/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>13101612
I heard about it
Never bought into it

>>13101612
>Iraqi Dinar

>>13101645

STFU! THAT BOOMER WAS SO CONVINCING

>>13101612
>be me
>dating a girl (ex)
>her dad calls one day
>"we need to have a family meeting"
>we were dating long enough to be invited to the family meeting
>"you need to sit down"
>"apparently some investments I made are going to pay off very soon"
>"everyone online is saying its coming, and we will be millionaires within the next few months"
>"now its going to be important you tell no one about this, for safety reasons of course"
>me: "wow that's amazing, do you mind if I ask what you invested in?"
>zimbabwe dollar
I told her her dad got scammed. She defends him and says I don't know what I'm talking about.

>>13101656
lol. he did become a millionaire tho.

what happened after?

>>13101612
My stepdad wants to buy some but he's too stupid to know how

>>13101612
Guy I knew back in the days told me to invest in woman and pimp them.
He was making a shitload of money so I asked him how to invest.
I paid him $12k and 2 days later there was a Bulgarian woman in front of my door.
The guy disappeared and I had no idea hot to pimp.
Eventually she lives with me cleans my house, cooks and have sex with her.
7 years later we are married with 3 kids.
Ow yeah I actually lost my virginity to her.

op got irekt

>>13101683
Lmao this can't be real

>>13101683
>pimp marries his own hooker after failing to break even
Kek, never change /biz/

>>13101612
Just imagine if you'd invested in BTC instead. Imagine the power you would wield right now

>>13101664
she was really happy and I could tell she was already spending the money in her head. I tried to explain to her why it was that this scenario would never happen, I told her they would just issue a new currency because the old one is wayyyyy too inflated. basically I tried to explain economics to her but after she got pissed I kind of left it at that and let them LARP. I could also tell she wasn't happy that I questioned her fathers intelligence. They are well off anyway so they didn't even need the money, but needless to say they are still waiting. this was like two years ago.

>>13101740
Yeah well it's not the story we tell family or friends, we tell them she rented a room and we fell in love.
>>13101743
Technically I actually might broke even, I never paid for a cleaner, cook or pussy after I bought her.
Plus she gave me offspring, I think I would say I might be the happiest man on this board when I come back home from work.
You have to keep in mind that I am an ugly autistic dork married to a 8.5/10

Soveriegn currency re-valuation STILL on the table

>>13101743
he made a wise decision, have to cut his loss somehow.

>>13101656
Just replace the last line with crypto and you have 99% of /biz/
I wonder how many people here told their family/friends

>>13102214

Does anyone know where that guy is now? Did he off himself after he lost everyone's money?

Anyone with half a brain knew that country would fall apart day 1 after Saddam was gone but boomers still believed in muh freedom & muh democracy

>>13101612

I hope you're not being serious.

>>13101612

ISIS rekt your plan

>>13101612
my dad bought into this. and then also bought into the whole Zimbabwe revaluation meme. Bought a shitload of them from ebay. I've never taken financial advice from a boomer. Including the "you'll never make it if you don't go to college" meme. Glad I skipped on that as well.

I hope I don't read threads like this one in 5-10 years time about [redacted].

t. [redacted] [redacted], my [redacted] stays [redacted] [redacted]

>>13101683
oh shit, not even green text.. This needs to be a pasta.

>>13101612
Sweet, just bought 100k Iraqi Dinar

>>13101656

>>13102356
Ironically Zimbabwe is the only subsaharan african country that makes cellphones
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/GTel_Zimbabwe

they look decent
http://gtel.co.zw/

>>13101683
Someone needs to make a service like this where you can buy non prostitute women for marital purposes. I of course would have the best intentions at heart, I just can't stand all the bullshit with modern woman. Rather pay a dowry.

Had a 250 dinar bill that a boomer swore to me everyweek that "anyday now its gonna explode" yea nah

>>13101612

>mid way through the fucking war?

>a fucking war designed to remove organised and capable enemies of Saudi-American regional interests?

>those enemies being the military government of an Arab majority country with a 70/30 sectarian split and a highly organised kurdish secessionist movement in the north, who's incredible brutality was the only thing stopping at least three separate, well financed and highly organised insurrections breaking out and crippling the country forever, as was the precise, and blatant, aim of the fucking war?

>that iraqi dinar?

yeah bro, it was just you. get a mentally normal person to look after your money for you.

by the way, was the boomer you mention the one who sold you the dinars?

he knowingly sold you monopoly money, because he knew you were a sucker.

>>13102504

International marriage brokers are a thing, and have been a thing for a long time.

>>13101683
This should be pinned post. Investment turned out great, basically you went oldschool and bought her parents couple of cows or horses back in Bulgaria.

>>13101973
What the fuck is this real

Omfg no way

>>13101973
could have turned out worse lol

>>13101612
you mean LAST YEAR. kek

https://www.thedailybeast.com/trump-fans-sink-savings-into-iraqi-dinar-scam

Man, some of my friends did this...I felt bad at the obvious delusion on the cursory google search found that there were many fools before them.

>>13101683
god i hope this really happened

>>13101683
I knew theres a reason why I still come here
Thank you anon

>giving money to subhumans
>put money in bitcoin
hard choice