to wait a while for a serious index drop.

>> No.13109370

>>13109339
that is old news bro and priced in. moon mission tomorrow.

>> No.13109377

>>13109350
>tfw more heavily bought than ever before in my entire life

>> No.13109395

>>13109368
>>13109370
thats why futures already dropped from +0.50% to +0.20%? Economy is crumbling no one cares about stupid politics. World economy crumbling. Yield curve inversion. This is things real traders care about not stupid drumpf gossip.

>> No.13109424

Golden bull confirmed

>> No.13109430

Futures continue to drop... where are all the delusional bulls now huh?? you guys went quiet all of a sudden what happened??? finally got a dose of reality???

>> No.13109442

>>13109287
>neon green
lmao

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13109451

>>13109395
>Economy is crumbling no one cares about stupid politics. World economy crumbling. Yield curve inversion. This is things real traders care about not stupid drumpf gossip.

>>13109430
>Futures continue to drop... where are all the delusional bulls now huh?? you guys went quiet all of a sudden what happened??? finally got a dose of reality???

you are truly a pathetic individual
your fantasy of a 2008-style crash isn't going to happen any time soon, no matter how much you delude yourself
you're just going to keep losing money and keep convincing yourself you're making the right decision until you have nothing left

>> No.13109464

thanks for the birthday love frens. crab pattern confirmed we getting big gains on monday. My president making the democrats and fake news have egg all over their face was the best birthday gift ever.

>>13109395
the markets move on hype and momentum, we're going full blown green mode.

>> No.13109475

>>13109339

I'm glad you had the secret information that hundred of thousands of normies and thousands of financial experts with access to all the data in the world did not have. May you see increased wealth in the monetary denomination of your choice this week.

>> No.13109490

>>13109430
>grass is always greener than the futures

I’m more heavily bought in than ever before... but also heavily in cash with very low living expenses.

I get cheapies -> I double down
Continue shopping at the dollar store for produce and eating discounted expired protein bars.

I get roaring bull -> I take some off the top
Continue shopping at the dollar store for produce and eating discounted expired protein bars.

>> No.13109501

Hey guys how was your tax haul for 2018? I paid in $880 because my (ex) wife withdrew $9,000 from her 401k.

>> No.13109517

>>13109501
>still haven’t done my taxes or applied for fafsa
Weeeeeeee!

>> No.13109525

>>13106954
Good taste

>> No.13109567

>>13108411
I don't play memes (and rarely play individual names), I normally just play SPX and IWM, but I expect tech to continue leading for now.

>> No.13109587

>>13109501
Half my funding was untaxable so I pretty much only paid taxes on capital gains and 0 income tax.

>> No.13109611

oh god damn it, the futures are red.

>> No.13109672

>>13107282
>American Chemical Activity Barometer, one of the first things to decrease in the real economy preceding a downturn. It is currently nosediving.
Take that as you will.

It's nose diving because you've got one of the largest chemical storage facilities on fire for like a week strait, and everybody is freaking the fuck out trying to find alternate suppliers.

>> No.13109693

Gold and vix calls!!

>> No.13109705

>>13109693
should I buy gold on margin?
I'm marginless nigger rn

>> No.13109719 [DELETED] 

Guys me have crazy neighbor yelling terrible things at me because he mo like how fast am driving

Am scared he gonna shoot me in middle of night

What me do nuuuuuuuuuu

>> No.13109848

>>13109719
dab on him

>> No.13109871

>>13107056
Which fintech?

>> No.13109877

>>13109719
Not your blog.
Not your roleplaying game.

>> No.13109909

>>13106524
>Buy the stocks of companies you think will actually succeed, and are just temporarily down.
Any suggestions? I'm thinking maybe AMD, ATVI.

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13109927

Democrats are attempting to muddy the waters by insinuating it's a possible cover up. Market will moon when they are done being embarrassed.

>> No.13109937

>>13109909
>AMD
When tech crashes, it drags everything down. Look at the SOX around 2000-2001
>ATVI
lol, blizzard is dead as a company. They are cutting compensation. When you cut compensation rather than fire people, you lose your best and keep your worst. I think classic WoW will do better than expected but that company is run like shit.

>> No.13109948

>>13109927
>Implying the Democrats will ever stop embarrassing themselves.

>> No.13109957

>>13109937
I thought they were hiring new developers right now, what are you talking about?

>> No.13109976

>>13109957
There was a big salary cut that went out about 2-3 months ago.

>> No.13109979

ASX is free fallingggggg

>> No.13110062

>>13109937
I don't think Blizzdrones have the backbone to say no to Blizzard. They're all going to be back at the next expansion or new game. Probably will play and spend hundreds in microtransactions on whatever mobile game Blizzard plans to shit out despite protesting it.

>> No.13110064

>>13109705
Dont be a retard and buy vix on margin.

>> No.13110075

>>13110064
>Dont be a retard
>buy vix on margin

>> No.13110090

>>13109927
>Democrats are attempting to muddy the waters by insinuating it's a possible cover up

Oh come on! They've been barking up this tree since the primaries and haven't found shit. Their time and money would be better spent trying to find a decent candidate fir the next election. And not a fucking commie like the new york girl or bernie.

>> No.13110103

>>13109871
archive.is/4HKJD

>> No.13110140

>>13110090
Or thousand buck is a thousand buck yang.

>> No.13110161

>>13110090
They're not sensible people. They don't have anyone to get behind anyway. Tends to happen when tribal politics takes over.

>> No.13110184

>>13110161
>implying all politics isn’t inherently tribal
Get the fuck out of my walled city-state

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>news reporting "futures flat" following Mueller reports

Lmao market manipulating trash, that's a fucking down trend if I've ever seen one. Sell pressure enormous.
Besides the fact that they aren't green as St. Patrick's Day shows that Mueller report was an unimportant positive catalyst and had already been priced in.

I basically see two avenues that the indices will follow tomorrow
1. Squeeze at open, drop like a rock
2. Flat/green at open, trending into the red by lunch.
3. Green until Wednesday then spike down

Basically as I see it nothing has changed. Dumb money will buy the Trump news at open, ensuring that smart money and algos can sell more off at pre-yield curve inversion prices. Remember that absolutely nothing has actually changed except the relative uncertainty of Trumps presidency. Anyone who believes in the "Trump bump" has already priced in no collusion.
Smart money is reacting to hard numbers and data and responding accordingly, DO NOT bet against them.

My only query at this point is how long and how uniformly smart money and algos lay off the selling pressure.

Short calls an long puts fellas. time ta fuck th
em boomers up.

>> No.13110248

>>13110237
*3 avenues
'm a fucking brainlet

>> No.13110266

>>13109611
I thought you were riding the bear train with me last friday. You sell your puts? Get some more for April at the Mueller news spike at open

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>>13110237
>Thinks people are gonna read a long post that starts with 'lmao'

>> No.13110284

>>13110237
BIG trade deal news coming

>> No.13110300

>>13110282
I don't normally read a post that long unless it was written by a tripfag.. has a lot of replys to it.. or if I can see that there are tickers in the text.... Usually ignore all long post where the poster posted some TA for the pic

>> No.13110305

>>13110064
Id unironically do this but there is a risk of being margin called since there is no bottom to VIX

>> No.13110395

>>13110284
At the end of the week, beginning of April. I'm speculating index movement for the next few days. Anything more would be irresponsible.
>>13110300
>reading posts by tripfags
>thinking my post was TA

TA is a step above voodoo and is only useful in real-time.

>> No.13110404

>>13109451
Futures are blood red. Have a look now, kid. I think it's time for you to admit that you don't know shit about the markets Pendulum. You have proven these past few months that you are consistently wrong. Enjoy holding my bags for the next 10 years, you perma-bull fool.

>> No.13110405

Man futures all over the place. I'm used to index futures being boring. Lately they're swinging .5% or more from open. Today's range is pushing 1%.

>> No.13110414

>trying to exploit low volume options market
>using RH like a zoomer
>limits my options orders to 10 for a single stock
>find out that you can do covered spreads if you enable it in the settings, increasing option order limit to 40 orders

Fucking RH. I'm thinking this is the last week I use it.

>> No.13110415

>>13110404
>You have proven these past few months that you are consistently wrong.

about what
the fact that the market wasn't going to endlessly crash into oblivion
bulls have been right over and over again since December 24th, 2018

>> No.13110422

>>13110395
you should read that again...>>13110300
>Usually ignore all long post where the poster posted some TA for the pic
>poster posted some TA for the pic
>posted TA for the pic

you literally posted a chart....

>> No.13110430

>>13110415
You're the faggot all in on GALT right? Do they have a catalyst coming up?
>Too busy this weekend to do DD on everything I wanted to.

>> No.13110435

>>13110075
congrats, you understand irony. now, go short vix like a good goy.

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13110439

How to make fat stacks off environmentalism?

>> No.13110440

>>13110422
>you literally posted a chart....
With no technical analysis. It's literally just a candle chart.

>> No.13110442

Like I said, Democrats didn't accept the reality of trump being innocent.

Til they do it will be unnecessarily volatile. They won't read the writing on the wall.

>> No.13110446

>>13110430
>Do they have a catalyst coming up

announcement of phase 3 trial design, cancer extension data/expansion of keytruda combo trial

>> No.13110453

>>13110439
hvac manufacturers?

>> No.13110457

>>13110405
Aaaand now they're in the -0.50% range. Adjusting low orders lower...

Looks like i'll be day trading the vix again tomorrow as well.

>> No.13110467

>>13110442
>trump being innocent
Trump is a lot of things but innocent isn't one of them. If you don't think he's a financial criminal then you must admit to him being an incompetent businessman.
Smart people lie, cheat and steal. I like the guy better thinking he's a devious schemer and not a ego-inflated bag a gas.

>> No.13110471

>>13110439
Renewable energy stuff i guess.

>> No.13110478

>>13110440
>With no technical analysis. It's literally just a candle chart.

Anon...

>> No.13110482

>>13110446
Man why's everyone dickriding keytruda these days, I've seen it used in at least 10 different studies I've read this week.

>> No.13110483

>>13110439
short German car manufacturers
These fucks are slow to adapt and will probably go down soon

>> No.13110495

>>13110478
Learn what "analysis" means. Candle charts would be considered data synthesis.

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>>13110440

>> No.13110509

>>13110482
>why's everyone dickriding keytruda these days

because it works better than anything else out atm, and Merck is doing combo trials with a ton of different companies
GALT has shown good results in its phase 1 combo trial, it significantly boosted keytruda's response rate with basically no side effects
keytruda is part of a class of drug called PD-1 inhibitors, GALT's drug could work with all of them (and other cancer therapies that target t-cells)

>> No.13110527

>>13110405
Futures deff getting more and more relevant and trading

It used to be Big Boys bought/ sold at EOD
But now there very clearly trend that Big Boys am trading ON and specifically around 8PM at night

>> No.13110533

>>13109909
>AMD
hahaha I was in this EXACT same spot like a month ago, I'm new to the trading shit too. AMD was my first investment, thought I was buying a dip but just lost $50 on it anyway.

Look just do what I'm doing and invest into Vangaurd ETFs and watch the stock market daily until you know what you're doing or you'll wind up like me trying to recoup losses still a month after starting. At least I managed to get my portfolio up 2% and sold right before the recent dip. But that's just my suggestion

Personally my plan is to buy ETFs after they dip, resell when they go up about 1%, repeat. Not looking to go to the moon, but I WOULD be satisfied with 12% or more per year. This is probably unrealistic though and I'll likely lose money at the end of this

>> No.13110535

>>13109848
>>13109877
Okay :(
Me legit scared and hoped someone knew good course of action but okay :(

>> No.13110546

>>13110535
you'd probably be better off asking somewhere else for advice about this topic, desu

>> No.13110558

>>13110467
He's not a Russian agent. That was the point of the investigation.

>> No.13110563

>>13110533
>>13109909
I assumed you were in some ETFs already.

I really like Cramer’s advice to stick your first 10K into an S&P index fund and not touch it. If we get a pullback and you get the opportunity to put money into an index you moght be quite happy with the results. I’m up 90~100% in the past 10 years from VTSMX.

>> No.13110566

>>13110558
Yeah great, now we have a gay president. Is that what you wanted?

>> No.13110567

Who wants to climb from $4 to $5 on EGO tomorrow with me

>> No.13110571 [DELETED] 

ME SPXU
AM RICH NOW!!!

>> No.13110572

>>13110558
>Pays pornstars to fug and then fug off
It really wouldn’t surprise me if Putin had a golden shower tape of trump and some Russian prostitutes, and he’s holding it over Trump.

God some of those Russian women are so insanely beautiful. Would let pee/10

>> No.13110573

>>13110566
Yes.

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13110593

So what meme stock are we going all in on this week?

>> No.13110598

>>13110563
Nice, but like I said I just recently started investing so who knows where it will go. I figured I would put 80% in ETFs and use 20% or about 1K for individual stocks but after losing what I gained from the ETFs I'm just going to stick to those.

There's also the time consumption factor, I'm too busy at this point in my life to spend hours each night calculating book prices of stocks or digging into the companies as much as I would like which will lead to sloppy decisions.

>> No.13110615

>>13110593
Galt.

>> No.13110619

>>13110598
I think this is what separates the yolo-ers from the pros
Some people are really interested in TAmemes or going deep into the fundamentals.

>> No.13110623

>>13110593
LCI

penny play
CEI

>> No.13110627
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>>13110593
SPX.....U

actually it prob too late holding SPXU
if you not holding 10k bags of SPXU since 285 then no bother

>> No.13110650

>>13110495
>Learn what "analysis" means

Right back at ya, slick.

>> No.13110656

>>13106954
Your virginity
>Intact

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I don't know what to do. Guess I'll buy more SPTL with my deposit tomorrow

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>>13108093
>>13108315
its an interesting TA article
he hilights good events but IMO he bearish take on them completely unfounded

like for example he mentions death cross NOW when stock am $60

but he didnt mention death cross @ $75 when it happened? (would have had nearly week for sell it)

and frankly MACD looks bullish as FK, tons of mid range traders will be buying here for solid 6m-1y swing

>> No.13110680

>>13109909
lol

>> No.13110712

>>13110675
Thanks 2HUposter

But the fact that I’m buying it means there’s something very wrong. What do you think it is?

>> No.13110728

>>13108315
>Who you buying if we go deep red tomorrow morning?

I am. Running thesis is continued volatility but no clear new trend for a while. Scooping up cheapies. Little bit of hedging but no taking firm position on index movement.

>> No.13110736

>>13108315
>Who you buying if we go deep red tomorrow morning?

Minimize risk m8. Deep red means we're headed down before we go up. Buying in the green is more prudent.

>> No.13110739

>>13110627
red open = better to green you with
youve been warned

>> No.13110745

Why are futures so red now?

>> No.13110748

>>13110728
>Running thesis is continued volatility but no clear new trend for a while
Isn't that what everyone said in September?

>> No.13110769

>>13110739
Were'd you get your degree? Bulltrap University? Find wait for things to bottom out. Minimizing potential loss is far more important than increasing your gain by 3%.

>> No.13110816

>>13110769
lol.
"wait for things to bottom out"
theres no such thing. We retested the 200 and 300 ma which means anything goes. Bulls hold the advantage this year and I go for probability. every dip is a fakeout
Buy more. Buy till you die
*drops mic*

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>>13110712
am know nothing about chart
but
okay on closer inspection if you really want something bearish

there was nasty, nasty top class algorithmic distribution of stock @ 80
someone who knew something got out then
and yeah, the gaps to 40 just asking for be filled

here me lightbright chart

>> No.13110837

>>13110745
Came here to ask this, shit was green as hell like 8 hours ago..what happened

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13110844

>>13110745
>>13110837
Forgot pic

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13110848

>>13110739
am think so too O_O
selling SPXU on open if it still red

think something like this happening
this classing algorithmic shakeout pattern
someones trying for mass break of algos

>> No.13110853

>>13110844
Use Investing.com for futures instead. No delay

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>>13110844
>>13110853
>he didn't buy SQQQ

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>>13110853
Futures are too red. Might be a trap.

>> No.13110895

>>13110848
looks like the typical spx fakeout breakdown the spx has shown countless times. I expected a doji month but now we are at doji so the odds of fakeout increase
Bullish bias

>> No.13110907

Either way tomorrow is going to start deep red. If you're gonna sell your puts try to put a limit price significantly higher than what Friday close at, see if you can't make a mint at open.

>> No.13110917

>>13110891
naw nigga not red enough. DECEMBER LOWS

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>he doesn't know that the chinese are going to pull a fast one on trump
>he doesn't know that we'll be seeing tons of economic data at the start of april
>he doesn't know that that normies are all now screaming recession
>he thinks a 30% increase in 3 months is normal

>> No.13110951

Selling a 2 280 March 25th put (1.64 on friday) at open for 4 dollars. Think it'll get sniped by algos estimating another 4 pt drop.

>> No.13110978

futures are down wooooooooo

>> No.13110987

>nikkei
YIKES

>> No.13110988

>NASDAQ futures down
We're supposed to be recession-proof dammit.

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>>13110987
>watch movie from the 90s
>they mention nikkei
>its 2 times higher than it am now
kek

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You all made fun of me these last few days, say it with me bullcucks

buy

sqqq

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>he held SQQQ though a huge 3 month bull run then proceed to sell the day before a huge market drop
pour out a cold one for that anon

>> No.13111070

I'm bag holding all in on LPTX, and I'm worried as fuck about earnings and the futures being all fuck

Tried to swing trade the top like a retard, what do you guys think I should do, I'm 200 down from my initial investment but I didn't know their earnings were pre market

Help, am stupid

>> No.13111094

>>13111070
For the millionth time there is no fucking earnings. RH determines earnings dates via the NASDAQ which uses an algorithm that compares historical data.

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LCI will hit 3 dollars i swear and yes i will be buying a fuck load of shares but i'm telling you its happening. Like by the end of this gpro will be worth more than LCI.

>> No.13111131

Does gold moon before or after the crash

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>"I bought LCI at nine"

>> No.13111140

>>13111094
Well damn guy, I haven't seen that stated in the last however many threads, no need to be so brash

What do you think the stock is going to do tomorrow then?

>> No.13111147

>>13111096
Based anon.

Shorting this shit to $3 is literally like printing money.

>> No.13111165

>>13110988
>NASDAQ futures down
>We're supposed to be recession-proof dammit.

Wut? Since when?

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fuck lciguy

>> No.13111295

There will come a time when the permabulls will wish we could return to the December Lows

>> No.13111341

>>13103942
What's the general consensus on babypips.com as a learning resource?

>> No.13111349

>>13111147
post proof

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>>13111070
Probably just piddle around between 1.85 and 2.15 all week with a possible surge late, as they'll have another catalyst.
LPTX is a long term hodl. The target price (reaffirmed last week) is $18.

>> No.13111385

>>13110820
>NOT GOOD
>DANGER LINEE
>EXTREMELY BEARISH DISTROBUTION

alright fine you larper you’ve won me over. I really like this meme chart.

Are you just making things up or are those real things. I can’t even tell with this style of chart. What’s bearish about that “distrobution”? Head and shoulders or something?

>> No.13111414

>>13111385
DANGER LINE is in the wrong place, btw. Should be at the top of the gap, not the bottom.

>> No.13111431

>>13111140
>Well damn guy, I haven't seen that stated in the last however many threads, no need to be so brash
I'm like 80% sure every single thread for the past week when someone said "LPTX earnings" I said that those dates are speculative. Honestly I'm just fed up because public float is probably decreasing as people selloff pre-fake earnings leaving institutions to jerk around my 15000 shares and makin me all sweaty.
>What do you think the stock is going to do tomorrow then?
Idk I'm expecting PR sometime this week about the AACR conference. Could be tomorrow since the company seems to like Mondays and Fridays.

Even without PR it's due to trade up 2-8%, before adjustment from negative percentiles in the NASDAQ pharma index. It traded better on Friday compared to many of its nano cap peers, algorithms are still curving it upward.
>>13111165
High technology and pharma do well in recessions

>> No.13111441

>>13111193
Jesus christ. I feel bad for this guy.

>> No.13111444

>>13111431
>High technology and pharma do well in recessions
Pharma because people get depressed/anxious and need meds?

High tech because it comes from government contracts?

>> No.13111448

>>13111193
I love stock twits compilations of people who bought AKAO at 10

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>all those blind retards not seeing that the stock market is manipulated
>they don't realize that stock buybacks are behind this rally
>they close their eyes and constantly talk about golden bull cum in a siberian wood chopping forum
>april will barely have any buybacks and spx is almost 1 to 1 correlated to spbuyup
>they think the fed is on their side
>they think a pause of rate hikes is a good sign
>they disregard treasury bond yield curves inverting, despite a 100% track record

I seriously hope all those perma bulls will suicide in the next crash. There are so many signs that the economy is going down the shitter all around the globe. I am still awestruck at the sheer level of delusion that some people have.

>> No.13111469

>yield curve has inverted

sell sell sell and put everything into physical silver and gold stocks

>> No.13111472

>>13111462
>wishing misfortune and death upon complete strangers
Senpaicel this is pretty yikes and sadpilled

>> No.13111482

>>13103942
please r8 my portfolio
AOBC
MRNA
MRK
BABA
GLW
CSX
V
WELL

why am i bad at this game :(

>> No.13111491

>>13111472
dude yield curve inversion is a death sentence it proceeds all recessions, were just trying to help you guys not get fucked

>> No.13111502

>>13111491
Even if that was an attempt at a warning, recession never happens 72 hours afterwards the inversion

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>>13111472
The world would be a better place. For example I don't have to know every Muslim to wish their extinction. The quality alone I described them as is undesirable in my opinion.

>> No.13111535

>>13111509
>>13111462
>all the bears are larping /pol/ autists

figures

>> No.13111537

>>13111509
>identity politicking this hard
So this is the power of pure aryan blood...

You’ll fail like the intersectionality retards on the left, and the muh heritage cuckcels on the right. That is a very limiting mindset.

>> No.13111544

>Nikkei down 700 points
>everything else down
>futures down

IS IT TIME?!

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>>13111544

>> No.13111553

>>13111544
>IS IT TIME?!

Depends how hard people buy the dip, as always. Red open is pretty well assured but who knows after that.

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We recession now?

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>>13111537
>"That is a very limiting mindset."
Why so? Care to explain?
I just stated that the world would be better off without certain groups of people. I don't see anything wrong with this statement. If all niggers would disappear tomorrow, a lot problems would be solved. Also:
>defending shitskins on 4chinz
Get a load of this guy.

>> No.13111595

>>13111576
You have no identity of your own and only adopted /pol/ ideology to find a sense of purpose and belonging that you lack in your personal life

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>bought uvxy puts on friday because vol was overpriced
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA at futures
>realize I can just short this market into the ground during the buyback blackout to make all my money back
Looking forward to April

>> No.13111613

>>13111553
Fug you guys are starting to worry me
May cancel my limit buys...

May transfer more money to RH to do some cheapie divvy plays or just etf plays if we really drop. If we reach Q4 levels I’ll prolly go in balls deep.

Ugh kind of want to pull half out of my ETFs but that seems like trying to time the market and sure to backfire.

>> No.13111617

>>13111601
>buying calls on 3x leveraged ETFs

>> No.13111638

Should I sell my VTSAX or hold and weather this impending bear market?

>> No.13111643

>>13111613
>Premarket starts in 9 hours
REEEEE FUCKING EAST COAST SHITTERS

GOING TO WAKE UP BEFORE SUNRISE AND PANIC

>> No.13111653

>>13111638
Literally always hold something like VSTAX
Never sell until you're near retirement, only average down

>> No.13111659

New Friendship Thread!!!

>>13111655
>>13111655
>>13111655
>>13111655

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>>13111491
So you’re saying just pull everything off the market don’t bother investing in shit and hodl your money under a mattress next to some silver and gold? Do you think the dust bowl is about to open up or something? A recession in 2019 is gonna last a few months vs our previous recession in the 00’s no ones worried about that all the sentiment boils on the trade deal and to anyone who honestly believes the trade deal has been “priced in” you’re deluded no one has a CLUE what’s going on in that category
Your best bet, buy cheapie divvy stocks and expect to lose a few hundred and wait till the trade deal finishes and watch the money pour in.
Don’t be a boomer, be a winner.

>> No.13111691

>>13111665
If I write a check for 10yangs from my wells account to my schwab account am I gonna get some sort of SEC bullshit?

If I just do 9k and then another like 5 later in the year am I still gonna get weird suspicion from the IRS or something? I’m very small time and don’t do anything illegal. Just paychecks and some money from odd jobs.

>> No.13111790

>>13111372


So I'm basically in limbo then

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>>13109339

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When stocks crash pls?

>> No.13114905

I put $300 into a bunch of memestocks per /biz/'s recommendation last week and I'm down $30. Do I keep these stocks or sell now while I'm only -$30?

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load up on spy faggots, plunge protection team incoming