/biz/ - Business & Finance

im all in YVR

hold me

Guys can we stop with the whole "liking anime" joke now? It was funny at first but now it's just kinda sad.

Threadly reminder to wash your penis!

Is gymshark really not a publicly traded company? Fucking thots making things difficult.

Man... this week sucks so much. Overall lost money on market, one of my pet geckos died today. Fug.

looks like everyone got just'd Monday confirm for green.

>>13095519
If Monday is green I'll probably recover today's losses. Still mostly long.

Are emerging markets ETFs a meme? Don't really trust those shithole countries

>>13095508
sorry for lizard :(
RIP

>>13095530

thanks. It was most likely old age though. That particular species only lives 6-10 years. Mine was 8.

>>13095529
japan's best performing etf is like 1% a year. 3rd world performance is pretty bad too. i think USA is the only country that's focused on shareholder profit, for better or worse.

>>13095429
>snark elitist asshole
Yeah I'm making thousands in the market no shit. Do you think I'm doing this because I want to mix with coal miners and trucker driver-type pissants?
I mean all of humankind is trash and but the right wing has wooed the most repugnant refuse imaginable. At least libtard SJWs wear peacoats and wipe their asses properly.

>>13095508
My REPHtile died today too.

>>13095561
The industry you invest in is made off the back of there labor remember that.

>>13095561
get a load of this angry faggot

>>13095529
Nifty 50 was like BTC until octover last yer

>>13095576
Cool.

>>13095576
this
if you want to be an ivory tower elitist and invest in companies that exclusively employ smart people, biotech is your only option

>>13095508
Sorry for your loss
Will loft hard for scaley frens

Anyone else in LULU? We still trusting basic bitches in 2019?

>>13095591
>elites don't exploit the proletariat

what?

Can I come back from this? I put a bit into SQQQ options for a month out but I'm not completely sure if the market will do another downturn anything close to December soon again. Just tired of losing money, I had 6,000 just a few weeks ago.

Seriously eyeing this for thot based portfolio

Just got downgraded, reports next week, any chance for a sell off?

Also eyeing planet fitness, pintrest, Groupon. And...Ulta?

>>13095602
Thots never run out of money, but they do have a short attention span.

>>13095605
I have no idea how you extrapolated that statement from that post

>>13095619
Earnings are Wednesday, keeping an eye out

>>13095617
If the market doesn't dump straight down at open sell your shorts, wait for the high, buy puts/shortsfor april. If the market soars at open sell shorts, buy calls for april. If the market dumps buy shorts for this week, sell at bottom, buy calls Wednesday.
Buy some penny puts on the SPY just in case of a crash.

>>13095626
Like, if I want to be elite I need to make money off the back of other elites? Not really. Elites can make money from Earl & Son's Good Ol' Fashion Pig-fucking Dirt Mine all the same as biopharma.

>>13095656
I'll strongly consider the first portion thanks. But why the focus on SPY in particular, I see it mentioned a lot.

>>13095617
my guess is there will be a significant pump monday when the masses realize mueller has nothing. but we're still near all time highs and I think the market needs to range for another month or three before resuming a bull trend.

>>13095408
smg, Im thinking of picking up a huge bag of docusign (DOCU)

Who wants to /doc/ with me?

>>13095670
idk I just like the SPY. The DOW's getting pulled around too much by Boeing's bullshit.

>>13095674
agree

>>13095680
Is this a good insurance?

>>13095617
just hold out for a real recession next year. you are probably going to lose everything when Trump makes a trade deal this month. the whole market will rally like 15 percent.

>>13095702
Plz no fuck
I want cheapies

>>13095709
not if this happens. the market will be a giant green dildo.

>>13095739
What happens when trump is arrested?

>>13095702
I'll definitely sell off whatever I put in if a trade deal is announced but considering how many different stocks are reaching oversold territory as is I'm a little worried to put everything into calls, there needs to be a little bit of a pullback soon I feel before we see another huge pump.

SQQQAUD WHERE YALL @

>>13095748
PENCE PUMP

What's a good broker for short-selling? I think it'd be easier shorting the top of these biopharma runs rather than getting out before

Can I exchange cute anime girls for TA on TLT?

>>13095408
this is why you suck, put charts will go red as fuck at open.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yVjjuOqMQIw

>>13095739
P R I C E D

I N

>>13095863
you can put bullish things too, fuck it I hate when the markets are closed...

MARKET
IS
CANCELLED

GO HOME

I want to work until I die. I hate that I'm so fucking different that I love my job and don't have displeasure from my job. My true sadness comes from the understanding that I will eventually die.

Is it Monday morning yet?

>>13095863
I'm taking put profits at open, buying calls

Yeah I think that's smart, I'm sitting in calls and We should see some green or we will be able to change before 1040 on Monday because of the heavy volume.

>>13095888
based trips of truth

>>13095865
Yes but the market will still get a week long hump. I have all of my money in waiting for that, because I am going all in on SQQQ for the long haul once the trade deal bump is over.

what scares me... the amount of international laws broken... so the norks break sanctions, trump dumps them... bob mullers shit drops and there is no discussion of the venes and how they ship crude to houston to refine and refill with gasoline directly violating sanctions again... and trump caves on the norks... so the whole world is losing their ass since trump tightened the belt of the united states... and the step ladder into dove land fucked foriengers and shit,,, fuck it buy amrs and collect profit in fucking june. losers will miss this post.

>>13095903
Honestly I would've held if this happened Monday or Tuesday, but the bull market's attention span isn't long enough to remember further back than 48 hours.

>>13095918
im too drunk, the world is better but no international laws even hold water so liberals win, fiscally conservative individuals win because of how strong of a position it is to be to raise children and be the best kind of individual in the world.

people need to be raised to hate taxes and not expect a refund check. a tax refund encouragement shows how retarded some people are... dont get me started at the advertisers looking immediately at those refund checks, that's some of the worst shit in the world. You just got money I wanna grab Yo money.

I've been calling a February 2021 recession since November of last year, and everything is falling in place:

>yield curve fully inverts almost exactly 2 years before 2/2021
>Trump will likely do everything in his power to prop up the market through the 2020 election (perhaps a few more dinners with Powell)
>Brexit won't happen at this rate, which will begin a brief and undeserved resurgence of interest in Europe and delay the expected 2020 collapse
>Trump's victory in 2020 will cause markets to rally once again before sharply collapsing
>the longer an economy stays bullish, the more irrational its actors become (in other words, all the bears got pushed out of business and only the massive bulls remain, and they'll do everything to deny and delay the reality in front of them).

It just works.

>>13095961
>>Trump's victory in 2020 will cause markets to rally once again before sharply collapsing

Nah he'll lose. Economic collapse at the end of his term just like w/ Bush. He'll flounder trying to pump that shit.

im so fucking drunk i got one shoe on and one off, but here you go this is my call of the month for april.I didn't even look at a chart just buy the umm calls for the oil on the umm fuck it middle of 2nd week like the 8th or so or something oil will be at a buy there you will see a lower low and higher high and you need to watch to grab the spot but it will be a 10 bagger trade

>>13095966
what I will ask is, who do you vote for along with everybody who's not me? My liberal friend's can't answer but. Trump is strong and you lose and will continue to do so...

>>13095961
i don't subscribe to crash theories but if there is one this is the most likely scenario.
>>13095966
>unironically comparing trump and bush
cringe

>>13095981
ok i need more language and less booze, but who do the american people vote for over trump? there is no united, liberals and democrats hate him, but fuck you who beats him, and you can't prove a win since you have no backbone or decision just vote trump stfu and start thinking for your self.

Was just researching Small Cap Growth and Value index funds, shit took off over the last 10 years. Meanwhile folks on here keep discussing shit like Disney that does nothing but go down

voting is for boomers
economy is entering recession this year or beginning of next
but we will be more sideways the next 5-10 years than most people think
if we go under the December lows it wont be by much
but we won't be skyrocketing or growing 7+% during the good times either

big things to watch are demographic
timing really is everything

> mfw I was doing shit all day and just saw the yield curve inverted

Abandon T

>>13095966
If he loses, same effect, just sooner. In any event, Trump is hyper-sensitive about the markets and will likely choke a bitch at the Fed if need be.

>>13095997
this was going to take months, we are now in month four week after next..... All I can say is niggers can be violent, but it's the south south south mexicans, those niggas no good niggas, argentina and brazil so white and so good at soccer, you cant trust them b. the best stock to buy though it's AMRS

lol Trump would literally print money if he could

>>13095987
>>unironically comparing trump and bush
They're both presidents, that's literally as far as my comparison went.
>>13095981
I live in MA my votes don't matter. I wish there was a geniocratic party. I can't feel comfortable voting for genuine idiots like Trump or other right wing candidates. Honestly a centrist democratic would bring a much more stable market and make it easier for a small liquidity trader like myself to compete with bigger guys.
I can't be a true conservative until I make enough to care about the inheritance tax. Then I'll vote for your team. Then I'll join you in fooling braindeads and religious extremists into voting for my bottom line.

>>13096012
no he wouldn't... don't you understand he will use the military budget and what we disclosed and how the deal was done, our nasa money was cut to provide more obfuscation through the pentagon?

>>13095408
nice OP
you outdid yourself this time RKG

>>13096023
Trump is not a republican, and there are many who identify as repiblican who hate him... I just as a more libertarian must say I like Trump don't stop him. It's actually why I like Obama over Romney and Paul Ryan I hate Paul Ryan, but I voted for Garry Johnson and then Donald Trump, but I honestly compromised my views to vote for Trump... even if GARRY FUCKING JOHNSON WAS RIGHT AS FUCK.... I HATE HOW VISIONARY HE WAS... FUCK MORMANS FUCK UTAH FUCK THOSE NAMELESS ASSHOLES... AND LETS KILL BULLS ON MONDAY!!!!!

>>13096045
shut up but i agree on killing b*lls upvoted based and red pilled

>>13095992
Disney has dividend growth

>>13095992
my advice small caps are the gold mine, some of those will explode, but some of them will go to 0, you need to just really understand what you want from the trade and trade the trade
im fucking drunk...

>>13096074
what good is the div if you bought at $115?

>>13096086
i'm eyeing 10-12. better than small index?

>>13096099
>what good is the div if you bought at $115?
I haven't gotten rid of my 117 Disney call for april.

>>13096116
You better hope Avengers breaks records

>>13096074
Disney's dividend growth sucks, read a book nigger

>>13096116
When/What was the price when you bought it?

>>13096126
I just have a hunch that a lot of people have been waiting to buy the dip on Disney.

>>13096126
I’d take that bet

>>13096131
Idk I bought it when disney was at like 108 yesterday for like .64, and its at .43 now.

>Baggie is the only tripp this weekend

based, GOAT start for an /smg/ thread here

>Severe flooding of ‘sippi river
How bad does this have to be to boost the home builders
>inb4 it’s already priced in

>>13096272
>praising a triptard for drunken rambling
C’mon guy. You deserve better.

Interesting that this is the only general that goes to bed early. Makes sense.

Anyone think AMD is a good buy? Ive got some on hold but im unsure if i should sell or hold.

>>13096512
I know I've read manga by whoever drew this but I can't remember for the life of me fuck

>>13096555
I remember, it was hentai. whoops

nobody has truely understood pain and how your self becomes a disease better than this...
|
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rWotr1UVrRg

ALL I HAVE TO SAY IF I DON'T TALK AGAIN.
fuck jannies niggers and basicalaly hate who ever decides they hate jews.

finally got the courage to check my account
-4k
Oof

>>13096709
>he didn't invest in SQQQ

I've been holding an SQQQ position since mid January.

I finally gave in and dumped it yesterday when the piece of shit Nasdaq was up 1.5% or whatever it was. I keep waiting for this bullshit three month rally to end, and it just won't stop.

So I finally throw in the towel on Thursday, and then Friday happens.

I fucking hate this shit so much.

WHY THE FUCK DID EVERYBODY BUY THE FUCKING MARKET ON THURSDAY, AND THEN DUMP ON FRIDAY? WHY THE FUCK DOES THIS HAPPEN? FUCCCCCKKKK

>>13096814

Were retesting december lows. Get ready bulls. The ass fucking has yet to come

>>13096820
WORST DAY FOR THE GODDAMN NASDAQ SINCE JANUARY 3RD, AND IT COMES THE DAY *AFTER* I SELL. AFTER WAITING PATIENTLY FOR TWO MONTHS.

AND IT'S PROBABLY GOING TO KEEP DUMPING MONDAY.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>13096824
You can still get in anon. Were going back up to 20. Its still a rippe stock

>>13096826
>>13096824
sqqq aint goin higher

>>13096826
he's probably black or too stupid to undestand he's not...

wait.... im sorry i made this happen...

>>13096836
Yes, it is. Were retesting december lows cuck


BUY SQQQ

it's bad to be a bear because it's with deep regret i have to say while billions were lost today,,, i made more money...

The only bond funds you'll ever need is SPTL and ANGL

and i learned from mistakes, got so many calls from friends and family about my birthday coming up thank you all... I want you all to remember, while i only care about anime posters and sometimes there are fights, I truely wish for us to all have great times and lives friends.

>>13096854
love you bby, thanks for inspiring me
happy b day

this is truely a superior knife to get work out especially if youve got big hands..

>>13096863
You could just post the name of the stock instead of being simplistically cryptically

>>13096868
Vix isn't a stock

>>13096846
Feels pretty good. I took sadistic pleasure in watching the indices fall today.

>>13097010
>>13096846
who gives a shit? Its all about you. BUY SQQQ

>HPQ
The earnings report from last month hurt badly, but I was really hoping it would recover. Then today happens.

I'm still several hundred ahead of when I bought in but it's still upsetting.

>>13097195
buy sqqq

>>13097215
Those leveraged ETFS are terrifying. I don't have the heart to invest in those.

>Bought $750 stake 2 years ago
>Now worth $300
>Refuse to reallocate it and move on, mentality of ride to making it or $0 on this part of my portfolio

Why cant I get over this one mental hump

>>13097264
its just 500 dollars.

>>13097279
I realize it's not a significant amount, what bothers me is that I should have just conceded the loss and moved on like I have countless other times. Having it languish in a stock that won't go back up is stupid.

>>13097289
buy sqqq

>>13097304
thank you

>>13097310
its what i do

>>13097264
What stock? Or security or whatever?
If you don't mind me asking. I promise I won't make fun of you.

biz, I got a question for ya. What's better:
1) to wageslave for the next 2 years, saving 50 % of my income and investing it after those 2 years... or
2) taking out a loan now and save 2 years of my life waiting.
Presumably I have a working trading system, that is profitable, although not optimized enough yet.

>>13097352
3) buy sqqq

How do I NOT get hustled by a "surefire insider tip"? Research companies and invest on my own?

>>13097380
invest in sqqq

>>13097352
Taking out a loan to invest is "shit you shouldnt do 101". Unless you have an opportunity you think is amazing and you cant pass it up because of lack of cash.

Can I quit my minimum wage job and become a full time day trading chad? I don't want to be a wagie anymore. Just need to make few hundred every month to survive in my bumfuckistan.

buy

>>13095508
F

>>13097408
Why should I?

>>13096028
t-thank you
learning GIMP has been huge headache, am amble to do most things faster in MSPAINT but it starting for pay off

originally idea for this image was to put Charts in the screens but all the screens had partially over lapped things so it looked weird

came up with clever idea for fix this but frankly not have skills for implementing yet

have tried googling for GIMP but.....

>>13097394
Unless you are young and in a position to take advantage of bankruptcy laws. If a bank is willing to lend you big money in this situation I say go for it. If you win you make big money, if you lose you take the cure and declare bankruptcy, proceed to wage slave status.

Does anyone have the info about switching to bonds after the inversion the tripfag was spamming months ago?

>>13097938
A bunch of tutorials on Youtube and such that really helped me learn it. It's a decent program once you learnt he lay of the land, so to speak.

First Step in Great Euro Long decided
have identified pretty OKAY support @ 1.118
and have confirmed that EURO has broken under an upwards trend

right now pretty safe long would be @ 1.118 with enough room on margin to not be liquidated @ 1.05

>>13098107
h-how long did it take you to learn GIMP ?

>>13096854
may TMH curse you and your future seed and surrounding family.

Boomers keep telling me to buy gold/gold shares.
Why do they do this?
Should I?

>>13095618
It’s called the Stacy ETF.

You need Lulu, Nike, Ulta, Canada Goose (They make expensive winter jackets), and Diageo (they own a lot of premium liquor brands. Studies show people prefer whiskey to beer)

>>13096824
It'll bounce back, then dump, then back up, etc. I'm convinced all three indexes are going to range for a little while.

>>13096863
I refused to spend more thsn five dollars on bread knives for years. Finally give in, buy a high carbon real one for $30. Thing cuts through big loaf of bread in one stroke and makes slmost zero crumbs. Alright. Alright! Good bread knife is worth buying.

BUY ACRL its going to pop off back to 50cents EOY and it starts in april or sooner acording to the charts

>>13096512
no

>>13095961
Historically recessions happened a bit faster than 2 years after inversion, I'll pull out of stocks in 9 months to cover my ass, you'd be wise to do the same.
Or build a probit model and predict the recession even better.

>>13098826
I'm not fully versed in it but it didn't take me long to figure out what I needed to. Take an hour or 2 some night to watch some tutorials and mess around with it, you should pick it up fairly quickly.

>>13099006
Love it, looks like I was on the money with Ulta. Should’ve got into it 5 years ago when my ex kept asking me to take her there and I heard Jim Crammer™ recommending the stock.

Nike, Lulu, and Canada goose seems like a lot of exposure to clothing. I want to diversify by sector a little bit more than that. I want a fitness play, that’s why planet fitness. Maybe a jewelry or food play? Possibly a shoe play.

Not sure about whiskey. I drink whiskey and people tell me it’s very boomer of me. Do thots still love tequila and flavored vodka?

Now that I think about it: dudeweed and tobacco also fit nicely. I’m going with Altria on a pullback.

>>13099235
It's safe to say you better invest in Lulu (fitness clothing) than fitness itself. The way people work out can change faster than what they wear working out.

>>13096863
may as well just get a wusthof if you want to overpay for a bread knife

but that is the brand i used when i was a butcher, and many meat butchers near me use those too

i still use a couple old ones (blades are down to 1/4th the width they started out as)

>be me late friday morning
>decide to pick up $1,600 worth of REPH at around $9.90 thinking it had a good chance of doubling up
>the buy order fills
>place OCO sell orders for profit target and stop loss
>accidentally have the stop loss set as a limit sell order instead of a stop order
>all my shares instantly sell at a few cents less than I paid
>"whoops... oh well, only down about $17 plus commissions..."
>go to rebuy but discover that money from the sale is now in the "cash and sweep vehicle" category and won't be available for trading for days
>bummed thinking that I missed a chance to double my money, avoid /smg/ and market news the rest of the day
>get on /smg/ today
>REPH drug rejected, trading halted
Everything turned out better than expected.

>>13099858
>REPH

holy moly

saved by your own incompetence

I'm going to kill myself

>>13100094
https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/duplicates/a5a18z/it_has_been_a_pleasure_to_yolo_with_you_gentlemen/

>>13100094
it only $850 youll get that back easy

>>13100094
>largest position is Roku

I’d expect some serious volatility after Apples announcements next week. Potential upside movement just from the cable cutting buzz.

Just saw an article about Comcast’s new Roku knockoff that really put Roku in a good light.

No idea what the appeal of the stock is or why is been running so hard. replaced my Roku stick with a fireTv stick and I’m happy with the upgrade

>>13099858
REPH trading halting before close was great because now I can exploit options trading algos to make up all my losses at open.

>>13100094
You know as they say live and learn. It's only money. Just a few more years at the office is all. The little things in life like your wife and kids, now that's what matters.

Also though
>REPH
>PDUFA date for sunday
>CRL on Friday

Why do they do this bullshit? Is it to trick people into holding into monday? I also want to know what REPH's plans are moving forward. If they can get a speedy appeal and the solution is simple my options could still be worth something. But anything more than 60 days and I'm fucked

>>13095408
Why does Tesla's credit always get downgraded ten days before ER comes out with a massive beat? It's almost as if it's done for a dump & pump manipulation.

>>13100244
>your wife and kids
>30 and single
>lifts are shit
>tryna get into a trade school
I fucking hate you bruh

>>13100299
The TeslaQ shorts keep shorting Tesla when the price goes down, which unironically seems to be the reason why the average normie keeps making an easy profit swing trading Tesla: https://robintrack.net/symbol/TSLA

The market will moon Monday since the Mueller report is nothing. No indictments, no subpoena, and our dogshit elite media class left with nothing after years of baseless Russia conspiracy mongering.

Thinking of going full world stock index weighted by market cap and HODL.
I can't lose. The safest, most reliable returns in equity.

>>13100323
Shoo shoo back to your crypto thread wojak poster

If you live in the us, you might as well bet on the S&P.

If the US gets rekt by China and Europe, you’re fucked anyways.

>>13100323
Nah. Yesterday was our worst day since January
Lots of bearish articles being thrown around. If there’s a slight rally at open we’re fucking doomed. If there’s a huge rally at open we’re okay for a bit. If it sinks like a rock at open we’re gonna be fine in a couple months so pick up cheapies.

>>13100343
>my iPhone pushed me a news article “Study finds that majority of crypto trading is a scam”

Who are the lax mofos that got paid to do that “study”? I realized that after a day of crypto trading.

>>13100353
It was red because people didn't want to be in the market if the president of the US was to be issued a subpoena. The market would have dropped like a rock if he had.

>>13100368
Crypto "trading" is a fucking meme if you're looking to make a living off it.

It's worth holding, but there just isn't any infrastructure to drive the changes we see here in the stock world. But everybody thinks we will have another Bitcoin spike like we did in 2017 so they trade their shit coins. Imho though, Max price is only 6k for a spike. Too many whales, it'll never moon like that again.

>>13100389
What about crypto mining?
What about crypto mining if your landlord pays for electricity and/or internet?

>>13100389
>But everybody thinks we will have another Bitcoin spike like we did in 2017 so they trade their shit coins.

Same story back in 2014 after the first pump from $100 to $1000 per btc. The people who accumulated instead of trading and feeding exchanges like idiots did phenomenally well just three years later. Thats why we're all here at the end of the day - to find ways to make money, and more than other people.

>>13099620
I like Messermeister. They're less in to the super lightweight meme a lot of the others do lately. That's for straight edge knives tho. My bread knife is... i forget what brand. Less important.

>>13100136
>>13100244
It's from a reddit post


https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/duplicates/a5a18z/it_has_been_a_pleasure_to_yolo_with_you_gentlemen

>>13100389
>Crypto "trading" is a fucking meme if you're looking to make a living off it.

Actually you can make a decent profit if you're focused. Its good practice for trading biotechs and volatile small caps. I only have a tiny bit of money innit because it could come crashing down at a moments notice, but my overall return is about 66% of my initial investment since January.
>>13100389
>being obssessed with the orange guy to the point you think the world revolves around him
It's red because yield curve means recession. Even if its a self fulfilling prophecy driven by algos at this point.

>tfw went all in on nokia

MY SPY PUTS NOOOO ILL BE RUINED. THEY CANT KEEP PUMPING THIS BUBBLE

https://twitter.com/CNBCnow/status/1109495416704458752

>>13099858
nice vore post
everyone who bought REPH am whale food now
every appropriate allegory

there a movie on tonight?
might actually be around for once

>>13100389
said it before, ill say it again
crypto is in a multi year accumulation phase rn
itll go, but it will be LONG after 90% of the cryptards HODLing now have kysD themselves

>>13100580
March 28th is catalyst date. Sell puts on March 27th, buy calls on March 27th.

>>13100580
those comments lmao bears are panicking

So, anybody got some good weed stocks that pay divies to recommend?

>>13100614
>larping

Its how you lose money. I have calls and puts so as long as the market isn't flat I'll make 1000%ers every day.

>>13100323
>years of baseless Russia conspiracy mongering.
ya know whats wild?
i been looking into it, and im bretty sure drumpf DOES have connections to russia. except its through the jewish mob (which uses the russian mafia as its guard dog, similar to how they used italian mobsters in the 40s), so 99% sure no one will ever say "boo" about it because we the people CANNOT know that the jewish mob exists

>>13100580
That was in the news last week. I dunno maybe people didn't read past the headlines of China negotiations delayed.

>>13100624
No strictly weed stock pays divs aside from the HMMJ etf.

>>13100672
>HMMJ
What am I missing here? This ETF is up 50% YTD AND pays a 3.6% dividend? Jesus why am I just hearing about this now??? Should I be putting in large amount of my investment into this ETF? Seems like a diversified ETF that is very safe with huge returns.

>mfw the company consistently raises the dividend by 10%

>>13100646
More like the kgb. Putin’s got something on Trump, why else would trump be deepthroating him so hard.

Use this back tester and only use the lazy portfolio settings.
Try to beat the 100% small cap value settings, it's impossible

>>13100731
Yeah that's the weirdest thing. I mean he'll go from calling Xi a chink to a super smart business man, calling Kim a manlet to a fine strong leader, but Putin is always overlord emperor Putin.
Just doesn't make sense unless he's actually gay or being blackmailed/

>>13100769
Fugg heres the link
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com/backtest-asset-class-allocation

>>13100731
before the collapse in the 90s, like 80% of the kgb had been co-opted by the red mafia. anyone who succeeded in russia after the collapse did so with the graces of the mafia. putin is absolutely no exception to this

quite similar to donny boy over here. you dont get big in NY without sucking some jew mobsters circumcised cock (nor do you get into the vegas casino business w out their saying its "ok" cough cough)

as for deepthroating putin, i dont really see it desu. he seems more loyal to AIPAC seeing as how he just recognized the golan as israeli land (tho ive heard talk that this mightve been in russias favor after all. recognizing golan as israeli gives russia all the reason it needs to recognize crimea as theirs. who knows desu?)

>>13100774
sometimes I'm astounded by how stupid the youngsters are here. Trump has nothing to say about putin because putin has absolutely nothing to offer us. We already have them by the balls since their economy is based on oil and oil is in the shitter. They don't have any money, China has 10x as much money to buy our shit with than russia.
he's playing good cop bad cop with NK china based on how they're responding to his threats and tarriffs. It's called negotiation. He wrote his strategy in art of the deal decades ago and it hasn't changed since. yet people are STILL confused about what he's doing after having had ample time to learn about it.
also being the first president in almost a century to make any progress on north korea would be a signal maybe he know what he's doing...

>>13100672
Honestly doesn't have to be weed, but I'll check that one out. Also looking to maybe invest in CODI. Seems like a banger

>>13100685
>very safe

It's a spastic bastard as the dude weed sector is. However, if you're comfy with the chart then go for it. There is no catch. It's just a regular etf, minimally managed.

>>13100801
Trump talks shit about corpses and rosie O'Donnell. They don't have anything to offer us either brainlett.

>>13100840
>28 posts by this id
he has said many times, he attacks anyone who attacks him.

>>13100580
I warn you guys to wait a trade deal is going to make the whole market the biggest green dildo in history.

Spreads on TLT are fugging killing me dude, why aren't they nice and tight
Still buying on Monday morning

>>13100994
Already priced in

>>13101058
Not fully. Mostly tho.

>>13100864
regardless, im tired of the orange nigger at this point. hes whiffed on too many big things, and he literally cannot stop sucking israeli (and saudi, for that matter) cock

if you want trump to actually do anything for you, you need to lobby for it (ya get what ya pay for, eh AIPAC?). as such, other than faux media outrage 24/7 and the torrent of normalfaggot tears, hes hardly any different than any other modern president

>>13101155
It's entirely priced in from small specs

>>13100769
Please don't associate my waifus Pyra and Mythra to that shit tasting Monster drink

>>13101163
I am also tired of Trump and yet have no other legitimate option.

Who the fuck is a sane choice in 2020?

2019 year of the BULL

>>13101246
that chart like opposite of bullish

buy SQQQ monday

you have been warned

>>13101230
>Who the fuck is a sane choice in 2020?
there never was a sane choice, nor will there ever be one desu

>>13101396
>shorting on good news

>>13101479
Priced in

currentlly not looking like a major crash or anything, but resistance levels so choppy :) us 10 year note 2.43 nuu and europe negative rates only buyer ecb :))))

anyone here long CLIX?
also what are some good bear market ETFs that are not just pure short?

>>13101492
The recession is also priced in. Everything is priced in.

>>13101590
>2019 not holding the MIGA cup

Recession mainstream now

>>13101590
The post-recession bounce is also priced in

>>13101617
uh oh...
*closes shorts*

>>13101617
TDS afflicted old man praying for anything to hurt Trump.

His lunacy is priced in.

>>13101617
bullish

>>13101617
>cuckman

So I was looking to start a long-term dividend and index fund profile and start putting a portion of my paycheck into it. Tips and suggestions? I usually use Robinhood, but is it worth using another broker for this? Trade fees seem like niggers unless you're trading in the thousands.

Suggestions on picking good stocks is also welcome.

>>13101782
If you are ok with the added risk of leverage SDYL is a 5.5% dividend and very good growth

>>13100624
MO

I don't think I"m closing my shorts at open.
Down 2% a day for the next two days before we level. Market forces are conspiring to create bearishness.

>>13101978
>Mueller report was nothing
>Deal with China progressing

Golden bull. Monday.

>>13100225
Plz explain how to do this

Insider here

One of your favorite weed stocks is about to see a 20% sell off following earnings. Get out now before its too late. Screencap this if you don’t believe

>>13102163

outsider here

*ting ting*

*Ahem*

Spoilers for Monday and Tuesday on CRON.

>>13102084
Algos have already determined we're legging down.
If I had to bet on just bulltards buying and selling news, I'd agree. This slope down can't turn on a dime.

>>13102163
You don't need to be an insider to see that a sell off is coming. It's already come.

Short ACB.

Buy JQC when it crashes 90% on the next recession

>>13102163
We all know ACB is gonna tank

>>13101732
>>13101773
Economic noble price winner

>>13097215
this mother fucker actually fucks
this whole fucking board is about crypto now
which is disintermediation
what is all of the mother fucking nasdaq
get it yet boomer?

>>13102442

>>13100323
If you think the market hasnt known about that for months you deserve your haircut
t. not a fucking retard

>>13102506
Lot of retards out there deluded themselves into believing it.

>>13102478
he didint get a nobel from computer science now didint he ?

I think I just shit myself a little

>mfw TLT spreads

>>13102701
What happened? Options get dropped to 0.01 values at close?

>>13102728
he didn't buy SQQQ

I’m wage cucking tomorrow. I wish I could quit but I have no balls.

>>13101442
>>13101230

Are you familiar with a Mr. Andrew Yang, of the Yang Gang?

>>13102728
I have no idea, it was only showing up on the 1 month+ charts and now it's completely gone

probably robinhood just busting a nut again

>>13101617
>Paul Wrongman

>>13103202
I have the opposite problem
>down 1000 on the daily
>graph says I’m up 3000

Hope RH fucks up and they give me 4000 bucks on Monday but nah

>>13103224
Up 5000*

>>13103195
Just keep stacking cash and get good at trading.. then say fuck it... an old man once told me.. a sure way to make money is to get a job

>mfw a buddy told me to buy MAXR
>mfw i bought at $5 and its now $4

>>13103231
I make enough trading to quit my job but my boss is a family friend and relying on me orz
I need to make “fuck you” take a shit on your desk-kinda money

>"And here's our son's room. Hes quite the day trader. Here's his little investment firm"

>>13103253
God I wish that were me

>>13103256
And it can be assuming you max out your portfolio on SQQQ calls expiring next week

>>13103253
>>13103256
>tfw no day trading femboy bf

>>13103233
I'm buying MAXR still (slowly)
only 22 shares, average cost 5.38. cautious to put too much in a Canadian company.

>>13103253
>having parents

>>13103283
>being loved

>>13103239
if you aren't swinging around a quarter mill.. it'll probably get boring...

Eyyyy is comfy hosting movie night or will I have to yet again?

Has anyone done a large withdrawal from Robinhood to their bank, say $10,000+? Does anything happen with the bank/government?

>>13103340
just pay the taxes

>>13103333
Checked and comfy dropped his laptop so can't host

In the US: Tesla credit rating gets demoted to junk bond tier just before earnings for the third time.

Meanwhile in China: Tesla gets a $2B loan from state-owned banks at LIBOR + 1%, i.e. just 30 basis points higher than Chinese treasury bonds.

>>13103340
Anything more than 9999.99 gets flagged by IRS

>>13103331
I’m such a fucking nerd I spent spring break staring at live DOW charts and bids/asks like some kinda fucking sporting event
And I’m used to being bored because i spent 4 years without human contact as a NEET before getting a job/learn to trade and going back to school.

>>13103393
Won’t stop them. If you buy long Tesla options you’re going to turn a profit whether you pick puts or calls

If everyone is shorting ACB, that may be a red flag that it squeezes folks

Movie night is starting! Tonight's feature is Jim Jarmusch's The Limits of Control. It seems like there's less interest tonight than usual, so I may not play it if nobody shows up.
>>13103383
baka baka baka

>>13103438
>Not The Inventor
You blew it

>>13103436
ACB is saturated with enough “early retirement” zoomers to prevent that. And it’s hard to short squeeze something with 950 million in public float lmao

>>13103258
>it can be you if you make more money
No. I could never be so dedicated to my interests to show them off like that.

>>13103253

The state of that suspended ceiling triggers me. All that money spent and you don't fix the bones of the room first.

>>13103447
Is that even out yet? Where am I supposed to find a streaming copy of that kek

>>13103468
Just torrent it and stream it?
What is this, amateur hour?

>>13103459
That's true, now that I reread, the insider said earnings and ACB already had earnings

>>13103481
in order to stream torrented movies to cytube you have to upload your file to google drive and wait 6+ hours for it to process, and now they have a feature that identifies copyrighted material and fucks you up. it sucks ;_;

>>13103482
There are only two dudes weed with earnings this week; cron and canntrust.

>>13103498
That does suck. I used to have a good source to stream stuff through google drive and unlisted youtube videos. You have anything like that?

>>13103546
>Cronos
Any chance they’ll fuck it up?
Any chance it’ll hit Altria with the blowback?

How can you look at this chart and still be bullish on monday?

>>13103594
>Any chance they’ll fuck it up?

It depends what people's expectations for revenue are. None of the Canadian weed companies have had great earnings this year. However, I've sworn off betting on weed earnings either way. Too volatile. Odds too high of taking a loss because the dude weed gonna lmao in ways you don't expect.

>>13103605

Zoom out the chart please. 15 minute candles come on. Also no, I'm not bullish on the S&P for the moment.

>>13103614
>Zoom out the chart please
Even zoomed out, those candles are like 80 degrees straight down.

>>13103605
shut up nigger

>>13103605
youre quite the annoying one arent you

>>13103632
>>13103630
I'm just trying to help you make make money. It's not hard.

>>13103648
i don't need help. I need you to buy sqqq

>36 posts by this id
Why do the stupid talk the most

post memes that have ruined relationships with family members

>>13103666
What kind of introvert incel faggot lurks threads in 2019?

>>13103605
Whenever I bet on a forming H&S it fails and goes up instead.

I can't decide what I like better

Boomer stocks getting crushed or Zoomer stocks getting crushed
You know the robinhood kiddies get really sad when their little penny stocks get crushed
But I also like the flavor of the boomer fear over their retirement accounts and pensions
Obviously if boomer stocks get too crushed we go into a dark age if the gov'ts and central banks can't recover it

>>13103671
>Europe becomes Brazil
Well the British could use some better butts, and so could a lot of Europe.

>>13103765
A blue chip taking a dive is always the most catastrophic and therefore pleasing to the schadenfreude/gimme cheapies eye.

Im goina be frank

Nio is probably the best buy right now

>>13103765
Do you like not have a father? Why would you want to see retirements destroyed?

Good night, bearfrens. May the market gap down hard on Monday.

Consumer Staples Dividend Growth Stonks:
PEP
CLX
MKC
KR
SYY

High Yield But Decent Dividends
IVZ
T
VZ

>>13103780
My dad passed away, unfortunately. My older relatives have enough investments to last them through old age, even with a significant crash.

I have no sympathy for most all boomers. They are incredibly naive and spoiled, especially when it comes to financial or political issues (regardless of their leanings, the stupidity permeates). The few boomers who have some understanding of how the economy and world work tend to live their lives in responsible and sustainable ways, so they should be more equipped to handle choppy market/geopolitical conditions.

A significant downturn (not just in the markets, but in the economy) will of course cause some pain, but I think it can help to shake out some of the weakness in young people and give them good investment opportunities. Beyond a certain age, possibilities for learning and change are basically gone. Thus (to me) most boomers are 'irredeemable' for the possibility of being responsible national and global citizens.

>>13103780
I agree with the sentiment, I don’t love to see people suffer, especially old and feeble folks.

But the boomers really did fuck a lot up, preaching peace and love but getting high and achieving nothing worthwhile. They complained about having to get blue collared jobs at a time when those jobs could pay off a mortgage with a comfortable lifestyle.

Then they have the nerve to call younger generations entitled.

>>13103832
In theory it should shake the weakness, but you see these young fuckers and the way they act about climate change in guns and I don’t even want to think about they way they’d react to a recession/economic crisis.

>>13103873
>>13103878
But I would agree boomers cause problems and are going to make us pay for it (I.e. the asset bubble regarding interest rates)

>>13103873
the political/monetary pain that they continue to inflict on younger generations will continue until they die and even beyond.
Unless politicians and central bankers man up and tell them 'no', unproductive elements will continue to drain capital and opportunities from more productive elements in society in a way that we haven't seen before.

>>13103878
Unfortunately from a political standpoint, it might not be the case that the under 30 yo demographic learns the right lessons from all this. We could end up seeing some modest inflationary actions over the next decade, which will tend to reward the irresponsible (people with big college debts). Also the narratives are already building up about how automation is the reason young people don't have jobs, or whatever other scapegoats they have to blame. People again won't be able to realize the way that problems in their life are caused by government and monetary policy because they aren't capable of understanding these things.
If you can't change them or teach them, might as well enter economic positions that hedge the ignorance of the populace and willingness of politicians and others to cater to that ignorance.

>>13095618
Planning on shorting $PINS when they IPO. Absolute dogshit company imo. Look at their S1 filing.

New thread
>>13103942
New thread
>>13103942
New thread
>>13103942

>>13099620
when you really work with a knife and sharpen it day in day out it's actually amazing.... i gave a new knife to my favorite sushi chef as a gift for his birthday last year. he appreciated it very much and when i went back he still had his old knife and while using the new knife he said to me, baggie this was my old knife and how thin the blade had become from it's 8+ years of constant sharpen and work was kind of awe inspiring... and that's why that man truly appreciates me and always wants to make sure i am feeling better when i leave his bar than when i walked in.

>>13099620
I have a set of Zwilling J.A. Henckels uhh they're not wostoffs but i dunno i prefer the twins to the pitchfork to be completely honest. i got some of their ceramic cookware as well.. it's pretty fucking good and totally easy to clean, the whole no metal tools to be sure to not damage the nonstick stuff like is a stupid pain in the ass since you basically have to replace everything down to even plastic coated tongs, but it's been about 18 months of use and nothing sticks... still use like stainless steel stuff for making stuff that needs to start with a roux and stuff i want to fry up at absolutely highest of propane flame temperature, shits really good for like what ever you want and uhh fucking uhh im exhausted.