/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>13103678
buy a webcam and a thong and beg for tips on twitch

40k FLO

suck a million dicks for 1$ per

>>13103678
>I have 4.000 $
i didnt realize we have an even smaller coin than the penny. you should be excited with this new discovery.

god bless

>>13103678
2,000,000 doge

>>13103678
buy dragon dildoes and fuck yourself with them, make multiple websites where you charge subscriptions. there is low supply of specifically dragon dildo niche channels out there it is ripe for the picking.

>>13103696
can my human throat even handle that ?

>>13103704
not willing to destroy my anus like you faggot homo trap.

>>13103704
unironically this might actually cover the expense of the dragon dildos and then some

>>13103688
> have nice butt
> not a slut

wtf dude that's gay

>>13103735
You wanna be straight or rich boi? Now stick your tongue out and cross your eyes.

>>13103750
> done.
> nothing happened.

>>13103729
beggars can't be choosers

>>13103696
That's not fast enough

Let's assume OP will sleep 8 hours a day for optimal dick sucking performance, the people he services take three minutes to cum from oral, and all the calories OP will need will come from the cum. Using this math, OP will be able to service 320 customers per day. It will take him 3,125 days to get through a million dick suckings, or about 8.5 years. Waiting for the next BTC bullrun, currently estimated to start next March, is faster and poses less risk for STD's.

>>13103678
4 bucks to invest, wtf

>>13103899
So charge $8 and it will only take 1 year.

>>13103678
You can barely afford exactly 1 Bitcoin
Don't fuck it up, dude.

>>13103678
buy a time machine for $3995 and travel back to 2009. invest the rest of your money ($5) into bitcoin.
wait 8 years. congrats, you are now rich with $30 Million in the bank.

>>13103678
Spy puts expiring in a month.

>>13104306
Where do I buy a time machine?

buy request network

thank me later

>>13105247
>he doesn’t know where to get a time machine
Never gonna make it

>>13104306
Do this OP

>>13103722

>>13103678
Buy link, retard

>>13103678
Make it $5,000
Trade 5 days a week and try to make 1-2% daily
You can take 2 weeks vacation and then end up with 50 weeks
50(Weeks)x5(Days)x$50-$100=$12,500-$25,000 a year extra you can make.
Put that back into the market and bing bang boom you're rich.

>>13105681
>autistically staring at a screen for 16 hours a day for a small chance to make $50 and a large chance to lose several hundred
Versus
>mowing two boomers' lawns a day

>>13103678
buy a dragongateb250 50th/s btc miner

>>13105704
>16 hours
TA isn't hard if your IQ isn't below 110, 1-2% is very low compared to how much shitcoins have been going up, as long as bitcoin is in this accumulation/semi bearphase they're gonna pump for some more time, when they don't pump that's when you buy bitcoin and the next 5 top coins. You can make 5-25% gains on that off just 1-3 hours of technical analysis and research. Then you can watch your Chinese cartoons and jerk off to some shemale porn while making some decent gains.

>>13103678
>>13105722

make sure u use my code tho "10sos" finder fee plz anon plz